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Christians, Gabriels and Jesus??

We're turning into Holy God FC...

Talk sport breakfast says Sesko wants 370k wages , younger , bigger fee, but sell on ability

Victor wants only 190k, similar or smaller fee, older so less sell on ability .
......

heh, yeah, you should probably include currency symbols. 340k sounds more like his salary in $. Is it possible your quote on Šeško is in $ as well?

also, I'm not finding any quotes on his actual d...

Havertz is on 340k a week , isn't he ?!

Havertz is on 340k a week , isn't he ?!

Havertz is on 340k a week , isn't he ?!

I don't beleive that salary for one minute, I believe it even less if talk shit are reporting it.

Ornie saying we may be in for Valencia's 20-year old CB, Cristhian Mosquera.

Yup, we're gathering the Cristians now to add to our collection of Gabriel's 😂

There’s some marvellous jerk chicken sold up there, but it’s more, sold in a fast food style, if you want to sit down, 🤷‍♂️

Good evening Arsers...Sorry for interrupting any "transfer updates"😆
I'm taking my son to the Emirates this Sunday for the Legends tour(Charlie George👍)-part of Oli's 18th birthday celebrations 🍾
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My bad.. Just missing our versatile Tomi is all..

Arse WiB.

Morning all.

Zubimendi good. Norgaard good. Kepa good. Now let's get the attacking signings in.

A scandal that has been over 25 years in the making, through John Major, to Blair and onwards. Council and social housing, schools, hospitals all became vehicles for bureaucratisation and corporatisat...

Mosquera good back-up for Saliba which leave White/Timber for the RB position, possible Gabi + Kiwior LCB, Calafiori and MLS LB

I like it

I don't beleive that salary for one minute, I believe it even less if talk shit are reporting it.

I don't beleive that salary for one minute, I believe it even less if talk shit are reporting it.

Well fucking said.

Ever been in receipt of a benefit? They call you a customer, and I have friends who work in private healthcare, and they also refer to their patients as customers.

That wage is crazy. Would cause real problems with the amount other players would want

A scandal that has been over 25 years in the making, through John Major, to Blair and onwards. Council and social housing, schools, hospitals all became vehicles for bureaucratisation and corporatisat...

Talk sport breakfast says Sesko wants 370k wages , younger , bigger fee, but sell on ability

Victor wants only 190k, similar or smaller fee, older so less sell on ability .
......

Money is leaving schools and going into the multi academy trusts. Lots of people at these trusts are earning six figure salaries and there are now multiple layers of management. The money has left the...

"I do think we're veering towards Gyokeres."
I think Leipzig are a major reason for our waffling. My suspicion is it was initially 50/50, then we settled on Šeško but Leipzig were being such a...

Yep.

but we're fast moving towards a world where it will be nearly impossible to distinguish between photo's/film clips that are real and Deep fakes.

i feel huge sympathy for the next generation wh...

Apparently, the lad has played 90 minutes in 37 out of 38 Liga games. 😲

heh, uh oh. opening the Arses and having that immediately pop up... can't be a good sign.

Arse!
Bruce!
Another sensible, if not boner-inducing, signing.

I don't think diva. I think Clive on X put it best when he mentioned that the reason Sesko didn't join last season was because he had doubts he could challenge Havertz for the striker role, where Gyok...

Money is leaving schools and going into the multi academy trusts. Lots of people at these trusts are earning six figure salaries and there are now multiple layers of management. The money has left the...

Why is his name spelt like how Mike Tyson would say it

Money is leaving schools and going into the multi academy trusts. Lots of people at these trusts are earning six figure salaries and there are now multiple layers of management. The money has left the...

There's a real need to make civics and critical thinking more important in the primary and secondary education systems

Yep.

but we're fast moving towards a world where it will be nearly impossible to distinguish between photo's/film clips that are real and Deep fakes.

i feel huge sympathy for the next generation wh...

I don't think diva. I think Clive on X put it best when he mentioned that the reason Sesko didn't join last season was because he had doubts he could challenge Havertz for the striker role, where Gyok...

Throw in Osimhen and we'll be dancing on the streets! 🤣

😭

I understand what you are saying but there's no time left in the day, or indeed any money, for all the things that society says it wants schools to do. It might be different in Ireland but here in Eng...

Mosquera good back-up for Saliba which leave White/Timber for the RB position, possible Gabi + Kiwior LCB, Calafiori and MLS LB

I like it

Why is his name spelt like how Mike Tyson would say it

Need a left-back first.

Ornie saying we may be in for Valencia's 20-year old CB, Cristhian Mosquera.

Yup, we're gathering the Cristians now to add to our collection of Gabriel's 😂

Obligatory defender purchase sorted then *eye roll*

Now, I'm afraid I must insist.. The striker please.

Ornstein reports Arsenal interest in 20 year old Valencia CB Christian Mosquera. Looks a good player from the reels, reminiscent of Saliba. But they’re toying with us too, another piece of the defensi...

Allegedly performed non-consensual acts on an ex. There's a fair bit of smoke as well.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn858080e9xo

I understand.

But without some focus on those things from an early age, we're in a lot of trouble.

