click to leave fresh arse

Behold the field on with I grow my fucks
Look at it and see that it is barren.

Fabio is the kinda player Palace could develop if they rate him .. The talent is there. And he would be a cheap makeweight.

we don't care

Don’t think Palace would agree

QSG v Bayern and Real v Dortmund

I Wonder if Viera is involved in Eze deal would make sense.

QSG v Bayern and Real v Dortmund

14 has been our designated striker quite a lot since Thierry.

I don't know why, but I love debating squad numbers. Current thoughts:

Love Raya #1 and Kepa #13. Typical GK numbers.

Ode needs to take the #10, which he also wears for Norway (and matches his posit...

Panasonic.

(+i) Patrick or Fabio?

I Wonder if Viera is involved in Eze deal would make sense.

they have so many players I'm surprised they haven't sold half the squad to themselves to create an offshoot Chelski2 FC... or Chelski the Lesser.

I think we”d ALL love to see that!

fame at last!! :D

fame at last!! :D

fame at last!! :D

fame at last!! :D

Didn't they pretty much do that with their women's team?

Didn't they pretty much do that with their women's team?

Time to sell another hotel to themselves.

they have so many players I'm surprised they haven't sold half the squad to themselves to create an offshoot Chelski2 FC... or Chelski the Lesser.

Time to sell another hotel to themselves.

Are they a Canadian indie rock band that formed in 2005 in Toronto, Ontario?

“Joao Pedro has become the 18th forward to sign for Chelsea in just over three years under their current owners.
He joins from Brighton in a deal worth £60m, taking their total spending on attackers i...

Wrong: it's still 32 in Nice.

Arse!
right in the balls, ballsy

"I know the arrival of another player from Chelsea is problematic for some people"
who?! £5m for a Premier League experienced quality back up keeper vs a £30m...

Eze #10 !!

I might just get to rural alberta advantage finally tomorrow. It's at a shitty venue but yesterday a Canada Day special popped up 2-for-1 so I'll see that one then Violent Femmes on Sunday.

t'is the...

Wrong: it's still 32 in Nice.

heh mental.
Especially as they are all contracted for 7 years or so, right?

“Joao Pedro has become the 18th forward to sign for Chelsea in just over three years under their current owners.
He joins from Brighton in a deal worth £60m, taking their total spending on attackers i...

If true it's an amazing thing (three forwards). But I worry that low-balling CP will not be well received and I'm hearing rumours (denied by those who know) of how Berta treated Partey at Atletico Mad...

“Joao Pedro has become the 18th forward to sign for Chelsea in just over three years under their current owners.
He joins from Brighton in a deal worth £60m, taking their total spending on attackers i...

“Joao Pedro has become the 18th forward to sign for Chelsea in just over three years under their current owners.
He joins from Brighton in a deal worth £60m, taking their total spending on attackers i...

I'm daring to dream I might get a decent night's sleep tonight. Right now that's a bigger question than the striker one. Or at least of equal concern.

I wonder if the ITKs will go into the sleep hab...

Nice evening now. 23 and sunny

Heh, it's been 18°C and rainy here, very spring-like.

Oooh, we've just gone under 30°C, unusual at this time of day. :-)

Oooh, we've just gone under 30°C, unusual at this time of day. :-)

I might just get to rural alberta advantage finally tomorrow. It's at a shitty venue but yesterday a Canada Day special popped up 2-for-1 so I'll see that one then Violent Femmes on Sunday.

t'is the...

Arse.
Well in Ballsy.
The Shamen performed at Highbury in 1992 and sang that song at half time. They were booed from start to finish because of the drug connection. E's. I seem to remember Sky apologi...

Now we're getting Eze I'm trying to come up with an 11 of players with 3 letter surnames

I've got Edu in midfield, with Eze, Job and Son up front.

Talk TV Part of the News corp group. Same stable as Talk Sport which should explain it all

Ornacle or not, I'll believe it when I see it.

Ornstein literally saying it's Eze + Winger + Striker

CK18 - here to stay!

Ornstein saying we're bidding below the buy-out clause and also saying we're targeting Eze in addition to the striker and winger. I don't know if this is ambition or hubris.

Arse.
Wib(allsy).

Yeah, I couldn't figure out if that was real or spoof either.

He can grow concrete, he's got to be.
But wow.

I understood :D

Typo, mean Ruel Fox

This joke is gonna fly over peoples heads.




Mainly because it wasn't much of a joke.

Can old Rule play left back?

I wasn't sure if it was a satire

Talk TV Part of the News corp group. Same stable as Talk Sport which should explain it all

was that a real news item? that dude behind the desk was so rude

amazing

Yes, real. He is a rude old prick.

