click to leave fresh arse

Just seen that Utd go to City a week before we play Pep’s lot at home. Tasty!

Let’s clear this hurdle first and move on.

They didn’t cope with losing Rodri last season but they are prepared for that this year. Going to be more challenging for the title this time around

They’ve had a bad week the Spuds. City are our rivals so it would be good for them to do us a favour. But I see nothing but a City win, I’m getting the vibe they’re gonna be like a wounded animal this...

How are we feeling about the early KO?

i didn't mean thtat we're the early KO

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How are we feeling about the early KO?

Would be nice

I’d add Brian Marwood in at 6 as I had him in my panini sticker book and my dad tipped me off on his signing and for some reason got super excited, I was 7/8 I think

Morning gents! Who are we backing today to purge the rancid festering sores of them decadent loiners? A Gyökeres hattrick maybe?

Arse, morning all. According to wikipedia (well known for its faultless accuracy), "An inhabitant of Leeds is locally known as a Loiner". Has a vaguely venereal connotation to it, which is appropriate...

Soucek the worst of them all. In the team for the couple of headers he scores every season.

Wouldn’t surprise me if he is gone before the Interlull

We can’t do that to him

Oh it's hard to be too hard, about them lovable 'Ammers wiv everyones's door open for a cuppa an all that (actually it isn't but hey)...........but every Chav goal scored with no pressure. Knees up ...

Wouldn’t surprise me if he is gone before the Interlull

Best result Chelsea have ever achieved due to Potter.

To be fair he could strut around that place like Thierry. They are absolutely hapless in every position.

Paqueta one of the great myths of football. Scores a good goal once or twice a season and gets...

We can’t do that to him

We might be able to sell Reiss Nelson to West Ham

Remember when people acted like Graham Potter invented football cause he finished 9th with Brighton?

1-5. West Ham are awful defending corners.

See they linked with Ange? Incredible nonsense turn of events

Edu in the middle of it all.

What is going on over there at Forest?

Remember when people acted like Graham Potter invented football cause he finished 9th with Brighton?

Should have been a foul, Chalobah hasn't gone to play the ball at all, just gone to take the man out.

Not likely

Looked like a foul in the build-up?

No Neto scores for Chavs. 1-2

Absolute beauty. Why no one closed him down though is a bit of a head scratcher.

West Ham open the scoring. Great strike from Paqueta, he probably had money on himself.

What is going on over there at Forest?

Co-owner Steve Parish seems to be one of the 'good guys' as well . Men in Blazers co-host Michael Davies is a good pal of his and extols his virtues!

I'm not sure, but if Marinakis goes to Nuno's house, there's a good chance Nuno's head could end up in a bowling ball bag.

I'm not sure, but if Marinakis goes to Nuno's house, there's a good chance Nuno's head could end up in a bowling ball bag.

From what I've read so far, the Palace fans as a whole have been pretty cool about his departure. They know he's moving on to bigger things with us.

Fair play to their manager Glasner as well. Cryst...

What is going on over there at Forest?

That fat fuck is such a Tony Soprano wannabe.

I don't blame Nuno for wanting out.

Nuno is prodding Marinakis for the sack, it seems.

Always had a soft spot for them, apart from when Pardew was there

That boy is a proper cunt

I wish Wenger had fucking decked him instead of pushing him, when Harewood scored that goal for the hammers.

That boy is a proper cunt

I wish Wenger had fucking decked him instead of pushing him, when Harewood scored that goal for the hammers.

Always had a soft spot for them, apart from when Pardew was there

From what I've read so far, the Palace fans as a whole have been pretty cool about his departure. They know he's moving on to bigger things with us.

Fair play to their manager Glasner as well. Cryst...

I'd love him to be sold on the cheap to go play in some godforsaken fuckhole.
Maybe Middlesbrough

I think the Saudis wouldn't take such disrespect from Isak lightly. Hopefully they send him some "suitcase measurements" to make him fall back in line..

Anything to prevent him from joining Scousecun...

His first appearance may be Liverpool, a Sunday, 9:00am for me... an Eze on sunday morning. 😏
https://youtu.be/vPzDTfIb0DU

Ah yes, true. Can’t remember if there was a statement though. I do remember they really needed to keep him and backed down and they came to an agreement. And he got his move in the end. Isak’s feels v...

What, Luis Suarez? He was forced to stay? I don’t recall him publicly falling out with Liverpool in quite as acrimonious way. And in the end he got his dream move.

Doubt he's involved tomorrow

I'll be in Bolzano up north in two weeks.

Thanks DB. I’m back in the village 50 miles inland from Naples. Already missing Calabria. It was quite an experience after so many years. Hanging out here for a few more days before driving back up to...

