click to leave fresh arse

I don’t know of anyone ”winning ” anything 😉

Plastic winners of a plastic tournament.

Gyokeres get in
..

Also there was some event in the Americas apparently, only relevant because this happened.

Gyokeres get in
..

Also there was some event in the Americas apparently, only relevant because this happened.

Quiet start to the week

He's still injured so can't be sold until he's ready.

25% Reduction *SOLD AS SEEN* Guys a walking injury list waiting to happen unfortunately

Family had some money then.

25% Reduction *SOLD AS SEEN* Guys a walking injury list waiting to happen unfortunately

Barodes bought Elanga they are mates Isak ain’t gong .. hopefully someone gives Eketike a tour of their lands ..then we will be able to go for him I. Later window.

He's still injured so can't be sold until he's ready.

Gyokeres incoming.......and there will still be some that will claim it's not good enough and so on......... Can we please offload Jesus. Now he isn't of the required standard

Mead, 5-0

Newcastle getting him, willing to meet the £85m release clause. A bit too rich for our taste. But maybe Isak is going free? 😂 The word is it's Liverpool who are in for him if he decides to leave.

Gyokeres better turn out as good as we expect him to be

Ffs Eketike ..

Gyokeres better turn out as good as we expect him to be

Gyokeres better turn out as good as we expect him to be

Will Eze get done now that Nwaneri is signing?? I hope so.

Mosquera and Eze and that would complete a very good transfer window

Hmmm 🤔 yeah probably

PSG had a relatively easier league season than Chelsea... They were literally resting their key players in the league game before the 2nd leg vs Arsenal. Surprised at the way they have played today.

Face saving all round

Off to Newcastle or Liverpool

Gyokeres done for 54,6m£ that’s really good business….. Now tap up Ekerlids and tell him to sit put a season or 2 and we will come knocking.

Ffs Eketike ..

Having a 50person squad turns out to be Chavs playing 4D chess vs rest of the teams who’s players must be nackered

Fffs Chavs winning it .. ? And pocketing what 100m € ..

So there is no such thing as Karma if anyone naively believed it before.

Gyokeres done for 54,6m£ that’s really good business….. Now tap up Ekerlids and tell him to sit put a season or 2 and we will come knocking.

In other news... Cuntski are winning 1-0 against QSG in the money laundering scumbag tournament.

Fffs Chavs winning it .. ? And pocketing what 100m € ..

So there is no such thing as Karma if anyone naively believed it before.

He's got such a pliable face.

Sinner was a skier... He gave it up aged 13 to try his hand at tennis!

In other news... Cuntski are winning 1-0 against QSG in the money laundering scumbag tournament.

Ah, but I love doing that. I honestly had no idea who Jannik Sinner was before today. I haven't been watching any tennis for a good while. I think last match I saw was Alcaraz winning Wimbledon. I was...

Thank Mrs, I'll add it to my list of library books to get.

Ha. I agree and can accept. Jannick was imperious...

The women's game could really use that right now re major finals. I had hoped it would be a Sabalenka v. Światek final yesterday. Brutal on Anisimova who had the tougher draw and headed into that fina...

Given that it was reported that the Sporting president was holding out for €70m up front plus a further 10 in add-ons, I think Berta has played the guy pretty well.

Squeezing the agent was a smart mo...

The book was very good, too.By Len Deighton - he went to my old alma mater and was very keen on cooking.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Len_Deighton

The women's game could really use that right now re major finals. I had hoped it would be a Sabalenka v. Światek final yesterday. Brutal on Anisimova who had the tougher draw and headed into that fina...

Fair. Also the "rivalry" will benefit...

Ha. I agree and can accept. Jannick was imperious...

This did not age well. 😬

Poor Salar, Alcaraz just didn't have it this Wimbledon.

This did not age well. 😬

Poor Salar, Alcaraz just didn't have it this Wimbledon.

Alcaraz has that X Factor. Finds that extra something when it matters. Gyökeres can be that guy. Arsenal, don’t fuck this up!

