click to leave fresh arse

I'm just playing the role of aggregator but...

The report by BBC journalists Bobbie Jackson and Sami Mokbel states that most Premier League clubs are unable to match Newcastle's estimated £130million...

It doesn't really matter how interested they might be, Jesus can't go anywhere until January at the earliest.

"we're locked and loaded for the start of the season"
For a change. It sure is a ...

It takes two to fuck up this big. Gyokeres and his agent played their hand poorly.

Berta has done some brilliant buying and serious negotiating particularly with Sporting. Now we'll see how he is with the selling. There are rumours that Brazilian clubs are interested in Jesus. Let's...

I didn't, which is why I asked.

Nobody is buying Jesus as he's still crook.

That varandas fella is a proper ballroot

Suppose it all depends on the validity of that gentleman’s agreement

Gyokeres allegedly had to forfeit a month salary 330k as a fine as one of the sticking points to force this through with Sporting’s director.

What a petty mfer lol

He said he would strike and didn't report for training.

I think hink that's fair enough.

Gyokeres allegedly had to forfeit a month salary 330k as a fine as one of the sticking points to force this through with Sporting’s director.

What a petty mfer lol

Arsenal red

How red was his chest?

Aye fuck Isak

He has legs like the robin in my garden

Personally I'm on Team Fuck Isak now. All these muppets had their chance and Viktor was the one to grab it with both hands.

Gaby with a y is Jesus for me. Big Gabi and Little Gabi are Magalhães and Martinelli respectively. But you knew who I meant :)

According to Romano, Isak wants to go to Liverpool.

Come on, you know we’re getting Eze, Isak and Rodrygo now.

Which Gaby? We have three.

According to Romano, Isak wants to go to Liverpool.

The only disappointment is that Berta didn’t have a word with Jesus. There’s rumours he’s touting Gaby to interested clubs in Brasil!

The only disappointment is that Berta didn’t have a word with Jesus. There’s rumours he’s touting Gaby to interested clubs in Brasil!

I think there’s a lot more to Eze’s game than dead ball expertise. He’s a disruptor, creative in his own way. He does run well with the ball, more erratic than Leao’s elegant gait, but effective nonet...

I think there’s a lot more to Eze’s game than dead ball expertise. He’s a disruptor, creative in his own way. He does run well with the ball, more erratic than Leao’s elegant gait, but effective nonet...

Personally I'm on Team Fuck Isak now. All these muppets had their chance and Viktor was the one to grab it with both hands.

Personally I'm on Team Fuck Isak now. All these muppets had their chance and Viktor was the one to grab it with both hands.

Come on, you know we’re getting Eze, Isak and Rodrygo now.

Come on, you know we’re getting Eze, Isak and Rodrygo now.

What Eze does clearly give you is dead ball expertise but it's debatable that we need that.

Leao statistically is clearly the guy you want in a direct 1v1 dribbler with end product.

I was questioning the Eze stuff, because there is no way we are getting Isak after the outlay we've already made.

I'm just playing the role of aggregator but...

The report by BBC journalists Bobbie Jackson and Sami Mokbel states that most Premier League clubs are unable to match Newcastle's estimated £130million...

Source?

"Arsenal have interest in Xavi Simons but they have a clear preference for Eze"

"Eze has told his friends that he is joining Arsenal"

"Arsenal are one of only a handful of clubs with the budget to c...

Forest ballot extended until Tues due to the issues earlier.

Who do you think it’ll be? Someone literally and figuratively from leftfield?

Even in the friendly it’s the way he shapes up the urgency and fluidity of his running with the ball and getting shots off quickly. But I’d be more than happy with Eze.

I hope we get another forward for that left side, but I don't think it will be one of them.

I feel like I always catch Leao on an off day. Never been super impressed with him.

My preferences for the final signing

1. Leao
2. Eze
3. Lookman
4. Rodrygo

I'm not considering Isak, too expensive, but I hope Liverpool don't get him, in fact I hope he stays at Newcastle.

My preferences for the final signing

1. Leao
2. Eze
3. Lookman
4. Rodrygo

I'm not considering Isak, too expensive, but I hope Liverpool don't get him, in fact I hope he stays at Newcastle.

