click to leave fresh arse

"I'd have to renew my passport"
oh man, you've got to keep that shit up to date. You never know when you might need it suddenly... like when I win the lucky lotto and bring you over for a rea...

Just don’t be a Bruce

With the excitement of the new signings missing out is probably going to feel worse than it would have previously

You never forget your first time

Thank you, and it was indeed. Although the blog has been part of my morning routine for quite a few years now, just never joined the arses

Well in Rogechi!

Is this your first ever arse, which also happens to be a 1st arse of the day?

Phew! Unsuccessful in the Leeds ballot

Lots of doubt amongst many people, especially those concerned he would go to Chelsea.

Lots of doubt amongst many people, especially those concerned he would go to Chelsea.

Nwaneri is staying. Never massive doubt there but another spot of good news.

You mean Musiala? Or was it Oxlade Chamberlain or Kieran Gibbs?

PGMOL telling us they're racist without teing us they're racist and red carding Gibbs for Ox's handball. Heh

Florian Maurice sure knew where the goal was though 😉

You mean Musiala? Or was it Oxlade Chamberlain or Kieran Gibbs?

You mean Musiala? Or was it Oxlade Chamberlain or Kieran Gibbs?

Munich are after a wide player after the horrific injury to Olise, and Liverpool have turned down a £58 million offer for Diaz; maybe we could convince them that Trossard is just the ticket.

heh... it turns out Kleinie had bought stock in Caramello and the value has skyrocked with everyone who's reading the Arses running to the store and buying them.

What are caramellos anway? I assume...

They’ve peaked

As much ripples as pool are sending by acquiring Florian and enquiring about Isak , isn’t it striking how many players are willing to leave them .. Trent gone , Konate leaving, Diaz wants out .. …🤔

heh... it turns out Kleinie had bought stock in Caramello and the value has skyrocked with everyone who's reading the Arses running to the store and buying them.

What are caramellos anway? I assume...

This Caramello thing has really caught on.

Reminds me of that time I lovingly referred to Fábio Vieira as a human pez dispenser.

This Caramello thing has really caught on.

Reminds me of that time I lovingly referred to Fábio Vieira as a human pez dispenser.

sunderland in for ramsdale. he's got a type, i'll give him that.

Anyway his legs are like cotton buds; same width from his ankle to his arsehole.
One nasty injury away from being a shopping trolley

This Caramello thing has really caught on.

Reminds me of that time I lovingly referred to Fábio Vieira as a human pez dispenser.

Live footage of Florian Thauvin...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/9fCDJC-wc1oAAAAC/sad-walk-away.gif

Fucking hell, I haven't been watching enough football. Just saw a reel of Florian Wirtz. That is one scary-moving 22-year-old. Was it £115m? And if Liverpool bag Isak?

If we get Eze, I'm really happy...

If you sign Nwaneri, you kill Diaby and Caramello

Don't worry NB, no one given the name "Florian" will ever amount to anything. He'll be at Werder Bremen in 3 years

Fucking hell, I haven't been watching enough football. Just saw a reel of Florian Wirtz. That is one scary-moving 22-year-old. Was it £115m? And if Liverpool bag Isak?

If we get Eze, I'm really happy...

Fucking hell, I haven't been watching enough football. Just saw a reel of Florian Wirtz. That is one scary-moving 22-year-old. Was it £115m? And if Liverpool bag Isak?

If we get Eze, I'm really happy...

If you sign Nwaneri, you kill Diaby and Caramello

Nwaneri can play there... but I still want Eze.

I think part of the concern about the Madueke signing is what it means for Nwaneri's playing time.

i think nwaneri is a long long way from being a reliable contributor

i think nwaneri is a long long way from being a reliable contributor

Easier to chop up should he need to leave in a suitcase.

Anyway his legs are like cotton buds; same width from his ankle to his arsehole.
One nasty injury away from being a shopping trolley

Nwaneri can play there... but I still want Eze.

I think part of the concern about the Madueke signing is what it means for Nwaneri's playing time.

Nwaneri can play there... but I still want Eze.

I think part of the concern about the Madueke signing is what it means for Nwaneri's playing time.

I think Eze is as critical as Gyokeres tbh. where its Eze or another, the lack of central penetration in this team is a real issue. if we go with Ode as the only real central creative threat again the...

Lol.

Ramsdale: I don't go down enough.
Carmela: That's not what I heard.

Lol.

Ramsdale: I don't go down enough.
Carmela: That's not what I heard.

sunderland in for ramsdale. he's got a type, i'll give him that.

sunderland in for ramsdale. he's got a type, i'll give him that.

sunderland in for ramsdale. he's got a type, i'll give him that.

sunderland in for ramsdale. he's got a type, i'll give him that.

yes think he is more likely to stay this summer but they're at a minimum laying the ground work for next summer.