Great stuff re Gyökeres. Club is really coming good this summer.

Ben Jacobs: "Arsenal will pay an initial fee of €63.5m for Viktor Gyökeres, with a further €10m in add-ons. Sporting do NOT have to pay a 10 per cent agent commission, which was required in their orig...

Think he'll benefit from this loss in the long-run. The more talented player but point construction needs a bit of work. Sinner's groundstrokes were absolutely ferocious at times, though... del Potro-...

Apparently, Caine only did the Jaws film because he got to spend six weeks in the Caribbean, and it paid for a house.

And the Ipcress File. Loved that film.

Alcaraz is their starboy. Not playing up to his usual level.

Gracious from Alcaraz. Classy!

Crowd very meh so far

Well done Jannik Sinner 🏆

Absolute filth!

Wonder if we try to get the Eze deal over the line closer to the start of the PL season or before the Emirates cup

He isn't but much to do with Jannick. Just want some passion for both...

The Ornstein bomba finally

Alcaraz is their starboy. Not playing up to his usual level.

Ornstein: “Arsenal in process of completing move for Viktor Gyokeres after taking final steps in negotiations with Sporting Lisbon. #AFC made formal advances on deal terms over weekend in bid to secur...

Crowd very meh so far

Big break from Sinner. Much better than I thought he might be.

Get Carter is such a fine film.

I'd put The Italian Job in with Get Carter and Alfie.

I'm envious. Could do with some rain here.

Apparently, Caine only did the Jaws film because he got to spend six weeks in the Caribbean, and it paid for a house.

And the Ipcress File. Loved that film.

It’s pouring cats and dogs in Baltimore today. Might not be bad to stay in and watch one of those classics!

I can’t argue as I have not seen those clunkers. Zulu and Sleuth were awesome. Also Get Carter and Hannah and Her Sisters, and Alfie.

I can’t argue as I have not seen those clunkers. Zulu and Sleuth were awesome. Also Get Carter and Hannah and Her Sisters, and Alfie.

I don't think even Caine would argue he was good in The Swarm or Jaws: The Revenge.

Lots of fine performances over the years, though. He was brilliant in Zulu, and I thought he hammed it up superbly ...

Forty- Love Island.

Reddit reminded me of this absurdity today https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/s/v93IkDLuqq

Is this the tennis or are you watching love Island?

Like Hackman or Caine - he’s good in everything.

Heh, crowd shots of people with money at Wimbledon. Focus on the players.

Is this the tennis or are you watching love Island?

Apologies jackster.... hope you had a great time in Dooblin

Slow motion replays of twats with plastic surgery. Unnecessary.

Throwing his toys out of the pram by refusing to go back to work isn't particularly impressive, though.

Like Hackman or Caine - he’s good in everything.

Like Hackman or Caine - he’s good in everything.

Lithgow in 3rd Rock From The Sun was hilarious

Lithgow in 3rd Rock From The Sun was hilarious

I could be wrong but I think Lithgow is playing the man himself in a film about Dahl's life

I could be wrong but I think Lithgow is playing the man himself in a film about Dahl's life

Just before a serve lefty. I love watching these two....

From the Starlight Rooms, Peckham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUBnsqGbgBQ

Heh. Good one

We'll see if Sinner can escape from Alcatraz today

Coked up hooray, Henry, probably in red trousers, popping champagne corks at Centre Court Final.

Apologies jackster.... hope you had a great time in Dooblin

Well in Shannon and thanks for waiting until I'm back in Blighty before mentioning Guinness Bread.

Whereas Sesko obviously is still looking for his testicular fortitude to make the jump up- Gyokeres is talking his shit and putting mfers on notice. Gotta love it. Get it done.

Alcaraz has that X Factor. Finds that extra something when it matters. Gyökeres can be that guy. Arsenal, don’t fuck this up!

Alcaraz has that X Factor. Finds that extra something when it matters. Gyökeres can be that guy. Arsenal, don’t fuck this up!