Is that Leroy Fer? Norwich or some Dutch team if I remember...

Fer?

Emre Can?

Hell

Is Demba Ba allowed?

Good shout but cant include him due to the sex offence thing

Rix?

Can old Rule play left back?

Fox?

Lee?

was that a real news item? that dude behind the desk was so rude

was that a real news item? that dude behind the desk was so rude

Well said. Sad but true.
Whether it is the always brilliant David Squires or the sometimes brilliant writers of The Onion, their jobs are insanely hard now given that the pronouncements and actions...

Holy shit, what a fat, sweaty, dumb Ray Winston looking cunt.

And you to me
Are soft as summer rain at dawn, in love we share
That something rare
The sidewalks in the street
The concrete and the clay beneath my feet
Begins to crumble
But love will never die

Satire is dead now.

Reality is too satirical

I went to the same school as that radio guy which explains a lot.

Mike Graham?

No Gyokeres?

I went to the same school as that radio guy which explains a lot.

I dream of a front four of Eze, Rodrygo, Sesko and Saka and a second string of Martinelli, Odegaard, Havertz and Nwaneri

I think we”d ALL love to see that!

Very, very!

So if you got more, would you be more than more than happy?

I hope by "concrete" you mean that Eze is looking likely to appear in our midfield, and not as a flyover support at Roneo Corner, Romford.

Nah, won't wait that long, I'll rage after we lose at Old Cuntford to start the season.
DOOOOOMED!

I can only hope it's one of the successful lowballs and not one of the failures. Eze is rightfully prized by Palace. They lost Olise, generally regarded as the better of the two, in a pretty clean tra...

I'll save my rage/Joy for when window is closed.

And you to me
Are soft as summer rain at dawn, in love we share
That something rare
The sidewalks in the street
The concrete and the clay beneath my feet
Begins to crumble
But love will never die

Kepa’s a good deal. He’s ambitious and confident and has played at the highest level. For £5m it’s good value.

Eze would be a tremendous buy. Skill, athleticism, desire, character. Can see the room f...

It could definitely be true , we have seen numerous times how players have been sold well below and sometimes also more expensive than the release clause it all depends on circumstances.

Ornstein saying we're bidding below the buy-out clause and also saying we're targeting Eze in addition to the striker and winger. I don't know if this is ambition or hubris.

Surely if true this is a good thing ??

Kepa’s a good deal. He’s ambitious and confident and has played at the highest level. For £5m it’s good value.

Eze would be a tremendous buy. Skill, athleticism, desire, character. Can see the room f...

Ornstein saying we're bidding below the buy-out clause and also saying we're targeting Eze in addition to the striker and winger. I don't know if this is ambition or hubris.

I would love Eze. But I'm not expecting him. Been too much noise, you'd believe he's signed already. I couldn't face the crushing disappointment.

Hope it's let hot than here (again, not speaking metaphorically)
Enjoy!

Not quite. Tel Aviv. On my sofa, with my laptop on my lap.

£60m +£8m if I'm not mistaken. Definitely cheaper than Rodrygo

Are you in Brum?

And now: cricket!

https://youtu.be/7b2T8K2D-ps

Chorus from about 1.12 , could have been written for Eze!

The 'C' in Mr C stands for the expletive, "cunt".[14]

Of course he's a Chelsea fan then

Unfortunately he's a Chav I believe - MrC (Richard West)

I haven't a clue what that chant sounds like but I'll Google it up now.

I haven't a clue what that chant sounds like but I'll Google it up now.

Wonder how much Eze would be though

I Imagine enough that there would be no Rodrygo coming

Wonder how much Eze would be though

I Imagine enough that there would be no Rodrygo coming

plus the Ebenezer goode chant is already there and ready to go

He's one player that is Eze to like. Signing him would be a no-brainer.

Only thanks to the air con while waiting for the physio.
Though not going over 33⁰C today will be sort of appreciated.
*mwahves*

Anyone who doesn't want us to sign Eze needs their head examined, imo

I like Eze the first time I lay eyes on him. I say "he a tiger. He belong to us"

Anyone who doesn't want us to sign Eze needs their head examined, imo

In this country, you gotta get the Kepa first. Then when you get the Kepa, you get the Zubi. Then when you get the Zubi, then you get all the fuckin signings

morning petals....have we all started cooling down now.

Decent signing in Kepa.

Eze is such an exciting link! I think I'd even take him over a an out-and-out striker *hides behind couch*

I expect Zubimendi when I come back from the physio.
I'll bring my pitchfork just in case.