The Arses - 5/27/2025

arseblog1 @ 06:23 | May 26, 2025

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gooder @ 00:02 | May 26, 2025

Heh, nope, can't leave it on that dreary note. How about....

We're Champions League Champions!!! 😁

citizenerased1 @ 23:10 | May 25, 2025

.@David_Ornstein: 'Arsenal have loads more to do....they will try and renew the contract of Thomas Partey, no outcome on that yet. Maybe a defender too because they missed out on Dean Hujsen, a 2nd choice Goalkeeper as well' [@NBCSports]

On that cheery note, goodnight.

citizenerased1 @ 23:02 | May 25, 2025

Reply to chrism:

We can't keep complaining about lack of depth and saying this one has to leave or that one has to leave. Apart from Tierney, Jorginho and possibly Zinchenko leaving, we need to be adding to the squad....

This is the issue with the forward line and thinking we'll buy more than one forward is a reach imo. There is player depth, it's just of questionable quality and gonna be hard to shift any of them on due to injuries and big contracts

We've got three positions and six players currently

Trossard - in talks about a new deal
Martinelli - not suited to our slow tempo but also don't see him going anywhere
Havertz - biggest earner. Going nowhere.
Jesus - out until Jan. On £250k a week. Going nowhere
Saka - no brainer
Nwaneri

chrism @ 22:09 | May 25, 2025

Reply to northbankfc:

That’s where the creativity and scouting has to come to the fore. These £20-25m “punts” have to be a lot better than they have been. It does make sense to keep what we have, but I’d sell Vieira, Reiss...

Well none of those have been in the squad this season, so moving them on is no real loss. I'm talking more about "cashing in" on Kiwior, swap deals involving Havertz for Rodrygo etc. We need to keep them, for me the likes of Havertz should be relegated to a squad player, and bring in better players for the first XI.

northbankfc @ 22:01 | May 25, 2025

Reply to chrism:

We can't keep complaining about lack of depth and saying this one has to leave or that one has to leave. Apart from Tierney, Jorginho and possibly Zinchenko leaving, we need to be adding to the squad....

That’s where the creativity and scouting has to come to the fore. These £20-25m “punts” have to be a lot better than they have been. It does make sense to keep what we have, but I’d sell Vieira, Reiss, Tavares and Lokonga as well.

s.p2 @ 21:01 | May 25, 2025

Reply to chrism:

We can't keep complaining about lack of depth and saying this one has to leave or that one has to leave. Apart from Tierney, Jorginho and possibly Zinchenko leaving, we need to be adding to the squad....

Why wasn't this more obvious to some last summer?! People actually contended that a back-up midfield of Jorginho and Nwaneri (who Arteta himself deemed unready) was sufficient.

s.p2 @ 21:00 | May 25, 2025

Reply to jasonissimo:

I don't agree that anyone in the forward line needs to leave besides Sterling, who will return to his parent club now that his loan ended.

Saka is the only forward player we absolutely need to keep hold of.

chrism @ 20:48 | May 25, 2025

We can't keep complaining about lack of depth and saying this one has to leave or that one has to leave. Apart from Tierney, Jorginho and possibly Zinchenko leaving, we need to be adding to the squad.

northbankfc @ 20:28 | May 25, 2025

Reply to jasonissimo:

No.

You said no one has to go from the forward line but we need a new winger. Can’t be both? Am I missing something?

jasonissimo @ 20:14 | May 25, 2025

Reply to northbankfc:

So you see Trossard, Martinelli and another winger all competing for the left forward slot?

No.

northbankfc @ 20:09 | May 25, 2025

Reply to jasonissimo:

I don't agree that anyone in the forward line needs to leave besides Sterling, who will return to his parent club now that his loan ended.

So you see Trossard, Martinelli and another winger all competing for the left forward slot?

jasonissimo @ 20:00 | May 25, 2025

Reply to citizenerased1:

Meant in the forward line

I don't agree that anyone in the forward line needs to leave besides Sterling, who will return to his parent club now that his loan ended.

citizenerased1 @ 19:52 | May 25, 2025

Reply to jasonissimo:

Kieran Tierney, by all accounts.

Meant in the forward line

myleftwingfoot @ 19:36 | May 25, 2025

Reply to jasonissimo:

Absolutely delighted the women won yesterday--fantastic and well-deserved result for the players, the manager, her staff, and the club as a whole.

On a more recent note, it is disgusting that the con...

Well said.

jasonissimo @ 19:36 | May 25, 2025

Reply to citizenerased1:

The left sided signing requires someone to leave. Who's going?

Kieran Tierney, by all accounts.

jasonissimo @ 19:34 | May 25, 2025

Absolutely delighted the women won yesterday--fantastic and well-deserved result for the players, the manager, her staff, and the club as a whole.

On a more recent note, it is disgusting that the confluence of gross incompetence and corruption of the PGMOL has gifted NUFC its much-needed influx of Champions League booty next season. There's no such thing as karma--especially where money is exchanging hands--but, if there was, then that club would be denied progress in the competition due to Isak being suspended on account of a dubious second yellow card given in the first half for delaying the restart away at Barcelona before a do-or-die final group stage match in Munich. FFS, how long can . . . THIS*. . . go on?

*read "this" with utmost disgust and derision, of the kind usually withheld for rulers of murderously oppressive nation states, and, indeed, the PGMOL and its protected class of unquestionable Mancunian white dudes.

myleftwingfoot @ 19:32 | May 25, 2025

Reply to hfb:

Next season, may there be less talk and more doing. Hope the news out of the club is the bare minimum.
Dont want to hear about winning everything or pranks about stealing your wallet.
Would love us n...

We wouldn't be allowed to get away with that. If Saliba was shoulder-charging into players' heads off the ball, Sky would be begging for him to get banned.

baichungbhutia @ 19:29 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Newcastle in cl

I just saw the Villa disallowed goal, that was a legitimate goal. Newcastle fund transfer working overtime there.

hfb @ 19:20 | May 25, 2025

Next season, may there be less talk and more doing. Hope the news out of the club is the bare minimum.
Dont want to hear about winning everything or pranks about stealing your wallet.
Would love us not to travel to dubai for a change. Even if our exits from cups (God forbid) allow it.
Need a nasty side to us without going overboard. Study liverpool barging into players pretending to play the ball but always playing the man. Nice guys finish second.

kleinfeld @ 18:55 | May 25, 2025

Reply to citizenerased1:

The left sided signing requires someone to leave. Who's going?

Zinny

citizenerased1 @ 18:47 | May 25, 2025

Reply to mike1:

I'm pretty certain we'll go big on a striker and left sided forward / winger, that will be an improvement. It will be interesting to see how Zubimendi to English football. I don't think it's going to ...

The left sided signing requires someone to leave. Who's going?

mike1 @ 18:46 | May 25, 2025

Reply to citizenerased1:

We'll sign one forward and a bunch of players in the build up and defensive positions and go nowhere. Arsenal fans will continue to explain away every issue.

I'm pretty certain we'll go big on a striker and left sided forward / winger, that will be an improvement. It will be interesting to see how Zubimendi to English football. I don't think it's going to be a smooth adaptation.

Then there's the big question mark about Odegaard finding his form next season.

Beyond that, let's hope that Nwaweri and Lewis Skelly continue to develop and that we can enjoy a season with far fewer injuries.

iclass @ 18:45 | May 25, 2025

Reply to northbankfc:

3rd consecutive second place, 10 points behind, not as out of sight condidering. And turning five draws into wins and maybe one loss into a draw was doable. Šeško last summer instead of Sterling would...

And that’s a fine note to leave this season behind

brucelee4ever @ 18:43 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Sesko is Tesco

We need Harrods...or at least M&S food

I saw Sesko in Tescoes, he thought he was in Frescoes.

mike1 @ 18:40 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Gyokeres numbers are miles ahead of anything Nunez ever achieved

He's poor in the air and his first touch isn't clean. He'll get no space in the Premier League.

I think he'll score goals, but I'm yet to be convinced he's what we are expecting. I don't think anyone is, apart from Isak and that isn't happening.

brucelee4ever @ 18:40 | May 25, 2025

Reply to northbankfc:

It is daft. It’s almost beyond parody to still be calling it the “Champions” League.