Not happening

Liverpool spending the last of the coutinho money on isak

Self righteous cunts

He's already won a trophy at Newcastle.

Nothing's impossible but it's a stretch to see Newcastle selling their best player since Shearer to spend a fortune on a gamble.

FFS Isak to Liverpool would be a fucking challenge.

he can achieve godlike status at anfield, play with salah and win things.

the moment i saw newcastle were in for ekitike who frankfurt want a kings ransom for, i suspect this liverpool news would fo...

This one would really surprise me. He’s achieved god like status up at Newcastle. It would be like us selling Henry when he was at his best.
I reckon our boys with the Pitchfork stockpile could shift ...

Eze would be the icing on the proverbial cake

I know he would be one of the guys who could raise some funds but I can't see Arteta moving Martinelli. The pace and his ability to do the work on the defensive end make him very valuable to what we d...

I’m not. I think both him and Martinelli will be staying

Why are people assuming Kiwior will leave?

Assuming Zinchenko will, I think we're probably just right at the back.

CBs: Gabriel · Kiwior · Mosquera · Saliba
FBs: Calafiori · Lewis-Skelly · Timber · White

You don't mess with this.

Why are people assuming Kiwior will leave?

Not sure from Ornstein's post if Liverpool offered £130m or if Newcastle said it would take an offer like that.

I'd be amazed if the Barcodes would take much less than £150m.

Be relatively happy for Trossard to go to Crystal Palace as part of Eze coming the other way situation. I was sad that Trossard was going to Fenerbahce or however you spell it.

Except he’s in charge of the defense.

Lord Pannick who was in charge of the prosecution is an Arsenal fan and if he couldn't sort it it who can.

Look how glum the players look in this Oval Office photo. Like they are hostages forced captured by evil supervillains. Makes sense! To top it off Gianni is letting the orange dotard keep the troph...

Well, Ornstein is suggesting Trossard and Martinelli will both be on offer to recoup some of the outlay we have already spent or wish to spend..

Navel gazing, I expect.

I can take a 4hour drive down to Singapore to try and catch a glimpse of our team in open training sessions. Tickets are selling fast. At around 450 (Malaysian Ringgit) a ticket for Arsenal V Milan on...

In the main the ones going have been on the fringes. Trossard would be the first of the more regular starters to go

Btw MG, any chance you're going to get to a game on Arsenal's pre-season tour in Singapore or Hong Kong? No idea how much flights and tickets are from yours to there, but in any case, at least you ca...

I think you're right, Rodrygo doesn't seem to fit the Arteta profile as much as they may like him as a player and his fee and wages are eye-watering. But credible reports suggest we are looking at a w...

I hope we're not throwing the baby out with the bath water by selling so many of our old players. Will the bigger egos coming in gell in the same way as the old team did together or have they already,...

Aye, they're in a strong position and Isak hasn't made a fuss about leaving.

Arse. Well in rogechi.

Morning all.

Good deal for Mosquera. It will be a good deal for Gyokeres when the Sporting president stops cunting about. At that point we'd be well set for the new season, if...

Arse!
well seized, roge!

sigh... see, this why even Romano and Ornacle must be taken with a grain of salt and nothing is to be fully believed until announced by the club. bloody Lisbon... and Leipzi...

Not sure from Ornstein's post if Liverpool offered £130m or if Newcastle said it would take an offer like that.

I'd be amazed if the Barcodes would take much less than £150m.

Not sure from Ornstein's post if Liverpool offered £130m or if Newcastle said it would take an offer like that.

I'd be amazed if the Barcodes would take much less than £150m.

Not sure from Ornstein's post if Liverpool offered £130m or if Newcastle said it would take an offer like that.

I'd be amazed if the Barcodes would take much less than £150m.

Barcodes say 120m to pool

Look how glum the players look in this Oval Office photo. Like they are hostages forced captured by evil supervillains. Makes sense! To top it off Gianni is letting the orange dotard keep the troph...

Look how glum the players look in this Oval Office photo. Like they are hostages forced captured by evil supervillains. Makes sense! To top it off Gianni is letting the orange dotard keep the troph...

Suspect the only 2 Crystal Palace players Liverpool would be interested in are Eze (not so much now) and Guehi. Mateta is a decent player, but hardly the level Liverpool would be looking at. I suspect...

It's amazing how tinpot wannabe dictators flock together.

...I know *rollseyes"

Except he’s in charge of the defense.

Lord Pannick who was in charge of the prosecution is an Arsenal fan and if he couldn't sort it it who can.

