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That's the problem with this run of opening fixtures. This game IS defining and so is the ¢115eh one. Win them both and we'll be in really shape. Lose them both and... 😬

Liverpool are clearly vul...

It’s annoying the inevitability of it. Reminded me of us against City last year but a worse result. I’d say it’s the irresistible force meets the immovable object this Sunday, but we do have a cutting...

Arse and WiB.
Happy Aug. 25, 2025.
This date in ‘68 I came along. Not celebrating today but doing our traditional double bday family dinner Thursday with No. 1 son who turns 23 then.
Best bday pr...

Arse!
WiB!
Up yer hole, Sp*rs!

It's gotten to the "put us out of our misery" stage: https://x.com/thespursweb/status/1959912909540126778

Happy Bday gl !

(and junior too)

I wonder, have scousers gone into typical "it's meant to be" mode already?

Liverpool were shit

Newcastle a bit naive at the end there

Theo Walcott saying he had a tear in his eye when the Liverpool kid scored. I had vomit in my mouth.

Arse and WiB.
Happy Aug. 25, 2025.
This date in ‘68 I came along. Not celebrating today but doing our traditional double bday family dinner Thursday with No. 1 son who turns 23 then.
Best bday pr...

Theo Walcott saying he had a tear in his eye when the Liverpool kid scored. I had vomit in my mouth.

You don't want to know Mrs. I'd just go to bed

The cunt will probably come back refreshed and even better than before.

What was the final score in the match or isn't it over yet ?

Indomitable Three Lions

that's what we said ALL of last season. At least this season they'll definitely lose him for a month for AFCON.

Most of our Nigerian heritage English guys are actually good enough to play for England

and for the first time in a long time we won't lose a single player for it.

that's what we said ALL of last season. At least this season they'll definitely lose him for a month for AFCON.

that's what we said ALL of last season. At least this season they'll definitely lose him for a month for AFCON.

I think their first 11 might be the best in the league, marginally...

...but they are getatable... and a Salah injury would legit expose them imo.

that's what we said ALL of last season. At least this season they'll definitely lose him for a month for AFCON.

yep, they won't get 11 minutes added time up there... if we're ahead they'll get 25.

Different kettle of fish at Anfield, though.

I think their first 11 might be the best in the league, marginally...

...but they are getatable... and a Salah injury would legit expose them imo.

The game gives me a lot of hope. Liverpool were terrible second half.

11 mins of time pulled from Fergie's cunt

Some of you gotta stop writing this lot off tho lol

Why +11 ?

This fat fuck has hoovered up everyone else's luck. It's absurd.

Why +11 ?

We can beat these cunts

16 year old kid with a blinder.

2-3 SCUNTS

jesus this is an eternity

Anelka 2.0!
No Thanks.

I wonder what Ballsak is making of all this.

"fuck both these two, I shoulda went for Arsenal"

I wonder what Ballsak is making of all this.

Liverpool are rattled

2-2 bitches!

Nouveau rich meatheads, excellent :-D

Four goals conceded in two games. Two against Bournemouth, two against 10-men nouveau riche meatheads.

They can definitely be got at.

at Old Trafford

Four goals conceded in two games. Two against Bournemouth, two against 10-men nouveau riche meatheads.

They can definitely be got at.

+11 mis added time

+11 mis added time

What an idiot
https://x.com/sanny_rudra/status/1960068003581542605?s=46&t=xNC2pZTBQ-X2epxk7pts4Q

or bloody enough

at Old Trafford

Hell’s not hot ienough.

Bruce Willis doesn't look too happy.

Football, bloody hell!

Leaky like a Scouse contractor plumbing job

Plenty of spare goats up at old Trafford

he's got to run out of goats to sacrifice eventually. the pile has to be making quite a mighty stink in his back yard by now.

He'll probably wake up tomorrow with a full head of hair the cunt

Surely got to run out at some point

I've never known a manager to have so much good fortune fall in their lap.

I've never known a manager to have so much good fortune fall in their lap.

when we asked for injuries in this match the footy gods may have completely missed the point... or they're just being funny again.

when we asked for injuries in this match the footy gods may have completely missed the point... or they're just being funny again.

