click to leave fresh arse

Do you mean decreasing?

Travel from Canada is down by 1/3 and increasing month by month.

Travel from Canada is down by 1/3 and increasing month by month.

It will be insane, I'm sure they will sell out too, that is if people want to actually come to the US, my guess there will be a lot fewer foreign visitors. Tourism is already down due to you know who....

They'll probably still sell out everything though. There are enough people rich enough to afford that plus enough people who can't afford it but want to go so bad they'll mortgage the house to do it.

The fuck! You're average fan won't be going then.

I just looked on line...Arrowhead stadium, here in KC 4x Quarterfinal tickets for the 2026 WC, halfway line, lower section are $27,037 each. All fees included. LOL.

Teams TDD. Crazy.

I just looked on line...Arrowhead stadium, here in KC 4x Quarterfinal tickets for the 2026 WC, halfway line, lower section are $27,037 each. All fees included. LOL.

Why do you guys (The English ) love ”Sweet Caroline ” so much .. I mean it’s a tune but you Mf’s go crazy about it .. I need to understand.

Why do you guys (The English ) love ”Sweet Caroline ” so much .. I mean it’s a tune but you Mf’s go crazy about it .. I need to understand.

Especially not in the Daily Heil!

Anyone remember that Daily Mirror headline from years ago: ARSENAL WIN THE WORLD CUP — I don't suppose we'll see ARSENAL WIN THE WOMEN'S EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP tomorrow?

Heh, I'm kind of fed up with it now. The guy must have earned millions over the last ten years.

Give me the classic 'We are the Champions'. Or Ultra Nate, 'Free from Desire'.

Why do you guys (The English ) love ”Sweet Caroline ” so much .. I mean it’s a tune but you Mf’s go crazy about it .. I need to understand.

It's "SO GOOD ... SO GOOD ... SO GOOD".

It's "SO GOOD ... SO GOOD ... SO GOOD".

Why do you guys (The English ) love ”Sweet Caroline ” so much .. I mean it’s a tune but you Mf’s go crazy about it .. I need to understand.

South Park just signed a mega deal with paramount. That's what makes it so funny. They're pretty safe.

https://freehdmovies.to/watch-tv/watch-south-park-full-39503.12464680

Should work.

Yes, my bad, $16 Million still it is more than a little dubious. The $8 Billion merger Deal with Skydance and Paramount / CBS.

$15 million, not billion.

$15 million, not billion.

Don't forget they paid Trump off in a $15 Billion settlement which paves the way to "allow" Trumpf's FCC to approve Paramount Global's merger with Skydance Media to go through, and they also cancelled...

The previous season, she was out for a significant portion of it due to injury, yet she still managed to win it. 🤷🏻

Blimey! Is that the 16 million 'donation' they gave to Trump? I'm out of the loop on US media corruption.

Didn't putellas win one of hers after spending half the year out injured? 🤷

Nah, only Spanish or Spain-based players are allowed to win that.

Don't forget they paid Trump off in a $15 Billion settlement which paves the way to "allow" Trumpf's FCC to approve Paramount Global's merger with Skydance Media to go through, and they also cancelled...

South Park just signed a mega deal with paramount. That's what makes it so funny. They're pretty safe.

Alternatively, Wiegman is a tactical genius who has got England to three successive finals, winning at least one of them.

I mean, Colbert lost his job for roasting Drumf, and I think they're owned by the same corp, CBS/Paramount.

If Starmer gives a Bank Holiday to commemorate this historic win, is applicable for England only or the entire UK and Norvern O'irish?

Yes she does. She could probably highjump the cross bar with that run up.

The previous season, she was out for a significant portion of it due to injury, yet she still managed to win it. 🤷🏻

Which Chloe Kelly has in spades.

She was on the losing side of both the CL and Euros and she missed her county's decisive penalty, which Kelly went on to score.

Yep, but putting a pen up high after a long, exhausting final takes some serious stones.

Don't kiss anyone William.

I know.

Such crap

Bonmatti, player of the tournament. They'll give it to her.

It'll be robbery if it's not an English player, from Arsenal.

What was great about the winning penalty was that Chloe got the ball higher up in the net. That's why it wasn't saved even though Coll went the right way.

Jeez. Hannah .... I'm done with predictive text. Whatevs.... What a performance

I know. But they'll probably give it to Bonmatti again.

Helen Hampton....wow

She's a Euro and CL winner

Nah, only Spanish or Spain-based players are allowed to win that.

Tuchel out
Wiegman in

Kelly for balon d'or?

It's been quite the couple of months for Kelly.

Surprised they aren't making Spain retake that miss.

