The Arses - 8/2/2025

arseblog1 @ 01:13 | Jul 24, 2025

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mrswoo @ 00:05 | Jul 24, 2025

I expect you've been chattering about this. They talk of little else in Barnsley

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c628yqmv8glo

dennis_b10 @ 21:36 | Jul 23, 2025

Would be great to avenge the WC final loss.

northbankfc @ 21:34 | Jul 23, 2025

Zubimendi
I didn't realise
Seeing him in Arsenal colours and just that little cameo
We've got our Xavi (the Barca one!)

collibosher @ 21:33 | Jul 23, 2025

At least England shouldn't be scared.

hazza @ 21:32 | Jul 23, 2025

Spain through to face The Lionesses...

myleftwingfoot @ 21:32 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to dennis_b10:

Terrible crossing. Worse than England yesterday.

And they were all offside.

dennis_b10 @ 21:31 | Jul 23, 2025

Terrible crossing. Worse than England yesterday.

dennis_b10 @ 21:28 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Yeah, very poor. Pointing to her right instead of covering her near post

Thought for all the money in the world it was going to be another shit cross.

hazza @ 21:27 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to dennis_b10:

Keeper should not have let that one sneak inside.

Yeah, very poor. Pointing to her right instead of covering her near post

myleftwingfoot @ 21:25 | Jul 23, 2025

Germany has had more than enough chances to win this.

hazza @ 21:24 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to salaar:

Mourinho looks a bit fucked off about it

Heh

collibosher @ 21:24 | Jul 23, 2025

Not good goalkeeping though.

salaar @ 21:24 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Great goal from Spain!

Bonmati...

Mourinho looks a bit fucked off about it

dennis_b10 @ 21:24 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Great goal from Spain!

Bonmati...

Keeper should not have let that one sneak inside.

hazza @ 21:24 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Great goal from Spain!

Bonmati...

Oops... Aitana

hazza @ 21:23 | Jul 23, 2025

Great goal from Spain!

Bonmati...

myleftwingfoot @ 21:23 | Jul 23, 2025

Fuck that.

dennis_b10 @ 21:22 | Jul 23, 2025

Spain score

bassarse @ 21:22 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Heh... Germany's #6 is called Minge...

Her father is Herr Minge.

hazza @ 21:17 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to northbankfc:

Tbh, I'd rather have Leao. There's a clip doing the rounds of him and Declan chatting at length with mouth covered, before the start of the second half. Let it be so, he's a different class.

Doesn't track back enough... Will fail one of the non-negotiatiables!

hazza @ 21:16 | Jul 23, 2025

Heh... Germany's #6 is called Minge...

myleftwingfoot @ 21:12 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to dennis_b10:

Ref is not helping. That was not a foul and she was clean through.

Indeed, Spain was lucky there.

dennis_b10 @ 21:11 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to myleftwingfoot:

What has Germany got against winning this?

Ref is not helping. That was not a foul and she was clean through.

myleftwingfoot @ 20:58 | Jul 23, 2025

What has Germany got against winning this?

dennis_b10 @ 20:52 | Jul 23, 2025

Extra time. Then zee Germans win on pens.

myleftwingfoot @ 20:51 | Jul 23, 2025

Fucks sake, Germany.

dennis_b10 @ 20:10 | Jul 23, 2025

Arse

Well in Goldie. Greetings Arsemates.

I don't think the England lasses will be too worried about facing either of these semi-finalists. Bit of a yawn fest, if I'm honest.

myleftwingfoot @ 19:51 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to optimist:

Hehe i think it was an evening match and I think they stayed overnight at the hotel across the street, either that or they used the hotel as a base before the game? Either way they were all there. My ...

Wow, what an experience! Lucky you were there and not down at the uni bar.

optimist @ 19:37 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to myleftwingfoot:

What were they all doing at Coventry Uni?

Hehe i think it was an evening match and I think they stayed overnight at the hotel across the street, either that or they used the hotel as a base before the game? Either way they were all there. My mate came running into my room shouting ‘the whole team are outside’ and they were just sauntering back from looking at the ruins of the old cathedral.
Literally the whole team wandering down the road and only two or three people had noticed. I remember realising just how tall the squad was.

myleftwingfoot @ 19:33 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to optimist:

I can’t say I ‘met’ them but in 1998 I was at Cov uni when the entire team walked past our halls. I ran out and got my shirt signed by Sir Dennis, Saint Patrick, Dixon, Keown, Seaman, Petit, Parlour, ...

