click to leave fresh arse

I can do without all this football angst. Have got enough real angst.

This better not effect any plans for Eze …

Chelsea have rejected a £50m bid for Madueke. Please, please walk away Arsenal. Don't do this. Focus on Gyökeres and Eze. Let Chelsea stew!

Funny you should mention that Letters, I've been away for a few hours with the girlfriend you haven't got

”50 million and you’re shit” 🤔 hmm where have we heard that before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2f-MZ2HRHQ

Chelsea management flipping back to the page in their playbook marked "havertz" and sniggering.

We'll end up paying £70M 😂🤮

We should go back with a "fuck you" lower bid.

This is Havertz all over again, cue 100 YouTubers explaining to fans why Madueke is a baller and if you can't see it you don't know ball. And then he'll integrate and do some good things and every goo...

Chelsea management flipping back to the page in their playbook marked "havertz" and sniggering.

We'll end up paying £70M 😂🤮

We should go back with a "fuck you" lower bid.

Chelsea have rejected a £50m bid for Madueke. Please, please walk away Arsenal. Don't do this. Focus on Gyökeres and Eze. Let Chelsea stew!

I spend way too much time with you guys discussing stuff that’s not really that important…I might need a girlfriend…

I really hope so. Arteta has got some kind of screw loose. He does so much which is exceptional and then he has some kind of multimillion pound brain fart. Medueke is an interesting player, but not £5...

They were always going to turn down an opening bid, which makes it worse that we began with such a high offer.

Hopefully, Berta can pull rank again and find better value elsewhere.

Chelsea have rejected a £50m bid for Madueke. Please, please walk away Arsenal. Don't do this. Focus on Gyökeres and Eze. Let Chelsea stew!

Chelsea have rejected a £50m bid for Madueke. Please, please walk away Arsenal. Don't do this. Focus on Gyökeres and Eze. Let Chelsea stew!

Remember a few years back when we had discussions about Dembele?? 😀

Heh... Parma have enquired about Fabio Vieira...

Carlos tapping up his old club?!

Blimey... QSG hammered Real Madrid 4-0

An all-European final.

What a waste of time to find out the 'best' teams in the world are those European clubs with the greatest funding. Cuntski vs QSG.

Blimey... QSG hammered Real Madrid 4-0

Prolapsed.

Torn

heh, I went in for a hernia operation and came out with... 😬

Charlie... Chelsea ffs

no, I don't, not really (exaggerated for effect), but it should be a low priority for us and high priority for them which gives us the high ground in negotiations. We had the high ground with Havertz...

He is an Engerland international you think he can be bought for 25m£ ?

LOL have I shared my Hernia story ? Or was it an excessive circumcision??

Then when we sign this waster, because we're fans we have to try and rationalise it..."maybe it's not that bad a signing, I mean he can dribble the ball without tripping over it and breaking his fucki...

I’ll just take out the batteries if she talks back …

MANPOWER!! Or what ever assholes yell these days ..

Madueke beats Martinellis stats all across the board , but scored and assisted less 😂

Good luck trying to convince the doll that madueke is a good signing

Good luck trying to convince the doll that madueke is a good signing

When the kids move out and Ai makes some leaps I might get the next
Model of real dolls .

Preferably one that doesn’t need inflating

Preferably one that doesn’t need inflating

I spend way too much time with you guys discussing stuff that’s not really that important…I might need a girlfriend…

LOL have I shared my Hernia story ? Or was it an excessive circumcision??

Guy personally vouched for Willian and has yet to pull off a truly inspiring signing in that part of the pitch.

Morphine probably hasn’t worn off yet

Guy personally vouched for Willian and has yet to pull off a truly inspiring signing in that part of the pitch.

Arteta went into bat hard last season for Calafiori and Merino when we were desperately short on forwards. He's a weirdo when it comes to transfers.

Well spoken very classy arse .

Because if Arteta wants him and thinks he will do a job for him then we’ll pay whatever our Club thinks he’s worth and although I don’t really fancy the deal I have more faith in the Club hierarchy th...

How was the Guinness Storehouse jackster? Was blogs there? I was in Dublin all day and nary a sign of the blaggard.....
; )

Because if Arteta wants him and thinks he will do a job for him then we’ll pay whatever our Club thinks he’s worth and although I don’t really fancy the deal I have more faith in the Club hierarchy th...