On the Arses menu tonight:

Clam chowder
Chicken bollocks in garlic sauce
Caramello for dessert

*Chef's kiss*

ref is a racist cunt.

Lol....I have 30 minutes to get it to the table.... with garlic and minus bollocks....feckin' pendants : )

They're tired. They've had a few ET this tournament.

Looks like England have either run out of legs or they are playing for pens, which seems like a risky ploy. No shot on target since the 68th minute.

English lasses must go down screaming at the faintest touch to get a free kick

Thought you were avoiding the penants. Heh

Lol....I have 30 minutes to get it to the table.... with garlic and minus bollocks....feckin' pendants : )

Nothing quite like a plate of chicken bollocks in garlic butter.

That should've been the Spanish winner

Ref is fucking awful. Glad to see that element is the same in the women's game.

Nothing quite like a plate of chicken bollocks in garlic butter.

....and Chicken Kiev with all the bollocks!

Only the football left here now. :-)

Ref is fucking awful. Glad to see that element is the same in the women's game.

Christ ref.

https://freehdmovies.to/watch-tv/watch-south-park-full-39503.12464680

Should work.

Haha... that's the trouble when you're trying to do three things, and watch multiple things at the same time

Haha... that's the trouble when you're trying to do three things, and watch multiple things at the same time

I was wondering if you’d just changed nationality. 😂

The good thing is I don’t give a fuck who wins. Either way there’s at least one Arsenal winner.

I reckon, they’ll do it. Really stick it to the boys.

Nervous ninja!

Certainly don't want this to go to penalties.

I am very anxious.

-e

Moi Aussie.....Delivered!

There was a little poll on l’equipe and i had put Van Aert as favourite.
For free but I may well have been right.

No-one in white attacking the box there

Spain getting the rub of the green on free kicks.

At least at this level it is watchable.

Still some crazy basic mistakes in the women’s game you don’t see in the men’s. But it’s miles better than it was

That was Hemp

Ah i didnt see the first half! :)

Should really have started Kelly. She's been the best player on the pitch

Spain have better players.

Bronze should be off.

(Also because I think she may have deserved a yellow earlier)

No. For me she got the ball well before any contact, studs only showing after her foot had gone down onto the ground after the poke away with the toe. It’s not deliberately dangerous and she won the b...

Are you joking?

This finish in the Tour is so much more exciting that the usual 'procession'

Arsenal score again!

Bollocks not a yellow

Bollocks not a yellow

Bronze should be off.

Should've started Kelly

Let’s see what the Oval brings next indeed.

James came off injured a few minutes ago.

Kelly adds so much to the team going forward

Unbelievable! Soooo funny. Surely there will be a response from Trumpf?

Have you seen the South Park episode yet? Trump got roasted.

You on the sauce?

Just seen Spainsl's goal. Several instances of puss poor defending rhete.

Spain have better players.

https://freehdmovies.to/watch-tv/watch-south-park-full-39503.12464680

Should work.

I haven't. Keep hearing about it though heh

Have you seen the South Park episode yet? Trump got roasted.

What happened? I didn't think Kelly started.

My neighbour rudely interrupted just at kick off.

Wiegball is a bit crap

Wiegball is a bit crap

Our ladies can only pull Wegmann's ass out of the fire so many times, it must be exhausting.

Our ladies can only pull Wegmann's ass out of the fire so many times, it must be exhausting.

Usual. Wait for CK and MA later.

Calafiori, very talented player but a total waste of money.

Let’s see what the Oval brings next indeed.

India's second greatest comeback after trailing. So it's going to be 3-1 win for England with one draw; or 2-2, with one draw, series drawn

Or 2-1 with two draws.

India's second greatest comeback after trailing. So it's going to be 3-1 win for England with one draw; or 2-2, with one draw, series drawn

I think India should declare. Just for the fun.

Arsenal score!

Oh dear. 0-1

Oh dear. 0-1

Wait. There could be a few drops of rain in turn one in the last couple of laps...

I’d say he sucks on Camels and he’s a non smoker

Hopefully, the match this evening will be a bit more entertaining. The cricket and the F1 have been a bit of a damp squib.

Wait. There could be a few drops of rain in turn one in the last couple of laps...

McLaren 1, 2.

It’s a fucking boring Grand Prix after all….

He's a bit the Italian Tomiyasu I'm afraid.

If all else fails, he can have a successful career as a male fashion model.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/s/SDGUcIcY5f

Long overdue proper ass whipping coming at Old Trafford

Yes, a friendly against the spuds 🤷‍♂️

Pre-season ‘friendlies’ against PL teams should be banned.