What were they all doing at Coventry Uni?

optimist @ 19:33 | Jul 23, 2025

The best thing about that day was that I was wearing the shirt at the time so all these legends kind of wrote on me lol
I was 18 and we were champions, I was in absolute heaven and buzzing for days

myleftwingfoot @ 19:32 | Jul 23, 2025

Germany getting chances.

brucelee4ever @ 19:31 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to optimist:

I can’t say I ‘met’ them but in 1998 I was at Cov uni when the entire team walked past our halls. I ran out and got my shirt signed by Sir Dennis, Saint Patrick, Dixon, Keown, Seaman, Petit, Parlour, ...

☹️

brucelee4ever @ 19:30 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to thecar2n:

If you could meet (have met) any arsenal player current or past, who would that be?

Wright or Adams.

optimist @ 19:30 | Jul 23, 2025

I can’t say I ‘met’ them but in 1998 I was at Cov uni when the entire team walked past our halls. I ran out and got my shirt signed by Sir Dennis, Saint Patrick, Dixon, Keown, Seaman, Petit, Parlour, Overmars, Anelka.

I wore it so many times my mum washed it and the signatures washed out

chrism @ 19:06 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to thecar2n:

If you could meet (have met) any arsenal player current or past, who would that be?

Dennis Bergkamp. The best player I have seen in the red and white. Not only was he a great player himself, he made those around him better. And if you don't believe me you only have to ask Thierry Henry who was the best player he played with.

thecar2n @ 18:59 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to thecar2n:

😇🚗🌞

My favorite player of the post-Highbury Arsenal. That performance against ¢iteh was like the Hobbit VS the Uruk-hai. Heh

thecar2n @ 18:57 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to gooder:

depends what you're in the mood for. To simply soak in the aura of greatness and intelligence, Bergkamp.

To have an enlightening and heart-warming conversation on pretty much anything, Wrighty

but ...

😇🚗🌞

gooder @ 18:56 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to thecar2n:

If you could meet (have met) any arsenal player current or past, who would that be?

depends what you're in the mood for. To simply soak in the aura of greatness and intelligence, Bergkamp.

To have an enlightening and heart-warming conversation on pretty much anything, Wrighty

but since no one mentioned it yet, I might go with the third option of having just a good ole hilarious time with Santi.

thecar2n @ 18:43 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Sir Dennis or Patrick or Thierry or... Bukayo or... Any of them!

Good call. After Wrighty, tie between God and the King. Of the current squad, Bukayo. Tiny Toons first Arsenal kit is Saka - nuff said.

collibosher @ 18:42 | Jul 23, 2025

Lovely mickey-take of the incel women's football hater from the Daily Mash: https://tinyurl.com/5n96s67y

thecar2n @ 18:41 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to goldsoundz:

Would have to be Wrighty just because the person he is. Seems like you could have endless engaging conversations about any number of topics football and beyond.

Wright for me as well. Growing up in SA on the cusp of the post-apartheid era, one of the "things" that drew me into Arsenal as a kid was the multiculturalism that I was experiencing as kids of color where allowed into our schools. First it was the '89 win at Anfield but, soon after it was the theatrics of Wrighty. I can only imagine now how my (apartheid indoctrinated) teachers winced when I scored a goal and mimicked his celebrations exclaiming: "Ian Wright shoots and scores".

On top of that, like you say, such an engaging character. How he mentors the young players, takes a stand for the womens game. Class.

northbankfc @ 18:38 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Hush. NB will want him too.

Tbh, I'd rather have Leao. There's a clip doing the rounds of him and Declan chatting at length with mouth covered, before the start of the second half. Let it be so, he's a different class.

myleftwingfoot @ 18:37 | Jul 23, 2025

David Seaman always seems chilled out in his interviews, and you'll probably have a laugh with him.

hazza @ 18:34 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to thecar2n:

If you could meet (have met) any arsenal player current or past, who would that be?

Sir Dennis or Patrick or Thierry or... Bukayo or... Any of them!

goldsoundz @ 18:34 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to thecar2n:

If you could meet (have met) any arsenal player current or past, who would that be?

Would have to be Wrighty just because the person he is. Seems like you could have endless engaging conversations about any number of topics football and beyond.

myleftwingfoot @ 18:34 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to thecar2n:

If you could meet (have met) any arsenal player current or past, who would that be?

Bergkamp.

thecar2n @ 18:33 | Jul 23, 2025

If you could meet (have met) any arsenal player current or past, who would that be?

thecar2n @ 18:32 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to myleftwingfoot:

Not me, but Ollie, who posts here, had a less-than-pleasant experience meeting him.

😕

myleftwingfoot @ 18:29 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to thecar2n:

I'm guessing you had the displeasure of, er, meeting him?

Not me, but Ollie, who posts here, had a less-than-pleasant experience meeting him.

thecar2n @ 18:26 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to myleftwingfoot:

And not a very nice person to meet, er, in person.

I'm guessing you had the displeasure of, er, meeting him?

myleftwingfoot @ 18:24 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to thecar2n:

Only to become a bellend pro-Chav pundit heh.

