click to leave fresh arse

I think we’re allowing him to play for them this evening which is mad. Will then sign him tomorrow if he’s intact.

The only thing that cunt should be shoehorned into is a TB infested badgers sett

Eze signed yet?

In all this excitement it’s important that we also take a moment to laugh at spurs.

In all this excitement it’s important that we also take a moment to laugh at spurs.

Crazy last 24hrs starting with the Trossard new deal, the meltdown that followed, Havertz's injury, and then Eze joining. Absolutely BUZZING. The headloss from the lot is even more hilarious. I have e...

Crazy last 24hrs starting with the Trossard new deal, the meltdown that followed, Havertz's injury, and then Eze joining. Absolutely BUZZING. The headloss from the lot is even more hilarious. I have e...

Madueke is the left wing signing. It’s crazy to me how people refuse to accept this lol. We didn’t sign a £55m England international *just* to be Saka cover.

It’s been one of the most remarkable sum...

Eze song to Phil Collins 'Easy Lover':

Eze's a Gunner
he left the scum on hold, believing
til he saw Berta's number
and Daniel Levy fell to his knees
Eze's a Gunner
and now he's home where The Arsen...

YES EZE!

Saw the news at work but couldn't come here and type so yes!

IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN

Eze song to Phil Collins 'Easy Lover':

Eze's a Gunner
he left the scum on hold, believing
til he saw Berta's number
and Daniel Levy fell to his knees
Eze's a Gunner
and now he's home where The Arsen...

Eze song to Phil Collins 'Easy Lover':

Eze's a Gunner
he left the scum on hold, believing
til he saw Berta's number
and Daniel Levy fell to his knees
Eze's a Gunner
and now he's home where The Arsen...

https://x.com/HandofArsenal/status/1958280765260619933

Trying to shoehorn Richarlison into the deal fucked it for them. 😂

Hahahaha

Dude said people were looking at him funny as he walked. They are having public meltdowns on residential roads.

Did both of them turn out?

Tottenham fans taking to the streets in angry and discombobulated fashion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3JHHLQTnGk

Including Mrs. Levy

I've some bushmills 21 that is normally reserved for my wedding anniversary, I'm very tempted to sneak a celebratory drop...

Get him too!!

Levy you cue ball headed cunt!

I'm quoting everyone and anyone

I assume you are quoting some Spuds fans here?

For me this news is about spicy enough to break out some old Port Ellen, yep!

Levy you cue ball headed cunt!

Wild Turkey Rare Breed for me...after a couple of cans of Ruby hobgoblin

The Sun was reporting that we were going to make a play for Rogers from Villa.

That aged quickly.

Watching some of Eze interviews where he mentions how much of an Arsenal fan he is, i dont think Levy had any card to play.

Did Levy slow things down for Sp@rs by trying to be too greedy with wages?

Oh spurs. Never stop being you

Enjoy! My buddy (a fellow gooner) was just in Speyside and visited the distillery.

Johnny Here-We-Go says ota done

https://www.threads.com/@fabriziorom/post/DNl0dxOoH37?xmt=AQF0jiP5Szo7MftKAiUGwB_6fVf4YpMT1d_O-h6UocsN_g

Wild Turkey Rare Breed for me...after a couple of cans of Ruby hobgoblin

Wild Turkey Rare Breed for me...after a couple of cans of Ruby hobgoblin

The Balvenie is set and ready.

The Balvenie is set and ready.

It’s clever business from Palace. This way they are not strengthening a direct rival.

Sp&rs have given up the chase ghost

Sky Sports reporting that Sp&rs have given up the chase because the player wants to come to Arsenal.

I'm gonna throw down some of my best bourbon tonight.

So, joyous. So needed. I said I'd be happy if we finished our business with Eze. Time to throw one down from London:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLdK-CKW8BA&list=RDOLdK-CKW8BA&start_radio=1

Eze to every Tottenham fan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1i_RJOCXVA&list=RDf1i_RJOCXVA&start_radio=1

If course, by this time next month he'll be a useless cunt who's too slow and can't score.

