click to leave fresh arse

Aye, they usually give you until midnight the next day to pay...

If you used a drop off point that didn’t have a pay point then you will need to do it online

All I can go by is the excitement I'm feeling, but my feelings often betray me. I'm surprised by some of the fan reaction being so underwhelming online and in person. I wonder if it's my recent positi...

All I can go by is the excitement I'm feeling, but my feelings often betray me. I'm surprised by some of the fan reaction being so underwhelming online and in person. I wonder if it's my recent positi...

I hope you are both right, nothing would make me happier if you both have seen the future and this is what happens ☺️

You will be convinced. I'm worried I might get over-keen here. There's always a chance he could flop. But to me the aggression and physicality, the way he bullies his way past crowded defences and ste...

I hope you are both right, nothing would make me happier if you both have seen the future and this is what happens ☺️

I can guarantee you if this guy scores 25 goals this season he will feel he could have done better. Sesko scored some bangers last season but so did Gyokeres to the tune of 54 goals in all comps. But ...

I can guarantee you if this guy scores 25 goals this season he will feel he could have done better. Sesko scored some bangers last season but so did Gyokeres to the tune of 54 goals in all comps. But ...

You will be convinced. I'm worried I might get over-keen here. There's always a chance he could flop. But to me the aggression and physicality, the way he bullies his way past crowded defences and ste...

I don’t either, but I’m not convinced we need an ultimate physical specimen, Sesko seems to score the kind of goals we don’t currently

Like I said I’m not against it but let’s be realistic, if he ge...

I don’t either, but I’m not convinced we need an ultimate physical specimen, Sesko seems to score the kind of goals we don’t currently

Like I said I’m not against it but let’s be realistic, if he ge...

I don’t either, but I’m not convinced we need an ultimate physical specimen, Sesko seems to score the kind of goals we don’t currently

Like I said I’m not against it but let’s be realistic, if he ge...

I posted this earlier but here are a few interesting metrics beyond the typical I found interesting between Gyokeres and Sesko. This is the percentile in which they rank.

-Challenges/duels Gyokeres 9...

I don't think Sesko is any stronger or physical than Gyökeres.

No Caramellos for Sesko, then?

Sesko is a fucking bum, he was probably worried about having to compete with Merino at #9 as well as Havertz.
90 million euros? We'd have need our heads felt if we paid that money for Mr 13 league go...

Sesko is a fucking bum, he was probably worried about having to compete with Merino at #9 as well as Havertz.
90 million euros? We'd have need our heads felt if we paid that money for Mr 13 league go...

I dunno the underlying metrics back up what kind of animal Gyorkeres is- the guy puts in work and fights tooth and nail.

At the end of the day it's find and dandy to pooh pah 39 league goals in Port...

Sanchez was quite a unique player though, whilst I see lots of high hopes for Gyokeres and although I’m happy we might sign a striker I’m still am not 100% he is going to be getting the numbers a lot ...

Sanchez was quite a unique player though, whilst I see lots of high hopes for Gyokeres and although I’m happy we might sign a striker I’m still am not 100% he is going to be getting the numbers a lot ...

Sanchez was quite a unique player though, whilst I see lots of high hopes for Gyokeres and although I’m happy we might sign a striker I’m still am not 100% he is going to be getting the numbers a lot ...

We’ve strengthened the whole squad for the money on one player, who would probably pop a hamstring first game for us

Sanchez scored 30 in 51 in 16/17.

You forget just how extraordinary he was.

We’ve strengthened the whole squad for the money on one player, who would probably pop a hamstring first game for us

I've got big time expectations for Gyokeres and I think he has the same expectations. I straight up want him to come in and score 25 and I think he's well capable of it. Alexis did that in his debut s...

Can’t wait to see him running at Maguire with the ball at his feet on opening match day

What I like so much about this window is the desire of quality players wanting to come and play for us. Recognition of what is being achieved at our place and wanting to be part of it

I've got big time expectations for Gyokeres and I think he has the same expectations. I straight up want him to come in and score 25 and I think he's well capable of it. Alexis did that in his debut s...

heh, true enough, and we won't much care when Vik yoinks the golden boot. 😏🤞 😂

We’ve strengthened the whole squad for the money on one player, who would probably pop a hamstring first game for us

Love the player... but 150m for Isak or Zubimendi, Gyokeres, Mosquera and Noorgard?

Love the player... but 150m for Isak or Zubimendi, Gyokeres, Mosquera and Noorgard?