And not a very nice person to meet, er, in person.

thecar2n @ 18:22 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to optimist:

We are still in the hunt for Sesko btw. Until the Gyokeres deal is done and dusted… which it ain’t.
I remember Petit going to see spurs, asking for taxi money and coming to sign for us.

Only to become a bellend pro-Chav pundit heh.

optimist @ 18:21 | Jul 23, 2025

We are still in the hunt for Sesko btw. Until the Gyokeres deal is done and dusted… which it ain’t.
I remember Petit going to see spurs, asking for taxi money and coming to sign for us.

thecar2n @ 18:19 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to thecar2n:

I know we were purring about her last night but this goal... Ooofff!

https://youtu.be/oTxoLEAAfgE?si=-WcnKFwRF-nrF6jv

ffwd to 3:45 ish

thecar2n @ 18:17 | Jul 23, 2025

I know we were purring about her last night but this goal... Ooofff!

https://youtu.be/oTxoLEAAfgE?si=-WcnKFwRF-nrF6jv

goldsoundz @ 18:02 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Heh... Apparently Disgustingly Sweet Energy Drink Leipzig cunts have reduced their asking for Šeško to £60.6m....

And United allegedly leading that charge for Sesko now

thecar2n @ 18:01 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to goldsoundz:

His skill and tekkers is obvious but he just has zero confidence and personality. If he had MLS's intangibles he'd be a world beater.

There was time where he was spoken of in higher esteem than Sancho and Saka (when he was loaned out to the Bundesliga)

goldsoundz @ 18:00 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to citizenerased1:

Check X for comments on today's game

Lots of people talking about how great Nelson is. Better than Martinelli.

Sure is pre season out there.

His skill and tekkers is obvious but he just has zero confidence and personality. If he had MLS's intangibles he'd be a world beater.

thecar2n @ 18:00 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

That didn't turn out well at all.

Wengwr retired, Unai happened and, after Unai fucked out, Arteta pivoted from paying senior players a huge premium to reducing the squad average age.

Which is a long-winded way of saying; we probably stopped playing to Aubameyang & Laccazettes strengths

optimist @ 17:59 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Never look at Twitter.

'Tis a silly place.

It’s only a model

optimist @ 17:58 | Jul 23, 2025

Finally got my shit together and bought the family tickets for the friendly v Villareal
£144 well spent

bassarse @ 17:52 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

To be fair, it was alright initially. Was towards the end when it all went to shit.

Gyok and Sesko could be different. In a good way.

Not for me, Clive.

mrswoo @ 17:51 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to chrism:

I've never understood why people are so quick to say we should get rid of him.

me neither - he saved our bacon a number of times last season.

malaisegooner @ 17:42 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

That didn't turn out well at all.

To be fair, it was alright initially. Was towards the end when it all went to shit.

Gyok and Sesko could be different. In a good way.

bassarse @ 17:29 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

Get Sesko in January.

It'll be like signing Aubameyang 6 months after signing Lacazette innit 😉

That didn't turn out well at all.

malaisegooner @ 17:18 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to gooder:

heh, I'm pretty sure that's already been established.

Now we should turn the tables on Leipzig and take the piss out of them. tell them to drop another £20m and we'll take him... as our backup strik...

Get Sesko in January.

It'll be like signing Aubameyang 6 months after signing Lacazette innit 😉

gooder @ 16:32 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Hush. NB will want him too.

heh, I'm pretty sure that's already been established.

Now we should turn the tables on Leipzig and take the piss out of them. tell them to drop another £20m and we'll take him... as our backup striker. 😂

bassarse @ 16:27 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to citizenerased1:

Check X for comments on today's game

Lots of people talking about how great Nelson is. Better than Martinelli.

Sure is pre season out there.

Never look at Twitter.

'Tis a silly place.

citizenerased1 @ 16:20 | Jul 23, 2025

Check X for comments on today's game

Lots of people talking about how great Nelson is. Better than Martinelli.

Sure is pre season out there.

bassarse @ 16:13 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Heh... Apparently Disgustingly Sweet Energy Drink Leipzig cunts have reduced their asking for Šeško to £60.6m....

Hush. NB will want him too.

malaisegooner @ 15:56 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Bob...

😎

hazza @ 15:53 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

Marli?

Bob...

malaisegooner @ 15:52 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Heh... Apparently Disgustingly Sweet Energy Drink Leipzig cunts have reduced their asking for Šeško to £60.6m....

Too late for that shit.

That'll learn 'em!

malaisegooner @ 15:49 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Salmon for pescatarians

Marli?

hazza @ 15:48 | Jul 23, 2025

Heh... Apparently Disgustingly Sweet Energy Drink Leipzig cunts have reduced their asking for Šeško to £60.6m....

malaisegooner @ 15:42 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to goldsoundz:

Me after leaving that first arse...

https://images.rapgenius.com/8b6ea7f3a5ae83cbffc34853391eed3b.656x480x50.gif

Heh..