More on Viktor Gyokeres’ move to Arsenal. Package is €63.5m fixed and €10m in add-ons, as revealed earlier this month.

Understand breakdown of the add-ons are:
- Every 20 games (45’+): €1.25m, up to ...

https://x.com/JacobsBen/status/1948710121212711389

He sounds like a pro bug killer. Be good if he unceremoniously swatted various buzzy little fuckers like...Silva, Doku or I dunno, Elliot?

Get your bets in early, before the Old Trafford hat trick.

Interested to see the Golden Boot odds once Gyokeres is official

100% agree. To me, signing Mosquera showed me the understanding of what's needed. A fair few have said that Ben White and Timber could cover at CB, quite a few "football experts" as well who do intric...

I've given up trying. Feels pointless having Silver membership and getting little in return.

Really need a link to this South Park episode.

You mean like everyone laughing at us because we won't do the one thing like sign a striker that is obvious to everyone else in the world? But then when we actually do that we are just copying another...

Really need a link to this South Park episode.

Blimey! Can nearly see his agent's balls in those pants.

Some sneaky bastard whipped out their phone so fast that the photo turned out so blurry. But you can still tell that's obviously our away kit 😅

Blimey! Can nearly see his agent's balls in those pants.

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1948767032561861036?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

I know my reputation on here precedes me where certain camps are concerned but I am not among the perennially dissatisfied cohorts of this fanbase... at least not the more extreme ones.

Find it absol...

Also, I've seen various reports that Mosquera is anywhere from 6'1" to 6'3". From what I can see, if he's anything shy of 6'4" I'd be very surprised. He has that countenance of a big CB, with the tele...

Akin to the Haaland signing how? As a centre-forward scoring a goal a game in his first season leading City to a treble? Or the second season where he disrupted their play?

It's the idea that he's cribbing from the Guardiola playbook and running out of ideas.

If we sign Isak, we kill Diawara

It's wrapped, sealed, done.....just not delivered yet.

Has he signed signed? Is it official official? Or are we still at the “all parties have agreed that they will sign da ting soon”?

Akin to the Haaland signing how? As a centre-forward scoring a goal a game in his first season leading City to a treble? Or the second season where he disrupted their play?

You can rest assured the topic will not come up! But it would be funny to watch a woman’s face as I tried to explain the thrill.
“See, there is this football (you know, soccer) chat room thing calle...

https://x.com/B2AFC_/status/1948690359116058848

Heh!

I know my reputation on here precedes me where certain camps are concerned but I am not among the perennially dissatisfied cohorts of this fanbase... at least not the more extreme ones.

Find it absol...

I know my reputation on here precedes me where certain camps are concerned but I am not among the perennially dissatisfied cohorts of this fanbase... at least not the more extreme ones.

Find it absol...

I doubt they'll pull out of the Gyokeres deal now, it seems like he was Berta's preference all along.

Feels a long way from going to a portacabin outside the northbank for tickets

Wonder which Scot will take on Janey Godley's mantle of holding up a sign to 'welcome' a certain president to Scotland

The two tickets I am linked with always show as ineligible for the process when I try to add them. As does mine when I navigate to that page. It's very frustrating. Will probably give it up next seaso...

You’ve contributed to the purchase of Gyokeres

I've given up trying. Feels pointless having Silver membership and getting little in return.

But it's worse, now I can't even apply!

I've given up trying. Feels pointless having Silver membership and getting little in return.

Arsenal taking the piss again. Not able to apply for the ballot yet, instead they say 'you have been unsucessful', heh, for the ballot that has just opened and is not close yet. WTF?

When you consider he asked for the number 14 shirt then he clearly has the confidence he can do justice to the history that goes with that number

You realise you’re going to have to report back on how the dates went

Not going to lie, I'm really anticipating the promo stuff more than I should.

All this Isak stuff is doing is lighting a bigger fire under Big Vik to come in and shut all the critics up. I cannot wait for that signing video. This man is going to score goals.

“Boy you really do love talking about asses, or arses or whatever you weirdo. And why does your shirt say Fly Emirates? Say some more about asses though…”

Arse. Get Isak as well. Win everything and recoup with all the prize money and endorsements

Not unless she likes…..