It's the Arsenal Way.

Levy:

"Will not let you go (never, never, never, never let me go)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"

Brian May Guitar solo.

Give him the Number 10

Night all

Because I'm Eze come, Eze go, little high, little low..

Because I'm Eze come, Eze go, little high, little low..

Will be mighty funny if Sol hands over Eze’s shirt

'I'm motivated to add my name to the legends who have worn this shirt. Sol Campbell... did I mention Sol Campbell'.

Copying this beauty from Dr. Gooner on the Arseblog News comments:

To quote Angle DiMaria:
“It hurts when you’re always doing your best and then you hear you might be going to Tottenham.”

Copying this beauty from Dr. Gooner on the Arseblog News comments:

To quote Angle DiMaria:
“It hurts when you’re always doing your best and then you hear you might be going to Tottenham.”

I was hoping too, MG I never gave up the belief that he'd come back home. Anfield '89 vibes. It's up for grabs now!

Fucking called it earlier didn't I?

Oh mama mia, mama mia

Fucking called it earlier didn't I?

"can you believe I almost ended up over there?! bloody hell that was too close. thanks Arsenal!"

Another 60 million down the drain Kai Havertz scores again.

:-P

id this just fantasy, caught in a landslide, escape from reality....

"can you believe I almost ended up over there?! bloody hell that was too close. thanks Arsenal!"

'I couldn't say no to Arsenal'.

Eze must've been praying for such a situation whereby we rescue him from Spuds

How many memes are flying around as we speak with the dude walking with the girl in the Spuds shirt and turning around to looks at the hot girl in the Gunners shirt?

'I couldn't say no to Arsenal'.

Cannot wait for his first press availability after the signing: "Once I got the call from the Gunners, there was no question -- my answer was YES!"

This is what I hate about transfers.

Everything is played out on SM.

No elements of surprise anymore...

Did you buy a ceed?

If it happens, It's just too bad Ornster had to go a blow it. It would've been so much more satisfying if the club could've done a Sol type of mystery press conference to present the player.

Is this real life?

Going to play his final game for Palace tomorrow night (does not CL cup tie him), medical on friday. Orny has spoken.

ha ha, yep. The lilies crack me up every time.

My favourite ad of all time. Genius.

Nothing more fun than gazumping the spuds.

Bit of online angst trending. Levy getting criticised for taking his time over the Eze deal thinking he would be able to whittle down the price as we had left the stage

https://youtu.be/aFQvG0WQkpU?si=adEunWKAmXHAn6Zy

I think this would be the point where the player’s preference comes into play

Bit of online angst trending. Levy getting criticised for taking his time over the Eze deal thinking he would be able to whittle down the price as we had left the stage

Levy, under pressure, will probably raise the offer from 60m to 70m

Eze has to really want to play in the CL games though...has to be worth it, as a fan to say "Fuck Totnumb!" Serious Sol Campbell vibes.

Think Arsenal requested the hotel put a strict one towel policy in place after that

This is proper tasty stuff. Hope Eze scores against them, pulls his pants down and helicopters their fans

Pepe was a good player. It just didn't work for him here.

heh... mind you, Lille got the last laugh selling us Pepe

Then Park Chu Young tying all the blankets and towels in his hotel room end to end and using them to abseil out of the room to go sign for the Arsenal instead of Lille.

Looks like Spurs had agreed a deal with Palace and also with the player. This is some Sol Campbell level stuff.

Was it Petit who got in a taxi from Spuds to sign for us? Would this deal be on par with that?

Relinquishing a defender for an attacking midfielder?

Has Arteta been on the gummies?

Relinquishing a defender for an attacking midfielder?

Has Arteta been on the gummies?

Was it Petit who got in a taxi from Spuds to sign for us? Would this deal be on par with that?

Guardian reporting Kiwior may go to Palace in a separate move.