Glorious!!

malaisegooner @ 15:40 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to hazza:

We won the match 1-0 after 90 mins, but then lost 6-5 in the resulting pelanty shootout....

Arteta Out!

ollie @ 15:39 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Who cares... We won a trophy!

Tottenham in disguise....

hazza @ 15:20 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to pip:

So you're saying it was a draw?

Who cares... We won a trophy!

gooder @ 15:18 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Why was there penalties?

They'd watched the women's England vs Sweden penalty shootout and... 🤔

catfishstgermain @ 15:16 | Jul 23, 2025

Pre-season banter. All the rage.

kleinfeld @ 15:15 | Jul 23, 2025

Why was there penalties?

catfishstgermain @ 15:03 | Jul 23, 2025

Lovely Max Dowman penalty though

Poor Salmon with an absolute CBs pen, which makes me think he's probably really good too.

philmar @ 15:01 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to pip:

So you're saying it was a draw?

In the case of a draw then the pre-game coin toss should be used as the tie breaker IMO

pip @ 14:57 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to hazza:

We won the match 1-0 after 90 mins, but then lost 6-5 in the resulting pelanty shootout....

So you're saying it was a draw?

hazza @ 14:50 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

Did we win?

We won the match 1-0 after 90 mins, but then lost 6-5 in the resulting pelanty shootout....

goldsoundz @ 14:40 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

Well in Goldz! Congratulations!

Me after leaving that first arse...

https://images.rapgenius.com/8b6ea7f3a5ae83cbffc34853391eed3b.656x480x50.gif

bassarse @ 14:40 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to pip:

It's one or the other. No nuance required please

Relegation beckons.

pip @ 14:39 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to catfishstgermain:

Treble or we riot (we looked sharp, could do withn signing a striker)

Ornstein saying we're in contract talks with Saliba, sounds fairly positive basically 'I want to stay but i'm well good so pay me...

This is good news

catfishstgermain @ 14:39 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to pip:

Had a meeting during it which did not help really. Are we going to win the league based on the performance or are we doomed?

Treble or we riot (we looked sharp, could do withn signing a striker)

Ornstein saying we're in contract talks with Saliba, sounds fairly positive basically 'I want to stay but i'm well good so pay me'

malaisegooner @ 14:37 | Jul 23, 2025

Did we win?

malaisegooner @ 14:37 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to goldsoundz:

First and probably only one for the rest of my life 🏆

Well in Goldz! Congratulations!

pip @ 14:33 | Jul 23, 2025

It's one or the other. No nuance required please

pip @ 14:32 | Jul 23, 2025

Had a meeting during it which did not help really. Are we going to win the league based on the performance or are we doomed?

gooder @ 14:09 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to pip:

Games while you are at work are weird

Games while you are at work are ~~weird~~ the norm... 🤫 don't tell the boss, ha ha. (pretty much all Champions League games are afternoon games for me)

goldsoundz @ 14:07 | Jul 23, 2025

Reiss continues to show he is a skilled player but with zero self confidence- such a mental thing with him that I don't think will ever be resolved.

gooder @ 14:06 | Jul 23, 2025

good day everyone, particularly our Asian and Oceania friends taking in the tour.

How'd we do? Not half bad by the sounds of it. Still need a striker... [looks to glowing horizon]

iclass @ 13:54 | Jul 23, 2025

Defence looked solid, Dowman looks a real prospect and Kepa looks useful against penalties

The year 8 kid they had in goal was quite a talent. Was probably past his bedtime when it finally finished

lukas @ 13:45 | Jul 23, 2025

Milan win the penalty shootout, good for them

lukas @ 13:43 | Jul 23, 2025

Someone's kid just scored for us, great penalty

chrism @ 13:43 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to lukas:

I think it's more that he's one of the players we can make a bit of money on and we probably do need to sell

"Probably"? I'll let the board deal with that, until such time as we have to sell him to balance the books he's a solid keep for me.

lukas @ 13:41 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to chrism:

I've never understood why people are so quick to say we should get rid of him.

I think it's more that he's one of the players we can make a bit of money on and we probably do need to sell

chrism @ 13:40 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to iq_3:

Trossard looked dangerous

maybe we should keep?

I've never understood why people are so quick to say we should get rid of him.

lukas @ 13:40 | Jul 23, 2025

Lovely penalty Dowman

lukas @ 13:39 | Jul 23, 2025

Another good save Kepa. 2-2

lukas @ 13:38 | Jul 23, 2025

Kiwior misses

lukas @ 13:38 | Jul 23, 2025

Another top save from Kepa

lukas @ 13:37 | Jul 23, 2025

Nelson lets himself and his family down

iq_3 @ 13:35 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to iq_3:

Øfe miss (well saved by this young keeper)

*Øde

Swap with Kepa?

lukas @ 13:35 | Jul 23, 2025

Nice save Kepa

bassarse @ 13:34 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to iq_3:

Trossard looked dangerous

maybe we should keep?