Schär's out cold, not moving. Doesn't look good.

Kleinfeld killing me tonight with laughter

Slot's baldy head sweating like fred west on groundforce

More beads on his head than sagna

Slot's baldy head sweating like fred west on groundforce

Slot's baldy head sweating like fred west on groundforce

I need Schär to hit one of those screamers like a Federer neo-backhand.

Toe nail off

All those wanking themselves stupid over Frimpong and Kerkez should put their Kleenex back in the cupboard.

Oh dang, have to switch the telle back on

Aye we need to feed the Gyok

1-2

Gordon is a moron

Can't put in to words how much I hate Liverpool.
I want to beat them so bad next week it fucking hurts

Liverpool still have defensive issues.

Would be optimal but a draw would be fine.

1-2

Can't put in to words how much I hate Liverpool.
I want to beat them so bad next week it fucking hurts

Emergency Barcode bid for Watkins incoming.

I can see the owners standing firm. It’s a World Cup year coming up. The player isn’t going to want to be inactive with qualifiers to play

What are they going to do, force him to play?

Whereas against us it's like their lifes depends on it

What are they going to do, force him to play?

Oh you useless Geordie cunts.

What are they going to do, force him to play?

On the plus side it could make it a bit harder for them to sell Isak while Gordon is unavailable

Gordon is a moron

Norman Collier level?

Is sentient boiled egg Mike Dean still sitting in that massive high chair Sky Sports studio fashioned for him?

It's bloody awful. The quality of the ref cam and the mic audio are so poor, especially considering it is for the richest most watched league in the world. Embarrassing.

Column A and Column B.

Feels like an extra level of protection for the fuckers.

No-one will want to be put on blast remonstrating with a mic'd up ref.

for getting the red or for not finishing the job on van Dijk? 😏

Gordon is a moron

Is sentient boiled egg Mike Dean still sitting in that massive high chair Sky Sports studio fashioned for him?

What is wrong with just showing a red, no need for NFL style bollocks especially is the audio is a pile of shite.

Gordon is a moron

Scousecunts 1 up.

Gordon nominated for the half time interview pls

Newcastle need Isak.

Fucking braindead wee cunt. I'd have him flogged at half time

Gordon nominated for the half time interview pls

What is wrong with just showing a red, no need for NFL style bollocks especially is the audio is a pile of shite.

Thick as pig shit.

Being asked to fill in for the star striker, no other options and you do that. Complete dunce.

Am watching the US open because I hate Trippier so much and he was even worse than normal at the beginning of the game. Any score yet ?

He's off. Stupid cunt

Someone crunch mo salah

Horatio Nelson would be an improvement on what they have upfront.

Fancy Reiss Nelson could do a job on the left for the barcodes

Coming on at HT

Newcastle need Isak.

Only if Newcastle had a sharp striker, oh wait

Newcastle need Isak.

Refcam is a useless piece of shite.

Deadie Howe with the constipated face again

Van Dijk doesn't like it when the refs give anything against Liverpool does he?

That's because it's in the shit hole that is Newcastle.

Newcastle are making their ground a hostile place to be.

Moans more than Bruno Fernandes.

Van Dijk doesn't like it when the refs give anything against Liverpool does he?

Slot with a darts player physique

Slot with a darts player physique

20 red cards please!

Tuesday Club have a new pod out.

Send him off. Send everyone off.

He'll be a fucking pussy!

He'll be a fucking pussy!

Hope Joelinton is all psyched up about today’s match.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JULbiIXLrA&ab_channel=Arsenal

The BBC have Curtis Jones playing there. Either way, a position Newcastle will be looking to exploit.

Heh, Szoboszlai is at right back for Liverpewl tonight.

I hope he's as bad as when Partey had to play there for us.

Merson has he still got his touch
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/16w56GcQHn/

Merson has he still got his touch
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/16w56GcQHn/

Apple not far from tree etc .. with the sons ...

Final score is irrelevant. Don’t act like an aggro under-12 dad.

Agree... When I read whole article, they were 3-1 up then him subbed off , finished 3-3

genuine question for folks with friends/family who are fans of other clubs. Who in our club do they hate?

