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Gilberto Silva wants a word

I met him once at Portobello Rd, called out “Manu” and he shot me a nasty look, put me off him… but what a player for us, him and Vieira not been bettered… until 😊

Petit is still a bitter Cuntski-loving cunt.

Loves to bash us at any given opportunity.

I’ve enjoyed being reminded today of the story of Manu Petit (which I only heard about recently) going to Spurs and delaying the signing then getting them to pay for a taxi back to the hotel but going...

I’m sure spurs will meet someone who loves them, just keep trying

I swent swimming there once years ago. Swish but very nice part of Dublin with gorgeous tree canopy.

I think there is a player in there but he was fucked over by his agent to sign for that hateful enterprise. He's been coached atrociously and the pastoral care has been even worse.

I'm glad we didn'...

Imagine we had spent 85 odd million on that pillock... we'd be fucked

Neck tattoos in general are a sign of brain stem damage

When you see a man who has the word talent tattooed on his neck and crossed out...you wonder about how things are going in his head.

You know, if Mik really wants an ex-Chelsea left wing prospect to work with i bet Mudryks available REAL cheap right now

You know, if Mik really wants an ex-Chelsea left wing prospect to work with i bet Mudryks available REAL cheap right now

The Dartry Health Club in Rathgar this afternoon, and TCD this morning

Heh... Glasner confirms no Eze playing for Palace tonight!

He fucking smashed DeLigt who is about as big as they get

I heard James from podcast say Vik won't have face as big and physical in Portugal . They can't all be small as Madrid Pepe was from there,

haha

Where are ya?

Heh... Glasner confirms no Eze playing for Palace tonight!

Heh... Glasner confirms no Eze playing for Palace tonight!

Heh... Glasner confirms no Eze playing for Palace tonight!

Shirt number makes no difference in respect of how a player performs.

Every day he's training and getting fitter, and hopefully getting used to being knocked about by our big ass defenders.

It's probably because he's hasnt had a full pre-season. Until we signed him, he was just doing stuff on his own, nothing too intensive.

The physicality of the PL is a significant step up from pretty much anywhere in Europe. He'll need time to acclimatise especially as no player is immune from injury, which is something we certainly ca...

Sure, I get it but if he's who we think he is, then he's built for it and he needs a run to build his confidence and understanding with his team-mates and to get the goals. I think that Havertz (who I...

Oh but him wearing the No 10 is as symbolic as you can get. Players don't have superstitions over the numbers for nothing. It matters to them, and it matters to fans. I know Gyökeres wanted the No 9, ...

You'll rue your words if he gets injured whilst in the red zone 😉

Shirt number makes no difference in respect of how a player performs.

Shirt number makes no difference in respect of how a player performs.

Sure, I get it but if he's who we think he is, then he's built for it and he needs a run to build his confidence and understanding with his team-mates and to get the goals. I think that Havertz (who I...

I'm pretty confident that Eze will be getting our fabled number 10 shirt. Would be a good fit, eh?

I know it's good for us but there's a part of me that's sad for Palace fans that they won't have the opportunity to see Eze one more time.

The physicality of the PL is a significant step up from pretty much anywhere in Europe. He'll need time to acclimatise especially as no player is immune from injury, which is something we certainly ca...

He's built differently. Not every player needs breaks, some do have the physicality to play regularly and my sense is he needs that for his confidence. Again, maybe I'm talking shit again, but my inst...

I have, NB. It's fucking brilliant! Northbanksy worked through the ni6ro complete it I understand. What a champ!

Have you seen the new stencil art mural that Northbanksy has put in the tunnel by the stadium?

https://x.com/northbanksyafc/status/1958319833533088120

Class! He was always meant to be a Red!

I like Eze's goal celebration where he forms a cross with his index fingers.

Imagined him doing that cross sign with his fingers to ward off Nosferatu (Levy) like in the vampire movies 😂

Anyway, watching the Spurs fanbase meltdown has been really very funny

He can't, and shouldn't, play every game. That's how red zone injuries happen.

VAR doesn't agree.

And scores from free kicks

He's just so different to our other attacking midfielders. Right footed, direct, strong, shoots well...we have all of that but not in any one player.

Everythings been said yesterday but it feels like...

The game tonight feels more and more like it was a delaying tactic because he was waiting on Arsenal rather than Palace demanding he play in it. Sure they'll beat up on Fredericksdad regardless.

