click to leave fresh arse

https://www.reddit.com/r/ArsenalFC/s/leEzllLWFU

Aye and I'm linked to 1998 peak Denise Richards

Mark ClattenTwat said it was "soft"

Oh and Sp*rs are now linked to Rodrygo... Ahahahahaha!

Gyökeres to fly out to Singapore for his medical...

That was fun. Night 'all

Pace, strength, skill and technique. Amazing player

Agyemang, what a player, only 19! She was unlucky not to have scored a second. That lobbed chip shot onto the bar was so, so close.

Incidentally, was the penalty call correct? My stream stuttered at the incident and then popped up incessant ads during the replays.

Mark ClattenTwat said it was "soft"

Incidentally, was the penalty call correct? My stream stuttered at the incident and then popped up incessant ads during the replays.

Incidentally, was the penalty call correct? My stream stuttered at the incident and then popped up incessant ads during the replays.

Jorginho-esque nonsense

Why does her run-up look like she's about do a high-jump?

The only way to reliably take penalties is to give it the full Shearer. Absolutely twat it low into the corner.

Well done ladies. Can't see them beating Spain or Germany though.

Well done ladies. Can't see them beating Spain or Germany though.

Well done ladies. Can't see them beating Spain or Germany though.

Italian Job

was that Carter coming on? Italy, you've got a shot still, ha ha

Kelly’s Heroes.

Why does her run-up look like she's about do a high-jump?

was that Carter coming on? Italy, you've got a shot still, ha ha

Why does her run-up look like she's about do a high-jump?

Kelly's a Hero!

Not based on the kicks. Should practice them all day.

Italian coach leaves the field.

Italian coach leaves the field.

I really don't think England would have won on pens.

It aint going to Rome.

;-P

Wow. Reminds me of Drogba

Wow. Reminds me of Drogba

Michelle Agyemang, of Ghanaian descent, the 19- year-old who has saved England again.
Do you know what her surname means? Saviour of a nation.

and I see Italy have those crap dumpy-ass strips on the shorts. whichever designer started that trend need a smack.

Of course she does. I guess the England colour is actually black, I thought it was a dark navy blue. World has gone mad as Arsenal have a white kit for next season.

Of course she does. I guess the England colour is actually black, I thought it was a dark navy blue. World has gone mad as Arsenal have a white kit for next season.

so the refs could wear Italy's colours.

Arse

WIB / FOB :-P

Why are the respective teams playing in these stupid colours? Very annoying. The "Azzurri" (Blues) are in Pastel green and England are in dark blue. WTAF? World has gone mad.

You reading the BBC feed, Bruce?

You reading the BBC feed, Bruce?

Michelle Agyemang, of Ghanaian descent, the 19- year-old who has saved England again.
Do you know what her surname means? Saviour of a nation.

Getting hassled by cat for treats!

Glad to hear it Coli

Yep not to bad now.

Yep not to bad now.

Had to go to the bog at full time then had an asthma attack but saw Michelle's goal.

Had to go to the bog at full time then had an asthma attack but saw Michelle's goal.

Very good, Swiss.

Hampton caught that well

Had to go to the bog at full time then had an asthma attack but saw Michelle's goal.

Agemyanggggggggggggg!

This girl should start. Hit that sweetly.

England were mediocre again. Can't keep being this poor.

Agemyanggggggggggggg!

GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!

GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!

he he hehe hehe

I imagine you saying that in the manner of Wayne and Garth.

Dude.

Beever on

Shit, six minutes. Madness.

Subs with ten minutes to go.

Yep and not enough attacking players in the box.

Aimless hit and hope crosses to no one.

Their slim physiques annoy me too.

Why can't be overweight like me.

Their slim physiques annoy me too.

Italian men love their tight as fuck borderline see-through dress shirts.

Horatio?

Nelson-esque.

Poor from Mead.

Tottenham Hotspur cunts?

Abysmal from Hemp. Must be hitting the THC.

Crossing is absolutely shite.

Crossing is absolutely shite.