Tourists have nothing to worry about. Here we've heard about a few Canadians getting detained but not tourists and in each case once you get to the bottom of it it was because they did something stu...

I know lots didn't vote for Trump but I'm in no mood to give my money to anything connected with the US.

They know a butter lover when they see one I suppose!

I was planning a big trip to the US next year, but have decided against it, it just doesn't seem worth it at the moment. I don't have social medi...

Listening to Charles Watts, it sounds like the agent is being a bit of a turd.

Im based in Sweden..
and heard
they wanted ………………………….,,,,,


Caramellos.

Terms that make me slightly nauseous.

Clotted cream.
Cottage cheese.

Gyok?

Butter and jam, for sure.

I saw a picture, he had his top off; looked in great shape.

Idiotic shot from Harry Brook.

Noni medical on Tuesday? Meaning journalists were talking shit about that medical last week, I guess.

From the Starlight Rooms, Peckham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUBnsqGbgBQ

Moto Gp about to start...... not expecting anything other than a Marc victory..... again!

Yes. Philip Pope co-wrote a lot of comedy songs and spoofs, as well as playing Tony Angelino who sang "Cwying" in Only Fools and Horses.

Arse.

Well in SG!

Arse.

Well in SG!

Is any transfer really that simple, especially one involving a player that is in demand and whose club is quite happy to play hardball?

A striker? What is a striker?

20km, nice. Are you a road cyclist?

I had no idea there was a Wimbledon's men's final on today. I had even less idea that an Italian was in the final. Alcaraz is a generational talent though, though I see Sinner's won a couple against h...

Is Guinness bread a product made by other people than Guinness? I had some at the Baltimore Guinness Brewery and loved it
Had no idea it was a type of bread

Is that Angus Deaton on the left? 🤣

Is that Angus Deaton on the left? 🤣

Oops...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlWqNl4Yips

But at least Butter is better than Marge....

https://www.youtu.be/zlWqNl4Yips

But at least Butter is better than Marge....

https://www.youtu.be/zlWqNl4Yips

Something controversial. I believe butter is one of the most disgusting things invented in human history. Can't eat the stuff.

I know lots didn't vote for Trump but I'm in no mood to give my money to anything connected with the US.

They know a butter lover when they see one I suppose!

I was planning a big trip to the US next year, but have decided against it, it just doesn't seem worth it at the moment. I don't have social medi...

It’s so frustrating that what should be a simple transfer is turning so complicated.

Yeah, I like to get out on the road early when it's quiet. It's good for basic fitness before I have to get in proper shape to ref the new season. My sister and her husband are the mountain bikers alt...

Arse. Well in SG.

Morning all.

A bit cooler here today, had breakfast a couple of hours ago, toast with butter only, and been out and done a quick 20km on the bike. Family coming over this afternoo...

Is that what Danish Border control want to know? They didn't ask me, but I love the stuff!

Trying to go to the US now might be different with my social media likes and the precious orange baby in off...

I still hope we do it but I'm understandably concerned.

You wouldn't be allowed into Denmark (where I live) with that kind of revelation

Something controversial. I believe butter is one of the most disgusting things invented in human history. Can't eat the stuff.

Unless the alternatives are more expensive to complete. This positional signing was supposed to be the priority this window. Can we afford not to get it done.

Isn't that in the job description?

Given how many big deals we're having to package in instalments, would seem we're definitely operating under some constraints. Very easy to see the club walking away from this.

Something controversial. I believe butter is one of the most disgusting things invented in human history. Can't eat the stuff.

Listening to Charles Watts, it sounds like the agent is being a bit of a turd.

It always amuses me that a profession which believes cheating is acceptable in its everyday work is flabbergasted when an unofficial agreement made during an unrecorded meeting isn't fulfilled to thei...

Things like gentleman's agreements are always tenuous but it seems the club went back on their word... and Lisbon hiked up the price that was initially touted.

Things like gentleman's agreements are always tenuous but it seems the club went back on their word... and Lisbon hiked up the price that was initially touted.