The release clause ran out before the deal, apparently

oh yeah, Gabriel Jesus still plays for us

I would imagine we were smart enough to agree to the full release clause and require that he sits out this game and is ready for Leeds.

So Levy had to delay the Eze signing partly because Palace wanted him to play tonight. Apparently there’s a whisper that Eze will not now be in tonight’s team

Will be interesting to see if Trossard is redeployed as a false 9. Still curious to see how Martinelli would fare there.

I don’t see a game where Gyökeres is not starting unless he’s injured. If it’s cup games then by all means try Martinelli but then you might as well try Eze or Madueke up there if you’re thinking Mart...

My spuds mate took it reasonably well, said it was a fairly epic steal considering the clubs involved and that they never stood a chance once we formalised our interest considering Eze's affinity for ...

Should clarify that I'm referring to games where Gyökeres doesn't start while Havertz is injured.

I want to see a front four as consistent as a back four. Eze, Gyökeres, Ødegaard and Saka. Nwaneri to cover for Ødegaard (give him the responsibility). Madueke to cover for Saka and Martinelli for Eze...

I want to see a front four as consistent as a back four. Eze, Gyökeres, Ødegaard and Saka. Nwaneri to cover for Ødegaard (give him the responsibility). Madueke to cover for Saka and Martinelli for Eze...

Will be interesting to see if Trossard is redeployed as a false 9. Still curious to see how Martinelli would fare there.

yeah, ok.
surely that's where he'll play.
unless he's an attacking midfielder along with Ø, who might be the one to drop deeper (a right 8, if you like).

LW

I know Eze can play there, of course. If he excels both out wide and in the middle, then maybe this conversation ceases.

Who’s the other English football club btw?

which?

Best squad since the Invincibles. Literally only one or two areas that need improving now. Maybe just one.

I'm sure I don't relate to it in the same way, but it is nice to see that many English players on the roster. And many of them starter level, not just distant backups.
And as was said earlier in the t...

What was this post? I feel like I missed something good showing up late to the party again.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/1mw0gad/one_knock_is_all_it_takes/

I posted this on a WhatsApp group this morning that has a couple of Spurs supporting mates on it:

Spurs have set a record though. They're the only club to have a "Here we go" and not sign the player....

How's their mood?

How's their mood?

And Nelson

If I have spent most of the day texting spurs supporting friends? Yes, yes I have.

Quite an English core we have now.

Dowman
Eze
Lewis-Skelly
Madueke
Nwaneri
Rice
Saka
White

There is definitely a case for a midfield of Rice, Eze and Odegaard, at least against the low blocks teams.

Arse! WiB
I left home this morning at 6am to work in Dublin for the day (not a million miles from blogs towers) and have just had a quick gander at the blog..... haven't stopped laughing yet : ))

Don't tell me you didn't see the shell gag

There is definitely a case for a midfield of Rice, Eze and Odegaard, at least against the low blocks teams.

All their eggs, in the wrong basket.

They weren't prepared to shell out enough money

The yolk is on them.

Can't win the title in the transfer market, but you can lose it. For the first time in a while, we've refused to concede in August (with actions more than words).

:)
I wonder if any of them had bought shirts with his name on the back

Tottenham fans have been left with egg on their faces… that’s eggs over Eze 😂

Tottenham fans have been left with egg on their faces… that’s eggs over Eze 😂

Tottenham fans have been left with egg on their faces… that’s eggs over Eze 😂

Is that what you told people at your job interviews

Once the ink is dry on the deal and Eze's contract, Kai will walk into Arteta's office and say: Sorry, El Jefe, I was only joking. I'm fit as a fiddle! 😉😉

This is a deal that should have been done regardless of the unfortunate injury to Kai.

Sad for Kai, but so happy we got some badly needed creativity into the attack.

I hope he gets the number ten sh...

Only one concern nagging away at me, that's how close we are to the line on FFP or whatever it's now called. Even if we sell all of the clearly marked fringe players by the deadline, we're likely not ...

My master’s project supervisor was a hardcore spud, massive tattoo on his arm and everything. I hid my Arsenal fan status from him for a couple of months before some bastard told him. Guy tried to be ...

My eldest wanted to steam off to school this morning to laugh at her class teacher (an Englishman and rapid spuds fan, oddly enough here in Sweden). I urged her to do nothing of the sort, such is the ...

UpperClass reckons that they should get Sol into the unveiling video for Eze

UpperClass reckons that they should get Sol into the unveiling video for Eze

You were venting your spleen about them in the last couple of days.

