The Arses - 5/23/2025

arseblog1 @ 06:42 | May 22, 2025

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mike1 @ 06:39 | May 22, 2025

Reply to thecar2n:

Well that was pretty shit either way it potentially ended.

Exactly. Either result was shot, but objectively, this was the better result. The loss of a CL windfall for Utd will be significant in transfer dealings and it will mean some greater difficulty attracting talent. I imagine, Utd will have to overpay in transfer fees and wages to recruit second tier talent. It also means their fans will become more restless.

iclass @ 06:36 | May 22, 2025

Reply to thecar2n:

Well that was pretty shit either way it potentially ended.

Had to be once both of them got through the semi’s but they both managed to show, on a high profile occasion just how bad they are

thecar2n @ 06:15 | May 22, 2025

Well that was pretty shit either way it potentially ended.

iclass @ 05:58 | May 22, 2025

Reply to hazza:

But the worst thing happened.

It’ll be forgotten once they start playing next season while the adverse financial impact on Manure will last for quite a while

hfb @ 05:49 | May 22, 2025

The sight of a happy richarlison is just the cherry on the top that this season deserved.

hfb @ 05:48 | May 22, 2025

Anyone checked up on gary neville.

hazza @ 05:40 | May 22, 2025

Reply to pppontus:

Oh well, at least Man U lost.

But the worst thing happened.

s.p2 @ 22:35 | May 21, 2025

Reply to lettraggad:

We could get him regardless who the fuck picks Manure before us ???

Qualify for the CL and their pull is considerable. In spite of their recent history, they're unfortunately still one of the very biggest names.

pppontus @ 21:40 | May 21, 2025

Oh well, at least Man U lost.

northbankfc @ 21:33 | May 21, 2025

Reply to lettraggad:

We could get him regardless who the fuck picks Manure before us ???

Amorin was his manager. He spoke highly of him. But his admiration won’t stretch that far. The door is open. Berta, earn your corn!

northbankfc @ 21:30 | May 21, 2025

Reply to hazza:

All the cups have been won by birds - (liverbirds), magpies, eagles and now cocks! We never had a chance.

Heh! You mean chicken on a beachball?

lettraggad @ 21:30 | May 21, 2025

We could get him regardless who the fuck picks Manure before us ???

northbankfc @ 21:28 | May 21, 2025

Reply to baichungbhutia:

Not much to be ecstatic about. Arteta better buy some attacking players and realize Havertz is not going to drag us through to a title.

We are getting Gyökeres because United lost. That’s reason enough to celebrate. But we had better get him now. No excuses.

hazza @ 21:24 | May 21, 2025

All the cups have been won by birds - (liverbirds), magpies, eagles and now cocks! We never had a chance.

lettraggad @ 21:20 | May 21, 2025

Will both have jobs tomorrow..And how classless will the firing be announced..That’s way more interesting than any thing that happened tonight.

kleinfeld @ 21:18 | May 21, 2025

That fat fuck said he always wins a trophy in his second season.

Fair play to him, not to spurs, but to him. Fuck spurs

bassarse @ 21:15 | May 21, 2025

Reply to lettraggad:

United scoring the goal that cost them this final is very fitting.

It's been credited to Johnson, it seems.

lettraggad @ 21:13 | May 21, 2025

United scoring the goal that cost them this final is very fitting.

lettraggad @ 21:12 | May 21, 2025

Brennan Johnson is their cup hero. ..
It was a Like Shaw own goal ffs.

freddieathome @ 21:11 | May 21, 2025

Fight*

freddieathome @ 21:10 | May 21, 2025

Imagine being a family member of staff and having to right for the right to attend and the having to go all the way to watch that shit

🤣

lettraggad @ 21:10 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Probably another 200 redundancies in Manchester tomorrow

LOL at this rate the City of Manchester will soon have the unemployment rates of
Liverpool.

iclass @ 21:09 | May 21, 2025

And on that semi enjoyable note good night all

kleinfeld @ 21:08 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Probably another 200 redundancies in Manchester tomorrow

Haha

lettraggad @ 21:08 | May 21, 2025

Hope Levy takes all their CL earnings as a performance bonus.

bassarse @ 21:07 | May 21, 2025

Tottenham fans already looking forward to 2042.

optimist @ 21:07 | May 21, 2025

Spare a thought for Rio

iclass @ 21:07 | May 21, 2025

Probably another 200 redundancies in Manchester tomorrow

lettraggad @ 21:05 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iclass:

They’ve won a game. They don’t get much of that

23 losses is were Ange draws the line..

tosvenson @ 21:05 | May 21, 2025

Reply to tosvenson:

No one will remember how terrible the competition was. They’ve won it, end of and we lost one final and two semi-finals. We should have won this 3 times.

Just very annoyed at all this!

s.p2 @ 21:05 | May 21, 2025

The fact that Tottenham have greater spread in variety of trophy won in the last 20 years than us is actually criminal.

tosvenson @ 21:05 | May 21, 2025

Reply to lettraggad:

The way they are celebrating you’d think they had just won a game against a top 15 club in the PL.

No one will remember how terrible the competition was. They’ve won it, end of and we lost one final and two semi-finals. We should have won this 3 times.

iclass @ 21:05 | May 21, 2025

Reply to lettraggad:

The way they are celebrating you’d think they had just won a game against a top 15 club in the PL.

They’ve won a game. They don’t get much of that

lettraggad @ 21:04 | May 21, 2025

The way they are celebrating you’d think they had just won a game against a top 15 club in the PL.

iq_3 @ 21:02 | May 21, 2025

From henceforth, this Tournament shall be renamed :-

"The Fatty Shaw Cup!"

lettraggad @ 21:02 | May 21, 2025

At least we didn’t have to suffer through 2x15 minutes extra time so there’s that.

bassarse @ 21:02 | May 21, 2025

Reply to baichungbhutia:

Not much to be ecstatic about. Arteta better buy some attacking players and realize Havertz is not going to drag us through to a title.

Laughing at United is always worth it.

northbankfc @ 21:02 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iq_3:

No Gyökeres to Manure then?!?

Exactly what I was thinking. A real silver lining there. How has Amorin been so shit?

arseblog1 @ 21:02 | May 21, 2025

Reply to baichungbhutia:

Not much to be ecstatic about. Arteta better buy some attacking players and realize Havertz is not going to drag us through to a title.