Chess moves: they’re still eyeing a super (type) league. First move, diminish what already holds that spot.

freddieathome @ 18:39 | May 25, 2025

Having seen a bit of both Sesko scores goals Arsenal and Gyokeres don’t, if I could pick I’d take the Slovenian over the Swede

mike1 @ 18:38 | May 25, 2025

Reply to northbankfc:

We tried but we clearly didn’t convince Šeško. He could have refused to sign and join with us and we could have been fair on the price to not leave Leipzig feeling fucked over. Maybe Josh didn’t back ...

Rumours at the time is that tje player felt he wasn't guaranteed first team start and could be behind Havertz, thus the decision to 'further develop' at RB.

To be honest, that always sounded like an agent's rationalisation of the decision.

kleinfeld @ 18:35 | May 25, 2025

Reply to mike1:

Sesko will be a project. No guarantees.

I prefer him to Gyokeres, as I fear another Darwin Nunez.

Ideally, I'd like Sesko AND Watkins, along with a fast ball carrying forward to supplant Martinelli-...

Gyokeres numbers are miles ahead of anything Nunez ever achieved

citizenerased1 @ 18:35 | May 25, 2025

We'll sign one forward and a bunch of players in the build up and defensive positions and go nowhere. Arsenal fans will continue to explain away every issue.

mike1 @ 18:35 | May 25, 2025

Reply to northbankfc:

It is daft. It’s almost beyond parody to still be calling it the “Champions” League.

You're assuming that 'Champions' relates to titles, not money.

mike1 @ 18:34 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Sesko is Tesco

We need Harrods...or at least M&S food

Sesko will be a project. No guarantees.

I prefer him to Gyokeres, as I fear another Darwin Nunez.

Ideally, I'd like Sesko AND Watkins, along with a fast ball carrying forward to supplant Martinelli- who I definitely want to retain. Maybe with no CL football, we can nab Ollie to support our shiny, young new striker.

I'd like us to have high quality options, in the same way Liverpool have.

northbankfc @ 18:33 | May 25, 2025

Reply to nik:

6/20 prem teams in the champy league.
that's basically a third of the division.
bit fucking daft if you ask me.
which no one did.

It is daft. It’s almost beyond parody to still be calling it the “Champions” League.

northbankfc @ 18:30 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Sesko signed his new contract last summer so the clause was voided in order to get a bigger fee for his club this year. It wasn't for want of trying on our part I think.

We tried but we clearly didn’t convince Šeško. He could have refused to sign and join with us and we could have been fair on the price to not leave Leipzig feeling fucked over. Maybe Josh didn’t back enough, maybe Arteta had his head turned by a Maldini like defender in looks anyway if not consistency. My money’s on Edu failing to do the convincing. We hope Berta has more success.

mike1 @ 18:28 | May 25, 2025

Happy to see the back of this season.

Objectively, it was successful without winning a trophy, but our expectation was a Premier League title, and we were a long way off. The were contributory reasons for this, but the root causes have been well known for a long time - no striker, no cover for Saka and inadequate squad rotation. It's the known problems that really hurts, the ones that weren't unexpected or out of our control.

Oddly enough, the lot down the road winning a cup doesn't bother me at all. There is undoubted irritation that a team that is so abysmal, will walk into the Champions League , league phase, but they are so poor that they are basically ballast.

kleinfeld @ 18:24 | May 25, 2025

Reply to citizenerased1:

Wait, Calafiori missed out through injury again? Lol fucking hell.

£45m on this bloke you know instead of a forward but the boss ain't backed.

Class jawline though, sexy hair and a name that's fun to say

citizenerased1 @ 18:14 | May 25, 2025

Wait, Calafiori missed out through injury again? Lol fucking hell.

£45m on this bloke you know instead of a forward but the boss ain't backed.

kleinfeld @ 18:12 | May 25, 2025

Sesko is Tesco

We need Harrods...or at least M&S food

bassarse @ 18:07 | May 25, 2025

Reply to northbankfc:

3rd consecutive second place, 10 points behind, not as out of sight condidering. And turning five draws into wins and maybe one loss into a draw was doable. Šeško last summer instead of Sterling would...

Sesko signed his new contract last summer so the clause was voided in order to get a bigger fee for his club this year. It wasn't for want of trying on our part I think.

northbankfc @ 18:02 | May 25, 2025

3rd consecutive second place, 10 points behind, not as out of sight condidering. And turning five draws into wins and maybe one loss into a draw was doable. Šeško last summer instead of Sterling would arguably have made that difference. We’ll need more still with Liverpool already strengthening. So it’s on to next season after some rest.

That story Blogs told this morning about his neighbour and a fellow Arsenal fan Freya leaving so young. That’s heartbreaking and I’m sure yesterday must have meant so much more to her family and a reminder to savour all these moments, they’re not a given, they’re a blessing, and yes we’re blessed to be part of this Arsenal family.

Forward 🙏🏼

freddieathome @ 18:00 | May 25, 2025

At least we won, highlight was nearly getting ejected for Freddieathome junior over celebrating Martin Odegaard coming on by waving his away shirt in the air 🤣🤣

Luckily diffused the situation with the stewards and they let us return for Odegaards winner heh

dennis_b10 @ 17:54 | May 25, 2025

Reply to nik:

6/20 prem teams in the champy league.
that's basically a third of the division.
bit fucking daft if you ask me.
which no one did.

It is a farce to call it The Champions League. It should really be just be the winners and maybe the runners up, or the cup winners.

nik @ 17:51 | May 25, 2025

Reply to gooder:

there will be 8 teams giggling at getting them in their Champions League draw.

6/20 prem teams in the champy league.
that's basically a third of the division.
bit fucking daft if you ask me.
which no one did.

dennis_b10 @ 17:50 | May 25, 2025

Reply to shannon_gooner:

Nice

Symphonic, even.

shannon_gooner @ 17:49 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Bam , ode to joy

Nice

malaisegooner @ 17:47 | May 25, 2025

Reply to dennis_b10:

Latrs MG. There's always next season. Sleep well.

Cheers, DB!

It's the hope that ki... ah never mind

dennis_b10 @ 17:46 | May 25, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

It's been a drag, how the season panned out but I'm glad to have all of you for company on here.

We go again in August. In the meantime, we carry on arsing in the 'Transfer season' and hope for the ...

Latrs MG. There's always next season. Sleep well.

malaisegooner @ 17:45 | May 25, 2025

It's been a drag, how the season panned out but I'm glad to have all of you for company on here.

We go again in August. In the meantime, we carry on arsing in the 'Transfer season' and hope for the best shiny new signings.

Good night!

malaisegooner @ 17:41 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Fuck this season.

Arse of the day right there ☝️

dennis_b10 @ 17:27 | May 25, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Exactly... Get it in the fucking sea!

Watch out for man-eating sharks Hazza

hazza @ 17:21 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Fuck this season.

Exactly... Get it in the fucking sea!

dennis_b10 @ 17:12 | May 25, 2025

Reply to dennis_b10:

Watching The Long Way Home instead.

+ Ball back is already shiny and smooth.

dennis_b10 @ 17:11 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Might watch Liverpool get the trophy

Actually I might sandpaper my ballbag instead

Watching The Long Way Home instead.

kleinfeld @ 17:10 | May 25, 2025

Might watch Liverpool get the trophy

Actually I might sandpaper my ballbag instead

iclass @ 17:08 | May 25, 2025

Was Tierney in tears at the end

s.p2 @ 17:06 | May 25, 2025

Reply to dennis_b10:

No Gud Ebening today

Brood evening.

dennis_b10 @ 17:06 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Fuck this season.

This 1000%

dennis_b10 @ 17:06 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Emery will be seething in his interview.

No Gud Ebening today

kleinfeld @ 17:05 | May 25, 2025

Fuck this season.

bassarse @ 17:05 | May 25, 2025

Reply to dennis_b10:

Villa were robbed. That was a goal for Rogers.

Emery will be seething in his interview.

dennis_b10 @ 17:04 | May 25, 2025

Villa were robbed. That was a goal for Rogers.

bassarse @ 17:04 | May 25, 2025

Reply to chrism:

Forest lose. Barcodes scrape into the CL on goal difference.

Irritating. If they'd held on against Leicester two games ago they'd be in the CL and Newcastle would be out.