India have dug in well; so fair play to them for that.

The cricket has got draw all over it.

Akin to the ladies playing Chelsea in preseason where they always just look to kneecap us.

Playing Saudi Orcs in pre-season was a bad idea

Kleinie mentioned them once and it snowballed from there.

Gyökeres was asked in those "walk and answer questions", "what would you rather do, score the winning goal, or get a hat-trick". Now, of course, the "right" answer is score the winning goal, all for t...

Making it tough, for ourselves.

If England are to win, they are going to have to bat again. Didn’t expect that.

Didn't lead long....

Anyway.. Go Lando!

Safety car driver still deems the track unsafe I guess..

Paint dry?

Calafiori, very talented player but a total waste of money.

Rain delayed Belgian GP.

What else to watch?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/s/SDGUcIcY5f

Long overdue proper ass whipping coming at Old Trafford

These guys must be so tired- I’m sure this your has been nothing but a nonstop circus of events

These guys must be so tired- I’m sure this your has been nothing but a nonstop circus of events

I love the fact that Ode cut off the interviewer with a loud 'THANK YOOO' as he walked off without listening to the return pleasantry. Interview shithousery from the Capo.

I love the fact that Ode cut off the interviewer with a loud 'THANK YOOO' as he walked off without listening to the return pleasantry. Interview shithousery from the Capo.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/s/SDGUcIcY5f

Long overdue proper ass whipping coming at Old Trafford

Fair enough

I am, like all disingenuous people on the internet, just asking questions.

Apparently not.

I popped out. What happened to Ricky the Crock?

Pelanty shout-out now?

Get those Max Dowman 56 prints ready- Im sure they’ll sell a few

Jeez, did it look serious?

He got crocked

I popped out. What happened to Ricky the Crock?

Shoot out even

FT. 3-2

FT. 3-2

He looks a real player. I'm sure Arteta will bewary about playing him too much, he'll get kicked to fuck.

And that blokes proper disingenuous bruv

That's what Farage says!

Personally, I find these accusations that camels have extremely low standards quite unsavoury.

Personally, I find these accusations that camels have extremely low standards quite unsavoury.

I am, like all disingenuous people on the internet, just asking questions.

Dowman hype is real, no?

Max “Dao” Man ☯️

Max “Dao” Man ☯️

You see, the chess people are wondering about Nwaneris playing time.

The 4D chess people are wondering if we should sell Saka for £150m because Dowmans already better than both.

He lets camels fuck him.

Imagine if he changed his name to Max Power?

+ JOELINTON IS A CUNT! HE FUCKS CAMELS!

How old was that fat fuck Rooney when he started for Everton?

seriously trying to control my excitement and expectation

seriously trying to control my excitement and expectation

Yes

How old was that fat fuck Rooney when he started for Everton?

3-2?

Oof how he left that bum for dead in midfield and accelerated…..wow wow wow

kinda soft but he asked for several other offences to be taken into consideration

Haha Joelinton what a stupid cunt

Dowman pen. Fuck Joelinton.

I like the way we’re prepared to take more shots from distance

Romano reporting that Diaz is going to Munich.

Get ready for Isak to Anfield.

He reminds me a bit of Kaka on the ball. Doesn’t use a bunch of trickery just supreme balance and control with the ball. So fluid and effortless. It’s absolutely absurd from a 15 years old.

The phras...

The confidence and ability of a fifteen year old is unbelievable

Jesus, is that the Ruddy who played for Norwich ages ago for ages?

I doubt that Raya has experienced being 'the number 1' with a serious peer challenger at this high of a level. Interesting to see if it impacts him positively or otherwise.

Apart from Chelsea, C115, Liverpool, Manchester United, Tottenham.

Wow Viktor-mania is taking the world by storm

Joelinton is a one-man reckoning ball.

I almost hate Newcastle more than any other club

Joelinton is a one-man reckoning ball.

Joelinton is a one-man reckoning ball.

I reckon Raya has had one too many Sangrias over the summer

goalie

Every house is Vik's House.

Whose house?

2-2

Confirmed by Official Arsenal: "Viktor Gyökeres will be in the house to watch his new teammates at Singapore National Stadium"

Like Nougat?

I’d say he sucks on Camels and he’s a non smoker

🤣🤣🤣

It didn't look too bad. Probably just a knock,taking no chances.

What a extraordinary,digital odyssey i've just had...

i was very late looking for a stream because i had to go to the builders merchants for my father in law...

i think, in my rush, i must ha...

