click to leave fresh arse

We've already won the Tridentity Cup.

Would you take Sesko as our next signing instead of a player like Eze? You were mooting the possibility earlier in the window.

Arse

WiB / FoB ;-p

Finally we have a proper striker. 2 seasons too late but better late than never. Bring Eze on board and we should be ready to really give it a real go this season.

COYGs!

😂😂😂

Cheeky bid for Diaz would be fantastic, should push the boat out to get him. Not going to happen, but do that and we win the league.

Sesko is a big fucking stiff moron

I'll be on board with this in no time; Sesko seemed the more romantic option, but let's fuck up some defences.

Almost as good as me.

He looks incredible.

He looks incredible.

Watching a compilation, he seems very right footed. And his headers are all front headed.

Blimey Vik is almost as ripped as I imagine I could be.

Isak's gonna play leftwing ;)

Will he play left wing?????

https://x.com/Arsenal/status/1949168329148493988

WE HAVE SIGNED A FUCKING STRIKER!

Viktor G through harmony

Viktor G through harmony

"No one cared who I was till I put on the mask" 😉

Oh he's gonna live in their heads rent free all season!

Heh.

Is it Hannibal, or Baine?

I already love it.

The rest of the Prem are gonna hate us so much when we do that thing with the hands 🤣🤣🤣

The rest of the Prem are gonna hate us so much when we do that thing with the hands 🤣🤣🤣

https://x.com/Arsenal/status/1949168329148493988

WE HAVE SIGNED A FUCKING STRIKER!

There are an awful lot of pluses, slashes, ands, ors and "not dones" in that post.

Ornacle saying Nelson to Fulham is close

https://www.threads.com/@davidornstein/post/DMlAlmjIb_R?xmt=AQF0lGGCFybcDtN2ylLHxWua9RkE-nc80OEmhBfOqi26FA

Apparently Gyök14 all signed, will be on the next Emirates flights to Singapore I imagine.

McLaren 1 and 2 for tomorrow. It should be an interesting GP with Max in third and with potential rain.

Sounds like a fair deal. I think it would do him good to return to Brazil to try and get his knee healthy and build some confidence.

Besides arsecast and Arsenal vision, are there any worth including in the rotation.?
I try to like Handbrake Off but can’t seem to really dig it.
And Tuesday Club gang vanish for years at a time it s...

We've moved from Caramellos to Tim Tams.

"Season-long loan move to Flamengo being muted for the 27-year-old Jesus with the option to make the move permanent next summer.

The Brazilian side are prepared to pay 50 per cent of Jesus’ salary wh...

McLaren 1 and 2 for tomorrow. It should be an interesting GP with Max in third and with potential rain.

Speaking of Jesus, he's apparently wanted by Flamengo on loan with a purchase option. We're going to pay half his wages while Flamengo pays the other half.

Haven’t fully backarsed but has anyone noted this in the Graun?
“Alexander Isak has been offered a staggering £600,000-a-week tax-free deal by Al-Hilal in Saudi Arabia with further lucrative bonuses o...

Yup. Saudi PIF.

ArseWiB.
You guys should be nicer to Bruce. Remember when he went walkabout for weeks and we were all worried he might have fallen into a sinkhole or something?
I must say, though that the only time...

Sell Havertz and Jesus, buy Isak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S5bwsukaEk

Clammy as a clam with chlamydia on Clamday. PuUub time - be lucky folks.

Are they the same ones owned by Newcastle Arabia? It could be a way to get £150 million + into Newcastle.

Are they the same ones owned by Newcastle Arabia? It could be a way to get £150 million + into Newcastle.

Thanks. Sometimes I will check out Guardian Football Weekly or Totally Football Show. But both of them tend to be snarky when it comes to by far the greatest team in the world has ever seen.

Haven’t fully backarsed but has anyone noted this in the Graun?
“Alexander Isak has been offered a staggering £600,000-a-week tax-free deal by Al-Hilal in Saudi Arabia with further lucrative bonuses o...

In general football terms, I listen to the football ramble.

In general football terms, I listen to the football ramble.

Besides arsecast and Arsenal vision, are there any worth including in the rotation.?
I try to like Handbrake Off but can’t seem to really dig it.
And Tuesday Club gang vanish for years at a time it s...

someone isn't listening to all the podcasts. bad arseblog follower

That's made me as despondent as a clam.

We've moved from Caramellos to Tim Tams.

Totally. I love his 'gamma runs' (I just made that up). The gamma symbol is a straight line that cuts hard right like an L turned upside down. He pegs it down the left wing then his first thought i...

Yeah I like Martinelli . He will play well with Vik. Martinelli played well with Jesus before his injury

Hey when did we shift to cones from caramellos? ;p

I am at a loss why Martinelli is in question. Getting stronger, fitter - nearing mid-20s and with a record of a goal every 4 Premiership games in a team that has been favouring the right wing for ob...

I'm clearly in need of a pint.

Have a good day, all.

True. If we start using 24 carat cones this season, he virtually pays for himself, we're almost making money.

Cone monitor.

Cone monitor.