The Conference League is a booby prize.

bassarse @ 17:03 | May 25, 2025

Reply to gooder:

there is no footy till next season, even if Infantino might like to pretend there is.

Hopefully the meteor will hit him right on the bonce.

dennis_b10 @ 17:02 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Heh.

fuggin' estandards

gooder @ 17:02 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Don’t want to watch any more footy till the start of next season

there is no footy till next season, even if Infantino might like to pretend there is.

myleftwingfoot @ 17:02 | May 25, 2025

How fitting to see the refereeing standards end the way they started with another PGMOL balls-up.

titex @ 17:02 | May 25, 2025

Reply to citizenerased1:

1 GK
1 DM
1 defender
1 forward

🤞

chrism @ 17:01 | May 25, 2025

Forest lose. Barcodes scrape into the CL on goal difference.

s.p2 @ 17:00 | May 25, 2025

Rent boys would finish on 69.

bassarse @ 17:00 | May 25, 2025

Reply to dennis_b10:

Not that I am aware of. Missouri only allows one at a time, and I'll be perfectly honest I'm not sure I or my resources could manage another, Bassman.

Heh.

dennis_b10 @ 17:00 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Are you getting married, Swiss?

Not that I am aware of. Missouri only allows one at a time, and I'll be perfectly honest I'm not sure I or my resources could manage another, Bassman.

citizenerased1 @ 17:00 | May 25, 2025

Reply to titex:

How many players do you think we'll sign this summer? 3? 4?

1 GK
1 DM
1 defender
1 forward

bassarse @ 17:00 | May 25, 2025

Reply to s.p2:

Disappointing shit elsewhere.

Indeed.

gooder @ 16:59 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bundas1966:

Bloody season, glad it's over.
We lose 4 matches, that lot lose 22 and end up with a trophy and CL qualification.

Striker needed apply to, Highbury House, 75 Drayton Park, London, N5 1BU

there will be 8 teams giggling at getting them in their Champions League draw.

myleftwingfoot @ 16:59 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Don’t want to watch any more footy till the start of next season

It has felt like overload this season. I've had a couple of breaks from it.

But the women's team has been enjoyable once Renee got the job.

s.p2 @ 16:59 | May 25, 2025

Disappointing shit elsewhere.

titex @ 16:59 | May 25, 2025

How many players do you think we'll sign this summer? 3? 4?

iclass @ 16:58 | May 25, 2025

Don’t want to watch any more footy till the start of next season

gooder @ 16:58 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Do bans carry over?

yes

dennis_b10 @ 16:57 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Telepathy

Using my Samsung Galaxy Brain.

Heh. Glad the distraction worked today, Mik.

bundas1966 @ 16:57 | May 25, 2025

Bloody season, glad it's over.
We lose 4 matches, that lot lose 22 and end up with a trophy and CL qualification.

Striker needed apply to, Highbury House, 75 Drayton Park, London, N5 1BU

titex @ 16:57 | May 25, 2025

Another one done. Onto 25-26

bassarse @ 16:57 | May 25, 2025

Reply to dennis_b10:

FT. Bridesmaids confirmed again.

Are you getting married, Swiss?

salaar @ 16:56 | May 25, 2025

28 minutes added on

myleftwingfoot @ 16:56 | May 25, 2025

FT: 1-2

iclass @ 16:56 | May 25, 2025

And that’s goodbye to this season. Been a few highs but I’m glad to see the back of it

dennis_b10 @ 16:56 | May 25, 2025

FT. Bridesmaids confirmed again.

kleinfeld @ 16:56 | May 25, 2025

Reply to collibosher:

Aussie Idea-less

Hahaha

citizenerased1 @ 16:55 | May 25, 2025

Reply to thecar2n:

I hope Arteta is telling Josh: "see the difference in quality between our second and first string, now can you open the cheque book?"

None of these blokes his then?

bassarse @ 16:54 | May 25, 2025

Reply to collibosher:

Aussie Idea-less

Boom!

iclass @ 16:54 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Grave birch.

BDSM Necrophilia

myleftwingfoot @ 16:53 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Telepathy

Using my Samsung Galaxy Brain.

😂

gooder @ 16:53 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Maybe I'm him...

heh, he's got nothing better to do at this minute

collibosher @ 16:53 | May 25, 2025

Reply to chrism:

Brighton get a fourth 🤣

Aussie Idea-less

kleinfeld @ 16:53 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Gravenbirch.

Gravelbitch

kleinfeld @ 16:53 | May 25, 2025

Reply to chrism:

Brighton get a fourth 🤣

Minge Postenoclue

bassarse @ 16:53 | May 25, 2025

Reply to dennis_b10:

Heh, but I can see him now on the telly and he ain't texting

Telepathy

Using my Samsung Galaxy Brain.

chrism @ 16:52 | May 25, 2025

Brighton get a fourth 🤣

kleinfeld @ 16:52 | May 25, 2025

Do bans carry over?

dennis_b10 @ 16:52 | May 25, 2025

Saka heading for Littlehampton

thecar2n @ 16:52 | May 25, 2025

I hope Arteta is telling Josh: "see the difference in quality between our second and first string, now can you open the cheque book?"

bassarse @ 16:52 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Grave birch.

Gravenbirch.

bassarse @ 16:52 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Who got a red for the dole cunts?

Obviously Salah scores ffs

Grave birch.

dennis_b10 @ 16:52 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Maybe I'm him...

Heh, but I can see him now on the telly and he ain't texting

kleinfeld @ 16:52 | May 25, 2025

Who got a red for the dole cunts?

Obviously Salah scores ffs

chrism @ 16:51 | May 25, 2025

Reply to dennis_b10:

Saka down

Something minor to miss out on England duty would do.

bassarse @ 16:51 | May 25, 2025

Reply to dennis_b10:

Heh. Maybe he's reading the Arses later, you'll get tickets comped.

Maybe I'm him...

dennis_b10 @ 16:51 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

I miss it

Heh. Maybe he's reading the Arses later, you'll get tickets comped.

myleftwingfoot @ 16:50 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Emery bottling CL

So on brand for him.

s.p2 @ 16:50 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Emery bottling CL

Nice to see him do it for someone else, yes.

dennis_b10 @ 16:50 | May 25, 2025

Saka down

kleinfeld @ 16:50 | May 25, 2025

Emery bottling CL

bassarse @ 16:49 | May 25, 2025

Reply to dennis_b10:

Love not see him running frantically and waving his arms around like a demented lunatic.

I miss it

dennis_b10 @ 16:49 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Arteta in the stands instead of screaming orders to pass

Love not see him running frantically and waving his arms around like a demented lunatic.

bassarse @ 16:49 | May 25, 2025

Brighton third at the Bowl.

titex @ 16:49 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Arteta in the stands instead of screaming orders to pass

Lol yeah

kleinfeld @ 16:49 | May 25, 2025

Reply to dennis_b10:

Dunno, ask Arnie?

Haha

kleinfeld @ 16:49 | May 25, 2025

Reply to titex:

I was just thinking I bet he just makes a safe pass, then he did that

Arteta in the stands instead of screaming orders to pass

salaar @ 16:48 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

See what happens when you hire a nanny

Internet won too by one of our own

bassarse @ 16:48 | May 25, 2025

United now have a penalty.

dennis_b10 @ 16:48 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

See what happens when you hire a nanny

Dunno, ask Arnie?

titex @ 16:48 | May 25, 2025

I was just thinking I bet he just makes a safe pass, then he did that

kleinfeld @ 16:48 | May 25, 2025

See what happens when you hire a nanny

dennis_b10 @ 16:48 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Bam , ode to joy

heh

kleinfeld @ 16:47 | May 25, 2025

Bam , ode to joy

chrism @ 16:47 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Which one. Just so many

Salad

bundas1966 @ 16:47 | May 25, 2025

He can hit the ball!!!! well I never.

dennis_b10 @ 16:47 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Lovely strike

Absolute peach. Where the fuck has that been?

iclass @ 16:47 | May 25, 2025

Reply to dennis_b10:

Finally he scores.