Morning all, home made Guinness bread from my local pub; toasted with Irish butter thickly applied, and raspberry jam from the farm next door. Not decided on tea or coffee yet......and settle down to ...

Clotted cream first and jam on top on a scone. That makes me a friend of Devonians and an enemy of the Cornish!

About 5⁰ colder than Paris this afternoon too.

While Arsenal stall, isn’t this a gold-plated invitation for another PL club to nip in and offer whatever Sporting and the player are asking for?
Their president would love that as would whoever gazum...

No he isn’t. He’s acting like a Seller in a Sellers Market

Truly a debacle at this point. Sporting Lisbon's president behaving like an utter cretin.

Im based in Sweden..
and heard
they wanted ………………………….,,,,,


Caramellos.

While Arsenal stall, isn’t this a gold-plated invitation for another PL club to nip in and offer whatever Sporting and the player are asking for?
Their president would love that as would whoever gazum...

Im based in Sweden..
and heard
they wanted ………………………….,,,,,


Caramellos.

A bit of respect possibly. NB speaks about optics and these negotiations have the “ appearance “ of a big PL club browbeating a smaller team.
I suspect the Sporting Director is a proud individual and ...

But what exactly do Sporting want that we are not offering them - I just thought it was the way we wanted to pay for him rather than the amount. I really don't want us to end up with a crappy replacem...

I'm not sure whether Gyökeres actually said he didn't want to join Arsenal, I feel like that was just clickbait nonsense, although you make an interesting point.

I'm not a fan of scones, especially ones with fruit in them. I spent lots of childhood summer holidays in Cornwall maybe that's why I prefer jam first. But then again I spent lots of holidays in Devon...

Clotted cream just sounds better. And for me the cream first means when the tartness of the jam hits the roof of the palate, it's immediately followed by the rich texture of the clotted cream and then...

A striker? What is a striker?

20km, nice. Are you a road cyclist?

Then call it boiled cream - that's more or less what it is. And jam first otherwise the cream won't stick on thickly enough. Or you can bypass all this and eat the cream directly with a teaspoon. ...

This whole Gyökeres stuff has brought up something I have long wondered about. - how clubs can push players about and sell them to what seems to me, seemingly, any club they like. And what say, exactl...

Seems normal to me.

Arse. Well in SG.

Morning all.

A bit cooler here today, had breakfast a couple of hours ago, toast with butter only, and been out and done a quick 20km on the bike. Family coming over this afternoo...

Arse!
Well in SG

My father in law eats boiled eggs without adding so much as a grain of salt. To me that is extraordinary.

Have a nice Sunday folkers.

Toast and butter and then on top something savoury. The only jam I like (damson) is off limits because off high potassium levels and anyway there are only a couple of producers in the UK as there aren...

Terms that make me slightly nauseous.

Clotted cream.
Cottage cheese.

On a pizza?

Ham and pineapple

Terms that make me slightly nauseous.

Clotted cream.
Cottage cheese.

Cottage cheese yes, but clotted cream with jam on a freshly baked scone does it for me.

Terms that make me slightly nauseous.

Clotted cream.
Cottage cheese.

But what exactly do Sporting want that we are not offering them - I just thought it was the way we wanted to pay for him rather than the amount. I really don't want us to end up with a crappy replacem...

TGV rather than a Tumbril

Good day ahead!

Morning all, home made Guinness bread from my local pub; toasted with Irish butter thickly applied, and raspberry jam from the farm next door. Not decided on tea or coffee yet......and settle down to ...

Breakfast of kings (in France)

Tea then coffee!

Morning all, home made Guinness bread from my local pub; toasted with Irish butter thickly applied, and raspberry jam from the farm next door. Not decided on tea or coffee yet......and settle down to ...

No toast for me. Just espresso and croissant at the station. Sorry, expresso as we say here.

A Nice bit of Silva-ware

Nice. Meeting up with Silva. Nice.

Where are you headed?

No toast for me. Just espresso and croissant at the station. Sorry, expresso as we say here.