There are always certain players rival fans despise, the Brunos, Haalands, Terrys, Guimarães...

genuine question for folks with friends/family who are fans of other clubs. Who in our club do they hate?

There are always certain players rival fans despise, the Brunos, Haalands, Terrys, Guimarães...

In other news Daddy Bellingham had a go in the tunnel at Dortmund’s top brass at Jones getting subbed at halftime on his debut. Fucking cringe.

According to Arseblog News he's contracted to 2029, so the fee will have to be substantial.

Can’t see Hincapie going for anywhere near 52m. My understanding is he’s in the final year of his deal and could be a Mosquera type situation.

Agree about Kiwior fee though- but we need some other i...

Wolves are doing the League a favour by rejecting an offer from Saudi Castle for Strand Larsen.

They’re obviously looking to replace Isak.

Wolves are doing the League a favour by rejecting an offer from Saudi Castle for Strand Larsen.

They’re obviously looking to replace Isak.

Crazy that she works too given his wages. Very impressed with both their character!

8pm for the formal football match.

Most surprising thing in that interview was Eze talking about getting in touch with his wife about the potential move but not wanting to bother her as she is a nurse in the NICU. Don’t hear that every...

What time is the KO ?

Lovely. Many happy returns. Auspicious year….started supporting the Arsenal that year.

£25m?! bloody hell, Liverpool regularly sell scraps for that much and here we are struggling to get that for a quality player who actually has a good amount of League minutes under his belt.

VVD is definitely due a hamstring, a strained banjo, and twisted bollock of some description.

Sober Reality

"done nothing but champion Arsenal since he stopped playing"
honestly, it really is as much about what he did for the club as a player as it is about what he's done and continues to do since, n...

Ive only ever cried at two famous people's deaths...carrie fisher (that picture of garry fisher after her and debbie died broke my heart) and diego...he will always be the best footballer in the world...

I know it is the Sun but Arsenal interested in £52m move for Piero Hincapie but ONLY if they can sell Jakub Kiwior. Valued at around £25m. Porto interest. Hoping to sell Rodrigo Mora to Saudi for £60m...

genuine question for folks with friends/family who are fans of other clubs. Who in our club do they hate?

There are always certain players rival fans despise, the Brunos, Haalands, Terrys, Guimarães...

I knew that Eze is an amazing footballer but I had never seen him speak before, he comes across as such a good person. Exactly the kind of player and person we need at this great club.

You see, that’s the reason there hasn’t been an Ian Wright statue yet, because your suggestion is valid, but how are we gonna fit all these statues?

Rocky was and is a legend. Michael Thomas’s goal ...

Don’t particularly want to see any of their forwards get crocked. It’ll only end up with them raising the Isak bid to stupid money and I’d rather see him get stuck with Newcastle for another season

Newcastle 5-5 Liverpool

Salah 🤕
Van Dijk 🔴
Mac Allister 😵
Ekitike 🩼
Allison 🚑

“And on wearing the number 10 shirt, following in some very successful footprints down the years:”

What a tragedy it was worn by Gallas

Hearing that Tottenham made an approach for Hincapié but he prefers Arsenal. This is getting to ridiculous levels of bantz now 😂

Hope Joelinton is all psyched up about today’s match.

I think with Berta the perception seemingly confirmed by the club comments are of seriousness and professionalism, efficiency and swift action. Don Berta never sleeps it seems, he’s ready with the con...

To be fair, we did buy a number of good players during the Edu era but I agree that Berta has appeared to be more dynamic this summer.

As for Forest's transfer dealings, for quite some time they have...

Big Pocu ex spurs I heard , , also of Greek Origin , taking over at Forest

Rollercoaster fanbase indeed.

Doomed after that united performance then world beaters after signing eze and smashing Leeds.

You never know, some of our group here might actually start to see MAs wo...

Don't think spending a quarter of a billion on players is one of the standard signs of owners preparing a club for sale.

Wrighty with the Henry message ready to go for Eze. NIce that.

Think we should bypass a Wright statue and just name the stadium after him.