Blimey, is that all?

Pretty much the one and only thing that could put a damper on the dealings we've made would be if Isak ended up moving when we were absolutely positively completely 100% certain we could not get him b...

€75m...

Oh god damn I did not think of that. I hope not. But Ekitike to Toon doesn't quite make sense to me unless they are selling Isak. But this only makes sense if they are selling Isak for 150m which woul...

I hope they milk the Saudi Barcodes.

I can't see them getting Isak this year, but certainly next summer looks odds on.

Those victimpool cunts aren't getting isak are they

Pool would make sense as it would be succession planning for Salah while solving the Center problem.. that are probably getting 60 for Darwin as well , however with all that said .. I think he is stay...

Pool would make sense as it would be succession planning for Salah while solving the Center problem.. that are probably getting 60 for Darwin as well , however with all that said .. I think he is stay...

Oh god damn I did not think of that. I hope not. But Ekitike to Toon doesn't quite make sense to me unless they are selling Isak. But this only makes sense if they are selling Isak for 150m which woul...

Those victimpool cunts aren't getting isak are they

I hope they milk the Saudi Barcodes.

Professor Here-We-Go says the Barcodes have put in a bid for Ekitike.

Professor Here-We-Go says the Barcodes have put in a bid for Ekitike.

I probably...know more about best arses than anybody.



And signed in just to say so ;p

I probably...know more about best arses than anybody.



And signed in just to say so ;p

Many people are saying it’s the best arse
they’ve ever seen.

Maybe Zinchenko, if he's willing to leave; Arteta hardly used him last year.

Maybe just maybe we've come to grips with the level of investment needed to provide the depth to compete on all fronts. If so Kiwior stays. The likes of Trossard, Vieira, Lokonga, Nelson, etc probably...

Maybe just maybe we've come to grips with the level of investment needed to provide the depth to compete on all fronts. If so Kiwior stays. The likes of Trossard, Vieira, Lokonga, Nelson, etc probably...

I think the Mosquera deal could end up being really great in the fullness of time. Is Kiwior headed elsewhere?

That was beautiful. The most beautiful ever.

Heh. that sounded so Trumpian..."I think he's good, very good, lot of people agree with me he's good, other's don't think he's so good, he might not be so good, could be bad"

Tomiyasu left .. Kiwior could leave.. not sure he will

I think the Mosquera deal could end up being really great in the fullness of time. Is Kiwior headed elsewhere?

let's see if anyone can out cynic me. 😂 I'm reluctant to give too much credit to the agent for waiving the fee. Given Gyökeres' behaviour toward Sporting I think it entirely possible that he himsel...

Wow, what a result in the cricket! I was too scared to listen. 😅

Sanllehi was too busy cooking other things. 😉

Followed by that crook, Sanllehi and the BBQ chef. Turns out the bloke who could really 'cook' is Big Berta.

With Mosquera incoming and the possible addition of Eze, this has been a cracker of a tra...

WIB
Well well Blogs
What's that Goldy? "a relentless animal"? Fuck yes

Remember that bald cocksucker Ivan Gazidis...fucking useless bullshitter

Gyokeres is just what we've needed for three years. I couldn't give a fuck if he's not great in the air. It seems like he's willing to do all the donkey work off the ball, but it's his hard running be...

Ah, didn't know that...

Yes but Hungarian name and apparently he's a dual citizen.

I've just watched some highlight reels, which I rarely do, and he scored a hat-trick against C115h, and two were penalties, with each one going on a different side.

He also scores with BOTH feet.

For me you can look at Gyokeres' goals/assists tally and criticize the strength of the league all you want but if you actually look at his metrics you find that he is a relentless animal with aerial a...

A couple of random metrics between Sesko and Gyokeres that stood out apart from the obvious attacking stuff

-Challenges/duels Gyokeres 94% Sesko 51%
-Tackles Gyokeres 82% Sesko 14%
-Attacking third t...

Is the German League appreciably better than the Portuguese League? I'm thinking of Haaland and his move to the Prem, and thinking about the Gyökeres comparison.

I watched a video where they said the correct Hungarian pronunciation was Yuck-Ker-Resh

But he's Swedish...

I watched a video where they said the correct Hungarian pronunciation was Yuck-Ker-Resh

I watched a video where they said the correct Hungarian pronunciation was Yuck-Ker-Resh

Looks like the type of gaudy over over-the-top crap you'd see in a UAE shopping mall jewellery shop.

so now we need to get real confirmation on the pronunciation of the name. I'd been going with hard G (which was clearly wrong), Gyo-cur-ezh, Blogs and Friends use a silent G dropping it entirely, bu...