Dream scenario though, for the Saudis to show up with their enormous wallets.

Saw a rumour of Martinelli being linked to a Saudi club but the source was Indykaila... so quite skeptical of that

Haha

She's been banged more time's than Stevie wonder's big toe

I doubt we are going to fall foul. These guys are too serious.

Which is also why I suspect somebody we might prefer not to sell, is going to get sold. There's still talk about Trossard online. Martinelli is more valuable. Of the "surely on his way" players, Kiwio...

Obviously he would rather have a cannon on his chest. The only person who really wants a cock on their chest is Bonnie Blue

Only one concern nagging away at me, that's how close we are to the line on FFP or whatever it's now called. Even if we sell all of the clearly marked fringe players by the deadline, we're likely not ...

Only one concern nagging away at me, that's how close we are to the line on FFP or whatever it's now called. Even if we sell all of the clearly marked fringe players by the deadline, we're likely not ...

I suppose the only way we could use this to circumvent FFP rules is if his US team bought a player and then sold to UK team the following year

I suppose the only way we could use this to circumvent FFP rules is if his US team bought a player and then sold to UK team the following year

And for balance (also from wiki)

Kroenke Sports & Entertainment (KSE) is an American sports and entertainment holding company based in Denver, Colorado. Originally known as Kroenke Sports Enterprises...

Who’s the other English football club btw?

Founded in 2022, BlueCo is a consortium that purchased Chelsea in 2022. It is led by Todd Boehly, chairman and CEO of Eldridge Industries, and Clearlake Capital, and it also included Hansjörg Wyss, fo...

And for balance (also from wiki)

Kroenke Sports & Entertainment (KSE) is an American sports and entertainment holding company based in Denver, Colorado. Originally known as Kroenke Sports Enterprises...

Obviously he would rather have a cannon on his chest. The only person who really wants a cock on their chest is Bonnie Blue

By the way EXCL: BlueCo reach agreement with Brighton & Hove Albion to sign Julio Enciso. Personal terms in place with 21yo #BHAFC midfielder & Paraguay int’l expected to initially spend time at Stras...

Good luck to teams triple marking Saka now btw

https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/1mvpo1b/eze_carry_map_pl_2425_hello_left_side_of_the_pitch/

He's our new left winger, isn't he

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2764133633822793

This shit is important to me

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2764133633822793

This shit is important to me

Just send out a front six of Zubimendi, Rice, Odegaard, Saka, Eze and Gyokeres with one instruction, "Unleash hell!"

The absolute best part of Gyökeres and Eze on the field together is there surely will be less fannying about near the box and more simple uncultured putting the foot through the ball

The absolute best part of Gyökeres and Eze on the field together is there surely will be less fannying about near the box and more simple uncultured putting the foot through the ball

Worked for Wenger for years with Reyes Bergkamp Henry, Cesc and Pires

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNlomrrIGPs/?igsh=NWRxcmtkOHNxY2Rh

New coaching ethos from Arteta. Send eleven onto the pitch and tell them.to play where they like.

That “dropping our interest because Ethan signed” was always a presumption Eze was cover for Ødegaard. I’m positive Eze can be our left winger a la Henry. It remains to be seen if Arteta uses him that...

So what does this mean for Nwaneri, after all the talk about how we dropped our interest in Eze because Ethan signed?
Or is it just that you need a lot of top players to win the league?

No mention of Zubimendai.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/1mw0gad/one_knock_is_all_it_takes/

So who do we bring on in the 70th minute on Saturday when Gyokeres is exhausted? Ditto against Liverpool?

So who do we bring on in the 70th minute on Saturday when Gyokeres is exhausted? Ditto against Liverpool?

So who do we bring on in the 70th minute on Saturday when Gyokeres is exhausted? Ditto against Liverpool?

So who do we bring on in the 70th minute on Saturday when Gyokeres is exhausted? Ditto against Liverpool?

It's certainly a wonderful excuse to be able to laugh at Sp*rs, not that we really needed one.

Is it just me or the Kai injury just feel like an excuse to get Eze in?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNlomrrIGPs/?igsh=NWRxcmtkOHNxY2Rh

Great headline!!!

Elated we’ve got Eze. I’m gutted for Havertz, but tbh I wasn’t happy Arteta brought him on for Gyökeres against Man Utd. I think Vik has to establish himself as the No 1. I really h...

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shart

@blogs: football’s great white shart.

Something local to you🤷‍♂️

Damn. Wouldn’t load

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