Oh.

I’ll leave it there

First arse and a threesome? :-O

Of course. But I wouldn’t want the hot woman to know.

“no way it would ever be be because you know, I don’t really give a shit”

Of course you do…..we all do, except we try not to show in the face of cyborg Bruce

You can rest assured the topic will not come up! But it would be funny to watch a woman’s face as I tried to explain the thrill.
“See, there is this football (you know, soccer) chat room thing calle...

Well in glc
Well in twice, so it would seem. Will you tell them how the match up coincided with your virgin first arse.

I beg to differ

We can all concentrating on losing our shit when we finish at Old Trafford

How fantastic is the feeling that with well over a month of the window left , and with our most important business done, we can now sit back and watch other supporters tear themselves apart over playe...

Managed to lose a credit card this morning…..what a fucking palaver notifying the provider and then changing all the subscriptions that I have set up that need changing to another card

Haha! You never forget your first! 😂

It's a pain in the arse but it's better than losing a wallet full of cash, I suppose.

Why, was he only on loan? Thought we'd sold him.

Why, was he only on loan? Thought we'd sold him.

Managed to lose a credit card this morning…..what a fucking palaver notifying the provider and then changing all the subscriptions that I have set up that need changing to another card

Why, was he only on loan? Thought we'd sold him.

Not sure about that but it's been good so far.

Nketiah right about now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k

Eze or not, I think we are already the winners of this particular transfer window, hands down.

Would be the absolute cherry on top of we do get him. 🤌

No Fergie this time to bring him to man utd

Sounds like their Robin Van Persie moment.

A balanced comment on one of their blogs, although I don’t imagine that a lot will be so considered

“He, like others, wanted to see the club and its Saudi owners show more ambition, not just talk ab...

Is that the new away kit?

https://x.com/B2AFC_/status/1948690359116058848

Heh!

https://x.com/B2AFC_/status/1948690359116058848

Heh!

https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1948689753307500586

#Ornybomba

If we bring in a player of Eze's profile and adaptability to cap things off, you can't be too churlish about this window. We will have done slightly more than most hoped for, in fact... We were never ...

Gyok apparently wearing #14

Let the games begin!

Gyok apparently wearing #14

Let the games begin!

Agreed

Eddie Howe is an intolerable fat dickhead.

Also, Newcastle fans deserve fuck all. The best thing I can say about Newcastle fans is that they're not Liverpool fans.

Gyok apparently wearing #14

Let the games begin!

Howe has always been a nothing manager in my book. The one PL manager who really gets on my nerve is the Brighton cunt. I really want us to smash his team home and away this coming season.

Agreed

Eddie Howe is an intolerable fat dickhead.

Also, Newcastle fans deserve fuck all. The best thing I can say about Newcastle fans is that they're not Liverpool fans.

I loved Podolski. Well in GL

That's a very balanced comment, with one exception "we could create the squad that Eddie Howe and the fans deserved to have" - Eddie Howe doesn't deserve anything other than two black eyes, the man's ...

That's a very balanced comment, with one exception "we could create the squad that Eddie Howe and the fans deserved to have" - Eddie Howe doesn't deserve anything other than two black eyes, the man's ...

That's a very balanced comment, with one exception "we could create the squad that Eddie Howe and the fans deserved to have" - Eddie Howe doesn't deserve anything other than two black eyes, the man's ...

In that case Isak can't be angling for a move here. If Gyokeres has signed we're not due to buy another striker until 2030.

A balanced comment on one of their blogs, although I don’t imagine that a lot will be so considered

“He, like others, wanted to see the club and its Saudi owners show more ambition, not just talk ab...

Nah Gyok is done and dusted.

Yeah I'm sure someone will have coontlisted him or whichever way the pronounce it over there.

Just imagine the Swedish dressing room if Isak derails Gyok's move to Arsenal. Scenes.

I wonder if they have cuntlisted Isak yet on the Geordieblog fora?? @Ollie

https://youtu.be/-RNG_tTXXcg?si=UQIbh-zNJo5lwyAP

Isak fluttering his eyelashes at anyone now...

That's a niche product isn't it

Not something you can get on go compare

They will also have the insurance payout on Jota.

