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Our fourth keeper on the tour, Alexei Rojas Fedorushchenko, is global cosmopolitanism personified.

His father is Colombian, his mother Russian, and he was born in Basildon. He's eligible to represent...

Usyk is so good. Dude doesn't stop moving.

Heh, more alcohol consumed in Wembley though.

A day of Jiu Jitsu grading- both I and Bruce passed.

Just finishing Creed II

Boxing, next.

Happy days!

The whole thing is giving Riyadh a run for (some of) it’s money.

Wow, Wembley lit up like that.

Ha ha those particular two are high on my list as well, very high.. Though to be fair to Cage my stance has softened in his later years, somewhere around Mandy.

It’s been a while since I can recall a set of transfer negotiations get quite as strung out as those for Gyokeres

Basildon hasn't seceded has it?

T’was this morning; looks as though, it could again, tonight.

Absolutely twatting down. It's been like early autumn today.

I think Stina owns that song now.

Who's the guy with the cunning foul throw technique?

I think it’s been getting personal rather than business

It might be just about time to give Varandas an offer he can't refuse. 😏

It might be just about time to give Varandas an offer he can't refuse. 😏

It’s been a while since I can recall a set of transfer negotiations get quite as strung out as those for Gyokeres

Watched, every Christmas.

Always had a soft spot for Family Man, but that might have something to do with Tea Leoni being in it

Heh... They can't. If they were to get that (or even a penny) for him after the season he just had it would be far too obvious that shenanigans are afoot.

Ha ha those particular two are high on my list as well, very high.. Though to be fair to Cage my stance has softened in his later years, somewhere around Mandy.

Heh... They can't. If they were to get that (or even a penny) for him after the season he just had it would be far too obvious that shenanigans are afoot.

Apparently Chavs looking for £20m for Sterling who is currently being paid £325k a week. Unsurprisingly there have been no interest.
What I did find interesting is that his 8 year old son is at our cl...

I think there’s a genuine fear that we run out of money before addressing the bigger issue of a striker, maybe that’s why fans are so bothered with the fee.

To the tune of Karma Chameleon...

🎶Noni, Noni, Noni Noni, Madueke!
He plays on the right
He plays on the leeeeft! 🎵

That was a difficult watch

Colin Farrell is high on my list of can’t watch actors, I think only Nicolas Cage tops him

Ah, right, a pivot then. I wonder what Raphinha thinks of all this.

Arse!
Well in Sal
We had quite the entertaining lightning show last night here.

How on earth could Barca afford a Nico and a Rashford?! Quite the impressive hole they're digging themselves.

Nico stayed.

I am considering boycotting another World Cup.

Arse!
Well in Sal
We had quite the entertaining lightning show last night here.

How on earth could Barca afford a Nico and a Rashford?! Quite the impressive hole they're digging themselves.

Here-We-Go.com implies a full transfer.

Loan or full transfer

Shit that's going to remain in my YouTube search AI..

Looks like Rashford might be off to Barcelona.

Hope he has a nice holiday

Looks like Rashford might be off to Barcelona.

Thinking more along the lines of Balthasar's song from Much Ado About Nothing.

Morning Mark. Hot in NY?

Yeah but his surname doesn't fit in with 'Give Peace a Chance'. Unless you are thinking 'Take a Chance No, ni' by ABBA?

Fuck off Bruce!
Oh.

Ma-du-EK-ay

Let's give Madueke a chance. Hope you awake from mad petitions - and see them as much ado about nothing. And be you blithe and bony,
Converting all your sounds of woe,
Into hey Noni, Noni.

Let's give Madueke a chance. Hope you awake from mad petitions - and see them as much ado about nothing. And be you blithe and bony,
Converting all your sounds of woe,
Into hey Noni, Noni.

Where are you located that it is cold?

I'm claiming a Hleb-like pre-assist.

I'm claiming a Hleb-like pre-assist.

Fuck off Bruce!
Oh.

100?

100?

100?

His son's only on about half of that wages though.

His son's only on about half of that wages though.

Apparently Chavs looking for £20m for Sterling who is currently being paid £325k a week. Unsurprisingly there have been no interest.
What I did find interesting is that his 8 year old son is at our cl...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDZ9HYCAknc

I’d have bought you a beer, but kick-off change means I won’t even try to attend now.

The legend that is Cunning Stunt.

It's pronounced: ma·doo·eh·kay, so that could work to Yeke Yeke.