Why is everyone talking about some plastic tournament and plastic club???!!!

let's see if anyone can out cynic me. 😂 I'm reluctant to give too much credit to the agent for waiving the fee. Given Gyökeres' behaviour toward Sporting I think it entirely possible that he himsel...

Remember that bald cocksucker Ivan Gazidis...fucking useless bullshitter

Remember that bald cocksucker Ivan Gazidis...fucking useless bullshitter

Thank fuck we got Berta in. Without him we'd be having our pisser pulled all summer by Liepzig chasing Sesko, with a late panic move to bring Eddie back

Imagine Arsenal had got a proper Director of Football (or whatever Berta's title is) after Dein had left.

This is the best time to be a football fan.

It's the hope

I was so deflated at the way the season ended I was pleased to see the back of football for the summer. Now I can’t wait for the new season to start

Archer gets Pant after his length being all over the place. If he could be a touch more onsistent he'd be unplayable. Game on.

Heh. Sorry . My capacity for being dense and missing the point is breathtaking. I blame the ADHD.

While I prefer mint crisp, this is regrettable.

No Caramellos for you.

Piss off down the lane, then.

I see Trump wouldn’t leave the stage when Chavs received their “trophy”…..a wonder he didn’t take a cue from J. Terry and appear in a Chav Kit

Berta still hasn't sold anyone yet the useless cunt

Look at this club addressing things and stuff. Immensely gratifying.

Andrea and Berta

Who are these women of which you speak and how do you know that they earn half of what men earn ?

Mosquera nearly done as well according to Ornstein. A very complete pre-pre-season. Canny move to fill the Sporting Director position with two women each paid half a man's salary. Unethical, but can't...

As an Arsenal fan, as many of us are, if we'd just bought Gyokeres and Zubimendi this window i'd have been stunned at us actually signing a striker and replacing a man credibly accused of multiple rap...

The Rube Goldberg of Mr. Ten Percents. Honestly, if I was a footballer faced with the prospect of negotiating with slimeball club owning billionaires, I'd want a slimeball millionaire on my side. The ...

So he WAS a genius?

They are waiting for the Muriel to be restored…
So it can be targeted again.

Sounds like an agent trying to place 3d chess has actually paid off for all concerned? That's a first.

When is the Eze anxiety going to start?

If I'm understanding it right, the agent was smart enough to negotiate a "release clause penalty" owed by Sporting to himself -- https://www.si.com/soccer/viktor-gyokeres-sporting-new-transfer-clause-...

Nice news about Gyokeres at last. Fascinating how the agents are giving up their cuts - would have been fun to actually see these negotiations going on.
Unless, of course, it was just a matter of "jUS...

Well, it would be bloody amazing if we could seal him this week too along with Madueke confirmed. That would be some first press conference on the tour! But I can live with waiting a little more as lo...

When is the Eze anxiety going to start?

Arse. WiB.

Morning all.

At last. Super incoming window so far. If Eze does arrive them it will be pretty much perfect.

Why is everyone talking about some plastic tournament and plastic club???!!!

A match made in heaven - a despicable man, a despicable football team and a despicable tournament.

I see Trump wouldn’t leave the stage when Chavs received their “trophy”…..a wonder he didn’t take a cue from J. Terry and appear in a Chav Kit

I see Trump wouldn’t leave the stage when Chavs received their “trophy”…..a wonder he didn’t take a cue from J. Terry and appear in a Chav Kit

I see Trump wouldn’t leave the stage when Chavs received their “trophy”…..a wonder he didn’t take a cue from J. Terry and appear in a Chav Kit

Reflects the strength of support for the Arsenal Women’s team

I've been to the England vs Wales game yesterday and there were at least 50 people with Arsenal jerseys there in my block. It really surprised me on a national match, especially jerseys from other tea...

...and didn't Gyökeres play for Coventry or have I made that up. I know they are a lower league team but he would be used to the English way of playing, wouldn't he he.

Great , now I can stop refreshing my internet browser and get on with life . Reminded me of the transfer windows we endured when we were one decent defensive midfielder away from completing a title wi...

Happy Bastille Day

Great , now I can stop refreshing my internet browser and get on with life . Reminded me of the transfer windows we endured when we were one decent defensive midfielder away from completing a title wi...