He can help us though - this binary view is weird

malaisegooner @ 21:02 | May 21, 2025

😭🤮😭🤮😭🤮😭🤮

baichungbhutia @ 21:02 | May 21, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

I'm simultaneously furious and ecstatic.

A plague on both their houses.

Not much to be ecstatic about. Arteta better buy some attacking players and realize Havertz is not going to drag us through to a title.

tosvenson @ 21:01 | May 21, 2025

Reply to chrism:

That was the worst final I've seen in years. Shame on English football that these two contested a European final.

Yes when all the good teams are in the CL, this is what you get. I certainly would have preferred a Man U win though

bassarse @ 21:01 | May 21, 2025

Reply to s.p2:

There had better be something next season because we've waited long enough.

Yep

lettraggad @ 21:01 | May 21, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

I'm simultaneously furious and ecstatic.

A plague on both their houses.

It’s been plaguing in

both their houses for quite a while.

s.p2 @ 21:01 | May 21, 2025

There had better be something next season because we've waited long enough.

rockymtn_gooner @ 21:01 | May 21, 2025

Reply to lettraggad:

Twas a different competition against a proper team..

And yes, Europa is signifcantly easier this year w/o the CL teams dropping into it.

gooder @ 21:00 | May 21, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

I'm glad no one mentioned our Baku final

the irony of that comment, ha ha. 😉

s.p2 @ 21:00 | May 21, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

I'm glad no one mentioned our Baku final

This club has dragged fans through some serious shit over the last decade.

Don't think it didn't cross my mind.

iq_3 @ 21:00 | May 21, 2025

Oh well.

@G.Neville
Hahahaha

chrism @ 21:00 | May 21, 2025

That was the worst final I've seen in years. Shame on English football that these two contested a European final.

bassarse @ 21:00 | May 21, 2025

I'm simultaneously furious and ecstatic.

A plague on both their houses.

lettraggad @ 21:00 | May 21, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

I'm glad no one mentioned our Baku final

Twas a different competition against a proper team..

rockymtn_gooner @ 21:00 | May 21, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

I'm glad no one mentioned our Baku final

I'd just as soon forget about that.

baichungbhutia @ 21:00 | May 21, 2025

I have to say that Ange quote about winning in the second season was some ballsy stuff.

malaisegooner @ 20:59 | May 21, 2025

I'm glad no one mentioned our Baku final

lettraggad @ 20:59 | May 21, 2025

Reply to rockymtn_gooner:

I'd honestly rather we finish second and semis of CL than Carabao or Conference League. Both of those scream competitions for those that aren't good enough to compete in higgher level.

That’s a sign of quality.. what does this win say ?

iq_3 @ 20:59 | May 21, 2025

No Gyökeres to Manure then?!?

smudge @ 20:59 | May 21, 2025

Pretty much sums up this season. What a cunt job

northbankfc @ 20:59 | May 21, 2025

So Spuds win on my birthday. I honestly couldn’t give a fuck. There was some silly trolling social media poll asking if Spuds won Europa and finished 17th would it be a better season than Arsenal’s. I mean, seriously? Would you swap? No, not at all. Let the greys get pissed and brag. We’ve got bigger fish to fry. Next season will be something else. But no doubt there’ll be some more trolling until then.

lettraggad @ 20:58 | May 21, 2025

4 horse men just got their signal .

baichungbhutia @ 20:58 | May 21, 2025

Reply to rockymtn_gooner:

I'd honestly rather we finish second and semis of CL than Carabao or Conference League. Both of those scream competitions for those that aren't good enough to compete in higgher level.

An Europa league or a FA cup would be nice though.

gooder @ 20:58 | May 21, 2025

Reply to s.p2:

Would be nice if we could make a final of something again... or win a cup competition that's not the FA Cup. Haven't managed that since '93.

to be fair, we are in a champions league final on Saturday.

rockymtn_gooner @ 20:58 | May 21, 2025

I'd honestly rather we finish second and semis of CL than Carabao or Conference League. Both of those scream competitions for those that aren't good enough to compete in higgher level.

kleinfeld @ 20:57 | May 21, 2025

Fuck off like

s.p2 @ 20:57 | May 21, 2025

Reply to baichungbhutia:

Final of CL?

Would be nice to win that, yeah.

gooder @ 20:57 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Look for the good

whisky glass half full, hey?

baichungbhutia @ 20:57 | May 21, 2025

Reply to s.p2:

Would be nice if we could make a final of something again... or win a cup competition that's not the FA Cup. Haven't managed that since '93.

Final of CL?

iclass @ 20:57 | May 21, 2025

Reply to gooder:

it's just too bad that means one has to win 🤮

Look for the good

optimist @ 20:56 | May 21, 2025

17 years and 82 days since spurs last won a trophy… are man United this shit that they are going to break this magnificent run? Spurs couldn’t even score a goal!

gooder @ 20:56 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iclass:

On the plus side. One of those two has to lose

it's just too bad that means one has to win 🤮

iclass @ 20:56 | May 21, 2025

Reply to s.p2:

Would be nice if we could make a final of something again... or win a cup competition that's not the FA Cup. Haven't managed that since '93.

It’s coming

lettraggad @ 20:56 | May 21, 2025

And Chavs to bag Conference as well what a year

s.p2 @ 20:56 | May 21, 2025

Would be nice if we could make a final of something again... or win a cup competition that's not the FA Cup. Haven't managed that since '93.

gooder @ 20:55 | May 21, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

Pass the sick bucket lads 🤮

I need to empty mine, it's full.

iclass @ 20:55 | May 21, 2025

On the plus side. One of those two has to lose

malaisegooner @ 20:54 | May 21, 2025

Pass the sick bucket lads 🤮

arseblog1 @ 20:54 | May 21, 2025

Reply to optimist:

Im actually starting to feel sorry for man United. There cant be a worse feeling than losing a trophy to spurs.

Imagine being that bad

optimist @ 20:54 | May 21, 2025

Im actually starting to feel sorry for man United. There cant be a worse feeling than losing a trophy to spurs.

iclass @ 20:54 | May 21, 2025

Reply to lettraggad:

I actually read somewhere that
Most the CL money will trigger clause in player contracts and go to wages if it happens.. but off course it could help with renegotiation of commercial deals ..