Dark arts 😜

Italians falling over, wasting time. Shocking.

;-P

Italians falling over, wasting time. Shocking.

;-P

Get up.

Definitely defending well in the true Italian fashion.

Isn't she on her way back from injury? It shows.

Isn't she on her way back from injury? It shows.

Lauren James looks knackered tbh

Yes. Last round's hero (Bronze) should have done better.

Lauren James looks knackered tbh

meanwhile Sweden are at home on their couches contemplating what might've been if only they'd practiced a penalty or two

Then go down and score with their only chance.

Spain, will win it.

Only one goal down, but Italy are nowhere near as good as Sweden.

Definitely defending well in the true Italian fashion.

What are the Italian girls like at defending, as good as the boys?

Definitely defending well in the true Italian fashion.

What are the Italian girls like at defending, as good as the boys?

Only one goal down, but Italy are nowhere near as good as Sweden.

I'm still not over Prince. A lot of these megastars and auteurs aren't getting replaced.

Only one goal down, but Italy are nowhere near as good as Sweden.

England being outplayed in that first half. Italy were more clinical, quicker, more accurate movement and passing. James looks so negative.

I'm still not over Prince. A lot of these megastars and auteurs aren't getting replaced.

England look disorganised again, like they did in the semi-final. It's like they dont have a plan apart from smashing it down the channels and running after it.

So close to his last performance.

Is it on terrestrial?

Always strange when a member of the old guard of rock/metal passes. The perennial golden age of the '60s and '70s... era somehow feels closer in time than it actually is.

My predictive text always wants to change Chelsea to Those Fucking KGB Gazprom Cunts from the King's Road.

It's weird because my autocorrect always wants to change Chelski, to Chelsea. I have to override it.

I think you look at the fees paid for Morgan Gibbs White, Mbeumo, Kudus, Elanga, Cunha, Joao Pedro, etc... it becomes increasingly hard to make the case that we overpaid for Madueke. Your mileage may ...

Is it on terrestrial?

I'm feeling good man. Exciting stuff for the new season.

Gyokeres not officially on any PL Golden Boot odds lists yet but I wonder where they'll put him. Right now its Haaland 11/10, Salah, 4/1 and I...

If it were Edu, he'd still be shaking the introductory hands for his socials.

Are you watching the game tonight - England vs Italy?

We could use a badass killer. Bane all the way. Hopefully he delivers the goods.

Pretty crazy knowing that that we got Viktor for relatively cheap. Thanks to Berta for grinding out every fine detail. A serious operator. Now way Edu would have been suited to that.

We could use a badass killer. Bane all the way. Hopefully he delivers the goods.

Pretty crazy knowing that that we got Viktor for relatively cheap. Thanks to Berta for grinding out every fine detail. A serious operator. Now way Edu would have been suited to that.

Why did he start with the Bane stuff? I mean, Bane is a pretty good Batman villain and all, but he's still a villain.

I think you look at the fees paid for Morgan Gibbs White, Mbeumo, Kudus, Elanga, Cunha, Joao Pedro, etc... it becomes increasingly hard to make the case that we overpaid for Madueke. Your mileage may ...

If they don't do it as Bane, then they've failed.

I think the issue is that we all know what Chelski paid for him, and that we spent an extra £25 million to get him. That, of course, is not the player's fault.

However, I think that is more than a fa...

autocorrected to...
Predictive text for the bin

autocorrected to...
Predictive text for the bin

Last gig with Sabbath only a few weeks back. Poetic timing.

I think the issue is that we all know what Chelski paid for him, and that we spent an extra £25 million to get him. That, of course, is not the player's fault.

However, I think that is more than a fa...

I think you look at the fees paid for Morgan Gibbs White, Mbeumo, Kudus, Elanga, Cunha, Joao Pedro, etc... it becomes increasingly hard to make the case that we overpaid for Madueke. Your mileage may ...

Predictive text for the win. Heh

I'm sure the AFC media team have had the script for Gyokeres unveiling written for a while now. You know it's going to be a banger.