What does seem to be emerging in Nuno’s dissatisfaction with the transfer dealings of Edu. We certainly seem to have benefited from him not being here

Big Pocu ex spurs I heard , , also of Greek Origin , taking over at Forest

Agreed! My daughter is a ICU nurse. It’s a tough job! Love the guy already.

Feels like Nuno will be gone sooner rather than later, especially if the beef is not only with the owner. Shame, I like Nuno and he appreciates Chris Wood! Some new jack will come in and Wood will be ...

It has indeed been insane. We need Swiss Ramble to do the sums. I think FFP is dead, they’ve all found a way to bypass the system. Long live Sobha Realty!!!

Not that anyone has to take sides in this Nuno v Edu thing, but given that Nuno is a Jorge Mendes creation and is not an Invincible, I'm surprised at the amount of sympathy for him. The owner is a lou...

Not that anyone has to take sides in this Nuno v Edu thing, but given that Nuno is a Jorge Mendes creation and is not an Invincible, I'm surprised at the amount of sympathy for him. The owner is a lou...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JULbiIXLrA&ab_channel=Arsenal

He'd be more expensive than Kiwior. This has been an insane transfer window even accounting for all our desperation to win. Maybe they're prepping the club for a sale.

Hincapié if we sell Kiwior makes sense. From the reels he looks more dynamic, more personality for a similar position. Let’s see what happens.

Is the Eze interview on YouTube?

I always find it interesting when players say how much they are developing under Arteta and how they feel he is improving them.

Plus he's dynamite on football manager 24.

Hincapié if we sell Kiwior makes sense. From the reels he looks more dynamic, more personality for a similar position. Let’s see what happens.

Rollercoaster fanbase indeed.

Doomed after that united performance then world beaters after signing eze and smashing Leeds.

You never know, some of our group here might actually start to see MAs wo...

Arse and WiB.
Happy Aug. 25, 2025.
This date in ‘68 I came along. Not celebrating today but doing our traditional double bday family dinner Thursday with No. 1 son who turns 23 then.
Best bday pr...

Heh! Maybe. This is the modern rollercoaster we’re riding now. But only one way to ensure it doesn’t, keep winning!

Arse and WiB.
Happy Aug. 25, 2025.
This date in ‘68 I came along. Not celebrating today but doing our traditional double bday family dinner Thursday with No. 1 son who turns 23 then.
Best bday pr...

If only half of the rumours about that Tony Soprano wannabe are true, he shouldn't be in charge of a football club.

So much for the fit and proper persons test.

Right? The swing in mood for so many between after one game (win away) and after two (add a win at home) is remarkable. Will it come crashing down again if we lose at Anfield?

St Stephen's Day.

Patron Saint of altar servers and.....headaches, along with a miscellaneous group including bricklayers.

A utility player saint

Arse and WiB.
Happy Aug. 25, 2025.
This date in ‘68 I came along. Not celebrating today but doing our traditional double bday family dinner Thursday with No. 1 son who turns 23 then.
Best bday pr...

Heh, maybe room for a slice of cake.

Same for SP. 🤣

And I don't know why but I love that his wife is an ICU nurse and that he respects her work. It just seems normal in a really good way.

Don't say that Lefty, that's my birthday!

Feels like Nuno will be gone sooner rather than later, especially if the beef is not only with the owner. Shame, I like Nuno and he appreciates Chris Wood! Some new jack will come in and Wood will be ...

Marinakis is pantomime levels of corrupt and pig-headed. Saw a great documentary a few years back on what we got up to at Olympiacos.

Don't say that Lefty, that's my birthday!

The glutton in me wants Rodrygo... but we're over £250m on incomings and I don't think we're going to shift Martinelli this window.

Edu and Nuno have had a big falling out

What has he done wrong at Forest? The fallout between the manager notwithstanding, and Marinakis is the sort of owner who you would normally find in charge of a middling Serie A club, I don't see that...

Signing another player at this stage feels like the day after Boxing Day. I'm not sure I can take any more.

Not sure gas masks at the home of Tottenham would be the most appropriate facial accoutrement, Mike.

Can’t remember when I’ve seen you this bullish- things are going quite well me thinks

They have the ability to hurt us, no question, but their defence is a bit patchy. Konate not quite the player he seemed he could be, VVD not quite the player he was. It will be a hot Anfield atmospher...