Thanks DB. I’m back in the village 50 miles inland from Naples. Already missing Calabria. It was quite an experience after so many years. Hanging out here for a few more days before driving back up to...

Come the end of May it may well be one of the biggest away wins of the season. I am happy to forget the sputtering performance, but to take three points away from that shithole is usually the exceptio...

Deal or No Deal? 😊

Fish face went on strike and then played for totts again

That United win was massive you know? Like if we even draw that game or worse people would already be chuntering about falling behind after 3 games because...well modern football. Of course we want to...

Whatever happens? Correct me if I’m wrong but I know of no situation of a top player demanding a transfer, at odds with the club, threatened with being left in the cold to see out his contract, who do...

Happened with Suarez. Can't remember who the otherteam involved was to be fair.

Whatever happens with Isak, no chance he plays for Newcastle again before the window closes. If they do hold out, he'll skulk back and they'll agree on a deal to sell him for like 100m next summer. Pr...

Whatever happens with Isak, no chance he plays for Newcastle again before the window closes. If they do hold out, he'll skulk back and they'll agree on a deal to sell him for like 100m next summer. Pr...

Doubt he's involved tomorrow

No Isak for Saudicastle vs Scouse Cunts....

Doubt he's involved tomorrow

Arshavin was exciting signing and 4 goals vs Liverpool

Before his Harrods food hall habit

@karthikadhaigal As per Bild in Germany, Havertz has problems with cartilage and loose bodies in his knee. Havertz will now undergo two weeks of conservative therapy and injections.

However, if this...

I feel this is defo top five excitement about signings, I’d say personally:

Bergkamp
Reyes
Sanchez
Eze
Suker/Ozil

I feel this is defo top five excitement about signings, I’d say personally:

Bergkamp
Reyes
Sanchez
Eze
Suker/Ozil

Fab Rom: All documents are signed club to club for Eberechi Eze’s move to Arsenal.

Eze, undergoing his medical ahead of signature on contract and registration as it must happen before 12pm to be eleg...

No Isak for Saudicastle vs Scouse Cunts....

I can’t imagine Peter Storey finishing a game on the pitch these days. We’d be ending every first half with 10 players

I think that Bertie Mee got lucky in the double season of 70/71. Injuries forced his hand, as Frank McLintock was moved from midfield to centre back, and Peter Storey went from right back to defensive...

I vaguely remember Alan Ball as a big signing, but it was Malcolm McDonald who was the first one with that magic dust about him. Then Charlie Nicholas was the first one I willed to happen cos he was s...

I know all of the names mentioned brought a bit of magic to the Arsenal , and additionally Henry and then Pires were transformational to the side, but this transfer window feels like a real sea change...

I vaguely remember Alan Ball as a big signing, but it was Malcolm McDonald who was the first one with that magic dust about him. Then Charlie Nicholas was the first one I willed to happen cos he was s...

On a work day?

Charlie Nicholas.

I vaguely remember Alan Ball as a big signing, but it was Malcolm McDonald who was the first one with that magic dust about him. Then Charlie Nicholas was the first one I willed to happen cos he was s...

I feel this is defo top five excitement about signings, I’d say personally:

Bergkamp
Reyes
Sanchez
Eze
Suker/Ozil

I feel this is defo top five excitement about signings, I’d say personally:

Bergkamp
Reyes
Sanchez
Eze
Suker/Ozil

Sunny here too but massive lunch booze up with mates
Got to finish getting everything ready.

@karthikadhaigal As per Bild in Germany, Havertz has problems with cartilage and loose bodies in his knee. Havertz will now undergo two weeks of conservative therapy and injections.

However, if this...

Well in NB

Well blogged Blogs

An eeeze day ahead today. Not much on.

S/Central is sunny

Given his early history with the club I guess supporters are entitled to sing “ one of our own “ about Eze

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c987kgyw329o Amusing

Whoops, fixed

Indeed!

Every day

I'm still laughing at the Spuds. 😂

Just leaving Calabria now driving back up to Naples. It’s been emotional! Hope to find a real world place to watch the Leeds game if not will watch online and hopefully at the very least see the unvei...

Deal or No Deal? 😊

Just leaving Calabria now driving back up to Naples. It’s been emotional! Hope to find a real world place to watch the Leeds game if not will watch online and hopefully at the very least see the unvei...

Deal or No Deal? 😊

I think we might have to put the players we want to sell into boxes. Tell the other clubs the boxes could contain a star player, and then run mock auctions without any guarantees and no returns. Might...

Morning. Pretty sure Glasner is Austrian, not German

I think we might have to put the players we want to sell into boxes. Tell the other clubs the boxes could contain a star player, and then run mock auctions without any guarantees and no returns. Might...

Could we have some of that £60m back for Reiss-Nelson?