In danger of falling foul of FFP if they try and spend much during the summer and my god do they need to spend big

lettraggad @ 20:54 | May 21, 2025

Before I decided I didn’t want a spurs win I actually wanted this scenario as it’s the one that could get both sets of managers fired …

I could actually also e the one that sees both managers keep their jobs .. and That’s quite enticing as well.

collibosher @ 20:53 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iclass:

7 minutes?

Yeah. Some of the crowd are still awake.

smudge @ 20:53 | May 21, 2025

There’ll be more quality in the league 2 play off final. Two shit teams trying to win a competition no one wants to be in. Fucking shit show

lettraggad @ 20:52 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iclass:

They are desperate for the money that winning this will unlock

I actually read somewhere that
Most the CL money will trigger clause in player contracts and go to wages if it happens.. but off course it could help with renegotiation of commercial deals ..

iclass @ 20:51 | May 21, 2025

7 minutes?

s.p2 @ 20:51 | May 21, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

Heh.

Unless we go and win Big Ears, we may never hear the end of it from these wretched cunts! 😭

Winning an actual trophy again would be balm.

optimist @ 20:51 | May 21, 2025

It’s never better for us if sp*rs win a trophy.

malaisegooner @ 20:51 | May 21, 2025

Reply to s.p2:

Spurs gonna get busy like Blu-ray was introduced yesterday.

Heh.

Unless we go and win Big Ears, we may never hear the end of it from these wretched cunts! 😭

iq_3 @ 20:49 | May 21, 2025

Hahaha Maguire.....what a clueless cunt!

s.p2 @ 20:49 | May 21, 2025

Spurs gonna get busy like Blu-ray was introduced yesterday.

iclass @ 20:48 | May 21, 2025

Reply to rockymtn_gooner:

Sadly, one of these crap teams has to win. It's probably better for us if Spurs win, as they still won't invest. If United lose, they will be in a world of hurt financially and stay far behind us.

They are desperate for the money that winning this will unlock

mike1 @ 20:47 | May 21, 2025

This is so bad

My eyes are hurting.

Surely, UEFA, need to punish both teams by getting the winner to enter the Europa Conference League .

kleinfeld @ 20:47 | May 21, 2025

Maguire has lost it

collibosher @ 20:47 | May 21, 2025

Shit 1, Football lost.

bassarse @ 20:47 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Ratcliffe must be thrilled with his investment

Serves the tax-dodging cunt right.

gooder @ 20:47 | May 21, 2025

Blogs had it right, there is no Europa League

iq_3 @ 20:46 | May 21, 2025

Amorim looks 'Ole at the wheel' level.....feckin' clueless

iclass @ 20:46 | May 21, 2025

Ratcliffe must be thrilled with his investment

rockymtn_gooner @ 20:46 | May 21, 2025

Sadly, one of these crap teams has to win. It's probably better for us if Spurs win, as they still won't invest. If United lose, they will be in a world of hurt financially and stay far behind us.

malaisegooner @ 20:46 | May 21, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

United losing is worth it.

I actually hate Manure more than the Spuds but the Sp*rs trophy cabinet must remain empty.

tosvenson @ 20:45 | May 21, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

United losing is worth it.

Is it though? United winning it means nothing. Spurs would have won an European trophy more recently than us.. this 70 years thing needs to go on..

But United are so crap, I knew Spurs would win

bassarse @ 20:45 | May 21, 2025

Reply to collibosher:

But at least Matey Mate might keep his job so there's always that ...

He's toast whatever happens.

bassarse @ 20:45 | May 21, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Come on you fucking shit Manc bastard cunts!

Wash your mouth out.

collibosher @ 20:45 | May 21, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

Heard Matey Mate always delivers a trophy in his second season with his previous clubs?

Man, I would hate for that to be the case again.. 🤮🤮

But at least Matey Mate might keep his job so there's always that ...

hazza @ 20:44 | May 21, 2025

Come on you fucking shit Manc bastard cunts!

gooder @ 20:44 | May 21, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

If United lose this I think Amorim will walk

the plank... keelhauled!

s.p2 @ 20:44 | May 21, 2025

Only thing worse than Spurs winning something is being runners up in that scenario. May the ignominy shroud United in an acrid black cloud for decades to come.

bassarse @ 20:44 | May 21, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

Heard Matey Mate always delivers a trophy in his second season with his previous clubs?

Man, I would hate for that to be the case again.. 🤮🤮

United losing is worth it.

malaisegooner @ 20:43 | May 21, 2025

Heard Matey Mate always delivers a trophy in his second season with his previous clubs?

Man, I would hate for that to be the case again.. 🤮🤮

s.p2 @ 20:41 | May 21, 2025

Tottenham deeper than Atlantis right now.

iclass @ 20:39 | May 21, 2025

Manure supporters must have thought before the game as bad as we are we are only having to play Spuds

malaisegooner @ 20:38 | May 21, 2025

I'm going to be sick 🤮

kleinfeld @ 20:36 | May 21, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

If Zirkzee is the answer then you should be asking a different question.

Haha

Unless the question is "name me a useless cunt"

iq_3 @ 20:35 | May 21, 2025

Are they gonna Sp*urs it up?

bassarse @ 20:35 | May 21, 2025

If Zirkzee is the answer then you should be asking a different question.

s.p2 @ 20:35 | May 21, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Garnacho looking like Myra hindley with that barnet

He looks like Yazz (before my time, of course).

iclass @ 20:34 | May 21, 2025

On the plus side for Manure if they lose they won’t have to go to the expense of the celebration barbecue they had planned

iq_3 @ 20:34 | May 21, 2025

all this talk beforehand that Bruno Fernandez is the only quality player on the pitch.....and he's been one of the worst offenders

kleinfeld @ 20:33 | May 21, 2025

Garnacho looking like Myra hindley with that barnet

kleinfeld @ 20:32 | May 21, 2025

Reply to collibosher:

Is that the channel it's on?

Lol

bassarse @ 20:31 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Not without a payout

He looks so miserable that I think he wants to go home.

iclass @ 20:30 | May 21, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Will be walked?