What’s Calafiori done to himself

What’s Calafiori done to himself

What’s Calafiori done to himself

Eddie Howe fucks camels

Incidentally, thanks for the TV link you posted yesterday. I had that show on my watch list, but couldn't find it on the half dozen streaming services I already subscribe to. 🙄

I'm still reeling from Big Vik saying he is too young to remember Ljungberg. Fucking hell.

I'm still reeling from Big Vik saying he is too young to remember Ljungberg. Fucking hell.

Honestly, from a footballing point of view, I don't know what I was saying last season. He is streets ahead of the previous holder of that position. He sees the right pass that's on. Also much bigger ...

Was it Gordon

Arse, well in Gooder.

What a day for sport.

What a extraordinary,digital odyssey i've just had...

i was very late looking for a stream because i had to go to the builders merchants for my father in law...

i think, in my rush, i must ha...

Who was that barcode cunt standing 5 yards in front of the free-kick? Raya should have booted it in his face.

Honestly, from a footballing point of view, I don't know what I was saying last season. He is streets ahead of the previous holder of that position. He sees the right pass that's on. Also much bigger ...

Can someone explain this caramello thing? Or does it lose something if you have to explain it?

There's definitely no t sound

While eating Caramellos.

Zubimendi looks very good on the ball

Poetic justice against a bunch of thugs

2-1! some cunt own goal

Eddie Howe fucks camels

Eddie Howe fucks camels

Thank for this. Totalsportek was hard work

Good selection here - https://buffstreams.app/soccer/arsenal-newcastle-united/1515563

Make sure you have uBlock Origin extension installed in your browser to block any ads.

Newcastle trying to injure all our players before the season even starts.

Merino! 1-1!

Nørgaard is apparently pronounced Nuuugaart

Me too, especially as I'm working in Bundoran Wednesday and Thursday

Any stream for the game

I'm surprised the football final is so close in the betting SG, thought Kerry would be heavy favourites. Those hoors have won enough anyway, hope Donegal can do the business.

Check totalsportek site

How many screens?

Any stream for the game

Can't you treat yourself to a cab at least one way. Trapped nerves are the pits.

I doubt that would be possible unless he set off last night.

Morning all.
Well in Gooder.
Glad Gyokeres is now official. I think he will be hungry to score goals and that’s a great thing.
The squad is looking good, although in reality aren’t we just +1 compar...

Former for me too

I spend half my waking life worrying that I've already told this story to this person already and scrutinising their facial expressions for any sense that they're being polite so as not to embarrass t...

Some ITK called "Aresblig" says Gyökeres will be in Singapore for today's match...

Fuck this, let’s go back to signing French players.😂

Ah shit. Good luck and get better soon.

Nørgaard is apparently pronounced Nuuugaart

How do people pronounce Ødegaard? Is it Urrrdegaard, or Oh-degarrd? I pronounce it the former. But am I doing a Jonathan Pierce?

Raya, White, Saliba, Calafiori, Lewis-Skelly, Zubimendi, Merino, Saka, Nwaneri, Trossard, Havertz

Swedish Fullkrug signed. Please don’t be Swedish Fullkrug.

"If they die, they die"

Definitely looks like a few defenders might bounce off him.

But is he the allen key of strikers?

I think Charles started it, and others assumed he was correct. The other thing we learnt from Ethan was that, in Nigerian names starting with Nw... you don't pronounce the N. I'm sure that Nwankwo Ka...

Yeah it’s odd. Even heard the speaker at the stadium say it this way at least once, which is akin to professional foul.

Plus World Superbike and the All Ireland Senior Football (GAA) final.....

I have a scan at a hospital at 6pm today, and the reason is to confirm trapped nerves that are making it difficult for me to walk. I'll have to set off at 5 to get two buses. So I'll miss the Arsenal...

Plus World Superbike and the All Ireland Senior Football (GAA) final.....

Ooh. Didn't know that.
Cricket, F1, football, football and cycling.
Busy day

I have a scan at a hospital at 6pm today, and the reason is to confirm trapped nerves that are making it difficult for me to walk. I'll have to set off at 5 to get two buses. So I'll miss the Arsenal...

Good work again from the football authorities to have a weirdly early kick off for the Women’s Euros final so that it fully clashes with the Tour de France finish.

Yeah , he doesn’t seem like your typical arsenal “nice guy “ personality like the rest of the arsenal squad seems to be these days

Not to mention Charles Watts who makes Nwaneri rhyme with Ranieri, though he's not the only one.

Big Vik giving off Ivan Drago vibes. I can't wait to see him in action.

Can we pass this info on to Phil Costa and anyone else who hasn't seen the memo yet?
https://youtu.be/CbvSJuDkmic?t=29
The G is silent. It's not hard just to not pronounce a letter.
(And yes, I'm als0...