I am at a loss why Martinelli is in question. Getting stronger, fitter - nearing mid-20s and with a record of a goal every 4 Premiership games in a team that has been favouring the right wing for ob...

I'm still trying to work out what the fuck we do with Makuede, let alone Eze.

Spearing the bearded clam

Woakes must be as happy as a clam with that. I often use mis-placed clam idioms. Try it out. 'I'm as angry as a clam', 'he's as guilty as a clam'.' you're as mad as a clam'.

Whuh?

And there was me thinking the golden goose was a thing…

Agree Cesc for 35 m at his agree was insanely cheap . And it was Barca

‘If the budget works get them all in’

I’m wondering about our budget 😊… guessing it’s our winnings and tv money that we are spending??

Hopefully we are staying the right side of FFP. I honestly do...

Golden ducks so far..

Sorry,MG. That was meant for IQ.

FFS.

I'm still wondering how we can represent this on the terraces https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDj7DuHVV9E

All out 669. Bring it on..

No. Marli Salmon.

Might be useful to put India in before lunch. Give them 15 minutes to play before the break

Was that from Michael Fish?

Darn it, Stokes out trying to get consecutive 6s.

No rain expected today but an hour mid morning and couple of hours mid afternoon tomorrow

If the rain wins this one, they can draw the series still. And they were the better team in the first 3 tests, no idea how England came out of that 2-1 up.

If the rain wins this one, they can draw the series still. And they were the better team in the first 3 tests, no idea how England came out of that 2-1 up.

Thursday but a dead rubber for the Oval if we are 3-1 up.

Whuh?

If I were India, I’d forfeit in order to have tomorrow off. If only to escape from Manchester.
When does the Oval test start?

Arsenal vision said we now playing
4- 2-2-2- formation . Same as city did for part of last season

Stokes/Carse can both swing a bat - I'd be 20/20 swinging and slashing at everything. Stokes got a 6 as I typed that!

Declaration after lunch?

Yeah, declaration would be very sensible with Old Trafford weather forecast. It is England vs Rain.

Don’t think England will need to bat again, whether the last couple of wickets fall or if they declare.

Don’t think England will need to bat again, whether the last couple of wickets fall or if they declare.

Heh. He took a full-paced one right to the mickey in the first session so amazed he did anything after that. I'd still be lying down in a dark room weeping.

Awesome century by Stokes.

Martinelli I like his defensive work and speed and when he gets in the middle.

I could imagine Leo playing well off Vik.
Who I remember seeing plays alot down the left side of attack.

Wenger and Fe...

I’m happy that we are getting in more players (it’s becoming quite an overhaul) but if we really want Eze, we surely have to sell either Trossard or Martinelli?
Players will want to play.

If Liverpool get isak, will they still be victims in the transfer market?

"Woe is us, we've finally spent all the coutinho money.."

Yes, are you going to Hong Kong?

Pop along to the statue 😁

Just the bladder.

Arse!
fuck off Bruce. 🤷 Sorry bud by this 3AM stuff is too much, I'm joining Team Hazza. 😂

I’m def not complaining… just making a point because we could end up with Martinelli, Trossard, Eze and Madueke all wanting to play on the left.
It’s like having Tierney, Califiori, Tomi, Zinchenko, ...

Either we have a squad where all 25 players are up to scratch or we don't.

We complain that players are overplayed then worry they won't play enough.

Schrödinger's Squad.

I'm clearly in need of a pint.

Have a good day, all.

Sorry, MG. That was meant for Jo.

Either we have a squad where all 25 players are up to scratch or we don't.

We complain that players are overplayed then worry they won't play enough.

Schrödinger's Squad.

indeed mg 👍

I’m happy that we are getting in more players (it’s becoming quite an overhaul) but if we really want Eze, we surely have to sell either Trossard or Martinelli?
Players will want to play.

And when that dose of 'Anti-Doom' is coming from NB himself, you know it's going to be good. 😉😅

More champions league games , as of last season . Squads have to be bigger numbers than two years ago

The guy also had his parents kidnapped, so I’m guessing he might want a move to a Spanish-speaking country and might bring his parents with him.

'Maybe the idea is to play him on the left, where has operated before, but the central areas are – if not chock-a-block – sufficiently full for there to be some question about where exactly a player o...

There has been a number of players homes broken into

We definitely need to sell.
There’s a lot to be said for squad harmony and Arteta does not like a massive squad, the guy hardly rotates as it is!

Out already:
Partey (good), Tierney, Tomiyasu, Jorgin...

Diaz wife doesn't like Liverpool is a rumour as well and wants to move

We've actually signed 6 players including Gyokeres.

Eze would make it 7 incomings in one window, which is quite the feat. I'm chuffed to bits.

As for who plays where... Well, it's a nice headache t...

Ruthless though are Liverpool in getting rid of Diaz. I guess Slot has earned the right to do so, winning the league spending relatively little in the process.

I've said before, I am more than happy ...

To replace Isak

Wissa and/ or Sesko rumoured

Going to be interesting watching how it pans out. It’s conceivable that the Saudi owners take a hard stance given he still has three years to run on his contract…perhaps offering a move next season.
...