(noni-NONI-noni, ma-doo-eh-kay)

I promise this will be sung by approximately me at the Leeds game ...

Arseblog 5s, you say?

https://youtu.be/MgxGB9sF_C8?si=p1EE18wu71GN3BDJ

Apparently I remember being to told that you could hear Big Bertha from our side of the channel because it was firing towards us as some sort of frightener. I don't think anyone was frightened. My gr...

To the tune of Karma Chameleon...

🎶Noni, Noni, Noni Noni, Madueke!
He plays on the right
He plays on the leeeeft! 🎵

Apparently I remember being to told that you could hear Big Bertha from our side of the channel because it was firing towards us as some sort of frightener. I don't think anyone was frightened. My gr...

(we've been sorely missing a forward player who can add something up top to our Armoury since Chamakh)

Wasn't Big Bertha a German siege howitzer gun?

@ mrswoo - he'll get us a good Armoury range of headwear.

I hope it is pronounced MAdoo-EKE. Because then there is a chance for Mori Kante's Yeke Yeke to be the crowd chant for him.

Wasn't Big Bertha a German siege howitzer gun?

@ mrswoo - he'll get us a good Armoury range of headwear.

Seen Penguin? He's great in that

0/10, will not try

Shit I need to work out how to say his name now. Is it madoo-key/kay or madu-Aykay/ayEEE?

You could youtube all of the games from the Arseblog 5s and see enough to think I was good at football. But I love the positivity - I want some!

What I take from that photo is how large Andrea Berta's hands are in the great scheme of things and it's the first time I've seen him give a proper smile.

To the tune of Karma Chameleon...

🎶Noni, Noni, Noni Noni, Madueke!
He plays on the right
He plays on the leeeeft! 🎵

Enjoyed this bit from Adam Buxton's latest audio book

https://arseblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/buckles.mp3

To the tune of Karma Chameleon...

🎶Noni, Noni, Noni Noni, Madueke!
He plays on the right
He plays on the leeeeft! 🎵

Please, no.

I think there’s a genuine fear that we run out of money before addressing the bigger issue of a striker, maybe that’s why fans are so bothered with the fee.

Ha! All time classic, that!

Is that not a bit myopic though? We have spent £50m on a player who will pad out the squad nicely but seem reluctant to spend an extra few million rectifying the most glaring reason that we didn't wi...

Couldn't find any of my goals so will settle for the Rory Delap of soccer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgxGB9sF_C8&pp=ygUTZm9yIHNseSBhcnNlYmxvZyA1cw%3D%3D

I really liked Banshees. I could see how maybe the ‘odd’ Irish characters could annoy some natives though, but for me the two of them acted out a very painful and unusual situation perfectly. Made me ...

You could have been a contender…

To the tune of Karma Chameleon...

🎶Noni, Noni, Noni Noni, Madueke!
He plays on the right
He plays on the leeeeft! 🎵

You could youtube all of the games from the Arseblog 5s and see enough to think I was good at football. But I love the positivity - I want some!

I am all for this signing. I just do not understand our fan base at times. We are forever complaining about lack of depth and game changers on the bench compared to other big clubs. Yet, when the club...

Or *ahem* you can read it on Arseblog News from yesterday - by bad!

That was a difficult watch

Colin Farrell is high on my list of can’t watch actors, I think only Nicolas Cage tops him

I’ve been watching Madueke’s best bits in you tube for the last week. I think we have one hell of a player. He is fast , attack minded and is not afraid to shoot first touch if that is the opportunity...

I did not care for that film at all.

Got about halfway through and turned it off. Just too OIRISH

Precisely. And now we have Stirling adding to the squad volume. I mean Madueke.

I had my fair share of firstings here in the day.

Regarding Irish filmage - I watched The Banshees of Inisherin last week and am still confused by its concept.

Blogs, loved the club World Cup, then. 😉

Now that could be read wrong, without glasses

Got a wall chart and all the merch

Heh. The outside scenes were filmed not far from our place in Ireland.

Providing he doesn't smuggle Stirling into London Conley in his luggage he's already improved the squad.

Blogzz!!! Your looking well. *moves foot around coyly*

Blogs, loved the club World Cup, then. 😉

Well I welcome our new signing. I Auston Trusty he will be a valuable addition to the squad.

Now that could be read wrong, without glasses

Well firsted Salaar

That would be...an ecumenical matter Father :p

Yeah Christ Mosque certainly does his bit for ecumenism or something.

Well in Salaar

Crismosq is coming early this year

Well on Sal