I wouldn't base any judgements on a friendly or two.

iq_3 @ 13:34 | Jul 23, 2025

Øfe miss (well saved by this young keeper)

bassarse @ 13:34 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to lukas:

Terrible penalty by Ødegaard

Bad penalty taking is the new Belgium.

lukas @ 13:33 | Jul 23, 2025

Terrible penalty by Ødegaard

iq_3 @ 13:32 | Jul 23, 2025

Trossard looked dangerous

maybe we should keep?

lukas @ 13:29 | Jul 23, 2025

Now comes the penalty shootout

lukas @ 13:28 | Jul 23, 2025

1-0 final score. Goal to Saka.

iq_3 @ 13:27 | Jul 23, 2025

There your keeper keeping it respectable.

lukas @ 13:26 | Jul 23, 2025

Really nice play from Nelson

lukas @ 13:26 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to chrism:

Is it fair to say we've been all over them? Sounds like it from the bits and pieces I've picked up.

Yes, but we're struggling to score. Although their young goalkeeper has made some great saves

chrism @ 13:24 | Jul 23, 2025

Is it fair to say we've been all over them? Sounds like it from the bits and pieces I've picked up.

lukas @ 13:24 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to pip:

Games while you are at work are weird

It's making work more bearable

lukas @ 13:24 | Jul 23, 2025

Dowman looks confident on the ball, early days but he looks like he could make the step up like Nwaneri and Lewis Skelly sooner rather than later.

pip @ 13:23 | Jul 23, 2025

Games while you are at work are weird

iq_3 @ 13:18 | Jul 23, 2025

Whooosh.....(Trossard)

lukas @ 13:17 | Jul 23, 2025

Great shot Trossard. Another good save

iq_3 @ 13:16 | Jul 23, 2025

Arsenal 18 shots
Milano 2 shots

iq_3 @ 13:11 | Jul 23, 2025

What a save!

iq_3 @ 12:57 | Jul 23, 2025

Max Dowman coming on

lukas @ 12:56 | Jul 23, 2025

All the kids are coming on

bassarse @ 12:54 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to iq_3:

poor headed attempt from Kai

He's had almost no football in over five months.

lukas @ 12:53 | Jul 23, 2025

Looking forward to getting our new striker

iq_3 @ 12:52 | Jul 23, 2025

poor headed attempt from Kai

lukas @ 12:50 | Jul 23, 2025

Looked on anyway

hazza @ 12:49 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to iq_3:

might be offside?

No VAR...

iq_3 @ 12:48 | Jul 23, 2025

might be offside?

hazza @ 12:48 | Jul 23, 2025

Gooooal!

lukas @ 12:47 | Jul 23, 2025

Saka

iq_3 @ 12:47 | Jul 23, 2025

has Zubi touched tha ball yet?

lukas @ 12:47 | Jul 23, 2025

Goooaaaaal

iq_3 @ 12:46 | Jul 23, 2025

Haha.......

Saliba robs Loftus-Cheek

iq_3 @ 12:45 | Jul 23, 2025

...that Leoweb(sic) looks a handful

hazza @ 12:42 | Jul 23, 2025

Whole host of changes at HT...

lukas @ 12:39 | Jul 23, 2025

Half time music is utter shite

iq_3 @ 12:39 | Jul 23, 2025

5 changes....Zubi on

iclass @ 12:37 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to iq_3:

👍

(both links can 'hang' but they always seem to restart immediately with a browser refresh)

So far it’s been faultless

goldsoundz @ 12:33 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to iclass:

I wonder if we can do a Fforest Gump on him at our place. Whenever he gets in that sort of attacking position, everyone in the stands needs to shout together “ Look Up “

I think there are some things we learned about finding ways to make Walcott effective that we could apply to Martinelli... more 1-2s and runs behind.

iq_3 @ 12:31 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Thanks for this

👍

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iclass @ 12:30 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to goldsoundz:

Zero chance Martinelli will ever "look up" at this point in his career. Love the kid but it is odd to see it at this elite level.