Agreed, I think Berta has proven to be pretty efficient. We can debate whether we're getting good value for Noni but, Berteta appear to be addressing several holes in the squad, with specific skillets...

Speaking of Rambo- he's just joined Pumas Unam in the Mexican league which I can't say I would have saw coming.

Speaking of Rambo- he's just joined Pumas Unam in the Mexican league which I can't say I would have saw coming.

As the joke used to go, somewhere (in a friendly?), Aaron Ramsey must have scored a goal.
RIP Ozzy.

Skillets? No barbecue then, that’s the change!

Agreed, I think Berta has proven to be pretty efficient. We can debate whether we're getting good value for Noni but, Berteta appear to be addressing several holes in the squad, with specific skillets...

This is why I can't be bothered with optics. As Blogs has been suggesting, wait to see where the chips lie by the time the season starts. So far so good, I'd say.

As the joke used to go, somewhere (in a friendly?), Aaron Ramsey must have scored a goal.
RIP Ozzy.

I didn't mean that sarcastically, btw.

What a shock.

Ozzy Osbourne man fuckkkkkkk

A transfer saga as long, dull and drawn out as a Will Self lecture

If Madueke was signed after Gyok,do think we'd have been less or more whelmed with this transfer window?

Also, are we not happier that we kept the "powder dry" for a proper Sporting Director to handl...

You rarely ever see a player come back from the position Xhaka was in with the fans and the club. That was pure humility, hard work and determination which was almost capped off by a Premier League ti...

Bald cunt

As great as this all sounds... this had better be the final line of this hellish extended addendum.

As great as this all sounds... this had better be the final line of this hellish extended addendum.

Bald cunt

You actually have to admire Xhaka for the way he was prepared to play in a position that wasn't his best (to say the least), defensive midfield, to help the team. Once he was played further up the pit...

FFS I'm just remembering that Ten Hag is the Leverkusen boss now so it's all making sense Xhaka wants out now LOL

You actually have to admire Xhaka for the way he was prepared to play in a position that wasn't his best (to say the least), defensive midfield, to help the team. Once he was played further up the pit...

I know a Sunderland fan who is gutted he's going there, has always thought he was shit. I think he's gonna be surprised.

I think he'd already matured for us in that last season. He's 32 and he seems as if he's a clean-living guy so probably at least two good seasons in him. He's still slow but if they play him at the fr...

I don't think any team will relish facing this strengthened Arsenal. Depth and quality and some great athletes. Bring it on.

I bet that now he's not an Arsenal player, he won't get sent off as often, either! ....

We have some big games to start off with, won't be easy. But I imagine those teams will b e very wary of what we have now.

I know a Sunderland fan who is gutted he's going there, has always thought he was shit. I think he's gonna be surprised.

Well his full name is Victor Chris Samba Gyokeres

Hell yeah!

But I think you and MG should confer and figure out how to coordinate the exploding bomb strategy with the ruthless throat stamping. I think we need both!

FFS I'm just remembering that Ten Hag is the Leverkusen boss now so it's all making sense Xhaka wants out now LOL

Abso-fucking-lutey! I was ready to accept Sesko because it seems we were in for him and I understood the business side of getting a young player for the sell-on value. But Viktor is the main man, as y...

FFS I'm just remembering that Ten Hag is the Leverkusen boss now so it's all making sense Xhaka wants out now LOL

+Osimhen

Sunderland offer is €20m allegedly which is decent value.

Well his full name is Victor Chris Samba Gyokeres

Are you thrilled NB? This guy seems like he was drawn to specs provided by you! With his addition, the Gunners this season will have a LOT of size and muscle on the pitch at any given time.

Are you thrilled NB? This guy seems like he was drawn to specs provided by you! With his addition, the Gunners this season will have a LOT of size and muscle on the pitch at any given time.

A little domage doesn't hurt.

Wasn't it Barnard Castle or something?

I Love that. The joy of a soon-to-be team-mate.

Why? Is Rammers moving there?