Problem for them is without CL they probably won’t have the money to pay him off

collibosher @ 20:30 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iq_3:

Comedy Gold

Is that the channel it's on?

iq_3 @ 20:30 | May 21, 2025

Comedy Gold

kleinfeld @ 20:29 | May 21, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

If United lose this I think Amorim will walk

Will be walked?

iclass @ 20:29 | May 21, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

If United lose this I think Amorim will walk

Not without a payout

bassarse @ 20:28 | May 21, 2025

If United lose this I think Amorim will walk

iclass @ 20:27 | May 21, 2025

Reply to s.p2:

This match is the endless thrumming of rickety public transport compounding an especially shit workday... but it might end in an embarrassing skirmish from some ASBO people that'll make it all worthwh...

There was some of that during the afternoon so you would imagine there’s more to follow

kleinfeld @ 20:26 | May 21, 2025

Reply to s.p2:

This match is the endless thrumming of rickety public transport compounding an especially shit workday... but it might end in an embarrassing skirmish from some ASBO people that'll make it all worthwh...

In this analogy Richarlison stabs someone

lettraggad @ 20:25 | May 21, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Imagine paying that for him

I Will not

s.p2 @ 20:25 | May 21, 2025

This match is the endless thrumming of rickety public transport compounding an especially shit workday... but it might end in an embarrassing skirmish from some ASBO people that'll make it all worthwhile.

lettraggad @ 20:25 | May 21, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

60 odd mil

He's a goat

65 thank you very much…

bassarse @ 20:25 | May 21, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

60 odd mil

He's a goat

Imagine paying that for him

kleinfeld @ 20:24 | May 21, 2025

Yoro gives me Djourou vibes.

kleinfeld @ 20:23 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iclass:

How much was Solanke

60 odd mil

He's a goat

iclass @ 20:22 | May 21, 2025

How much was Solanke

baichungbhutia @ 20:21 | May 21, 2025

Reply to lettraggad:

This fuckfest will go into extra time.. because that’s the world we live in now were bad things just keep on happening.

Switched it off as my eyes are starting to hurt

iclass @ 20:21 | May 21, 2025

Reply to lettraggad:

This fuckfest will go into extra time.. because that’s the world we live in now were bad things just keep on happening.

What you’d expect from 16th and 17th placed teams

trailhombre @ 20:21 | May 21, 2025

There's a parallel universe where KT really did become captain, and ESR became the iconic No 10. How time flies.

Thanks KT. Good luck, stay fit, and keep the faith.

lettraggad @ 20:19 | May 21, 2025

This fuckfest will go into extra time.. because that’s the world we live in now were bad things just keep on happening.

s.p2 @ 20:19 | May 21, 2025

The sebum faced assassin. Shit, I got so many of these...

s.p2 @ 20:18 | May 21, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

You're zit and you know you are!

He's always first ice pick for the manager!

iclass @ 20:18 | May 21, 2025

Richarlison looks like two yellow cards waiting to happen

mike1 @ 20:18 | May 21, 2025

Ive just seen the goal and shots of the Spuds fans and I can clearly saw Wayne Rooney's long lost twin brother.

kleinfeld @ 20:17 | May 21, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

This gem came from Paul Robinson on Radio 5

The longer this game goes on and it stays at 1-0 United will feel like they have a chance.

Fat fuck

lettraggad @ 20:16 | May 21, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Hojlund got 9 goals for some shit Italian team the season before man u bought him...the fuck were they thinking

”Thinking ” ……. United ????😂😂

bassarse @ 20:16 | May 21, 2025

This gem came from Paul Robinson on Radio 5

The longer this game goes on and it stays at 1-0 United will feel like they have a chance.

kleinfeld @ 20:15 | May 21, 2025

I love this petty crap, slagging off a man's skin

His face looks like it comes with free garlic bread

iclass @ 20:14 | May 21, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

You're zit and you know you are!

Hah

bassarse @ 20:14 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iclass:

I think he’s the “before” part of a Clearasil advert

You're zit and you know you are!

iclass @ 20:12 | May 21, 2025

Reply to s.p2:

You'd be forgiven for thinking that Højlund accidentally walked off the set of an acne alleviation testimonial and onto a football pitch.

I think he’s the “before” part of a Clearasil advert

malaisegooner @ 20:11 | May 21, 2025

Reply to s.p2:

You'd be forgiven for thinking that Højlund accidentally walked off the set of an acne alleviation testimonial and onto a football pitch.

😂😂😂

kleinfeld @ 20:11 | May 21, 2025

Hojlund got 9 goals for some shit Italian team the season before man u bought him...the fuck were they thinking

iclass @ 20:10 | May 21, 2025

Reply to s.p2:

Two goals to the good in extra time. Utter bastards.

Eintracht similarly suspect.

I watched the game and couldn’t believe what I was seeing

bassarse @ 20:10 | May 21, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Romero really is a big fake tough guy cunt

I always think of Cesar Romero as the camp Joker.

kleinfeld @ 20:10 | May 21, 2025

Reply to s.p2:

You'd be forgiven for thinking that Højlund accidentally walked off the set of an acne alleviation testimonial and onto a football pitch.

Haha

s.p2 @ 20:10 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Can’t believe Lyon crumbled to this crap outfit

Two goals to the good in extra time. Utter bastards.

Eintracht similarly suspect.

kleinfeld @ 20:10 | May 21, 2025

Romero really is a big fake tough guy cunt

hazza @ 20:09 | May 21, 2025

Where's this meteor?!

iclass @ 20:09 | May 21, 2025

Can’t believe Lyon crumbled to this crap outfit

s.p2 @ 20:09 | May 21, 2025

You'd be forgiven for thinking that Højlund accidentally walked off the set of an acne alleviation testimonial and onto a football pitch.

arseblog1 @ 20:09 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iclass:

4 goals this season from Richarlison and he can’t get in their failing squad
Havertz has 9 from an injury cut season
So yeh I can imagine signing him

Havertz has 15 goals this season

gooder @ 20:09 | May 21, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

UEFA should ask for their money back.

just cancel the match, then everyone's happy.

malaisegooner @ 20:08 | May 21, 2025

Come On You Manure! 🤮🤮

baichungbhutia @ 20:08 | May 21, 2025

The ball hit Hojlund rather than the other way.

gooder @ 20:07 | May 21, 2025

Reply to s.p2:

Need more context.

heh, not really, it's Sp*rs vs united, "Stupid cunts" pretty much covers all bases.

bassarse @ 20:07 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Hope the Spanish police are ready for after the game

Mass narcolepsy amongst the crowd?

iclass @ 20:07 | May 21, 2025

Hope the Spanish police are ready for after the game

baichungbhutia @ 20:05 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Stunning looking stadium

Yes. Shame this game had to take place in there

gooder @ 20:05 | May 21, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

I'm simultaneously laughing and sad.