Swedish Fullkrug signed. Please don’t be Swedish Fullkrug.

Some ITK called "Aresblig" says Gyökeres will be in Singapore for today's match...

Ooh. Didn't know that.
Cricket, F1, football, football and cycling.
Busy day

They've changed the route this year so it's not a parade. They do a cobbled climb three times, so it's a really difficult stage to end the tour.

One of them is a real competition and the other one (only today) is just a parade? I mean, there'll be a bit of jousting in the final couple of kilometers for the stage win but tu sais

Fair enough.
But Phil Costa has definitely come across the name before and has also heard it spoken by other people. I'm not really having a go at him. Preparing myself for various versions of...

Swedish Fullkrug signed. Please don’t be Swedish Fullkrug.

I want to go to a bigger club.
We'll, Spurs are asking about you
No, I said a bigger club... Ah screw it, just give me a new contract.

Fair enough.
But Phil Costa has definitely come across the name before and has also heard it spoken by other people. I'm not really having a go at him. Preparing myself for various versions of...

Nobody should be arsing at 3am!

Some ITK called "Aresblig" says Gyökeres will be in Singapore for today's match...

I think it takes people a bit of time to get used to a new name, especially when it’s from a language they’re not familiar with. No need to start condemning folk for not instantly nailing the pronunci...

Can we pass this info on to Phil Costa and anyone else who hasn't seen the memo yet?
https://youtu.be/CbvSJuDkmic?t=29
The G is silent. It's not hard just to not pronounce a letter.
(And yes, I'm als0...

Ooh. Didn't know that.
Cricket, F1, football, football and cycling.
Busy day

They've changed the route this year so it's not a parade. They do a cobbled climb three times, so it's a really difficult stage to end the tour.

One of them is a real competition and the other one (only today) is just a parade? I mean, there'll be a bit of jousting in the final couple of kilometers for the stage win but tu sais

Good work again from the football authorities to have a weirdly early kick off for the Women’s Euros final so that it fully clashes with the Tour de France finish.

https://www.google.com/search?q=arsenal+transfer+rumours&oq=arsenal+transfer+rumours

This will keep you busy

I spent weeks trawling through the constant rumours, and updates from people that “were in the know “ about how the Gyokeres transfer was going. Now we’ve actually signed him I’ve got nothing to get w...

I’m repeating myself, thought I’d commented on the other piece.

Too early, soz

Well in gooder
Morning Bane fans.

Need something to do now that all our known targets have signed.

At least you’re talking to people who remember what you’ve said

I spend half my waking life worrying that I've already told this story to this person already and scrutinising their facial expressions for any sense that they're being polite so as not to embarrass t...

I’m repeating myself, thought I’d commented on the other piece.

Too early, soz

In Phil Costa’s piece, he described Gyökeres as a “flat-pack bully” 😂 I guess that’s a reference to Ikea and his Swedish roots?

Old school touchline banter

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMdak1UtI_2/?igsh=MWdmZzlmN2dnMTRpbw==

Arse. Well in gooder.

Morning all.

Welcome Viktor. With all this confusion about pronouncing his surname, I think I'll stick with "The big fella up front."

My son is hopeful he won't go out to Honk...

but it didn't work so bollox to that

and bran.leur only has one :-)

No, fuck.you only has two. ;-)

Mornik.

But is he the allen key of strikers?

Phil Costa described Gyökeres (Yockeresh) as a “flat-pack bully”. Is that a nod to Ilea because he’s Swedish?

you.need.three.words.at.least

Phil Costa described Gyökeres (Yockeresh) as a “flat-pack bully”. Is that a nod to Ilea because he’s Swedish?

Can we pass this info on to Phil Costa and anyone else who hasn't seen the memo yet?
https://youtu.be/CbvSJuDkmic?t=29
The G is silent. It's not hard just to not pronounce a letter.
(And yes, I'm als0...

it's because there's no spaces around the full stop, so it presents it as a link. like.this

it's because there's no spaces around the full stop, so it presents it as a link. like.this

It's not a link - it happens on here to me - I think it's just highlighting a mistake !

I don’t dare clicking on that link.😬

-we'll
+well
Fuck.you auto-correct!

So Spuds try and trigger Gibbs-White release clause, which was supposed to be confidential, and he says he wants to go but surprise, surprise Forest offer him more money and he signs a new contract

Morning!

It seems, I don’t need to 😁

Well, that’s gooder enough for me, in

Cheers blogs-enjoy the game

Hello Team

Nobody should be arsing at 3am!

Bruce refrained from drinking so much water this time