That's amazing- I'm sure the boys are pumped

You and Dominic Cummings

uh oh... The foam should be flat, not bubbling up like that. Fire whoever took that promo shot. 😂

Our boy Lewis Skelletor is pleased

https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/1m6fmnn/miles_lewisskelly_is_happy_about_the_gy%C3%B6kers_news/

200

Ha yeah definitely had a few drinks. I especially loved Bamburgh Castle and the surrounding area.

I wonder if Gyokeres has let himself go now he hasn't trained in a while. Could turn up looking like Micky Quinn

Gyökeres looking for his big juicy contract
https://tinyurl.com/2jar3fna

Gyökeres gets his big juicy contract
https://tinyurl.com/mr44mjra
"I'm ready boss, put me in"

I bet you weren't sober for one minute of that trip.

GyökerYES

Tim Tam Vik.

Let's hope they don't fucking break him.

First game against spurs cunts ... Gyokeres here for Tottenham's reckoning

Let's hope he will be the Bane of PL defences from now on.

GyökerYES

GyökerYES

Holy-Gyoko-moley!

Finally

This us what I’m seeing. Oh joy!!! Please let it be now

If Gyok is done, can we now please move on to moaning about why Eze isn't done yet?
This fucking club, so unserious

I wonder if Gyokeres has let himself go now he hasn't trained in a while. Could turn up looking like Micky Quinn

one of those actors you recognize but never know the name.

Probably AI generated

uh oh... The foam should be flat, not bubbling up like that. Fire whoever took that promo shot. 😂

I wonder if Gyokeres has let himself go now he hasn't trained in a while. Could turn up looking like Micky Quinn

Eden hazard Willian when he turned up at Real Madrid Arsenal with a beer gut and a big fat hole on him

Eden hazard when he turned up at Real Madrid with a beer gut and a big fat hole on him

Xhaka is going to Sunderland?! Wtf

I wonder if Gyokeres has let himself go now he hasn't trained in a while. Could turn up looking like Micky Quinn

I wonder if Gyokeres has let himself go now he hasn't trained in a while. Could turn up looking like Micky Quinn

uh oh... The foam should be flat, not bubbling up like that. Fire whoever took that promo shot. 😂

You mean the Xhakems?

That's a nice partnership, shame it can't be the main sponsor on the shirts. Celtic sell 'No Sponsor' kits in their official store, I wish Arsenal would do the same, but will sadly never happen.

Who the fuck is Will Poulter?

https://www.arsenal.com/news/announcing-guinness-our-official-club-partner

Finally a club partner I can approve of!

It'll put that Jabba the Hut lookalike Barry Glendenning of The Guardian in a real bind.

He loves Sunderland but hates anything to do with Arsenal.

Stunning countryside up there and the supporters will love him

Stunning countryside up there and the supporters will love him

Partey's alleged actions make me so angry. I teach at a girls' school and have seen on many occasions how even teenage boys think that the opposite sex is there solely for them to exploit. If anyone t...

That Premiership money is mad.

Imagine volunteering to live in Sunderland.

That Premiership money is mad.

Imagine volunteering to live in Sunderland.

North East gets a bad rap from you guys. My good friends live in Sunderland and we spent summer weeks a few years back and it was lovely!

That Premiership money is mad.

Imagine volunteering to live in Sunderland.

Why? Is Rammers moving there?

It'll only be for one season.

That Premiership money is mad.

Imagine volunteering to live in Sunderland.

Went to check the Ornacle update on the Gyok and this was the next message down.

🚨 EXCL: Granit Xhaka informs Bayer Leverkusen he only wants to join Sunderland as club-to-club talks continue. Agreem...

Whaaaaat??

* sits in corner and tears up first draft of “ Waiting for Gyko “ *

Could have been a classic

Xhaka is going to Sunderland?! Wtf

Romano and Ornacle both saying it's done.

For real this time!

€63m +€10m

Gyok in

And a penguin comes with a joke too

Verbal agreement in place

Sporting are doing these now?

I'm with you on preferring this new away kit, but still haven't bought one for many years, and don't think I will.
I'll accept it as a gift :-p.