I wonder if we can do a Fforest Gump on him at our place. Whenever he gets in that sort of attacking position, everyone in the stands needs to shout together “ Look Up “

iclass @ 12:28 | Jul 23, 2025

I know he gets a lot of criticism for his failure to see a final pass but he deserves credit for the immense amount of work he does covering in front of our left back

goldsoundz @ 12:26 | Jul 23, 2025

Zero chance Martinelli will ever "look up" at this point in his career. Love the kid but it is odd to see it at this elite level.

iclass @ 12:25 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to iq_3:

or

https://cdn.livetv858.me/webplayer2.php?t=alieztv&c=239208&lang=ru&eid=290927067&lid=2782054&ci=5&si=1

Thanks for this

iq_3 @ 12:22 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to catfishstgermain:

Fun half for a friendly really

Not sure playing Zinchenko is the best way to get someone to buy him mind

they MUST be only playing Zinny to hopefully catch someone's eye?

catfishstgermain @ 12:20 | Jul 23, 2025

Fun half for a friendly really

Not sure playing Zinchenko is the best way to get someone to buy him mind

iq_3 @ 12:20 | Jul 23, 2025

Martinelli should have done better (not a natural goal scorer)

hazza @ 12:19 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to catfishstgermain:

Martinelli still not a big fan of looking up eh?

He needs to change that... We'd score shed loads more if he looked around to see if others are in a better position!

catfishstgermain @ 12:18 | Jul 23, 2025

Martinelli still not a big fan of looking up eh?

lukas @ 12:14 | Jul 23, 2025

Cool to see Saka and Nwaneri on the pitch at the same time. I've missed Arsenal, the kit looks nice.

iq_3 @ 12:07 | Jul 23, 2025

Great move!.....deserved a goal for Declan (good defending)

catfishstgermain @ 12:06 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Still a little rusty, possibly?

We look really sharp. Saka and White look fully fit which feels important.

My only takeaway really. We're a lot better than Milan, who knew?

iq_3 @ 12:05 | Jul 23, 2025

Weak shot from B.

iq_3 @ 12:03 | Jul 23, 2025

Great defending from Saliba

bassarse @ 12:01 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to iq_3:

Kai still not ruthless enough!

Still a little rusty, possibly?

iq_3 @ 11:58 | Jul 23, 2025

Kai still not ruthless enough!

iq_3 @ 11:58 | Jul 23, 2025

Class from Ethan.....unlucky

iq_3 @ 11:56 | Jul 23, 2025

'kin hell Ben, you've got to hit the target there

iq_3 @ 11:53 | Jul 23, 2025

Ahh.....big Vic scores that!

iq_3 @ 11:52 | Jul 23, 2025

Ethan's new hair cut has sapped his power! (Samson?!?)

iq_3 @ 11:50 | Jul 23, 2025

Ohh Saka......should have done better with that!

iq_3 @ 11:47 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Is he up again?

Yup

bassarse @ 11:47 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to iq_3:

Martinelli down!

Is he up again?

iq_3 @ 11:46 | Jul 23, 2025

Surprisingly the stadium only looks half full?

iq_3 @ 11:44 | Jul 23, 2025

Ben White looking faster and sharper than the end of last season (when he looked a shadow)

iq_3 @ 11:41 | Jul 23, 2025

Martinelli down!

iq_3 @ 11:37 | Jul 23, 2025

Pulic playing for Milan

iq_3 @ 11:35 | Jul 23, 2025

Come on you Gunners!

Peep!

catfishstgermain @ 11:34 | Jul 23, 2025

Big Miks dyed his hair...okay with that i think. No hair transplants though, bridge too far.

iq_3 @ 11:33 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to iq_3:

Arse!

Well in goldie!

This stream might work (let me know)

https://cdn.livetv858.me/webplayer2.php?t=alieztv&c=238306&lang=ru&eid=290927067&lid=2763427&uid=1157892&fwm

or

https://cdn.livetv858.me/webplayer2.php?t=alieztv&c=239208&lang=ru&eid=290927067&lid=2782054&ci=5&si=1

iq_3 @ 11:31 | Jul 23, 2025

Arse!

Well in goldie!

This stream might work (let me know)

https://cdn.livetv858.me/webplayer2.php?t=alieztv&c=238306&lang=ru&eid=290927067&lid=2763427&uid=1157892&fwm

thw14 @ 11:25 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Chelsea apparently in for both Simons and Hato.

Which means we'll have them two years from now for around £120m.

Multi-club model? We have that at home

bassarse @ 11:20 | Jul 23, 2025

Chelsea apparently in for both Simons and Hato.

Which means we'll have them two years from now for around £120m.

goldsoundz @ 11:11 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Sesko's dad crying tears of disappointment over his ambitionless son

LOL you fucking savage

hazza @ 11:04 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Well he won’t find his way out of there for a while

Unless he knows all the shortcuts...

hazza @ 11:00 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

I think it's spelt Cristhian Mosquera. Can't get used to it

His parents had a lisp..

hazza @ 10:59 | Jul 23, 2025

Raya, White, Saliba, Calafiori, Zinchenko, Nørgaard, Rice, Nwaneri, Saka, Havertz, Martinelli

salaar @ 10:54 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Well he won’t find his way out of there for a while

He could always follow the grey path :P

iclass @ 10:37 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Sesko's dad crying tears of disappointment over his ambitionless son

I think it was probably a combination of Leipzig overvaluation and the player thinking he could push the envelope, although that’s only what was in the media

iclass @ 10:35 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to ollie:

Celebratory meat balls all around!

