click to leave fresh arse

It's going to be windy, I can feel it.

Heh... They do feed you well.

As a solo traveller here I'm the other way around, putting on tons of steps and slacking on eating regularly. If anything I'll end up dropping weight.

Morning.
Heading back north today. Probably just as well, I’ve put on a load of weight in the week we’ve been here

We robbed Valencia blind in that deal....

Mind you, they owe for that catastrophe that was Clownstafi!

Gyokeres was very good yesterday, and the second goal is exactly the kind of move we should be doing more with him on the pitch.

Match of the Day didn't even mention the incredible Zubimendi goal, pe...

More Lidl than Tesco.

Are we talking Tesco ?? He seems well shit looks like the Tesco version of Delap not Haaland and I’m not trying to be mean to Delap who is a good player more that he cost 30m and is vastly better. I w...

And also a big tattooed stiff idiot from hipster FC, who is actually really shit

So funny that they bought last season’s two biggest overachievers and thought that would save them.

It's the fact they thought they were back after apparently playing well against us, and buying Mbeumo and Cunha.

The fact is that they're still really shit, and their manager is a a morose motherfuck...

Having Norgaard in the squad and not using him, shows what a fantastic position Arteta has got this squad to. He was immense last season for his club.

Err, what's that big herpes thing Haaland has got below his fish lip?

Red Devils my arse 😈

I can hear the wailing in Guildford from here.

It's the fact they thought they were back after apparently playing well against us, and buying Mbeumo and Cunha.

The fact is that they're still really shit, and their manager is a a morose motherfuck...

There is something wonderful about the pain man utd fans will currently be experiencing

Exquisite.

There is something wonderful about the pain man utd fans will currently be experiencing

There is something wonderful about the pain man utd fans will currently be experiencing

There is something wonderful about the pain man utd fans will currently be experiencing

United? Bayandir has been there for a while. He's the guy who flapped against us.

At least their new keeper didn't shit his pants and roll around in it in the penalty area. Progress.

Designer stubble on anyone over 60 just looks like you’ve forgotten where you live

Err, what's that big herpes thing Haaland has got below his fish lip?

Err, what's that big herpes thing Haaland has got below his fish lip?

I remember back in the day before I retired, all our managers started wearing "designer stubble". They thought they looked cool, and not at all like cunts.

Wants to fit in in Manchester.

Wants to fit in in Manchester.

How can a billionaire like Jim Ratcliffe look like such a fucking tramp

Wants to fit in in Manchester.

How can a billionaire like Jim Ratcliffe look like such a fucking tramp

Certainly good at jumping high in the air and showing potential as a ballerina

Certainly good at jumping high in the air and showing potential as a ballerina

Seems might actually be a good player but. You wouldn’t know in this United team.

Tacticos wanted this nerd of Gyok

That tosser Moneypenny

Tacticos wanted this nerd of Gyok

Tacticos wanted this nerd of Gyok

Sesko off.

Did nothing, again.

sack more cleaners!

I actually like Mbuemo. Think he'd score loads for us.

But he made his choices.

Boomy boomo trying his best bless

He'd get them doing much better than this. At least he knows how to organise a team.

They have an incredibly expensive and very mediocre squad. They need to get out of this habit of paying every new signing silly wages cause that's the expectation.

For example this Yoro youth is on 1...

They have an incredibly expensive and very mediocre squad. They need to get out of this habit of paying every new signing silly wages cause that's the expectation.

For example this Yoro youth is on 1...

Ferguson is still alive.

As is Solskjaer. And Mourinho.

Ten Hag is back in the market.

Please be Southgate

United really are in a doom spiral. Amorim will be gone soon but which manager with credibility would want to take on that job?

United really are in a doom spiral. Amorim will be gone soon but which manager with credibility would want to take on that job?

Don't say that, I quite like Nuno.

How this guy is still in a job is a mystery. Maguire up top is his best and only strategy.

After the first game I was hoping they would take some points off our competitors, but these guys are going to be fighting relegation contenders

He was a legit bright spark for them when he broke through. AmorIN broke him.

United are so so so shit. Who’s their next manager? Nuno?

Heh they play with no midfield, it makes n I sense. Isn’t Kobe Mainoo supposed to be good?

Do it next week.

He's only still in his job because he isn't bald.

I should have captained goalbot

Terminator brace

How this guy is still in a job is a mystery. Maguire up top is his best and only strategy.

Terminator brace

Cunthound commentator on BBC keep saying dorgu and doku the same fucking way

With that Lurch Donnerkebabu in goal it's going to be tricky to score a goal.

City's aura is well and truly gone. When an absolute shambles like United believe they can go there and compete on an equal footing, and get some joy to be fair, it's the beginning of the end.

Cunts 2 - 0 Cunts

Sasquatch.

Rodri has been poor, giving the ball away at will.

This game needs more red cards. I suppose it's too much for Rodhri to rupture his banjo string.

Biggest rat since master splinter.

Loving this.

Hating the rest of the day.

Couldn't happen to a bigger snide cunt. Biggest rat since master splinter.