*googles Will Poulter*
ah yeah, face looks vaguely familiar. I have indeed, watched the whole Black Mirror stuff during my extended injury break.

The blog also reminded me that by the age these peopl...

As far as I'm concerned it's not done until the club announce it. This summer reminded me that's the best policy.

fool me once... 😂

It's finally done!

Gyokeres Here We Go!

And a penguin comes with a joke too

Rewslip massive!!!

I imagine Arsenal will finally make a proper statement if and when Partey is found guilty, at the moment I don't think it's relevant to anything.

Rewslip massive!!!

Yeah I've seen Tim Tams in Ruislip and Finchley Road Waitrose recently.

Missus loves them. Thought they were very mid.

Penguins >>

Apparently both Waitrose and Sainsbury’s sell them, though you will probably need larger stores

Apparently both Waitrose and Sainsbury’s sell them, though you will probably need larger stores

so very different?
which is better?
are they sold in London? going there soon so I want to check them out

Q. Why don't Elephants eat Penguins?

A. ¡sɹǝddɐɹʍ ǝɥʇ ǝʌoɯǝɹ ʇouuɐɔ ʎǝɥʇ ǝsnɐɔǝꓭ

Looks can be very deceptive.

so being from the US I haven't eaten either a Penguin or a Tim Tam but per google they look the same

https://www.smh.com.au/goodfood/eating-out/tim-tams-or-penguins-the-australia-versus-britain-swee...

If Beckett hadn’t died he would probably be writing a new play
“Waiting for Gyko “.
Nothing happens and no one turns up

so being from the US I haven't eaten either a Penguin or a Tim Tam but per google they look the same

https://www.smh.com.au/goodfood/eating-out/tim-tams-or-penguins-the-australia-versus-britain-swee...

That's a nice partnership, shame it can't be the main sponsor on the shirts. Celtic sell 'No Sponsor' kits in their official store, I wish Arsenal would do the same, but will sadly never happen.

https://www.arsenal.com/news/announcing-guinness-our-official-club-partner

Finally a club partner I can approve of!

Oh hell no.

Penguins are not even in the same league.

And you haven't lived until you've done the Tim Tam Slam!

I'll make up the 7 in pints of the black stuff

No, that was number 93...

No, that was number 93...

💯

Biting the ends off then sucking up coffee through the chocolate middle layer?

https://www.arsenal.com/news/announcing-guinness-our-official-club-partner

Finally a club partner I can approve of!

Oh hell no.

Penguins are not even in the same league.

And you haven't lived until you've done the Tim Tam Slam!

oooooooooooooooooooooh, didn' t know these existed, drooling here now.

Just get a pack of chocolate digestives. Tim tams are just glorified penguin bars

All of them!

Although, my SiL bought me some salted caramel ones.... Oh man!

Thanks for this article. What I feel most sad about for myself who supported him as a player for the past three years even as all the rumours and allegations were flying around (which for the most par...

I've never tried Tim Tams which feels criminal, but I know there's a British shop not far from me that stock them. Which are best? Original, double coated or dark?

https://www.versus.uk.com/articles/i-cant-look-at-arsenal-the-same-way-after-thomas-partey

Originals. Start with the oldest and best.

Just get a pack of chocolate digestives. Tim tams are just glorified penguin bars

https://www.versus.uk.com/articles/i-cant-look-at-arsenal-the-same-way-after-thomas-partey

I've never tried Tim Tams which feels criminal, but I know there's a British shop not far from me that stock them. Which are best? Original, double coated or dark?

Just get a pack of chocolate digestives. Tim tams are just glorified penguin bars

I've never tried Tim Tams which feels criminal, but I know there's a British shop not far from me that stock them. Which are best? Original, double coated or dark?

This

Tim Tams is where it's at.

Partey's alleged actions make me so angry. I teach at a girls' school and have seen on many occasions how even teenage boys think that the opposite sex is there solely for them to exploit. If anyone t...

Johnny Here We Go says Mosquera is on a plane to Singapore to join up for pre-season.