I understand what you are saying but there's no time left in the day, or indeed any money, for all the things that society says it wants schools to do. It might be different in Ireland but here in Eng...

There's a real need to make civics and critical thinking more important in the primary and secondary education systems

Arse! FoB

Attention all....our new striker has spoken!

https://youtube.com/shorts/9hpHQpp5fOk?si=rZDtOxvVtDV6fiqx

There's a real need to make civics and critical thinking more important in the primary and secondary education systems

Yep.

but we're fast moving towards a world where it will be nearly impossible to distinguish between photo's/film clips that are real and Deep fakes.

i feel huge sympathy for the next generation wh...

Yep.

but we're fast moving towards a world where it will be nearly impossible to distinguish between photo's/film clips that are real and Deep fakes.

i feel huge sympathy for the next generation wh...

Deep fake is still so obvious. It's getting better though.

I do not go on social media at all, so forgive my ignorance, but with the comment in the blog today about Partey and things that can't be said, and the fact he gets booed at every game up and down the...

Arse! FoB

Attention all....our new striker has spoken!

https://youtube.com/shorts/9hpHQpp5fOk?si=rZDtOxvVtDV6fiqx

Arse! FoB

Attention all....our new striker has spoken!

https://youtube.com/shorts/9hpHQpp5fOk?si=rZDtOxvVtDV6fiqx

Christian Nørgaard will be a solid squad player, a good deal. Also great to see an ex-Brøndby player representing Arsenal.

Feels a bit like doing the foundations again but now needs the decorative bit on the top that makes all the difference

Jenkinson was eligible for Finland

MLS signs new 5 year deal

Until Arsenal decide whether they want to sip Gyök or smoke Šeš, almost everything else will feel inconsequential.

For our last two titles we had a Swede so I think we should get one now. We also had two Swedes in 91.

They seem lucky for us

Maybe it's just me but I get the feeling that Gyokeres is more eager to join us while Sesko seems a bit of a diva and might have attitude issues.

Just saying

For our last two titles we had a Swede so I think we should get one now. We also had two Swedes in 91.

They seem lucky for us

Jenkinson was eligible for Finland

Oh Christ, Ollie….that’s just going to get NB excited

Bring back Rúnarsson.

True!
Although the Finns would probably say that they are their own entity 🤣.
Spelling Finnish words is fun.

That was a scary 12 days. Now we're back to regular awful.

How are you holding up, Nik?

No, but imagine!

We won't

Now that would be funny….everyone changing their tag name to brucelee4ever

Bring back Rúnarsson.

I was thinking about this yesterday... But we still need a Finnish and Icelandic player for total Scandinavian domination! 🤣

People seem to be losing their minds on social media about the Norgaard deal. £11m for a Jorginho replacement and max half of the wages Partey's on. Solid signing for me.

I was thinking about this yesterday... But we still need a Finnish and Icelandic player for total Scandinavian domination! 🤣

Morning all.
Well in shark.
Now, we just need to sign a Swede and we’ve got all of Scandinavia represented. Isak would be nice, but I’d settle for Gyokeres.

Fun fact: written Norwegian and Danish is...

Stop it! :-D

You're wrong 😝

I’m getting the feeling we’re only getting one, and it’s going to be someone who can feasibly play both. I hope I’m wrong and Gyökeres and Leao are incoming!

I’m getting the feeling we’re only getting one, and it’s going to be someone who can feasibly play both. I hope I’m wrong and Gyökeres and Leao are incoming!

We won't

Is this striker AND winger, or striker OR winger?

We’re gonna leave the striker/winger to deadline day, aren’t we?

Heh

That's because we're not signing one at all.
Mwahahahahaha.

No

No

We’re gonna leave the striker/winger to deadline day, aren’t we?

Just imagine if we did sign both of them, though.

Oh Christ, Ollie….that’s just going to get NB excited

Savages. There's a Union Jack on a cupboard here. colleague told someone to pick up something in the cupboard with the English flag. I had to tell him there was no such thing in the room :-).

Quite exciting that we're signing both Sesko and Gyokeres then.

Now that would be funny….everyone changing their tag name to brucelee4ever

Now that would be funny….everyone changing their tag name to brucelee4ever

Haha. I met him in a bar one time, and I said you're "John Faxe who played for Arsenal and Brøndby? It's so good to meet you!" and he replied "Actually, I played for Tottenham and FC Copenhagen"

*spoiler*
He didn't score! :-p

Wow, that's very cool. Faxe Jensen playing for The Arsenal against his boyhood club!

Quite exciting that we're signing both Sesko and Gyokeres then.

https://www.worldfootball.net/report/ec-der-pokalsieger-1994-1995-2-runde-arsenal-fc-broendby-if/

We are all Bruce.

It's your sports day and you're reading the blog to yourself? Are you not Bruce?

It's your sports day and you're reading the blog to yourself? Are you not Bruce?

Christian Nørgaard will be a solid squad player, a good deal. Also great to see an ex-Brøndby player representing Arsenal.

Hehe haha, last paragraph.

It’s Bruce’s sports day, today. So we are going in a little later than usual; I read him the blog.

He approves, chuckled, at the radioactive spider, bit.