Because if Arteta wants him and thinks he will do a job for him then we’ll pay whatever our Club thinks he’s worth and although I don’t really fancy the deal I have more faith in the Club hierarchy th...

If we don't end up signing this bum, I will buy you all a caramello every day for the rest of your lives

We're haggling over 4 million with Gyokeres, but charge in straight away with 50 million for this fucking guy....makes no sense. Beginning to think there's something dodgy going on with money being wa...

They paid 28m for the cunt and they want rid, how the fuck are we paying double?!!

They paid 28m for the cunt and they want rid, how the fuck are we paying double?!!

Lack of imagination and ambition. Like with Kai, I don't believe there is not any other player in the world who isn't just as good, or better, for that price.

We haven’t bought him yet .. Chavs want 50

Elenga went for 55 m
And Kudos went for 55+(15?)

We haven’t bought him yet .. Chavs want 50

Elenga went for 55 m
And Kudos went for 55+(15?)

50m is the most ridiculous part. Anything north of 40m for that guy is ludicrous.

50m bid for another fucking bum Chelsea want rid of

What the fuck is wrong with this club? Can one of those journos like watts or gunnerblog please ask Arteta why we keep buying players from chelsea

It likely means we cannot go for Eze or Rodrygo without selling someone else who would benefit this squad a lot more.

It's a classic Arteta indulgent nonsense signing

He didn't have 15 goal involve...

Really don’t understand Rodger’s Rumour he is great at what he does wich is being an 8 and we have Declan and Merino and Kai .. I know he used to be a a winger but can he wing it anymore doesn’t make ...

I’m astonished at how much this move upsets our base.. If it happens he will be one of our fastest player and also one of our top dribblers.. it makes so so much sense .. I prefer him to Gordon for ex...

I'd rather we try for Semenyo; he's contributed more to his team than Meduake has to his, and we're not giving money to a bunch of unsavoury launderers.

If he's so good why didn't we spend £28m on him when he was at PSV?

If he's so good why didn't we spend £28m on him when he was at PSV?

Likewise. Want to keep as many of the quick players that we can and Gabby gives more width than Trossard

Car said 25° , but I don't believe it. Lashing when I left the West..., but we do 'hot' as well, you know....

Almost 20 degrees?

Rogers would be a lot more. I doubt that Villa would sell below £75-80m given his importance to them.

The Guardian reports that Arsenal are after both Madueke and Eze.

Not interested if it's not Arsenal playeuses scoring :-p

FFS!

VAR offside

Russooooo 3-0

I'm ok with Trossard leaving, but they could make more money from the Martinelli sale.

Scorchio in Dublin today

How was the Guinness Storehouse jackster? Was blogs there? I was in Dublin all day and nary a sign of the blaggard.....
; )

Good luck Salaar!

I think he went to Shannon that day.

How was the Guinness Storehouse jackster? Was blogs there? I was in Dublin all day and nary a sign of the blaggard.....
; )

a triumph. We are at saint Stephens green. Full of fecking tourists.

Oh

If we get Gyokeres, Eze, and Madueke, I wouldn't be surprised to see Trossard and/or Martinelli sold.

I hope so, but I can't see it. That's a lot of money.

I hope so, but I can't see it. That's a lot of money.

“Wayne Rooney is set to become a regular pundit on MoTD having landed an £800,000 two year contract with the BBC

He’s going to get them relegated to BBC2”

WiB
UL nik
Well intelligent Blogs
Well in Carlos!
Get well soon class
Wince-ful reading these arses today, Christ.
Glad to have you survivors around...
MRI scan for me tomoz.

Eze deal is separate from striker and winger moves

So we looked at Eze and Rogers and decided on Meduake? Borderline outrageous.

So we looked at Eze and Rogers and decided on Meduake? Borderline outrageous.

Yep she should hit target

Speaking of valuation west han want £70m for mo Kudas from spuds

Yep she should hit target

Speaking of valuation west han want £70m for mo Kudas from spuds

Superb strike

Superb strike

James.

1-0

NEW: Arsenal are in talks with Chelsea over the potential transfer of Noni Madueke!

Eberechi Eze and Morgan Rogers also considered by #AFC, according to David Ornstein 👀


How is that NEW

Russo just HAS to score from that sort of chance

NEW: Arsenal are in talks with Chelsea over the potential transfer of Noni Madueke!