That right there is the most succinct description of this season's Europa Final, regardless of what happens

iclass @ 20:04 | May 21, 2025

Stunning looking stadium

iclass @ 20:01 | May 21, 2025

Reply to segalty:

Imagine spending 65 on havertz and 285 a week
Imagine spending 35 on viera 20 on lokonga and then loan them

4 goals this season from Richarlison and he can’t get in their failing squad
Havertz has 9 from an injury cut season
So yeh I can imagine signing him

bassarse @ 19:59 | May 21, 2025

Reply to segalty:

Imagine spending 65 on havertz and 285 a week
Imagine spending 35 on viera 20 on lokonga and then loan them

Imagine having to listen to you prattling.

segalty @ 19:59 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iclass:

He’s got some competition in that team

mouth breather

iclass @ 19:56 | May 21, 2025

Reply to s.p2:

Lenny Yoro has one of the most irritating faces I have ever seen.

He’s got some competition in that team

segalty @ 19:56 | May 21, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

The fuck was onana doing

He decided to move the other way, hes an utter clown

segalty @ 19:55 | May 21, 2025

Reply to s.p2:

Imagine spending 60m on Richarlison. Some people thought we should get him.

Imagine spending 65 on havertz and 285 a week
Imagine spending 35 on viera 20 on lokonga and then loan them

bassarse @ 19:51 | May 21, 2025

UEFA should ask for their money back.

s.p2 @ 19:49 | May 21, 2025

Imagine spending 60m on Richarlison. Some people thought we should get him.

bassarse @ 19:48 | May 21, 2025

Reply to baichungbhutia:

Totally useless. Why isn’t Garnacho playing, he atleast causes some chaos.

Galaxy braining at work.

baichungbhutia @ 19:48 | May 21, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Fuck me Hojlund is useless

Totally useless. Why isn’t Garnacho playing, he atleast causes some chaos.

bassarse @ 19:48 | May 21, 2025

Reply to arseblog1:

Stupid cunts

It's hilarious how truly abysmal these two sides are at football.

kleinfeld @ 19:47 | May 21, 2025

Fuck me Hojlund is useless

s.p2 @ 19:47 | May 21, 2025

Reply to arseblog1:

Stupid cunts

Need more context.

kleinfeld @ 19:46 | May 21, 2025

Reply to s.p2:

Lenny Yoro has one of the most irritating faces I have ever seen.

Slack jawed moron look

Like chalobah

arseblog1 @ 19:46 | May 21, 2025

Stupid cunts

baichungbhutia @ 19:46 | May 21, 2025

United have the entire second half now to win a penalty

iq_3 @ 19:46 | May 21, 2025

Fatty Shaw

s.p2 @ 19:45 | May 21, 2025

Lenny Yoro has one of the most irritating faces I have ever seen.

iq_3 @ 19:45 | May 21, 2025

Own goal

chrism @ 19:45 | May 21, 2025

OG. The only way anyone was going to score.

bassarse @ 19:45 | May 21, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

The fuck was onana doing

Not the first time that's been said.

kleinfeld @ 19:44 | May 21, 2025

The fuck was onana doing

bassarse @ 19:44 | May 21, 2025

Reply to s.p2:

Spuds 1-0

I'm simultaneously laughing and sad.

s.p2 @ 19:43 | May 21, 2025

Spuds 1-0

baichungbhutia @ 19:42 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iq_3:

gosh, this really is a 'shite-off'.

a total embarrassment to watch.

Crappest game ever.

s.p2 @ 19:41 | May 21, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Why would the boy choose them over us

Because people are fucking confusing Kleinie... and also because sometimes prior rapports mean something.

bassarse @ 19:39 | May 21, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Why would the boy choose them over us

Amorim carrying suitcases full of £50 notes.

kleinfeld @ 19:38 | May 21, 2025

Reply to s.p2:

If United win, the pendulum may swing in their favour re Gyökeres. Their interest is apparently legitimate.

Why would the boy choose them over us

chrism @ 19:37 | May 21, 2025

I just finished taking U15 training and the 5-a-side at the end was better quality than this. It's shockingly bad.

iq_3 @ 19:37 | May 21, 2025

gosh, this really is a 'shite-off'.

a total embarrassment to watch.

bassarse @ 19:33 | May 21, 2025

Reply to kleinfeld:

Haha

It's like a motorway pileup, you can't look away

You feel sorry for people in a crash.

Whereas, to quote John McLane in Die Hard 3, for these two it's a case of 'fuck 'em; let 'em cook'.

s.p2 @ 19:29 | May 21, 2025

If United win, the pendulum may swing in their favour re Gyökeres. Their interest is apparently legitimate.

s.p2 @ 19:28 | May 21, 2025

I can live with Tottenham winning if it happens. We've still made one more European final than them this century and stuff...

kleinfeld @ 19:28 | May 21, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Will someone please put these cunts out of my misery.

Haha

It's like a motorway pileup, you can't look away

bassarse @ 19:27 | May 21, 2025

Will someone please put these cunts out of my misery.

blindpug @ 19:26 | May 21, 2025

There have been some times this season when I thought our game was a bit off but when you look at this crapfest you really see the difference between 2nd place and 16/17.

s.p2 @ 19:26 | May 21, 2025

The 'You're Hopeless' League Final to end all finals. What a spectacle.

chickpea @ 19:17 | May 21, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

Eze would be on many clubs' radar should he be inclined to move. It definitely won't be easy to get his signature.

He's an Arsenal fan from North London, along with his whole family, that could help.

Plus Nigerian descent, we do have a great connection with this community. And he actually had a brief spell in our academy.