I mean, if that happens not only is it a big deal in that Odegaard is given genuine competition for his spot AND a right footed attacking mid who could conceivably start with him...it'd also be hilari...

Vieira wasn't on the bench last week. There's no sign of him playing for us again.

More than that, just another really fucking good player. You want less injuries? Have players who can play without you going 'Can we really face leeds at home with Fabio Vieira in the side?'

We really are gonna be selling lads like Vieira for a bag of balls and a pallet of pedigree chum for Win after this

THANKYOU KIA

THANKYOU KIA

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1958236048481226833?t=nmVDbjlbs5XQOGyqdRcvrg&s=19

ORNYYYYYYYYYY

THANKYOU KIA

If it happens, It's just too bad Ornster had to go a blow it. It would've been so much more satisfying if the club could've done a Sol type of mystery press conference to present the player.

ha ha ha, please please PLEASE let this hilarity ensure, it would make all the angst worthwhile.

ha ha ha, please please PLEASE let this hilarity ensure, it would make all the angst worthwhile.

This will be so incredibly funny if it happens

Time to break this one out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF1XjUyQm5I&list=RDJF1XjUyQm5I&start_radio=1

NB. I've defended you in the past... but this ain't the time for that.

This would be a lecherously hot bit of Tottenham sabotage.

No greater love hath a player for his club than to get injured and create space for Eze to be signed

Why did it take an injury for Arsenal to go for Eze? They should have been doing this anyway. As for the links between Clearlake Capital and KSE, there’s no obvious one or else it would already be all...

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1958236048481226833?t=nmVDbjlbs5XQOGyqdRcvrg&s=19

ORNYYYYYYYYYY

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1958236048481226833?t=nmVDbjlbs5XQOGyqdRcvrg&s=19

ORNYYYYYYYYYY

Heh, that one nearly made me spit my drink. 😅

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1958236048481226833?t=nmVDbjlbs5XQOGyqdRcvrg&s=19

ORNYYYYYYYYYY

Is there any evidence or history to support this?

I think corporate America looks after itself.

I've never seen evidence that Boehly is friendly with the Kroenkes or has any business or social relationship with them. I might be wrong though.

"Arsenal would've been interested in Eze if the price was around 40 rather than 60". But this guy my American friend wanted - probably needed - to sell is worth 50. Yeah okay then.

You have not missed it, Mrs. On the recent podcast with blogs Wrighty sounded very positive about him extending in due course. Of course, Wrighty is a naturally positive guy! But I think he is right...

I'm more worried about Wilo having not yet signed and extension.Or has he and I've missed it.

Congrats on the negative Covid result!

Come off it, Isak would break both legs in his first training session with us.

No we aren't, hazza. Have only just rest the blog as I' having to changed meds and got all over the place then had to test for covid as I - .have something weird wrong with me that meant ! had to go...

No we aren't, hazza. Have only just rest the blog as I' having to changed meds and got all over the place then had to test for covid as I - .have something weird wrong with me that meant ! had to go...

"David Ornstein via Sky Sports: I don't think Arsenal made a huge play for Rodrygo. Arsenal are not in advanced discussions with any potential new signings."

Fucking doomed!

I was watching a YouTube of Saka’s breakout season at LB. He skinned people down the byline and into the box, no problem whatsoever. Then he moved to RM and perfected his cut-inside, providing more go...

I imagine ‘not extremely serious’ means it’s not thought to be ACL.
Still feels like we are running a big risk as Havertz and Jesus seem to be crocked or not running at 100% too much.
Just get Isak ...

According to Ed Aarons in Guardian,
"The 26-year-old is understood to have picked up the injury during his appearance at Old Trafford and it is understood that Arsenal are concerned that he could be a...

skysports:
"No matter the severity of this Havertz knee injury, the German will be a major doubt for the trip to Anfield - placing a huge focus on Gyokeres in the first big game of his Arsenal career...

"whatever jumps into their/our minds?"
skinny jeans and hot pants!!