Salmon for pescatarians

ollie @ 10:31 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Well he won’t find his way out of there for a while

Celebratory meat balls all around!

bassarse @ 10:20 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

He's not linked to Saudi is he?

Not that I know of. But it's where everyone will end up.

kleinfeld @ 10:19 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

He's always dreamed of playing in Riyadh.

He's not linked to Saudi is he?

bassarse @ 10:17 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Sesko's dad crying tears of disappointment over his ambitionless son

He's always dreamed of playing in Riyadh.

kleinfeld @ 10:13 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to thw14:

Gyok Senior knee sliding in joy in an IKEA right now

Sesko's dad crying tears of disappointment over his ambitionless son

iclass @ 09:52 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to thw14:

Gyok Senior knee sliding in joy in an IKEA right now

Well he won’t find his way out of there for a while

thw14 @ 09:32 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to pip:

The wrong Swede
The wrong wide player
downgraded midfield
Dody Kepa
relegation looms

Another effing left back, another effing Gabriel

thw14 @ 09:28 | Jul 23, 2025

Gyok Senior knee sliding in joy in an IKEA right now

eddieritchie @ 09:06 | Jul 23, 2025

Arse.
Well in Goldie!
Well slung from Singapore Blogs.

Now for some news on the striker situation.
I'd love to see both Eze and Xavi Simons signed, especially since Chelsea appear to be hovering over Simons. He's a great player.

kleinfeld @ 08:44 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to mrswoo:

what, and edible surname ?

I think it's spelt Cristhian Mosquera. Can't get used to it

mrswoo @ 08:39 | Jul 23, 2025

old lady kills chat. As usual.

mrswoo @ 08:21 | Jul 23, 2025

Oops, that should've been who, not what.

mrswoo @ 08:19 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Rookie defender with oddly spelt forename

what, and edible surname ?

kleinfeld @ 08:00 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to pip:

The wrong Swede
The wrong wide player
downgraded midfield
Dody Kepa
relegation looms

Rookie defender with oddly spelt forename

iclass @ 07:54 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to pppontus:

They wouldn’t trigger my release clause

Pay them more

nik @ 07:44 | Jul 23, 2025

Arse!
Well in golden boy!!
Morning all!!!

goonerted @ 07:44 | Jul 23, 2025

Well in Goldz!
Can’t believe you take updates at 0300 Brucie

Enjoy the delights of Singapore

goonerted @ 07:44 | Jul 23, 2025

Well in Goldz!
Can’t believe you take updates at 0300 Brucie

Enjoy the delights of Singapore Blogs!

mrswoo @ 07:43 | Jul 23, 2025

waves @ pppontus, pip and ollie and anyone else feeling doomed*

pip @ 07:41 | Jul 23, 2025

Or dodgy

pip @ 07:41 | Jul 23, 2025

The wrong Swede
The wrong wide player
downgraded midfield
Dody Kepa
relegation looms

pip @ 07:40 | Jul 23, 2025

Permadooomed

ollie @ 07:39 | Jul 23, 2025

So, back to doomed once we've lost to AC Milan later?

mrswoo @ 07:34 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to pppontus:

They wouldn’t trigger my release clause

teehee

pppontus @ 07:22 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Have we bought the right Swede?

They wouldn’t trigger my release clause

salaar @ 07:09 | Jul 23, 2025

Well in Goldz
Brilliant
Well scrambled Blogs
Coffee time indeed

le_bob @ 07:06 | Jul 23, 2025

arse!

It's coffee time!

hazza @ 07:03 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to pppontus:

I don’t believe in time zones

Have we bought the right Swede?

pppontus @ 06:46 | Jul 23, 2025

I don’t believe in time zones

iclass @ 06:39 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to ollie:

bruce 04.39, eek maybe not so early for Bruce after all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNCxbM50eWQ

ollie @ 06:20 | Jul 23, 2025

bruce 04.39, eek maybe not so early for Bruce after all.

chrism @ 06:19 | Jul 23, 2025

Arse. Well in goldz.

Morning all.

Have we signed Eze yet?

ollie @ 06:18 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to iclass:

All your fault ollie

In France there has been a 40 per
cent rise in absenteeism in five years. Bayrou has now appealed to the French
to accept they
"do not work enough",
but his austerity plans -
- ...

Of course, sorry about that.

iclass @ 06:18 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to ollie:

Arse.
What sort of time is that for a blog? Even Bruce can't do it.
Well in goldsoundz.