Shocking and sad from the club.

I doubt that they will bother. They probably hope that is far enough in the future for nobody to be too arsed.
But just imagine we win the league the day the verdict is announced... :-p

I imagine Arsenal will finally make a proper statement if and when Partey is found guilty, at the moment I don't think it's relevant to anything.

Not in the least suprising at least anyway.

Not shocking in the least

Shocking and sad from the club.

Just watched the press conefrence at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bgAJ9SKpNY and it seems that Arsenal have edited out James's question about Partey :( Unsurprsing I guess!

The chocolate biscuit of champions.

Went out (loosely) with an Aussie many years ago, she used to send me Tim Tams in the post

Happy days

Tim Tams is where it's at.

basically this and from the horse's mouth so perfectly explained.

I chose amoral because it seemed to me that it was a business -based decision which lacked any concept of morality.

I can see why it could be described as immoral, however.

Immoral?

Immoral?

From a moral standpoint I agree with you.

However, he virtually said 'i refer you to my lawyer ' and from the legal perspective that was the correct thing to do.

We should not have offered him the e...

Dat Anfield game tho

BBC is reporting that Mosquera is flying to join Arsenal squad in Singapore

The extension thing is a stain that will be very hard to get rid of.
I realise that the wording is important from a legal standpoint but I’m sure that the lawyers and pr people could have cooked up so...

The Beast.

*PTSD flashbacks*

From a moral standpoint I agree with you.

However, he virtually said 'i refer you to my lawyer ' and from the legal perspective that was the correct thing to do.

We should not have offered him the e...

The word is that Sporting want to sign a striker called Suarez and when that is finalised they will release the Beast!

Indeed. But they are becoming increasingly common in the UK now so lack a similar exoticism.

Lots still think us signing a striker is a given?

Big bloated squad
Need players out before we buy again
Lots of quality and depth up front already
Kai's been in the gym

Etc etc

I’m sure Mik was just towing the company line but to say that you are 100% sure that the club handled it correctly is daft.

Would’ve been much better if he had said that they tried to handle it in th...

Lots still think us signing a striker is a given?

Big bloated squad
Need players out before we buy again
Lots of quality and depth up front already
Kai's been in the gym

Etc etc

Tim Tams is where it's at.

I’m sure Mik was just towing the company line but to say that you are 100% sure that the club handled it correctly is daft.

Would’ve been much better if he had said that they tried to handle it in th...

I saw a spoof a few days ago, possibly on Facebook, that suggested that the terms of the deal had been agreed, 100%, but Sporting were getting stroppy over who pays for the wine at the negotiations.

Dooooooooooooooooomed

On our biennial trip to Australia to visit Mrs Bass' family we always bring back several packets of Caramello Koalas as gifts.

In future I wouldn't buy so much as a caramello off those sporting cunts

“The window is open. Whoever knocks so hard and kicks that door is going to have the opportunity,”

If the window is open, why are they kicking the door?

There is that, but the long drawn out process in this saga is just fucking tedious.

Sporting have every right to be tough negotiators, but this is taking the fucking piss.

The excitement isn't there...

There is that, but the long drawn out process in this saga is just fucking tedious.

Sporting have every right to be tough negotiators, but this is taking the fucking piss.

The excitement isn't there...

When it's finally announced (hopefully, please!), the release of tension will be felt in Islington and way beyond across the whole support. I guess the striker that has taken so many years to find was...

exactly. I'm more worried about us remembering to actually buy a striker. The talk is of little else in Islington.

Morning mrs. Im glad you said this. I think we Arsenal fans just need to be patient and hopefully the truth will come out and vindicate the club’s decisions

morning treasures. Of course Arteta couldn't discuss the handling of the Partey case. It's still sub judice.

Planes

er, what?

New fangled invention back then

*googles Will Poulter*
ah yeah, face looks vaguely familiar. I have indeed, watched the whole Black Mirror stuff during my extended injury break.

The blog also reminded me that by the age these peopl...

You writing the blog again

FoB