Forgot about Jesus ,

Oh crap…that means I’m not either

I regret to inform you that I am not the winner of the €250m Euromillions jackpot. I therefore cannot make a deal for Isak.

In what world is Madueke not experienced? I’m not thrilled by that particular signing but it’s not like he’s an unproven 12 year old

Well yeah. But aren’t all of us just a bit OTT in our obsession with The Arsenal? Why else would we be on here, week after week, watching our screen frantically jump whilst each other post whatever j...

The Newcastle Liverpool game this weekend couldn’t have come at a better time.

So if we get Wissa then Newcastle can’t replace Isak so won’t sell him to the scousers?

So if we get Wissa then Newcastle can’t replace Isak so won’t sell him to the scousers?

ha ha, guilty 🤷

Who was it yesterday, saying Merino was a good utility player when I mooted selling him?

skysports:
"No matter the severity of this Havertz knee injury, the German will be a major doubt for the trip to Anfield - placing a huge focus on Gyokeres in the first big game of his Arsenal career...

Havertz knee is bust

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1958124046899413364?t=8DGdwf1skVNSrJj5xniWCQ&s=19

I'm pretty sure is an unprecedented window in terms of 'net spend'. but taking into account what other clubs have done/planning to do and that first day performance, it's hard to think we've made the ...

'Defences win leagues'.

Obviously a massive help but I feel like this isn't necessarily a rule in the PL.

AC Milan 93/94 (36 goals) and Valencia 01/02 (51 goals) are classic continental examples.

F...

Look at Liverpool on Saturday, without trouble dms , lucky not to get a draw. Of course fans will be happy with lots of goals. Defences win leagues

Surprised we haven’t made a move earlier for Rogers and now maybe Ollie. Villa have been in a shit-PSR enforced-state this year and it’s been well documented.

Teams like this in the past have been p...

They both are potential. For the amount we’ve spent we should have expected genuine challengers for those wing positions.

Look at Liverpool on Saturday, without trouble dms , lucky not to get a draw. Of course fans will be happy with lots of goals. Defences win leagues

The Sun reckons we're going in for Morgan Rogers. Hold onto your hats ladies and gents it's gonna be a minefield or absolute horse shit out there until September.

Unfortunately, I think this is true, and I don't believe Arteta is going to change. He can tweak some things, but it's clear he wants at least two defensive players in a midfield, wherever they play.
...

The Sun reckons we're going in for Morgan Rogers. Hold onto your hats ladies and gents it's gonna be a minefield or absolute horse shit out there until September.

Neither has been effective enough when it counts. Both are good but limited players hence the continual call for a winger. It’s interesting that there was a debate last year where many were saying we ...

Spoiler alert!

The Arsenal injury curse strikes again 😞

I think Zubimendi is a top class player and Mosquera seems a bright prospect. Gyokeres hopefully will be great.

The earlier briefs during summer were that we were pursuing 3 attackers including a st...

I like Nwaneri but he ain't ready for that level of responsibility. I also think Artetas whole ethos very much wants a bedrock of defensive solidity and control through the centre of the pitch that ba...

Arse!
FoB
200+ Arses? uh oh. (grabs popcorn for some backarsing)

I like Nwaneri but he ain't ready for that level of responsibility. I also think Artetas whole ethos very much wants a bedrock of defensive solidity and control through the centre of the pitch that ba...

Both Leo and gabi had between them 18 goals and 10 assists last season , I think blog wrote both Gabi especially will be playing his skin off to get on the Brazil world cup plane . Leo is a given for...

We don't have a number ten at the club, one creative midfielder, two if you count a very young and raw Ethan.

That really is and has been our problem.

why would people be surprised by Trossard's contract deal? Disappointment due to its implied implications on us getting anymore incomings, that I get, but we've known it was on the table since May.

With all the PSR issues at Villa, maybe we can try for Morgan Rogers. Similar to Eze but younger.

Arse!
FoB
200+ Arses? uh oh. (grabs popcorn for some backarsing)

Well he ain't playing anywhere else.