Lovely strike

titex @ 16:47 | May 25, 2025

Better late than never

gooder @ 16:47 | May 25, 2025

THAT's the Odegaard we want to be seeing more often

salaar @ 16:47 | May 25, 2025

Boooooooom

dennis_b10 @ 16:46 | May 25, 2025

Finally he scores.

mike1 @ 16:46 | May 25, 2025

Lost my stream!!

dennis_b10 @ 16:46 | May 25, 2025

Get in Ode!

iclass @ 16:46 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Scunts equaliser.

Which one. Just so many

iclass @ 16:45 | May 25, 2025

Apparently Reya gets one golden glove

bassarse @ 16:45 | May 25, 2025

Scunts equaliser.

kleinfeld @ 16:43 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bundas1966:

Club hierarchy gets the blame and he walks away a legend to the fans.

The man is so full of shit it's unreal

citizenerased1 @ 16:43 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bundas1966:

Club hierarchy gets the blame and he walks away a legend to the fans.

Sounds close to home, minus the legend bit

iclass @ 16:43 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

United score.

Martinez is going to be very unpopular. Let’s see if they still chant world’s number one

bundas1966 @ 16:43 | May 25, 2025

Reply to gooder:

heh... of all the reasons to get out of that club, that's the best he can come up with?

Club hierarchy gets the blame and he walks away a legend to the fans.

gooder @ 16:42 | May 25, 2025

and it's all Emi's fault, heh

gooder @ 16:41 | May 25, 2025

worst final match day ever

kleinfeld @ 16:41 | May 25, 2025

Newcastle in cl

bassarse @ 16:40 | May 25, 2025

United score.

gooder @ 16:40 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bundas1966:

I think he's looking for a way out, I said a while back that he could quit and I think he could well use this as an excuse.

heh... of all the reasons to get out of that club, that's the best he can come up with?

dennis_b10 @ 16:40 | May 25, 2025

-Great too

dennis_b10 @ 16:40 | May 25, 2025

Arse

Well in Brucie, welcome back mate. Well blogged Blogs. Normal service has resumed.

Congrats to the Arsenal Women. Champions of Europe certainly has a nice ring to it. Next season for the lads? We shall see.

Meanwhile The Saints are thus far proving to be too much to overcome. Another draw. Oh well this season can fuck off. At least KT got his farewell goal, be nice if the lads could go on and win it, even though it won't make a difference to the table.

Great to

bundas1966 @ 16:39 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

He's such a cunt

I think he's looking for a way out, I said a while back that he could quit and I think he could well use this as an excuse.

gooder @ 16:38 | May 25, 2025

there must've been a dozen players in a 5 yard radius in front of Southampton's net there.

mike1 @ 16:38 | May 25, 2025

Reply to thecar2n:

This is why Arteta doesn't rotate, not enough quality depth. Our first 11 is a CL semi finalist, our second 11 is a championship team.

There was no reason to rotate today beyond the injuries

kleinfeld @ 16:37 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bundas1966:

Pep Guardiola says he will quit if Manchester City squad gets too big.
https://www.rte.ie/sport/soccer/2025/0521/1514021-guardiola-says-he-will-quit-if-city-squad-gets-too-big/

Lock Arteta away in a ...

He's such a cunt

bundas1966 @ 16:36 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

David Fuckham

Pep Guardiola says he will quit if Manchester City squad gets too big.
https://www.rte.ie/sport/soccer/2025/0521/1514021-guardiola-says-he-will-quit-if-city-squad-gets-too-big/

Lock Arteta away in a small room over the summer and remove his phone.

mike1 @ 16:36 | May 25, 2025

Drawing against bottom side in the Premier League after having taken the lead pretty much sums up our season.

I know it's meaningless in the grand scheme of things, but I'm finding it pretty irritating

thecar2n @ 16:35 | May 25, 2025

This is why Arteta doesn't rotate, not enough quality depth. Our first 11 is a CL semi finalist, our second 11 is a championship team.

chrism @ 16:34 | May 25, 2025

Reply to baichungbhutia:

Not watching the game unfortunately. Lovely for Tierney to score on his last game here. Will it be too much to ask to still keep him next season?

I think he's already signed a contract with Celtic

citizenerased1 @ 16:34 | May 25, 2025

Failing to beat 12 point Southampton, lol

iclass @ 16:34 | May 25, 2025

Oh damn

salaar @ 16:34 | May 25, 2025

Reply to mike1:

Fuck offside

Ugh

mike1 @ 16:33 | May 25, 2025

Reply to baichungbhutia:

Not watching the game unfortunately. Lovely for Tierney to score on his last game here. Will it be too much to ask to still keep him next season?

Fuck offside

baichungbhutia @ 16:33 | May 25, 2025

Reply to gooder:

heh Sp*rs coughed up the lead and are behind, ha ha, fitting

I have a feeling Spurs don’t really care.

baichungbhutia @ 16:33 | May 25, 2025

Not watching the game unfortunately. Lovely for Tierney to score on his last game here. Will it be too much to ask to still keep him next season?

mike1 @ 16:30 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Celebration ejaculation nation

Just need Forest to score two

mike1 @ 16:29 | May 25, 2025

Reply to mike1:

Lovely quick feet by Saka, then Nwanieiri

Nwaneri

gooder @ 16:29 | May 25, 2025

heh Sp*rs coughed up the lead and are behind, ha ha, fitting

kleinfeld @ 16:29 | May 25, 2025

Reply to chrism:

Barcodes losing, out of the CL places as things stand.

Celebration ejaculation nation

iclass @ 16:28 | May 25, 2025

Fuck that Southampton player is tall

chrism @ 16:28 | May 25, 2025

Barcodes losing, out of the CL places as things stand.

kleinfeld @ 16:27 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bundas1966:

Sterling out of the door, I just hope that Grealish isn't on our radar.

David Fuckham

mike1 @ 16:27 | May 25, 2025

Lovely quick feet by Saka, then Nwanieiri

gooder @ 16:27 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iclass:

They can now have a muppet

https://youtu.be/KTc3PsW5ghQ

iclass @ 16:25 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iclass:

They bought Henderson

They can now have a muppet

mike1 @ 16:25 | May 25, 2025

Zinchenko should have scored

gooder @ 16:24 | May 25, 2025

Reply to salaar:

Can't have that.....

...more likely to stumble way before the door ;p

we might have do like they do at the hospital and push him out the door in a wheelchair... for liability purposes you understand.

salaar @ 16:23 | May 25, 2025

Reply to gooder:

he's so slow now the door will definitely hit him on the way out.

Can't have that.....

...more likely to stumble way before the door ;p

iclass @ 16:23 | May 25, 2025

Reply to gooder:

not even Saudi would pay that much for a pylon

They bought Henderson

bundas1966 @ 16:23 | May 25, 2025

Sterling out of the door, I just hope that Grealish isn't on our radar.

gooder @ 16:23 | May 25, 2025

Reply to myleftwingfoot:

He's Cuntski's problem now.

this! 😂

gooder @ 16:23 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Comment that this is his last appearance in an Arsenal shirt. Probably his last appearance in a Prem game. He’ll probably end up in Saudi

not even Saudi would pay that much for a pylon

kleinfeld @ 16:23 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Comment that this is his last appearance in an Arsenal shirt. Probably his last appearance in a Prem game. He’ll probably end up in Saudi

Hopefully he gets caught stealing

myleftwingfoot @ 16:23 | May 25, 2025

He's Cuntski's problem now.

myleftwingfoot @ 16:22 | May 25, 2025

Reply to gooder:

he's so slow now the door will definitely hit him on the way out.

Heh

iclass @ 16:22 | May 25, 2025

Reply to mike1:

Sterling hooked

Comment that this is his last appearance in an Arsenal shirt. Probably his last appearance in a Prem game. He’ll probably end up in Saudi

gooder @ 16:22 | May 25, 2025

Reply to salaar:

Bye now

he's so slow now the door will definitely hit him on the way out.

mike1 @ 16:22 | May 25, 2025

Reply to salaar:

Bye now

Don't understand why he started

kleinfeld @ 16:22 | May 25, 2025

Reply to mike1:

Sterling hooked

Useless cunt again, imagine my shock

mike1 @ 16:21 | May 25, 2025

KT getting a good sending off

salaar @ 16:20 | May 25, 2025

Reply to mike1:

Sterling hooked

Bye now

gooder @ 16:20 | May 25, 2025

captain Saka

iclass @ 16:20 | May 25, 2025

Trossard and Saka coming on

mike1 @ 16:19 | May 25, 2025

Sterling hooked

gooder @ 16:19 | May 25, 2025

Reply to lettraggad:

We should do what other teams have done and get a set piece coach.