Hope big Gabby smashes him

Couldn't happen to a bigger snide cunt. Biggest rat since master splinter.

Hope big Gabby smashes him

About to watch it now. Have you heard about Ricky Hatton? Found dead in his flat. 46 years old, no foul play suspected, but he did like a drink I'm guessing it's probably a heart attack. Very sad, way...

11, did some of them die?

Bernardo Silva looks physically done. City’s defense looks slow and ponderous. Reijnders passing balld straight out of play. Yet United outdoing them comfortably in being shit.

Champions always fins a way blah blah blah

Foden, father of 11 with a perm.

Foden behaving like he's him after a goal against relegation battlers.

Fire since Jan lol

Champions always fins a way blah blah blah

And they needed Burnley to have a man sent off.

Their luck won't last forever; at some point Slut will have to do some actual coaching beyond, 'be good, and if you can't be good, be lucky.'

Fat bald...

One fucking worldy free kick and now this last gasp penalty and they’re four points to the good

We are still ahead on goal difference and so are the Lilywhites.

Yes but he could have made something up to disallow it like he would for us.

Yes, he was Mrs, but that was a penalty all day long.

...which is why i refused to watch, just for the inevitable.

the horrible bin dippers have had uncanny luck for too long. someone connected is doing some evil sh*t to garner the devil's favor 👹

Yes. 95th.
Penalty - of course Michael Oliver was the ref wasn't he ?

FFS wasn't it the 95th

How fucking lucky can a team get

Salah playing like a total cunt.

So a winner at 85 mins then

How fucking dumb can you be

Slot must be in disbelief of his luck

How long can this kind of luck hold?

How long can this kind of luck hold?

Pool have been dreadful

This winner is gonna sting

Clear pen.

Haha, the cunt missed

Ffs

Who will get the jammy winner

I reckon cheesa

Still been their best player today.

Haha, the cunt missed

Pool have been dreadful

This winner is gonna sting

Pool have been dreadful

This winner is gonna sting

Fucking twat

Oliver gives a Burnley player a red. The cunt always wants to be the centre of attention.

Oliver gives a Burnley player a red. The cunt always wants to be the centre of attention.

Bring your waterproofs, Swiss.

Come on, Burnley. Hang on in there.

Heh, I wouldn't mind some rain right now to cool off, we hit 35C here yesterday and the sane is predicted for this afternoon. I'm quite looking forward to high teens and low 20s in London next week.

Heh, I wouldn't mind some rain right now to cool off, we hit 35C here yesterday and the sane is predicted for this afternoon. I'm quite looking forward to high teens and low 20s in London next week.

Ba dum dum tst...

The European Arseurs weren't kidding about the weather over here. Yesterday I stood in a torrential downpour for hours, soaked my raincoat straight thru and now I must've followed ...

Arrogant Scouse twat on the BBC:

'At what point does Slot drop Salah? He's been woeful all season.'

All season = four games.

Hey dennis, which part of the Cotswolds are you visiting?

The Cotswolds used to be my stomping grounds for many a decade (and my Mum still lives there).

He's still a palindromic Scouse cunt

I wrote off Ekitike looking at his highlight reels but he looks the business

Shit

What happened?

He had history of depression and alcohol misuse.

RIP Ricky

I wrote off Ekitike looking at his highlight reels but he looks the business

Hot and sunny here today!







Not really….

Kerkez, is that their new fullback?

Kerkez, is that their new fullback?

He's absolutely shit

It's not really a vote of confidence in him from his manager is it?

Fucking kerkez escapes a second yellow then gets subbed off

We never get that chance.

Cunts

Ricky Hatton dead at only 46. Wow.

Ba dum dum tst...

The European Arseurs weren't kidding about the weather over here. Yesterday I stood in a torrential downpour for hours, soaked my raincoat straight thru and now I must've followed ...

Hey Gooder — How's Krakow, is it all that it's Kracked up to be?

From the context, I doubt very much he meant the counter-protest. Can't go back to quote precisely because I've blocked the page. As for the guy of Irish descent, he has proved his unflinching patriot...

From the context, I doubt very much he meant the counter-protest. Can't go back to quote precisely because I've blocked the page. As for the guy of Irish descent, he has proved his unflinching patriot...

He’s going there to see your mum…

Maybe he meant the counter-protest?

Their thought process is really weird, especially when it's being led by a guy of Irish descent who wouldn't be allowed in the country undnder his own argument. Ma...

About to watch it now. Have you heard about Ricky Hatton? Found dead in his flat. 46 years old, no foul play suspected, but he did like a drink I'm guessing it's probably a heart attack. Very sad, way...

Don’t want spoil for those who haven’t watched the boxing yet .. but damn this man is legit . Undisputed.

Yeah last week of hard training cancelled.

Shit. :-(
Training being hit at the wrong time….

Been out with a cold/covid for a week. Will definitely use this as an excuse for why I’m so bad at running in 2 weeks time

Hey dennis, which part of the Cotswolds are you visiting?

The Cotswolds used to be my stomping grounds for many a decade (and my Mum still lives there).