Ethan had better goals per minutes than Saka last season percentage I read online .. people welcome to prove me wrong

I'm sure Havertz will be fine under the physio support of Simon Murphy and his new assistant Dr Shipman.

Ethan and Madueke can bith cover for Saka. Not his level maybe but we can’t expect that from a second fiddle

Ethan and Madueke can bith cover for Saka. Not his level maybe but we can’t expect that from a second fiddle

Fuck buying another striker, we need more creativity, and we needed it before this latest injury.

Desperately short in terms of a lack of a winger, lack of a Number 10, lack of established cover for Saka. Madueke may come good, I’m not expecting much from either Trossard or Martinelli. We’ve got r...

but he just got 2 assists for the spuds mate

Jesus, by his own admission, is not a striker

Ethan and Madueke can bith cover for Saka. Not his level maybe but we can’t expect that from a second fiddle

Desperately short in terms of a lack of a winger, lack of a Number 10, lack of established cover for Saka. Madueke may come good, I’m not expecting much from either Trossard or Martinelli. We’ve got r...

Maybe, but this eventuality is exactly why we have two (three including Jesus) senior strikers at the club.

Until we know how long he'll be out for, "desperately short" is a little over the top isn't it? We have just signed a £70m striker.

Well yeah. But aren’t all of us just a bit OTT in our obsession with The Arsenal? Why else would we be on here, week after week, watching our screen frantically jump whilst each other post whatever j...

Well yeah. But aren’t all of us just a bit OTT in our obsession with The Arsenal? Why else would we be on here, week after week, watching our screen frantically jump whilst each other post whatever j...

Until we know how long he'll be out for, "desperately short" is a little over the top isn't it? We have just signed a £70m striker.

Agreed, I hate those tiny shinpads too. I wince when some clogger flies in studs up to a bare ankle

If it means buying Semenyo, I'd be all for it.

All the money we’ve spent and we still look desperately short. It’s crazy.

Forgot about Jesus ,

Vardy, Jackson and that wet rag Nkunku is what we can come up with? FFS

If I manager I would also ban Also those tiny shin pads . The players cost more , yet padding get smaller makes no sense to me . When players get ankle injury, which could get padded up ....non sense ...

We have a no. 9 option (Gyokeres) and a false 9 option (Trossard). Jesus may be able to contribute. We can ride out a Havertz injury.

If they've found any additional transfer motivation, I hope it's...

Arteta guilty of emulating Pep's compact squad model at a club with lesser resources and, ergo, less capacity to replace quality with quality.

I warned y'all about our midfield last summer.

If I ever become a manager, I ban knee slide celebrations. Anyone caught doing one gets fined 6 months wages.

Jackson is Sanogo. Do not want

I low-key think there is a proper player in Jackson but yeahhhhhhh haha

Maybe he said wasteman in london

Yeah he bagged a lot in his last couple of seasons at Leipzig but he is one of that awful modern breed of forward that barely has a fixed position.

I remember nkunku stats before he went to Chelsea, wasn't he very prolific in the bundesliga?

Jackson and Nkunku are both available.

A gunner told me lookman in London

Merino scored 8 goals after Christmas as a striker . So get Eze to cover the left 8 position

A gunner told me lookman in London

Merino scored 8 goals after Christmas as a striker . So get Eze to cover the left 8 position

Oh, I thought you meant now.

A gunner told me lookman in London

Merino scored 8 goals after Christmas as a striker . So get Eze to cover the left 8 position

No

Ademola Lookman anyone?

I know, same. What the fuck is the need for that sort of nonsense anyway.
Just give me the Alan Shearer celebration and avoid a potential broken fucken neck or a fucked kneecap

Ademola Lookman anyone?

Question now is, who do we buy to replace Kai?

How much is Leao going for?

Auba's front flips used to give me the frights. What if he landed badly just the one time?

If I ever become a manager, I ban knee slide celebrations. Anyone caught doing one gets fined 6 months wages.

If I ever become a manager, I ban knee slide celebrations. Anyone caught doing one gets fined 6 months wages.