😂

mike1 @ 16:19 | May 25, 2025

Reply to lettraggad:

We should do what other teams have done and get a set piece coach.

Heh

lettraggad @ 16:19 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iclass:

We’ve conceded quite a few from set pieces this season

We should do what other teams have done and get a set piece coach.

iclass @ 16:17 | May 25, 2025

We’ve conceded quite a few from set pieces this season

iclass @ 16:17 | May 25, 2025

Reply to gooder:

how has that stayed out? could've gone anywhere

Should be a goal kick

gooder @ 16:16 | May 25, 2025

how has that stayed out? could've gone anywhere

mike1 @ 16:16 | May 25, 2025

How the fuck did that not go in

goldsoundz @ 16:16 | May 25, 2025

What a nice ball by Ethan there

goldsoundz @ 16:15 | May 25, 2025

Time to bring on the big guns AirPod Albert

iclass @ 16:15 | May 25, 2025

Glad of last week’s win

iq_3 @ 16:15 | May 25, 2025

...that sort of all stemmed from Declan's tired challenge leading to the free-kick

salaar @ 16:14 | May 25, 2025

Fucks sake

mike1 @ 16:14 | May 25, 2025

Shit

malaisegooner @ 16:13 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Chavs lead.

Uurgh

gooder @ 16:13 | May 25, 2025

sigh... Chelsea score
[closes that browser window]

bassarse @ 16:13 | May 25, 2025

Chavs lead.

salaar @ 16:13 | May 25, 2025

Surely Sterling should be the draught excluder?

goldsoundz @ 16:12 | May 25, 2025

Reply to salaar:

Nice bit of wriggling in the middle there and decent shot

I mean yeah look how decisive he is there to shape his body and get that shot. It’s effortless for him.

salaar @ 16:11 | May 25, 2025

Reply to goldsoundz:

Ethan’s ability to wriggle through with the ball in tight spaces is unmatched in this team. Not sure how we will best leverage that.

Nice bit of wriggling in the middle there and decent shot

goldsoundz @ 16:08 | May 25, 2025

Ethan’s ability to wriggle through with the ball in tight spaces is unmatched in this team. Not sure how we will best leverage that.

kleinfeld @ 16:07 | May 25, 2025

"The big news is that the departing Trent Alexander-Arnold came on at the break to huge cheers from the Anfield crowd."

Aye because klopp told them they were cunts

gooder @ 16:07 | May 25, 2025

and chelsea and Newcastle drawing would be enough if Villa were to win... Emi you twat, fucked it all up.

gooder @ 16:05 | May 25, 2025

Reply to salaar:

they...need to win and chavs need to lose?

they could actually jump Newcastle too

gooder @ 16:03 | May 25, 2025

Reply to thecar2n:

Couldn't happen to a bigger cunt

yeah but we want Villa to win and hopefully bump some cunts from Champions League

goldsoundz @ 16:02 | May 25, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

What a dumbass

Dude didn’t realize it wasn’t the 1960’s anymore I guess.

malaisegooner @ 16:01 | May 25, 2025

Reply to goldsoundz:

So JET was having his girlfriend suitcase smuggle cannabis from the other side of the world? LOL you gotta be a special kind of stupid to do that.

What a dumbass

thecar2n @ 15:59 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iq_3:

Raheem Sterling is absolutely sh!t at football

Raheem Sterling is absolutely sh!t at football

Raheem Sterling is absolutely sh!t at football

Ok Bart

thecar2n @ 15:59 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iq_3:

Raheem Sterling is absolutely sh!t at football

Raheem Sterling is absolutely sh!t at football

Raheem Sterling is absolutely sh!t at football

Ok Bart

iq_3 @ 15:58 | May 25, 2025

Late-ish Arse

WiB

goldsoundz @ 15:58 | May 25, 2025

So JET was having his girlfriend suitcase smuggle cannabis from the other side of the world? LOL you gotta be a special kind of stupid to do that.

malaisegooner @ 15:58 | May 25, 2025

It's Barcodes and 115 for top 4

salaar @ 15:58 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Can they make CL?

they...need to win and chavs need to lose?

iq_3 @ 15:58 | May 25, 2025

Raheem Sterling is absolutely sh!t at football

Raheem Sterling is absolutely sh!t at football

Raheem Sterling is absolutely sh!t at football

malaisegooner @ 15:57 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Can they make CL?

I don't think so

kleinfeld @ 15:57 | May 25, 2025

Reply to salaar:

are Villa blowing it as it stands?

Can they make CL?

salaar @ 15:56 | May 25, 2025

are Villa blowing it as it stands?

malaisegooner @ 15:56 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Liverpool losing too

Wankers, may they have a 5 year hangover from this season

Oh This

malaisegooner @ 15:56 | May 25, 2025

The Wolves v Brentford one was pretty lively too

kleinfeld @ 15:55 | May 25, 2025

Liverpool losing too

Wankers, may they have a 5 year hangover from this season

chrism @ 15:54 | May 25, 2025

Reply to gooder:

side note. Forest vs Chelsea is still nil nil. come on Forest, knock those cunts out.

I'm watching this one, they've both been pretty shit.

gooder @ 15:52 | May 25, 2025

side note. Forest vs Chelsea is still nil nil. come on Forest, knock those cunts out.

malaisegooner @ 15:51 | May 25, 2025

Reply to gooder:

ha ha, oof, that's dark 😂

A.k.a. "The Tierney special"

iclass @ 15:50 | May 25, 2025

Reply to gooder:

After what he's offered this season I think the club wished he were staying but I'm pretty sure that boat was probably already at shipped some time ago.

For sure it’s just sometimes you just want your fullback to be able to defend and he could have had more opportunities

gooder @ 15:50 | May 25, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

Now ~~Step on their throats~~ smother these cunts with a Tesco carrier bag over their faces!

ha ha, oof, that's dark 😂

malaisegooner @ 15:49 | May 25, 2025

Now ~~Step on their throats~~ smother these cunts with a Tesco carrier bag over their faces!

bassarse @ 15:48 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Wonder if the players prefer not having arteta screaming orders and gesticulating like a maniac

I suspect they like it.

gooder @ 15:48 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Because he plays five games each season.

After what he's offered this season I think the club wished he were staying but I'm pretty sure that boat was probably already at shipped some time ago.

bassarse @ 15:48 | May 25, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Emi Martinez sent off for Villa

That made me chuckle.

chrism @ 15:48 | May 25, 2025

Nice little finish from KT

thecar2n @ 15:47 | May 25, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Emi Martinez sent off for Villa

Couldn't happen to a bigger cunt

salaar @ 15:47 | May 25, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Emi Martinez sent off for Villa

oh

kleinfeld @ 15:47 | May 25, 2025

Wonder if the players prefer not having arteta screaming orders and gesticulating like a maniac

hazza @ 15:47 | May 25, 2025

Emi Martinez sent off for Villa

titex @ 15:47 | May 25, 2025

Tierney can cross and score, unlike Martinelli

kleinfeld @ 15:46 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Because he plays five games each season.

Should have been used more

titex @ 15:46 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Why is this boy leaving ffs

Send Nelli to Celtic instead?

gooder @ 15:46 | May 25, 2025

Reply to salaar:

he's put loads of stinging crosses in for no one to attack so showed what is needed himself

I'm glad no one told him he's playing central defense today, ha ha.

bassarse @ 15:45 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Why is this boy leaving ffs

Because he plays five games each season.

kleinfeld @ 15:45 | May 25, 2025

"he can't invert"

But he can fucking cross it and play as a #9

salaar @ 15:45 | May 25, 2025

he's put loads of stinging crosses in for no one to attack so showed what is needed himself

malaisegooner @ 15:45 | May 25, 2025

Reply to gooder:

Tierney with a bon voyage goal, beautiful!

Blogs called it in the last match blog piece.

titex @ 15:44 | May 25, 2025

Courtesy of the fullback union

goldsoundz @ 15:44 | May 25, 2025

Oh KT love to see it what a way to go out

kleinfeld @ 15:44 | May 25, 2025

Why is this boy leaving ffs

malaisegooner @ 15:44 | May 25, 2025

Reply to titex:

Tierney

Get in!

gooder @ 15:44 | May 25, 2025

Tierney with a bon voyage goal, beautiful!

titex @ 15:43 | May 25, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

Goal?