Eberechi Eze and Morgan Rogers also considered by #AFC, according to David Ornstein 👀


How is that NEW

“Wayne Rooney is set to become a regular pundit on MoTD having landed an £800,000 two year contract with the BBC

He’s going to get them relegated to BBC2”

All right Lance?

29. Classic testicular cancer age.

Wow. You got diagnosed at a young age

Meanwhile Lyon won their appeal so Palace possibly not in Europe next season. They’ll need the money from an Eze transfer

Pre-season fixtures on sale now

NEW: Arsenal are in talks with Chelsea over the potential transfer of Noni Madueke!

Eberechi Eze and Morgan Rogers also considered by #AFC, according to David Ornstein 👀


How is that NEW

Nice.
My 10 year check up was about 15 years ago

My 10 year check up at Barts is this December

ten years ago? that's pretty, um, old for that shit

Malignant tumour

cancer, yes? are there other reasons?

a triumph. We are at saint Stephens green. Full of fecking tourists.

Oh

Blogs' AI is run by dolphins

Don’t think so. I had the left one removed hence I lean a bit to the right

Don’t think so. I had the left one removed hence I lean a bit to the right

hang on, have we chatted about that?

I had an orchidectomy in 2015 and I don’t remember being in that much discomfort after

My orchidectomy (google it) was a very similar op and I woke up in a lot of pain too. All very manageable. A bit of bed rest and you'll be right as rain before you can say "fuck I shouldn't have trie...

Yup. Inguinal

This was lower hernia op?

Well that’s encouraging

Well that’s encouraging

Ouch. Good luck. Though it's still too early for you to be in REAL pain, I guess.
mwahahahahaha.

Hope they'll treat you well before release.

When I try to move. I’m waiting for them to give me some pain killers

that painful, eh?

Did anyone get the number of the bus that hit me

This has got to be the funniest handballs not given that I have ever seen.

https://x.com/usmntonly/status/1942022118801322040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1942022118801322040%...

Cheers GL, I was definitely better than Monday (was a shorter sesh too), but definitely won't be back in full team/contact training before the start of the season.
I'll be happy if I can just about st...

Arse!
Bruce!
Good luck with the PT Ollie. We are expecting you back in training by start of the season.

I don't follow F1, but I do know that the man is a nasty piece of work

Oh dear, so sad... Christian Horner sacked by Disgustingly Sweet Energy Drink F1

a triumph. We are at saint Stephens green. Full of fecking tourists.

Oh

Ha! Does it work as well as SNCFEssex?

Whatever class is gowned up for - good luck.

Sncfeire

Oh dear, so sad... Christian Horner sacked by Disgustingly Sweet Energy Drink F1

I noticed Saka and Timber at the match yesterday as did the commentator, who not only recognised them but said they played for his team, Arsenal. Don't know which of the commentators it was, tho'.

Mark Flipperberg.

Mark Flipperberg.

Blogs' AI is run by dolphins

He's not off to manure?

Wrote a bit about him yesterday, didn't see anything new

At least Nice is on the water

(weirder though is that by Saturday or Sunday, the max temperature in Paris should be slightly above that in Nice for a few days)

Blogs why no pearls of wisdom on Eze.

Surely he cant be that desperate to sign for spuds.

Can you believe he's only 25? The cunt looks like he could have fought in Vietnam

Can you believe he's only 25? The cunt looks like he could have fought in Vietnam

Mbeumo for 65 million anyone?

Nice is and probably always will be Nice.

Weirdly, my work laptop has just switched to showing me the weather in Nice. Which is nice, as I am going there soon, but not before the weekend.

Dolphins killed the chat

Blogs' AI is run by dolphins

See you on the other side

FoB

Feels a bit exposed in this gown and I don’t have any heels to go with it

FoB

Feels a bit exposed in this gown and I don’t have any heels to go with it

Dolphins listen to Phil Collins on iPods.

Blogs' AI is run by dolphins

All the bright violets and purples have mostly gone down, but there's still a nice think black scab running down by my eye.

Me in a week or two: https://super-villain.fandom.com/wiki/Scar_(The_Lion_K...

Blogs' AI is run by dolphins

Blogs' AI is run by dolphins

Morning both, I hope you are both healing well, leg and head.