The Emirates has a slope like Lord's. When our guys try to do the Henry knee slide thing, bam, injury. Henry never knee slid after Highbury.

Losing both of our earlier strikers to ACL - there is a problem

Explain to me how this is hyperbole blogs.

We went into last season with only six midfielders including a 17-year old Nwaneri who, as it transpired, wasn't trusted to deputise for Odegaard by the man...

'Compact squad' ??

Arteta guilty of emulating Pep's compact squad model at a club with lesser resources and, ergo, less capacity to replace quality with quality.

I warned y'all about our midfield last summer.

Quite fucked

So how fucked is kai

Is there not some wunderkind on our radar? We not scouting the NXTGEN list like everyone does on football manager?

Several seasons of thin squads coming back to bite the club.

Losing both of our earlier strikers to ACL - there is a problem

Time to repurpose Martinelli as a striker and buy a winger

Oh we're definitely not signing another forward lads. Thought this was some light gallows humour.

Its Gyokeres backed up by Trossard, then Merino.

Honestly feel the timing of that Trossard news yesterday was no co coincidence

Havertz knee is bust

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1958124046899413364?t=8DGdwf1skVNSrJj5xniWCQ&s=19

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Wonder if we go for Jackson now... Urgh...

Big loss for us. Did he pick it up in the match?

Havertz knee is bust

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1958124046899413364?t=8DGdwf1skVNSrJj5xniWCQ&s=19

Wouldn't it be lovely if Jesus returned from injury early and somehow had a resurgence in form. Would be such a boost.

Probably won't happen but I can be romantic.

Madueke is the left wing signing. It’s crazy to me how people refuse to accept this lol. We didn’t sign a £55m England international *just* to be Saka cover.

It’s been one of the most remarkable sum...

That would be interesting. Saka played LB for a while so he can clearly work that side. If you had him interchanging with Madueke it would create a headache for opposing defenders

Seen a few comments saying Saka is playing LW and Madueke RW in training today

Madueke is the left wing signing. It’s crazy to me how people refuse to accept this lol. We didn’t sign a £55m England international *just* to be Saka cover.

It’s been one of the most remarkable sum...

Did Ben White pick up a knock in the Utd game?

Google has no information.

Did Ben White pick up a knock in the Utd game?

How are Chelsea and Liverpool earning so much money on relatively minor players? How are they making the most of their youth system while we have not been able in to, in terms of sales?

So more of horse shoe ball, then?

Exactly look at it crudely
Hein out for 4 million, Kepa in for 5
Mosquera in for 20 , Kiwior out for 18ish
Zubi in old men Partey and Jorgi retired , get some money for Albert
Madu in Nelson out
...

I'm pretty sure is an unprecedented window in terms of 'net spend'. but taking into account what other clubs have done/planning to do and that first day performance, it's hard to think we've made the ...

Upgrading Leo's salary is only to get him parity at Palace when we swap him and Eze.
It's all part if the tactics .... (hopefully).

No offence to Leo, he's fone a job but the Eze is off the left , do...

The briefing the club put into the media has rightly fucked some fans off. That briefing being Madueke signing has no bearing on another attacking player which has clearly turned out to be rubbish.

Arse.

In retrospect, I worry that spending 52 million or whatever it was on kind of a project signing wasn’t something we exactly had room for.

I felt a bit miffed this morning when I saw the PFA young player was 23.

That really doesn’t seem young any more when we have Nwaneri, MLS in the first team and Dowman banging on the door.

I think...

MA is not changing formation/style

Let the fun commence

@Benzed, the briefings from the club towards the end of the season was "an unprecedented summer". Do you feel that they have delivered that?

Not sure how to qualify "unprecedented" to be hones...

NB has had the “hots” for Kudus before WHam got him

Think we were all hoping that it was Saka back-up - not the sum total of our expenditure out wide.

Arse.

In retrospect, I worry that spending 52 million or whatever it was on kind of a project signing wasn’t something we exactly had room for.