Tierney

malaisegooner @ 15:43 | May 25, 2025

Reply to titex:

Lovely

Goal?

kleinfeld @ 15:43 | May 25, 2025

Tierney!!!!

iclass @ 15:43 | May 25, 2025

KT lovely

salaar @ 15:43 | May 25, 2025

yaaay tescoooo

titex @ 15:43 | May 25, 2025

Lovely

iclass @ 15:43 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Aye a Vietnam vet with an m16

Something in a syringe would do. Less mess

malaisegooner @ 15:43 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Aye a Vietnam vet with an m16

Heh.

Brutal!

salaar @ 15:42 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Aye a Vietnam vet with an m16

lol

kleinfeld @ 15:42 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Ok. Hands up
Time to get a vet on the pitch and put Sterling down

Aye a Vietnam vet with an m16

iclass @ 15:42 | May 25, 2025

Ok. Hands up
Time to get a vet on the pitch and put Sterling down

goldsoundz @ 15:41 | May 25, 2025

Lovely take by Gabby damn

salaar @ 15:41 | May 25, 2025

ohh nelli

gooder @ 15:41 | May 25, 2025

Arse!
The Return of Bruce
Godspeed, Freya (that part brought a tear)

goodliest of goodly mornings Champions!

malaisegooner @ 15:40 | May 25, 2025

Reply to salaar:

Mostly in their half with little end product with them playing like an away trying to nick something. Lots of mistakes from both.
Bigger list:

https://www.totalsportek.to/match/southampton-arsenal-l...

You're the best, Sal!

titex @ 15:38 | May 25, 2025

I've seen drying paint create more chances than this

salaar @ 15:32 | May 25, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

How we doing by the way?

Mostly in their half with little end product with them playing like an away trying to nick something. Lots of mistakes from both.
Bigger list:

https://www.totalsportek.to/match/southampton-arsenal-live-stream/1513831

gunnerlocutor @ 15:30 | May 25, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

He had us worried for a while didn't he?

Yup!

malaisegooner @ 15:29 | May 25, 2025

Reply to gunnerlocutor:

Arse!
Wellest of Ins Bruce!
Glad you’re alive and well!

He had us worried for a while didn't he?

gunnerlocutor @ 15:27 | May 25, 2025

Arse!
Wellest of Ins Bruce!
Glad you’re alive and well!

malaisegooner @ 15:26 | May 25, 2025

Reply to salaar:

https://blacktiestreams.com/stream.html?id=southampton-vs-arsenal-2070215&sport=football

Cheers, Sal.

salaar @ 15:26 | May 25, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

I could find a stream for every other match but ours.. Maybe it's for the best.

https://blacktiestreams.com/stream.html?id=southampton-vs-arsenal-2070215&sport=football

malaisegooner @ 15:26 | May 25, 2025

How we doing by the way?

malaisegooner @ 15:25 | May 25, 2025

I could find a stream for every other match but ours.. Maybe it's for the best.

kleinfeld @ 15:25 | May 25, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Oil 1-0 up at Fulham.

Cunts.

Shame, would love them to miss out on cl football

bassarse @ 15:25 | May 25, 2025

Oil 1-0 up at Fulham.

Cunts.

kleinfeld @ 15:22 | May 25, 2025

Mbeumo just hit 20 goals for the season there

salaar @ 15:16 | May 25, 2025

will there be mandatory tyre changes to "spice this up"?

malaisegooner @ 15:15 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Will still new Southampton manager

With the best will,Will Will still still be manager if they don't come back up?

Say that last line quickly three times! 😂

goldsoundz @ 15:11 | May 25, 2025

Did not think Arteta had this much sentimentality in him

kleinfeld @ 15:10 | May 25, 2025

Will still new Southampton manager

With the best will,Will Will still still be manager if they don't come back up?

malaisegooner @ 15:08 | May 25, 2025

Reply to baichungbhutia:

No Tomiyasu as well

Ouch

baichungbhutia @ 15:05 | May 25, 2025

Reply to mike1:

No Califiori?

No Tomiyasu as well

malaisegooner @ 15:05 | May 25, 2025

-s

malaisegooner @ 15:05 | May 25, 2025

Quiet in here for a match starts.

malaisegooner @ 15:00 | May 25, 2025

One last time this season...

COYG!!!

malaisegooner @ 14:47 | May 25, 2025

Well done, Lando.

malaisegooner @ 14:46 | May 25, 2025

Reply to mike1:

Too handsome

I have the same problem myself

It's a curse I tells ya! 😅

mike1 @ 14:39 | May 25, 2025

Reply to arseblog1:

RIP Riccy

Too handsome

I have the same problem myself

arseblog1 @ 14:37 | May 25, 2025

Reply to mike1:

No Califiori?

RIP Riccy

mike1 @ 14:37 | May 25, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Raya, White, Kiwior, Tierney, Zinchenko, #5, Rice, Merino, Nwaneri, Martinelli, Sterling

Subs Neto, MLS, Henry-Francis, Jorginho, Ødegaard, Saka, Trossard, Havertz, Kabia

No Califiori?

mike1 @ 14:35 | May 25, 2025

Reply to hfb:

Arse! Welcome chambo.

You can check-out anytime you like, but you can never leave. Ask bruce.

So true

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G29DXfcdhBg&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD

malaisegooner @ 14:31 | May 25, 2025

Aye. Sterling was a complete waste of a squad place. As loan spells go, his was one of the worst ever.

hazza @ 14:31 | May 25, 2025

Reply to chrism:

He's contributed nothing. I'd rather see an academy kid be given a game.

Nwaneri is starting

malaisegooner @ 14:18 | May 25, 2025

Heard we're about to dismiss our Butler along with Henry-Francis.

iclass @ 14:18 | May 25, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

crap all of the time

I remember seeing him put in a decent shift in one game….can’t remember which, but there was definitely one

iclass @ 14:16 | May 25, 2025

Reply to chrism:

He's contributed nothing. I'd rather see an academy kid be given a game.

Will probably see Kabia get a chance it was unlikely that he’d be getting his first game as a starter.

malaisegooner @ 14:14 | May 25, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Raya, White, Kiwior, Tierney, Zinchenko, #5, Rice, Merino, Nwaneri, Martinelli, Sterling

Subs Neto, MLS, Henry-Francis, Jorginho, Ødegaard, Saka, Trossard, Havertz, Kabia

A leetle bit the wild lineup, but there you go..

malaisegooner @ 14:13 | May 25, 2025

Reply to ollie:

Yeah. He’s on a good run (Z). Terrible luck for Quartararo indeed. Gutted for him, he could do nothing about that.

This

kleinfeld @ 14:12 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Not sure why. Ok, he’s been crap most of the time but there’s nothing on the game so let him have his last outing in a prem match

crap all of the time

chrism @ 14:08 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Not sure why. Ok, he’s been crap most of the time but there’s nothing on the game so let him have his last outing in a prem match

He's contributed nothing. I'd rather see an academy kid be given a game.

ollie @ 14:07 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Not sure why. Ok, he’s been crap most of the time but there’s nothing on the game so let him have his last outing in a prem match

Maybe they’ll be desperate to try to make him score. Like with Jeffers many moons ago.

iclass @ 14:04 | May 25, 2025

Reply to chrism:

Giving Sterling a start is a disgrace

Not sure why. Ok, he’s been crap most of the time but there’s nothing on the game so let him have his last outing in a prem match

chrism @ 14:01 | May 25, 2025

Giving Sterling a start is a disgrace

hazza @ 13:58 | May 25, 2025

Raya, White, Kiwior, Tierney, Zinchenko, #5, Rice, Merino, Nwaneri, Martinelli, Sterling

Subs Neto, MLS, Henry-Francis, Jorginho, Ødegaard, Saka, Trossard, Havertz, Kabia

ollie @ 13:56 | May 25, 2025

Reply to shannon_gooner:

The 'people's winner'....such bad luck
Great podium for Zarco though

Yeah. He’s on a good run (Z). Terrible luck for Quartararo indeed. Gutted for him, he could do nothing about that.

ollie @ 13:55 | May 25, 2025

Reply to goldsoundz:

Wow that Arteta lineup today. I know it’s a meaningless game but I did not think he had it in him.