Hehe....that's what i need...

an injection of optimism into my damaged, fearful muscle-memory!

💉💪. 👍🤪

'Maybe the idea is to play him on the left, where has operated before, but the central areas are – if not chock-a-block – sufficiently full for there to be some question about where exactly a player o...

Gyökeres is getting the Golden Boot, trust!

Could be horrible watching it play-out all next season.

With the League's best 2 finishers, they could end up with the 2 highest goalscorers competing for the Golden Boot.

They are far from a perfec...

Unfortunately, i'm 99.99% sure that the unbearable, vile, Micky Mouser's will get (the man formally known as Isak)...

...but, now shall be referred to as :-

...'Stick Cunt'. ™©


The...

Salah may not performe the same as this season. They could also both be injured a lot. :-)

As long as it’s not my headache, yes.

Could be horrible watching it play-out all next season.

With the League's best 2 finishers, they could end up with the 2 highest goalscorers competing for the Golden Boot.

They are far from a perfec...

Going to be interesting watching how it pans out. It’s conceivable that the Saudi owners take a hard stance given he still has three years to run on his contract…perhaps offering a move next season.
...

We've actually signed 6 players including Gyokeres.

Eze would make it 7 incomings in one window, which is quite the feat. I'm chuffed to bits.

As for who plays where... Well, it's a nice headache t...

He is in fact a younger man! His name's Turkish and he gets a bad press for his insistence that certain players are not playing well and I tend to agree with him though he can be a bit of a doomer. He...

I liked the fact that Gyokeres only wanted Arsenal despite other last minute offers.
Glad he ‘stuck to his guns’ as it were.
He probably needs a holiday after all the shenanigans from Sporting. If th...

From my iPad

Unfortunately, i'm 99.99% sure that the unbearable, vile, Micky Mouser's will get (the man formally known as Isak)...

...but, now shall be referred to as :-

...'Stick Cunt'. ™©


The...

WiB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1w3yZzaoA0
Well time zoned Blogs
So classy, I know that the VLC "renderer" loses subs when casting from a computer but have you tried...Omniplayer? Good luck it re...

Oui
Desole

That bad? :-O

I am currently on my own private jet tailing whichever plane he is on.

The efforts of some crazy fans in tracking the whereabouts of Gyokeres' jet at all times for the past couple of days was seriously impressive.

Insane but it still required a special level of dedicat...

Thanks to google translate

Alors je ne te parle plus. :-p

The geezer with the Burberry man bag (the accountant) sounds like one of my teenage children. Grow the fuck up, "Bruv".

Non

Good point. I wish I could be opportunistic when waking up in the middle of the night

The geezer with the Burberry man bag (the accountant) sounds like one of my teenage children. Grow the fuck up, "Bruv".

Sell Havertz and Jesus, buy Isak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S5bwsukaEk

Sell Havertz and Jesus, buy Isak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S5bwsukaEk

Season longer than in the past 63 games last season . Bigger squad are the way forwards for success imo . Saha should not play more than 45 games imo next season ..

26 good players rather than 23 imo...

I liked the fact that Gyokeres only wanted Arsenal despite other last minute offers.
Glad he ‘stuck to his guns’ as it were.
He probably needs a holiday after all the shenanigans from Sporting. If th...

The only pain was when viewed in full screen through screen mirroring it lost the subtitles

Surely with all your trips down South you are fluent in French now. :-p

I’m guessing he wouldn’t, if blog was not in Asia. So this might just be an opportunistic ‘well I am up so on the off chance’. The not going back to bed is even more bizarre though.

The only pain was when viewed in full screen through screen mirroring it lost the subtitles

I never check online when nature calls, stumble to the bathroom and straight back to bed. You're crazy bruce

The only pain was when viewed in full screen through screen mirroring it lost the subtitles

Yes it is. Has a really good feel to it.
It’s available on Prime but it needed an additional subscription so I found it here

https://freehdmovies.to/watch-tv/watch-the-bureau-full-37592.5108497

Is that the French series you're talking about? Would you recommend?

Managed to find The Bureau on a streaming site and watched the first episode last night. A big thumbs up from both of us

Sure, but go back to bed like everyone else when that happens!

Just the bladder.

The post was up for some time🤷‍♂️.

(what the hell statue is he going on about? Oh... wait... remember who you're talking to. of course I know what statue it is 😂 )

The post was up for some time🤷‍♂️.

Yes, are you going to Hong Kong?

Pop along to the statue 😁

Are you going to Hong Kong?

Sure, but go back to bed like everyone else when that happens!

Sure, but go back to bed like everyone else when that happens!

Nature, genuinely, calls.

Bruce - seriously, why the fuck are you up/awake?

Blogs, are you following the team the whole way or only the Singapore leg?

Room for more.

" summer’s longest running saga"... completed in July. I take that, thank you very much.

You should see a doctor, I don't think the F5 is supposed to connect to your sleeping bladder like that. 😂

The post was up for some time🤷‍♂️.

-by
+but

Arse!
fuck off Bruce. 🤷 Sorry bud by this 3AM stuff is too much, I'm joining Team Hazza. 😂