Just blocked "Arsenal Banter" on Facebook after its owner posted that he left early to go to "the march". Just sayin' ...

https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/1ngjb53/the_linesman_giving_calafiori_advice_on_how_to/

We robbed Valencia blind in that deal....

Mind you, they owe for that catastrophe that was Clownstafi!

The good thing about Mosquera's performance is that he is genuine competition for Saliba, rather than a mere "squad player" fill in. That increases the value of both because there's a debate, where th...

Dzięki

Of course, if these people had their way, think of those that wouldn't have been born in England. Saka, Madueke, Eze, to name but three.

Haven’t been here for a while just popped in to say I TOLD YOU SO … Regarding Noni ..
That is all . Have a nice day everyone another win for The Arsenal.

Good on you Colli. From the footage I saw yesterday it seems there are quite a few of them, It was quite depressing.

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Raheem Sterling and Axel Disasi will train separately in a 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 🚫

“There’s 𝐧𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 for them in our team”, Maresca has confirmed; Disasi ...

Don't forget to check your Bilbao Bagin at the airport Blogs!
😬

It's mad how people's first thought about a new player doing well means getting rid of someone else. Not just you Bruce, we had Qs about this for the podcast.

"Is this the end for Saka/Saliba".

I m...

Good on you Colli. From the footage I saw yesterday it seems there are quite a few of them, It was quite depressing.

Just blocked "Arsenal Banter" on Facebook after its owner posted that he left early to go to "the march". Just sayin' ...

Ah, finally some broadcasting brilliance...

https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/1ng0hmx/premier_league_almost_as_impressive_as_martin/

Last night was rough but I suspect it wasn't jetlag ( the first nights were fine). With an early flight and late back to the hotel it was more one of those "I MUST not have insomnia" insomnias 😂 if ...

Last night was rough but I suspect it wasn't jetlag ( the first nights were fine). With an early flight and late back to the hotel it was more one of those "I MUST not have insomnia" insomnias 😂 if ...

Witamy

Last night was rough but I suspect it wasn't jetlag ( the first nights were fine). With an early flight and late back to the hotel it was more one of those "I MUST not have insomnia" insomnias 😂 if ...

It’s weird to see you at this time of day. :-)
Hope travel was nice and you are not too jetlagged.

Arse. WiB.

Morning all.

Good perofrmance yesterday, cruised to the win with the minimum of fuss. Hopefully a few more of these peroformances against the lesser lights of the Premier League this seas...

Dzięki

Dobry dzień gooder!

Impressive!
I want to hear you do that next time I see you, salaar!
Guess it was an enjoyable welcome back to North London for you!

Cool. Safe trip, see you on Sunday hopefully then!

Yes mate, we leave for Blighty tomorrow. I've got a couple of nosebleed seats —supposedly they will show up on my phone 24 hrs before kick-off—would be great to meet up.

Krakow arse!
Bruce!
Top of the morning toppers of both tables... Even if only briefly

Hey Db10!
Is that right you'll be over for the City game? We should all meet up at The Swimmer after...

Ah, finally some broadcasting brilliance...

https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/1ng0hmx/premier_league_almost_as_impressive_as_martin/

Arse

Well in Brucie, morning blogs and hello winners.

Wotcha Salaaaaaar. Excellent link, thanks for sharing.

"Fogging ESTANDARDS" eh?

Ah, finally some broadcasting brilliance...

https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/1ng0hmx/premier_league_almost_as_impressive_as_martin/

I really can't fathom Howard Webb's obsession with "It should all be about us the refs" - nobody watching football cares, all fans just want the refs to be unseen because it would mean that they're do...

I really can't fathom Howard Webb's obsession with "It should all be about us the refs" - nobody watching football cares, all fans just want the refs to be unseen because it would mean that they're do...

Yep it really was an enjoyable match, which truly brougt home the qualify depth we have for the first time.
I was rather confident for this season, and now even with the injuries, I am convinced we wi...

Right, time for a little cardio on the bike.

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Raheem Sterling and Axel Disasi will train separately in a 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 🚫

“There’s 𝐧𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 for them in our team”, Maresca has confirmed; Disasi ...

Don't forget to check your Bilbao Bagin at the airport Blogs!
😬

Don't forget to check your Bilbao Bagin at the airport Blogs!
😬

It's mad how people's first thought about a new player doing well means getting rid of someone else. Not just you Bruce, we had Qs about this for the podcast.

"Is this the end for Saka/Saliba".

I m...

That shot in the 2nd half when he absolutely cunted it off the post deserved to go in.

Gyokeres was very good yesterday, and the second goal is exactly the kind of move we should be doing more with him on the pitch.

Match of the Day didn't even mention the incredible Zubimendi goal, pe...

It's mad how people's first thought about a new player doing well means getting rid of someone else. Not just you Bruce, we had Qs about this for the podcast.

"Is this the end for Saka/Saliba".

I m...

It's mad how people's first thought about a new player doing well means getting rid of someone else. Not just you Bruce, we had Qs about this for the podcast.

"Is this the end for Saka/Saliba".

I m...

Could Mosquera’s rise, seal an end to Saliba when RM come calling?

Well I hate Bruce