So if he listens to his heart...

kleinfeld @ 19:15 | May 21, 2025

Some fat ugly chinless ghouls in that camera pan across the spurs fans

catfishstgermain @ 18:57 | May 21, 2025

On nights like this you do have to embrace how catastrophic the loss is for one of these woeful sets of cunts. That said, United win this shit all the time. Would mean everything to Spurs.

Come on Bruno, i have always loved and respected you.

gooder @ 18:30 | May 21, 2025

the good news is one team of a shitty bunch of cunts and their shitty bunch of cunt fans is guaranteed to lose and we can laugh at them.

the bad news is... 🤮

ollie @ 18:15 | May 21, 2025

Judging from recent years, ManU winning is not necessarily going to make a difference.
I hope Spu*s lose, and I’m not even close to even vaguely thinking there’s an upside to them winnng.
I am watching the Ligue 2 vs Ligue 1 play off now, and won’t switch to the cuntfest later anyway.
So maybe I can go to sleep still dreaming that finally the meteorite will do its job.

hfb @ 18:12 | May 21, 2025

The world is not ready for Harry Maguire European champion

possession @ 18:02 | May 21, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

I prefer Tottenham to win tonight, primarily because I know they will fuck up the CL opportunity next year and waste the money much more effectively than United. I would like the Mancs to fester in th...

😳

iq_3 @ 17:58 | May 21, 2025

Happy Birthday nb!

i've seen different opinions on here:-

hilarious Trophy clock for spuds vs
FFP difficulties for Utd.

i think i prefer the clock to continue as Utd are easily capable of completely wasting the £100m 'prize money'.

bassarse @ 17:54 | May 21, 2025

I prefer Tottenham to win tonight, primarily because I know they will fuck up the CL opportunity next year and waste the money much more effectively than United. I would like the Mancs to fester in their helplessness.

Having said all that, I need a shower. Pass the wire brush and Dettol.

bassarse @ 17:52 | May 21, 2025

Reply to gooder:

it was pot, but still... he's just lucky he got caught at the UK end of the transaction and not the Thai end of it. Has he not seen Brokedown Palace? 😬 That's some risky shit.

It was - my mistake.

Messing about with importing drugs anywhere is dangerous, but especially so in a part of the world where they use capital punishment for these crimes.

gooder @ 17:21 | May 21, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Bloody hell. Jay Emmanuel-Thomas guilty of cocaine importation.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/may/21/jay-emmanuel-thomas-cannabis-charge-football

it was pot, but still... he's just lucky he got caught at the UK end of the transaction and not the Thai end of it. Has he not seen Brokedown Palace? 😬 That's some risky shit.

bassarse @ 17:15 | May 21, 2025

Reply to northbankfc:

Yes it is 🌟
Very good start to my birthday. I have wheels again 🚗

So long Kieran, you are 100% a professional and you served the club well.

Best of luck back at Celtic 🍀

Happy birthday, NB.

Enjoy the new car - is it a Ferrari or a Lambo?

bassarse @ 17:11 | May 21, 2025

Bloody hell. Jay Emmanuel-Thomas guilty of cocaine importation.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/may/21/jay-emmanuel-thomas-cannabis-charge-football

ollie @ 17:04 | May 21, 2025

(that would be HSBC now)

ollie @ 17:04 | May 21, 2025

Whether Midland Bank still has records of me buying goods at retailers accepting Mastercard is a different issue.

ollie @ 17:02 | May 21, 2025

Reply to northbankfc:

Aren’t we all?

Well I suppose not. I'm just 'lucky' I lived in England between September 1996 and November 1997 so that includes three months in the right window.

northbankfc @ 16:41 | May 21, 2025

Reply to shannon_gooner:

Arse! Well in bass
Happy Cakeday nb.... have a wonderful day!

Cheers!

shannon_gooner @ 16:24 | May 21, 2025

Arse! Well in bass
Happy Cakeday nb.... have a wonderful day!

northbankfc @ 16:14 | May 21, 2025

Reply to ollie:

Oooooh, sweet, I am eligible after all!

Aren’t we all?

ollie @ 16:03 | May 21, 2025

Reply to northbankfc:

“Consumers are eligible to claim compensation if they lived in England, Wales or Northern Ireland for at least three months between June 1997 and June 2008, and bought goods or services from UK busine...

Oooooh, sweet, I am eligible after all!

northbankfc @ 15:58 | May 21, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Happy birthday NB!

Cheers Hazza and all, it’s been a good day so far, let’s hope Utd make it a bit better :)

northbankfc @ 15:57 | May 21, 2025

Reply to pip:

Topical

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c14kkjyrk20o

“Consumers are eligible to claim compensation if they lived in England, Wales or Northern Ireland for at least three months between June 1997 and June 2008, and bought goods or services from UK businesses that accepted Mastercard credit cards.”

Seems like that would come to considerably more than the £100-200m being quoted. Cue another layer of lawyers online charging to let people know if they qualify. I wonder if that’s the whole ruse?

hazza @ 15:56 | May 21, 2025

Happy birthday NB!

northbankfc @ 15:52 | May 21, 2025

Reply to hfb:

I love mbuemo. Proper player. 19 goals in the epl this season. Is he linked with us?

Clive says he is, he was vaguely linked in January, but Brentford weren’t gonna let him go.

ollie @ 15:06 | May 21, 2025

Heh, there will be big security in Paris in ten days for the CL final, especially in case QSG wins.

But there are also plans for big security in Marseille in case they lose....

ollie @ 14:55 | May 21, 2025

Reply to chrism:

Saliba not playing on Sunday, per the Arsenal website:

"Speaking to beIN Sports on Wednesday, the boss confirmed: “William is going to be out for a few weeks, unfortunately. He pulled his hamstrin...

Yeah, Deschamps announced his squad for the finals of the Nations League today, and he's not included, so no worries.

chrism @ 14:53 | May 21, 2025

Saliba not playing on Sunday, per the Arsenal website:

"Speaking to beIN Sports on Wednesday, the boss confirmed: “William is going to be out for a few weeks, unfortunately. He pulled his hamstring against Newcastle, so he's going to be out for a few weeks.

“Jurrien had surgery yesterday on his ankle, so he'll be out for a few weeks as well.”