NB has had the “hots” for Kudus before WHam got him

@shrek, "optics" yes - also perception. Some are inclined to be more positive and er, trust the process while others are not - perhaps yourself. You can't IMO be doubtful about Gyökeres and not...

Maybe they looked at Kudus and asked themselves why they would want a winger that scored at a slower rate than Martinelli, Trossard, Saka and Madueke in the Premier League?

I think Zubimendi is a top class player and Mosquera seems a bright prospect. Gyokeres hopefully will be great.

The earlier briefs during summer were that we were pursuing 3 attackers including a st...

It’s his ability to break the lines with artistry and muscular intensity. He may not meet the data sets of Madueke, but to my eye anyway he looks a more aesthetically pleasing footballer. Same argumen...

Maybe they looked at Kudus and asked themselves why they would want a winger that scored at a slower rate than Martinelli, Trossard, Saka and Madueke in the Premier League?

"Critical fans aren’t critical because they want to be."
Sorry, I don't accept this at all. Some are inclined to see the darkness at every turn IMO. Glass shattered, let alone half empty. We're...

Kudus was a surefire signing. Looks so strong and comfortable on the ball, a genuine goal threat, intelligent penetrating movement. To overlook him for Madueke who looks awkward on the ball is genuine...

Yep, schools back this week.
For clarity I'm DOONhamer and not Doom so it won't be me mumping and moaning about what The Arsenal have done in this window!!☺️

Haha. Come on. I have a slight interest in West Ham because I like Potter, and so I have watched several games. Minimum 50% of them, Kudus has been poor.

So you don’t think our signings have raised our level

So what is Madueke, because I see a lot of people rating him but I’ve not seen anything yet. I’ve never seen Kudus play badly, he just looks good on the ball. I know, trust the process, trust that the...

Kudus is madly overrated imo

The whole doomer/moaning thing is so tiresome. Yes there are people who slant Arteta for the most innocuous of things but, equally, some people will back up almost every decision he makes to the point...

Kudus is madly overrated imo

@shrek, "optics" yes - also perception. Some are inclined to be more positive and er, trust the process while others are not - perhaps yourself. You can't IMO be doubtful about Gyökeres and not...

We are heavily banking on Madueke to significantly improve his game and become top class on the left wing. That is a huge risk. If he doesn't perform, we are relying on Martinelli and Trossard.

Marti...

Aren't schools back in Scotland this week? I thought I read that in an email from work though I was surprised.

he big problem is the optics around our signings... we have signed 1 world class player in Zubimendi and the remaining are a good prospect in Mosquera, a hopefully quality CF in Gyokeres, a decent-goo...

Im sure hundreds of arseurs will flock here to celebrate giving Trossard more money with no perceivable benefit.

It’s the sort of thing that happens with guys who are playing out of their skins, str...

MLS is on £40k a week, Nelson £100k - sooner we get rid of Nelson the better!

He got the Nelson+ deal

He signed a new contract recently which will probably reflect his first team and international status.

my sources are wrong then 😆

my sources are wrong then 😆

MLS is on £40k a week

Not true

MLS is on £40k a week, Nelson £100k - sooner we get rid of Nelson the better!

If that's true, then you can understand it. I also got a pay rise last year, though I can't be sure there were other companies asking my line manager if I was available for transfer.
I read in a seemi...

WiB

You just wait for the wailing and rending of clothes when the doomers come online.

Make your buys late: shit rushed window.
Make your buys early: why no late buy? Shit window.
It's not perfect, but we've had worse.

Excellent and pertinent blog relativising things.

WiB

You just wait for the wailing and rending of clothes when the doomers come online.

Arse.

"he had 10 goals and 6 assists last season. Trossard had 10 goals and 10 assists, and that’s sharing game-time with Martinelli. I doubt there’s a left-winger out there now that would come in...

Arse. WiB.

Morning all.

It does look like the squad is set barring obvious outgoings. We don't have a bad group there all things considered.