Yep, surprised too. But then it’s meaningless AND Southampton, and they have their 12 points now so no pressure.

shannon_gooner @ 13:55 | May 25, 2025

Reply to ollie:

*except for Fabio Q.

The 'people's winner'....such bad luck
Great podium for Zarco though

goldsoundz @ 13:54 | May 25, 2025

Wow that Arteta lineup today. I know it’s a meaningless game but I did not think he had it in him.

collibosher @ 13:44 | May 25, 2025

Katie McCabe's interview, uncensored, on Facebook. I don't know if you need an account to see it.

https://tinyurl.com/5h9ya9ye

malaisegooner @ 13:23 | May 25, 2025

Reply to goonerted:

I’ve just read the blog. Rushed out for # 2 son’s cricket earlier

Lovely blog Blogs.
Well done Tim, Jamie and Jason

Arseblog is a classy place. It’s permanent.

There's a blog?

How did the cricket go?

goonerted @ 13:19 | May 25, 2025

I’ve just read the blog. Rushed out for # 2 son’s cricket earlier

Lovely blog Blogs.
Well done Tim, Jamie and Jason

Arseblog is a classy place. It’s permanent.

malaisegooner @ 13:18 | May 25, 2025

Wouldn't mind a Lando win however. Not a fan of Piastri though.

malaisegooner @ 13:14 | May 25, 2025

Reply to ollie:

I’m doing the same here. Though we’ll see if the F1 manages to not be boring, somehow I doubt it (despite the extra stop), doesn’t look like it will rain.

I'm rooting for Leclerc to win his home race like he did last year.

ollie @ 13:12 | May 25, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

Still basking in the CL win while enjoying the other sports. MotoGP done, Monaco F1 now and our game vs Soton later.

COYG

I’m doing the same here. Though we’ll see if the F1 manages to not be boring, somehow I doubt it (despite the extra stop), doesn’t look like it will rain.

malaisegooner @ 13:09 | May 25, 2025

Still basking in the CL win while enjoying the other sports. MotoGP done, Monaco F1 now and our game vs Soton later.

COYG

malaisegooner @ 12:52 | May 25, 2025

Reply to ollie:

*except for Fabio Q.

Aye 😭

malaisegooner @ 12:52 | May 25, 2025

My heart goes out to all the lovely fans like Freya who went along for the journey but didn't get to witness our women's team triumph.

Fuck cancer!

ollie @ 12:52 | May 25, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

Arse.

WiB.

All is right in the world again.

*except for Fabio Q.

malaisegooner @ 12:49 | May 25, 2025

Arse.

WiB.

All is right in the world again.

malaisegooner @ 12:47 | May 25, 2025

Reply to brucelee4ever:

❤️

https://tenor.com/bYkJo.gif

salaar @ 11:20 | May 25, 2025

Well in Bruce!
Well beautiful Blogs
Parade please...

tompemb @ 11:14 | May 25, 2025

Reply to ollie:

Nice one!

Thanks, Ollie.

ollie @ 11:10 | May 25, 2025

Reply to tompemb:

https://imgur.com/a/ZLlPIQZ
Not a place for family snaps, I know. (Actually is anywhere?)
But sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words-even when it, er, contains words.
Fair to say my daughter i...

Nice one!

northbankfc @ 11:04 | May 25, 2025

If ever there was a week of drama in football. We’ve outshined Spuds by winning a proper European trophy against a proper football side. And Napoli won the league as well.

Great write up. And welcome back Bruce!

pppontus @ 11:01 | May 25, 2025

Chambo!

pppontus @ 11:01 | May 25, 2025

Chambo!

tompemb @ 10:59 | May 25, 2025

https://imgur.com/a/ZLlPIQZ
Not a place for family snaps, I know. (Actually is anywhere?)
But sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words-even when it, er, contains words.
Fair to say my daughter is delighted.

hazza @ 10:57 | May 25, 2025

Reply to chambo:

That could well have been my first Arse in about 10 years

Sally!

brucelee4ever @ 10:51 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Well where it was hidden to be snuck in should remain your secret

The arses!

hfb @ 10:42 | May 25, 2025

Why am I reading this only now?
Big Ange is expected to leave the club.
Just read it on the bbc expected leavers article.

hfb @ 10:31 | May 25, 2025

Reply to chambo:

That could well have been my first Arse in about 10 years

Arse! Welcome chambo.

You can check-out anytime you like, but you can never leave. Ask bruce.

ollie @ 10:29 | May 25, 2025

Reply to pppontus:

CL champs!
Pontette scored a brace today!

Only shitty thing about this day is that Bruce is back.

Great stuff and heh.

tompemb @ 10:29 | May 25, 2025

Reply to arseblog1:

Magic!§

Very poignant to hear about your friend- honestly felt there was a guardian angel looking after us yesterday.

arseblog1 @ 10:27 | May 25, 2025

Reply to tompemb:

Just woken up in a beautiful apartment overlooking the sea outside Lisbon dreamt AWFC won the Champions League.

Magic!§

pppontus @ 10:26 | May 25, 2025

CL champs!
Pontette scored a brace today!

Only shitty thing about this day is that Bruce is back.

ollie @ 10:19 | May 25, 2025

Voilà Chambeau!

tompemb @ 10:19 | May 25, 2025

Just woken up in a beautiful apartment overlooking the sea outside Lisbon dreamt AWFC won the Champions League.

bassarse @ 10:10 | May 25, 2025

Reply to brucelee4ever:

❤️

Pleased to see you are back with us, Bruce.

collibosher @ 10:05 | May 25, 2025

Reply to chambo:

Just popping in to say it’s really cool that Arseblog does have so much coverage of the women’s game and fair play to Tim Stillman for the work he does.

I don’t have the brain space for any more foo...

Football has become very expensive, but if you look at the crowd shots during WSL matches, you see loads of kids and families who are priced out of the men's game. My fear is that if the women's game catches on to the point where it becomes equally expensive, that this opportunity to see live football may be closed for many. As an old man (71 in a few weeks) I probably won't live to see it happen. Enjoy it while you can.

chambo @ 10:04 | May 25, 2025

Hello!!

arseblog1 @ 10:04 | May 25, 2025

Reply to chambo:

That could well have been my first Arse in about 10 years

Chambo!

thecar2n @ 10:03 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iclass:

It was banned from being played on professional football grounds in ‘21, so before the big strike in the 20’s.
It was still played on an amateur basis but only hosted at Rugby venues and small grounds...

I thought it had more to do with men being at war and sports leagues being stopped during that period so, as women were taking on traditionally male jobs in the workplace, they also did it on football pitches https://www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/articles/zjxywty

chambo @ 09:59 | May 25, 2025

That could well have been my first Arse in about 10 years

collibosher @ 09:58 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iclass:

It was banned from being played on professional football grounds in ‘21, so before the big strike in the 20’s.
It was still played on an amateur basis but only hosted at Rugby venues and small grounds...

I didn't think it was because of the 1926 General Strike, but other localised ones prior to that.

trailhombre @ 09:56 | May 25, 2025

Reply to chambo:

Just popping in to say it’s really cool that Arseblog does have so much coverage of the women’s game and fair play to Tim Stillman for the work he does.

I don’t have the brain space for any more foo...

This. 100%

chambo @ 09:54 | May 25, 2025

Just popping in to say it’s really cool that Arseblog does have so much coverage of the women’s game and fair play to Tim Stillman for the work he does.

I don’t have the brain space for any more football so only see the women’s stuff from afar but often saw negative comments and never understood anyone’s vitriol towards the women’s game.

Football is fucking ace tfor everyone to play and watch and the fact that previous generations of people in charge had actually banned women’s football was scandalous and if that had never happened who knows where the women’s game would be today.

Even if it’s only a small part, what Arseblog and Stillman have done to support the women’s game to bring it to a wider Arsenal audience is brilliant as they should be proud

As you were

arse

iclass @ 09:51 | May 25, 2025

Reply to collibosher:

I read somewhere that women's football was banned because they used to stage games to raise money for men on strike.