I assume France have some games after the season ends so at least he'll get a rest from those.

ollie @ 14:35 | May 21, 2025

Q: Is it possible to include checked baggage in the Lowest Logical Fare (LLF) options?

A: It is not technically feasible to limit LLF options to those including checked baggage. However, we are working on implementing an "Out of Policy" reason to indicate when a traveler selects a higher fare due to the need for checked baggage.

And they wonder why a lot of us don't use the 'official' tools to book our business travel.

ollie @ 14:32 | May 21, 2025

Can't even get an Arsenal shirt for the mascot to wear, at that price.

pip @ 14:24 | May 21, 2025

Just the 15 years of incorrect fees

pip @ 14:24 | May 21, 2025

Topical

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c14kkjyrk20o

ollie @ 14:18 | May 21, 2025

Reply to gooder:

yeah, that's a tough one. It's great that these kids get to do something they'll never forget and that they'd never get to do otherwise, bravo to the club for that... but...

instead of Mastercard Ma...

yeah, they used to simply be mascots but if you must add the sponsor, then your solution is more acceptable in my view (BUT IT ADDS MORE WORDS, our brains are tiny! yeah? so what? f*** off! :-D)

gooder @ 14:15 | May 21, 2025

Reply to ollie:

https://www.arsenal.com/news/our-mastercard-mascots-take-emirates-pitch

It's lovely, but you know, now they are not simply 'mascots', they are fucking Mastercard Mascots.

FFS. We (not just Arsenal F...

yeah, that's a tough one. It's great that these kids get to do something they'll never forget and that they'd never get to do otherwise, bravo to the club for that... but...

instead of Mastercard Mascots maybe "Arsenal Mascots, supported by Mastercard" or something might've sounded a little less like figuratively sticking ads on kids' foreheads?

ollie @ 14:01 | May 21, 2025

https://www.arsenal.com/news/our-mastercard-mascots-take-emirates-pitch

It's lovely, but you know, now they are not simply 'mascots', they are fucking Mastercard Mascots.

FFS. We (not just Arsenal FC --though we're pretty much as bad as any other club now --more as human species) are really sinking very low.

ollie @ 13:58 | May 21, 2025

Reply to northbankfc:

Is it too unrealistic to get Mbuemo and Eze? Especially after they won an FA Cup. Would Palace fans ever forgive them or us? We gave Palace a lot of love on Saturday, then saw clips of their fans hati...

Ooh is it your birthday? Have a happy one then, and I think you can ask for the unrealistic today! :-)

hfb @ 13:58 | May 21, 2025

Reply to northbankfc:

Is it too unrealistic to get Mbuemo and Eze? Especially after they won an FA Cup. Would Palace fans ever forgive them or us? We gave Palace a lot of love on Saturday, then saw clips of their fans hati...

I love mbuemo. Proper player. 19 goals in the epl this season. Is he linked with us?

gooder @ 13:52 | May 21, 2025

Arse!
Well in bass!
happy birthday NB

Blogs with an ode to Tierney. A jersey hangs proudly on my rack that was so early after his arrival that they didn't have Tierney jerseys yet, I had to custom letter it. Me and the Scot beside me coincidentally both combing through the Armoury for the same thing, ha ha

salaar @ 13:33 | May 21, 2025

Happy Birthday NB!
Bob? Or Sammy? You decide...

malaisegooner @ 13:32 | May 21, 2025

Reply to northbankfc:

Is it too unrealistic to get Mbuemo and Eze? Especially after they won an FA Cup. Would Palace fans ever forgive them or us? We gave Palace a lot of love on Saturday, then saw clips of their fans hati...

Eze would be on many clubs' radar should he be inclined to move. It definitely won't be easy to get his signature.

malaisegooner @ 13:29 | May 21, 2025

Reply to ollie:

Well that's everything explained now: we love our left backs, they're all great characters.
Hence: SIGN ALL THE LEFTBACKS!

I see what you did there. 😜

malaisegooner @ 13:28 | May 21, 2025

Reply to riku7:

Gibbs was a weak link for a couple of seasons , never got to the level Wenger predicted, decent player

At least Gibbs will be remembered for being mistaken as Oxlade-Chamberlain.. There's that.. 😅

northbankfc @ 13:23 | May 21, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

Happy Birthday, NB!

Have fun with the new wheels! 🚗🤘

Thanks MG, lots of fun will be had :)

malaisegooner @ 13:23 | May 21, 2025

Reply to northbankfc:

Yes it is 🌟
Very good start to my birthday. I have wheels again 🚗

So long Kieran, you are 100% a professional and you served the club well.

Best of luck back at Celtic 🍀

Happy Birthday, NB!

Have fun with the new wheels! 🚗🤘

homer @ 13:08 | May 21, 2025

Arse!

Hear hear. Loved me some KT.
Thank you, sir and good luck.

possession @ 12:50 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iq_3:

did the Semi Automated Offside System check to see if his Mooning arse was offside or not?

🤣😂

It was hilarious at the time but the football authorities didn't see the funny side, and he was banned for a while.

northbankfc @ 12:49 | May 21, 2025

Is it too unrealistic to get Mbuemo and Eze? Especially after they won an FA Cup. Would Palace fans ever forgive them or us? We gave Palace a lot of love on Saturday, then saw clips of their fans hating on us. So, sorry, if we can take them, we must!

ollie @ 12:46 | May 21, 2025

Well that's everything explained now: we love our left backs, they're all great characters.
Hence: SIGN ALL THE LEFTBACKS!

freddieathome @ 12:37 | May 21, 2025

Reply to pppontus:

Always loved KT. Saved us so many times.

Re Martinelli. I still think he can become a lethal centre forward

You and me both

riku7 @ 12:35 | May 21, 2025

Reply to malaisegooner:

This.

Nacho was another super likeable LB. We tend to get great characters in that particular position, don't we?

MLS being the latest addition to that list..

Gibbs was a weak link for a couple of seasons , never got to the level Wenger predicted, decent player

northbankfc @ 12:28 | May 21, 2025

Reply to possession:

Arse.
WIB
Left backs down the years that I remember fondly, not including recent ones of course.
Bob McNab
Sammy Nelson
Kenny Sansom
Nigel Winterburn.
Toss up between Kenny and Nigel who was the bes...