Look how glum the players look in this Oval Office photo. Like they are hostages forced captured by evil supervillains. Makes sense! To top it off Gianni is letting the orange dotard keep the troph...

It’s been 7 months since the trial concluded. It’s getting absurd. One of the advantages of arbitration is supposed to be efficiency. Of course no matter the ruling the losing side will appeal (the...

City charges will not be resolved before the start of the season apparently. But if rumours are to be believed, relegation is off the table. But points deductions over multiple seasons are still withi...

Also. All these signings hey? What was Edu doing? Apart from looking good on instagram in a suit that was casual yet formal, formal yet casual

Excited about Mosquera.
But will also be sorry to see Kiwior leave.
Thought he stepped up admirably at the end of last season.
Although Jakub was deceptively rapid in a straight line- Mos is even more...

Where you getting this from sir

Where you getting this from sir

City charges will not be resolved before the start of the season apparently. But if rumours are to be believed, relegation is off the table. But points deductions over multiple seasons are still withi...

Nothing to do with football but an essential watch, especially if you haven't really been paying attention...:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IETxE7VErPA

Pleased for City at this news given that they are short of a penny these days.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/jul/15/manchester-city-puma-deal-worth-at-least-1bn

Do it! You can say you got to see the future quadruple winners as they start out and then you can find a way to London next May for the celebrations :)

Do it mg….you have a better chance of seeing them there than I have of getting to a league game here

I would love to get Eze.
I just read that l'pool and looking at mateta.
Surely palace cant let both leave.

I would love to get Eze.
I just read that l'pool and looking at mateta.
Surely palace cant let both leave.

I think you're right, Rodrygo doesn't seem to fit the Arteta profile as much as they may like him as a player and his fee and wages are eye-watering. But credible reports suggest we are looking at a w...

Do it! You can say you got to see the future quadruple winners as they start out and then you can find a way to London next May for the celebrations :)

I can take a 4hour drive down to Singapore to try and catch a glimpse of our team in open training sessions. Tickets are selling fast. At around 450 (Malaysian Ringgit) a ticket for Arsenal V Milan on...

I would love to get Eze.
I just read that l'pool and looking at mateta.
Surely palace cant let both leave.

I can take a 4hour drive down to Singapore to try and catch a glimpse of our team in open training sessions. Tickets are selling fast. At around 450 (Malaysian Ringgit) a ticket for Arsenal V Milan on...

If/when we get Eze, this will go down as the best transfer window in forever. The "Hang it in the Louvre" of transfer windows

Btw MG, any chance you're going to get to a game on Arsenal's pre-season tour in Singapore or Hong Kong? No idea how much flights and tickets are from yours to there, but in any case, at least you ca...

...and Max Dowman on the bench by Christmas adding to the excitement :)

Yeah, same here. And they want €70m or something for him? If we get Eze for less than that on top of who we have/will have signed, we have two players for each position, quality depth.

.I don’t see Rodrygo as either feasible or desirable.
I’ve long thought that most RM players have a self inflated ego about them that can be so destabilising in another dressing room

Trust da process, my friends! 😎

If/when we get Eze, this will go down as the best transfer window in forever. The "Hang it in the Louvre" of transfer windows

100%

If/when we get Eze, this will go down as the best transfer window in forever. The "Hang it in the Louvre" of transfer windows

.I don’t see Rodrygo as either feasible or desirable.
I’ve long thought that most RM players have a self inflated ego about them that can be so destabilising in another dressing room

.I don’t see Rodrygo as either feasible or desirable.
I’ve long thought that most RM players have a self inflated ego about them that can be so destabilising in another dressing room

I heard it's £20m for Trossard and €20m for Fabio. Hardly earth shattering stuff but even at those valuations, there seem to be no takers.

Now for Eze and Rodrygo to join us and we're golden.

COYG!

From the rumours it doesn't sound like loads being touted for Trossard, around €20m or so. Not exactly an offer we can't refuse. Madueke plays on the right and Eze inside really. It's frustrating that...

To be fair, Trossard is the one to generate the most £ from a sale. As opposed to Fabio V, Sambi etc..

We'll have cover for Martinelli in the shape of Madu or Eze, no?

Arse. Well in rogechi.

Morning all.

Good deal for Mosquera. It will be a good deal for Gyokeres when the Sporting president stops cunting about. At that point we'd be well set for the new season, if...

Arse

"We also know that Mikel Arteta is not really to expose a young defender before he thinks he’s ready"

Keen missing perhaps?

Thank you sir, spotted an opportunity this morning. Sieze the day and all that

"We also know that Mikel Arteta is not really to expose a young defender before he thinks he’s ready"

Keen missing perhaps?