What’s happened to White?

Signing another player at this stage feels like the day after Boxing Day. I'm not sure I can take any more.

Oh dear

Hadn't thought of that

What has he done wrong at Forest? The fallout between the manager notwithstanding, and Marinakis is the sort of owner who you would normally find in charge of a middling Serie A club, I don't see that...

Liverpool are relying on a "we'll score more than you" mindset.

If they get Isak, they may win the PL title again, but I really can't see them winning the CL when faced with very good teams in the l...

What’s happened to White?

And now the BBQ kings ineptitude is on full display at Forest.

Gonna have to start calling Berta The Eraser because this man is scrubbing any memories of Edu with ease

Can’t remember when I’ve seen you this bullish- things are going quite well me thinks

Conceded 41 goals in the league last season. Can be absorbed when you're clutch and have players like Salah rampaging around like they're on PCP... but I think only United have conceded more in PL tit...

Timber will be RB, given White's absence.

Conceded 41 goals in the league last season. Can be absorbed when you're clutch and have players like Salah rampaging around like they're on PCP... but I think only United have conceded more in PL tit...

Jota's death also didn't negatively affect Pool up as much as I thought it would. I wish we can have someone channel their inner Tomiyasu and pocket Salah this weekend. Timber on LW perhaps?

Conceded 41 goals in the league last season. Can be absorbed when you're clutch and have players like Salah rampaging around like they're on PCP... but I think only United have conceded more in PL tit...

Conceded 41 goals in the league last season. Can be absorbed when you're clutch and have players like Salah rampaging around like they're on PCP... but I think only United have conceded more in PL tit...

Whilst it could turn out accurate, I think judging their defence as leaky based on one game to date is a bit unfair

Gonna have to start calling Berta The Eraser because this man is scrubbing any memories of Edu with ease

Gonna have to start calling Berta The Eraser because this man is scrubbing any memories of Edu with ease

Spoke to a few Liverpool fans yesterday. Some growing anxiety in pockets of that fanbase. Have seen it online too.

Arguably the best first 11 in the league but their squad is imbalanced. Think their ...

I knew that Eze is an amazing footballer but I had never seen him speak before, he comes across as such a good person. Exactly the kind of player and person we need at this great club.

Spoke to a few Liverpool fans yesterday. Some growing anxiety in pockets of that fanbase. Have seen it online too.

Arguably the best first 11 in the league but their squad is imbalanced. Think their ...

The statue should be of Ian wright and Rocky ,

Rocky won the league twice

Yes, I'm not worried about their competence in the regard, more curious as to how it all fits together. Kiwior seemed cheerful when he entered the pitch after Saturday's game. Didn't see Martinelli.

It was absolutely off the scale magical. Took me all these years to properly visit. Have to visit again next time I’m here, by night. They light up the Diego mural and shrine, I think it’s even more s...

Ive only ever cried at two famous people's deaths...carrie fisher (that picture of garry fisher after her and debbie died broke my heart) and diego...he will always be the best footballer in the world...

Heh! Morning MG

It was absolutely off the scale magical. Took me all these years to properly visit. Have to visit again next time I’m here, by night. They light up the Diego mural and shrine, I think it’s even more s...

Hope you had a lovely time in Naples nb, the stadium tour and the Arsenal win sounded like a special day.

Arse

WiB

HWSAY? (*Sold)

Romano saying Spuds are interested in him.

Now that would be funny

At around 60m (Fotmob - quality market source innit - rates him as around 45-50m) we would only cover that fee at a stretch by selling both of those. It doesn't feel realistic to be signing another ex...

We are letting go of Kiwior/Nelson/Zinchenko/Lokonga/ Hein/ I have a feeling we will let go of at least 1 of Jesus/Martinelli in this window

At around 60m (Fotmob - quality market source innit - rates him as around 45-50m) we would only cover that fee at a stretch by selling both of those. It doesn't feel realistic to be signing another ex...

I do wonder if we will let one of Martinelli/Jesus go in this window

At around 60m (Fotmob - quality market source innit - rates him as around 45-50m) we would only cover that fee at a stretch by selling both of those. It doesn't feel realistic to be signing another ex...