No, but he had a bloody good try

ollie @ 06:17 | Jul 23, 2025

Arse.
What sort of time is that for a blog? Even Bruce can't do it.
Well in goldsoundz.

iclass @ 06:17 | Jul 23, 2025

All your fault ollie

In France there has been a 40 per
cent rise in absenteeism in five years. Bayrou has now appealed to the French
to accept they
"do not work enough",
but his austerity plans -
- which include curbs on a generous benefits system, a cap of two weeks for an arrêt maladie, or sick leave, and scrapping two public
holidays-
prompted fury on the right and left and, according to polls, are
deplored by 60 per cent of the public.

thecar2n @ 06:12 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to collibosher:

Mead also challenged for the cross, resulting in the ball being half-cleared to the Saviour of the Nation, who equalised.

She also won the penalty

iclass @ 06:06 | Jul 23, 2025

Coming back to the Arsenal has so resurrected Kelly’s career

freddieathome @ 05:56 | Jul 23, 2025

Well in gs

Earliest ever arse

collibosher @ 05:46 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to tompemb:

Morning all.
Good to see the Arsenal contribution last night.
Williamson captain, Agyemang equaliser, Mead winning pen.,
Kelly scoring, Russo tireless (imo player of the match.)
Hope everyone has a gr...

Mead also challenged for the cross, resulting in the ball being half-cleared to the Saviour of the Nation, who equalised.

iclass @ 05:43 | Jul 23, 2025

Well in gsz

FFS don’t you ever sleep Bruce

jo333 @ 05:29 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to tompemb:

Morning all.
Good to see the Arsenal contribution last night.
Williamson captain, Agyemang equaliser, Mead winning pen.,
Kelly scoring, Russo tireless (imo player of the match.)
Hope everyone has a gr...

The name Agyemang means ‘Savior of a Nation’ . A young talent there.
Another Euro final, not bad going.

hazza @ 05:27 | Jul 23, 2025

Fucking hell, don't any of you cunts sleep??

Well in Goldz, fuck off Bruce!

jo333 @ 05:27 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to gooder:

I love Arteta's persistent talk of wanting squad depth. Has he finally learned the lesson of the importance of not running your players into the ground?

Well in goldsoundz.
Yes, let’s hope Arteta has finally learnt!

I’m guessing Sporting were waiting to finalize Gyokeres’ replacement (which they did on Monday) A chap called Luis Suarez, was that right? Perhaps that was the hold up too.

tompemb @ 05:23 | Jul 23, 2025

Morning all.
Good to see the Arsenal contribution last night.
Williamson captain, Agyemang equaliser, Mead winning pen.,
Kelly scoring, Russo tireless (imo player of the match.)
Hope everyone has a great time in Singapore.

shannon_gooner @ 04:42 | Jul 23, 2025

I love the food markets in Singapore.....and the Long Bar at Raffles (*boilks* a-plenty there!)

shannon_gooner @ 04:34 | Jul 23, 2025

Early Arse and well in goldy! Morning chaps

tosvenson @ 03:16 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to goldsoundz:

First and probably only one for the rest of my life 🏆

Congrats gs…

This is probably the only chance for first arse for those of us on the east coast! I shall be on the lookout on Thursday!

Bruce, Give us a chance, will ya?

goldsoundz @ 02:52 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to arseblog1:

Well in Goldz!

First and probably only one for the rest of my life 🏆

gooder @ 02:43 | Jul 23, 2025

"No matter how I try, I’m not a plane sleeper"
Ditto. The odd time I do it's a light nap that ends up making me feel nauseous. Not a great flyer.

gooder @ 02:39 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to brucelee4ever:

Always in your thoughts, though.

Well shiny goldz

Cheers blogs

Hope you are having fun

Early early morning, team.

Heh... WTF?! I suppose computers don't need sleep, eh?

gooder @ 02:39 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to collibosher:

Too early for me, too!

Heh, late evening here, suits me just fine 😂

brucelee4ever @ 02:39 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to arseblog1:

Too early for Bruce

Always in your thoughts, though.

Well shiny goldz

Cheers blogs

Hope you are having fun

Early early morning, team.

gooder @ 02:37 | Jul 23, 2025

I love Arteta's persistent talk of wanting squad depth. Has he finally learned the lesson of the importance of not running your players into the ground?

gooder @ 02:35 | Jul 23, 2025

Arse!
Well in Goldy!
Most effective way to beat Bruce right there

collibosher @ 02:27 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to arseblog1:

Too early for Bruce

Too early for me, too!

arseblog1 @ 02:26 | Jul 23, 2025

Too early for Bruce

arseblog1 @ 02:26 | Jul 23, 2025

Reply to goldsoundz:

ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!

Well in Goldz!

goldsoundz @ 02:12 | Jul 23, 2025

ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!

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