From The Graun this morning

'last season’s title was based largely on the form of Mohamed Salah; Liverpool’s 41 goals conceded is the most by a champion side since United in 2012-13'

Though maybe Liverpool will flog Diaz and go get Isak. Cunts

Great going forward but defensively certainly not as good as we are

Isak one is strange, he's gone and got itchy feet at sight of us and Pool buying strikers.
Surely it's only PSG or Barca he can go to .. if he fooks off to Saudi, there's nothing about him .
No way ca...

I'd sell Havertz to make room for him

I just watched the compilation of his UCL goals. I can’t wait to see him smashing them in for us with venom. It is going to make it extra satisfying. Like when Podolski would do that from time to time...

Why go out for a burger when you can have steak hache at home ;p

Oh yeah.
I watched 15 minutes of the English-language remake but no thanks

Hopefully they all start arguing like crazy and it culminates in a knife fight in the dressing room

Mosquera sounds like a good guy. Maybe not the calibre of Huisjen but if he’s happy to be a squad player then it’s good depth. Will we keep Kiwior too?

If Isak goes to Liverpool I think that pretty m...

Mosquera sounds like a good guy. Maybe not the calibre of Huisjen but if he’s happy to be a squad player then it’s good depth. Will we keep Kiwior too?

If Isak goes to Liverpool I think that pretty m...

Mosquera sounds like a good guy. Maybe not the calibre of Huisjen but if he’s happy to be a squad player then it’s good depth. Will we keep Kiwior too?

If Isak goes to Liverpool I think that pretty m...

Dentist?

Mustn't grumble. Hot and sweaty. Nikette #2 is home from uni in the Netherlands for the summer. Out to a gig tonight!

How's stuff, nik?

Well in GL.
You can have Gyokeres and Eze, or you can have Isak.
I’d take Isak

I had a bad toothache over the last two days but it seems to finally be subsiding. Yesterday was extremely painful.

Arse. Well in GL.

Morning all.

Have we signed Eze yet?

Well in GL!
Yaay
Well curious Blogs
Guillaume from Bureau des Legends? What a guy.

Well in GL!
Yaay
Well curious Blogs
Guillaume from Bureau des Legends? What a guy.

I watched one where he was insisting his transfer had to be Arsenal and no one else until I realized it was all AI bullcrap. 😂 You can't even believe anything you see with your own eyes anymore. S...

where the fuck will isak be going?

Off to see the Botanic Gardens

I also just “matched” with 2 very attractive ladies who agreed to meet me for coffee or a drink on a dating app I just signed up for. As in, out of my league. I better buy a Lotto ticket pronto!

I also just “matched” with 2 very attractive ladies who agreed to meet me for coffee or a drink on a dating app I just signed up for. As in, out of my league. I better buy a Lotto ticket pronto!

I watched all the Gyokeres interviews and documentaries at this point and I’m amped up at this point. I feel real good about this signing- the mentality just exactly what we need.

Almost afternoon is correct, Gooder

I love to see first arse cherries getting popped, don't you?

I watched all the Gyokeres interviews and documentaries at this point and I’m amped up at this point. I feel real good about this signing- the mentality just exactly what we need.

I also just “matched” with 2 very attractive ladies who agreed to meet me for coffee or a drink on a dating app I just signed up for. As in, out of my league. I better buy a Lotto ticket pronto!

Off to see the Botanic Gardens

Yeah man, I love it.

Enjoying the weather over here, Blogs?

Well in GL

Mid-morning!

I watched all the Gyokeres interviews and documentaries at this point and I’m amped up at this point. I feel real good about this signing- the mentality just exactly what we need.

Arse!
Well in, GL! tis real life indeed. My brother visited Antarctica last year to complete his set of all 7 continents. Lucky bastard... Loves mentioning it though 😂

Good morning MG or... alm...

Arse

Arse!
Well in, GL! tis real life indeed. My brother visited Antarctica last year to complete his set of all 7 continents. Lucky bastard... Loves mentioning it though 😂

Good morning MG or... alm...

Thanks MG! I may not ever visit all 7 continents but this MF is checked off the bucket list!

Well in GL!

Holy shit!