I do wonder if we will let one of Martinelli/Jesus go in this window

Kiwior and Zinchenko most likely off then. I wonder if we will move MLS to midfield now.

Kiwior and Zinchenko most likely off then. I wonder if we will move MLS to midfield now.

Plays CB and also…….taraaaa🎺🎺. LB

Has anybody ever watched Hincapie play?

Romano saying Spuds are interested in him.

Now that would be funny

If Odegaard isn't for for the weekend, I'm very curious as to who plays 10 - the lad with 10 on his shirt, or Nwaneri.

EXCLUSIVE: Arsenal working to sign Piero Hincapie from Bayer Leverkusen - subject to player exits. 23yo defender told #Bayer04 of wish to leave + prioritising #AFC above others. Efforts ongoing to ma...

Arse!

BBC is reporting that Saka will be out for 3-4 weeks while Ode has a chance of playing at Anfield

Bayern get six against a Šeško-less Leipzig, hat-trick for Kane, two for Olise and one for that spitting image of Martinelli, Luis Diaz 😊

Bayern get six against a Šeško-less Leipzig, hat-trick for Kane, two for Olise and one for that spitting image of Martinelli, Luis Diaz 😊

I love his reaction to the Henry message, where Wright asks him to explain what the message means to him and he says sometimes words can ruin a moment. There’s a grounded wisdom in that response which...

I knew that Eze is an amazing footballer but I had never seen him speak before, he comes across as such a good person. Exactly the kind of player and person we need at this great club.

Inevitable.

Can we have a whip round for two tickets and a banner for each home match at the Toilet Bowl?

The cumulative fines and exasperation by the authorities could result in a points deduction....

The interview with Wrighty is brilliant. I was smiling the whole way through.
I already love Eze.

And I don't know why but I love that his wife is an ICU nurse and that he respects her work. It just seems normal in a really good way.

Funny, but apparently they're in trouble for it.

And I don't know why but I love that his wife is an ICU nurse and that he respects her work. It just seems normal in a really good way.

Spuds, don’t have hearts, or brains.😁

It’s really difficult when you look through our history to pick out those to get a statue, so many valid reasons over so many years

Let’s build a Terracotta Army of them

And I don't know why but I love that his wife is an ICU nurse and that he respects her work. It just seems normal in a really good way.

Yeah ,cam not against it . Was a suggestion

Lads from same area together would be good together , arms around shoulders. Similar to TV documentary

David o leary record appearances, never likely to...

Yeah ,cam not against it . Was a suggestion

Lads from same area together would be good together , arms around shoulders. Similar to TV documentary

David o leary record appearances, never likely to...

You see, that’s the reason there hasn’t been an Ian Wright statue yet, because your suggestion is valid, but how are we gonna fit all these statues?

Rocky was and is a legend. Michael Thomas’s goal ...

What?!?

How can they possibly be in trouble for that?

It is surely no different to the opening titles of 'Have I Got News for You' and the Forrest fans will just say it's satirical. And i'm pretty s...

The statue should be of Ian wright and Rocky ,

Rocky won the league twice

Petition signed! Never has a statue been so earned at Arsenal. Ian Wright symbolises everything about this club. That fellow ex-Crystal Palace man Eze was born a month after Ian Wright last played for...

What?!?

How can they possibly be in trouble for that?

It is surely no different to the opening titles of 'Have I Got News for You' and the Forrest fans will just say it's satirical. And i'm pretty s...

Funny, but apparently they're in trouble for it.

Funny, but apparently they're in trouble for it.

Petition signed! Never has a statue been so earned at Arsenal. Ian Wright symbolises everything about this club. That fellow ex-Crystal Palace man Eze was born a month after Ian Wright last played for...

https://www.facebook.com/SoccerWorldHQ/posts/crystal-palace-fans-displayed-a-banner-showing-evangelos-marinakis-pointing-a-gu/1323454539790488/

Heh

https://www.facebook.com/SoccerWorldHQ/posts/crystal-palace-fans-displayed-a-banner-showing-evangelos-marinakis-pointing-a-gu/1323454539790488/

Heh

Petition signed.

Eze: the prodigal son returns.