It was banned from being played on professional football grounds in ‘21, so before the big strike in the 20’s.
It was still played on an amateur basis but only hosted at Rugby venues and small grounds

trailhombre @ 09:50 | May 25, 2025

Reply to freddieathome:

£146, the only way these prices will stop will be if people stop buying

Scandalous

What also bothers me is that winning the Champions League isn't just something to be celebrated and enjoyed, it's seen by the club as a bonus revenue stream to be pounced on asap. Quick, let's get the commemorative merch out! Yes, there's bound to be a demand, but it does seem like indecent haste, as if the commercial department were hanging on through the seven minutes of added time just so they could hit the button to upload the Champions gear to the online shop. But either way WE WON THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!

collibosher @ 09:43 | May 25, 2025

Maybe it was in the stars... In the year of '25, the winning goal was scored by Stina, squad number 25!

collibosher @ 09:41 | May 25, 2025

Reply to titex:

Apparently, 100 years ago, the women's game used to draw crowds of up 45,000 a game in England. Then they banned it for some bollocks reason - probably didn't like the competition.

Great game yester...

I read somewhere that women's football was banned because they used to stage games to raise money for men on strike.

possession @ 09:22 | May 25, 2025

Arse.
Well in Bruce and welcome back.
The fifth paragraph brought tears to my eyes. So sad.

freddieathome @ 09:20 | May 25, 2025

Reply to hazza:

They were released straight after the final whistle

£146, the only way these prices will stop will be if people stop buying

Scandalous

titex @ 09:07 | May 25, 2025

Apparently, 100 years ago, the women's game used to draw crowds of up 45,000 a game in England. Then they banned it for some bollocks reason - probably didn't like the competition.

Great game yesterday 👏

trailhombre @ 09:04 | May 25, 2025

Morning all. Amazing game yesterday. So pleased for Renee and the team, and in terms of legendary cup final defensive excellence, Leah Williamson was right up there with Mertesacker 2017. And when can we expect the Kim Little statue?

Fantastic end to the season.
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!
COYG!

(Shame on Vimeo for making everyone register to see the McCabe F bomb. Killjoys.)

hazza @ 08:59 | May 25, 2025

Reply to ollie:

Didn’t take long to sell these at an even more extortionate price than a normal shirt.

https://arsenaldirect.arsenal.com/Champions/c/champions?utm_source=arsenaldotcom&utm_medium=web_splash&utm_camp...

They were released straight after the final whistle

ollie @ 08:48 | May 25, 2025

Or maybe it’s the same price and it’s just that it’s got a ‘name’ and number after all. 😬

ollie @ 08:47 | May 25, 2025

Didn’t take long to sell these at an even more extortionate price than a normal shirt.

https://arsenaldirect.arsenal.com/Champions/c/champions?utm_source=arsenaldotcom&utm_medium=web_splash&utm_campaign=2425_UWCL_Champions

hazza @ 08:40 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Depends how the schedules work. Wouldn’t be possible if both teams have games on the same day

Women's season doesn't start until September

ollie @ 08:34 | May 25, 2025

And now I have deleted my account, which took a lot more time. 😬

chrism @ 08:30 | May 25, 2025

Arse. Wib.

Morning all.

Well done to the women's team, a great achievement.

ollie @ 08:29 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Same problems here

Well i joined, and laughed. 😂 Legend!

kleinfeld @ 08:29 | May 25, 2025

Holy shit the difference in that final from 2007 and yesterday

iclass @ 08:26 | May 25, 2025

Reply to ollie:

Thanks. Although…
This video contains mature content
Hahaha.
‘Join Vimeo to watch’.
Must I join then?

Same problems here

ollie @ 08:24 | May 25, 2025

Reply to arseblog1:

https://vimeo.com/1087473230?share=copy#t=0

Thanks. Although…
This video contains mature content
Hahaha.
‘Join Vimeo to watch’.
Must I join then?

iclass @ 08:22 | May 25, 2025

Reply to hazza:

I'm sure they will

Depends how the schedules work. Wouldn’t be possible if both teams have games on the same day

arseblog1 @ 08:22 | May 25, 2025

Reply to ollie:

Can’t see the Katie vid: ‘this video was flagged for violating our Community Guidelines’. Wot? Fuck off.

Anyway, much ❤️ for today’s blog.

https://vimeo.com/1087473230?share=copy#t=0

ollie @ 08:21 | May 25, 2025

I was actually amused that on l’equipe website yesterday, there were quotes from Jalibert after the rugby final, that included ‘bordel’ (as in meaning ‘for fuck’s sake’ in a ‘pinch me I’m dreaming’ sense) no asterisks, no edition…

ollie @ 08:18 | May 25, 2025

Can’t see the Katie vid: ‘this video was flagged for violating our Community Guidelines’. Wot? Fuck off.

Anyway, much ❤️ for today’s blog.

arseblog1 @ 08:18 | May 25, 2025

Reply to ollie:

Three months later, I actually walked/limped to buy stuff in a supermarket. :-)

Nice one!

ollie @ 08:13 | May 25, 2025

Three months later, I actually walked/limped to buy stuff in a supermarket. :-)

ollie @ 08:12 | May 25, 2025

Arse. Bruce for the win!!!

hazza @ 07:55 | May 25, 2025

Reply to nik:

i hope the bring the women't team out on the emirates pitch with the trophy before our first home game of next season

I'm sure they will

iclass @ 07:48 | May 25, 2025

Reply to brucelee4ever:

Nah, just had a phone snuck in 😉

Well where it was hidden to be snuck in should remain your secret

nik @ 07:47 | May 25, 2025

i hope the bring the women't team out on the emirates pitch with the trophy before our first home game of next season

nik @ 07:46 | May 25, 2025

"the most in-depth coverage of the team you’ll find anywhere"

-the
+any

(add "any women's" if you want)

nik @ 07:45 | May 25, 2025

arse!
bruce!
all!

brucelee4ever @ 07:45 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Shorter sentencing and early release under new government guidelines

Nah, just had a phone snuck in 😉

doonhamer @ 07:42 | May 25, 2025

Well in Bruce....normal service has been resumed!
A great Blog, Blogs, you've said it all this morning. Isn't it great, this feeling that something really special is happening right through the club and we're all able to feel part of it?

freddieathome @ 07:38 | May 25, 2025

WiB

What a great result yesterday, so pleased

Sitting right next to the away fans today, 3 points please and thanks

brucelee4ever @ 07:32 | May 25, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Good to hear... We were worried about your absence

I was worried about our season. Cheers, hazza. Cheers all.

hazza @ 07:31 | May 25, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Shorter sentencing and early release under new government guidelines

Heh

hazza @ 07:31 | May 25, 2025

Reply to brucelee4ever:

All is good. Thanks!

Now, even better, thanks to the girl’s team.

Good to hear... We were worried about your absence

brucelee4ever @ 07:30 | May 25, 2025

Reply to arseblog1:

Everything ok with you Bruce?

All is good. Thanks!

Now, even better, thanks to the girl’s team.

iclass @ 07:30 | May 25, 2025

Reply to arseblog1:

Everything ok with you Bruce?

Shorter sentencing and early release under new government guidelines

iclass @ 07:28 | May 25, 2025

I was watching the hilights on the Arsenal site and came back to see that today’s blog had dropped. Thought for a minute I might get first arse anyway but then realised that normal service had been resumed

arseblog1 @ 07:28 | May 25, 2025

Everything ok with you Bruce?

arseblog1 @ 07:28 | May 25, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Blogs.. The ref blew HER whistle!

Ooops! Fixed ;)

hazza @ 07:27 | May 25, 2025

Blogs.. The ref blew HER whistle!

arseblog1 @ 07:27 | May 25, 2025

Bruuuuuuuuce!

iclass @ 07:26 | May 25, 2025

Well where the fuck have you been. Welcome back, well in Bruce

Now fuck off

hazza @ 07:26 | May 25, 2025

Arse!

Welcome back Bruce, but also... Fuck off Bruce!

goonerted @ 07:24 | May 25, 2025

Wib

brucelee4ever @ 07:24 | May 25, 2025

Cheers blogs

Hello Team

brucelee4ever @ 07:24 | May 25, 2025

Well done girls.

brucelee4ever @ 07:23 | May 25, 2025

❤️

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