Yes it is 🌟
Very good start to my birthday. I have wheels again 🚗

So long Kieran, you are 100% a professional and you served the club well.

Best of luck back at Celtic 🍀

iclass @ 12:26 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iq_3:

did the Semi Automated Offside System check to see if his Mooning arse was offside or not?

He was off the pitch so he was ok

iq_3 @ 12:20 | May 21, 2025

and Arse!
well in bassman

iq_3 @ 12:19 | May 21, 2025

Reply to possession:

True.
Sammy scored an own goal and then scored a legit goal so he mooned in front of the north bank in celebration. 🤣

did the Semi Automated Offside System check to see if his Mooning arse was offside or not?

possession @ 11:52 | May 21, 2025

Reply to iclass:

Don’t get many players mooning the crowd after scoring

True.
Sammy scored an own goal and then scored a legit goal so he mooned in front of the north bank in celebration. 🤣

iclass @ 11:40 | May 21, 2025

Reply to possession:

Arse.
WIB
Left backs down the years that I remember fondly, not including recent ones of course.
Bob McNab
Sammy Nelson
Kenny Sansom
Nigel Winterburn.
Toss up between Kenny and Nigel who was the bes...

Don’t get many players mooning the crowd after scoring

possession @ 11:38 | May 21, 2025

Arse.
WIB
Left backs down the years that I remember fondly, not including recent ones of course.
Bob McNab
Sammy Nelson
Kenny Sansom
Nigel Winterburn.
Toss up between Kenny and Nigel who was the best out of these four but Bob was the left back during the 1970/71 double season so would have got the vote of an impressionable 14/15 year old lad at the time.
Is it NB birthday today ?

s.p2 @ 11:09 | May 21, 2025

Reply to s.p2:

Assuming Zinchenko and Kiwior stays: Calafiori, Lewis-Skelly, Gabriel, Kiwior, Saliba, Timber, Tomiyasu, White

Not vehemently opposed to signing another defender but that's plenty of options. Midfiel...

* Assuming Zinchenko leaves

malaisegooner @ 11:02 | May 21, 2025

Reply to bouldfinger:

Great last line, totally agree. Have a soft spot for Monreal too.

This.

Nacho was another super likeable LB. We tend to get great characters in that particular position, don't we?

MLS being the latest addition to that list..

malaisegooner @ 10:56 | May 21, 2025

Farewell, 'Tesco' Tierney. He's a top bloke in my book. I wish we could have more signings like him. (Minus the injuries of course)

One of the truly likeable characters we've ever had the pleasure of having at this club. Best of luck to him back at Celtic! 💪

malaisegooner @ 10:48 | May 21, 2025

Arse.

Well in BA.

pppontus @ 10:40 | May 21, 2025

Always loved KT. Saved us so many times.

Re Martinelli. I still think he can become a lethal centre forward

bouldfinger @ 10:31 | May 21, 2025

Great last line, totally agree. Have a soft spot for Monreal too.

riku7 @ 10:14 | May 21, 2025

Reply to s.p2:

Assuming Zinchenko and Kiwior stays: Calafiori, Lewis-Skelly, Gabriel, Kiwior, Saliba, Timber, Tomiyasu, White

Not vehemently opposed to signing another defender but that's plenty of options. Midfiel...

Agree.. midfield and attack

Tavares has definitely had a great season and Lazio getting him for a good price

mrswoo @ 09:57 | May 21, 2025

Reply to arseblog1:

#SellOllie

hehe ! I know I have been annoyed with the Tomiyasu situation but what I am annoyed about is his trying to recover properly here but then being allowed to go to go to Japan to play. I know last time he probably didn't play but I think if a player is injured they shouldn't go on international duty. however much they want to ...it's just stupid

s.p2 @ 09:49 | May 21, 2025

Assuming Zinchenko and Kiwior stays: Calafiori, Lewis-Skelly, Gabriel, Kiwior, Saliba, Timber, Tomiyasu, White

Not vehemently opposed to signing another defender but that's plenty of options. Midfield and final third are where we need to stock up.

s.p2 @ 09:45 | May 21, 2025

Reply to riku7:

Is Tavares a AFC player , or on loan or Lazio have option to buy ?
Could he be in the squad next season? ( So we don't 'need' to buy another lb

I don't think we should be keeping Nuno Tavares. Lol.

ollie @ 09:34 | May 21, 2025

Reply to arseblog1:

Lazio gonna buy

Tavares+Guendouzi = chaos.

arseblog1 @ 09:12 | May 21, 2025

Reply to riku7:

Is Tavares a AFC player , or on loan or Lazio have option to buy ?
Could he be in the squad next season? ( So we don't 'need' to buy another lb

Lazio gonna buy

riku7 @ 09:12 | May 21, 2025

Reply to arseblog1:

I meant 'No'.

Came in the same summer as Ode, Ben White etc

Is Tavares a AFC player , or on loan or Lazio have option to buy ?
Could he be in the squad next season? ( So we don't 'need' to buy another lb

arseblog1 @ 09:02 | May 21, 2025

Reply to bakesv2:

Nice work Blogs, KT will always be well regarded in Bakes towers.

Also worth mentioning and didn't make the blog (there's a blog?) is KT's openness about the difficulties he faced with his mental wel...

True!

bakesv2 @ 09:02 | May 21, 2025

Nice work Blogs, KT will always be well regarded in Bakes towers.

Also worth mentioning and didn't make the blog (there's a blog?) is KT's openness about the difficulties he faced with his mental wellness during his injury spells and being away from his 'home' of Glasgow. Just another demonstration of what a great character KT is.

iclass @ 09:01 | May 21, 2025

Reply to hfb:

Well written blogs. Kieran tried his best. Injuries were unkind to him.

I always remember his away goal at west brom.
I think the weather that day inspired him.

https://youtu.be/BhitghM-dgo?feature=...

And in short sleeves

salaar @ 08:46 | May 21, 2025

Well in BA
Well carved Blogs
Goodbye KT. And thanks.

arseblog1 @ 08:33 | May 21, 2025

I meant 'No'.

Came in the same summer as Ode, Ben White etc

arseblog1 @ 08:28 | May 21, 2025

"Did Emery sign Tavares ?"

NO

riku7 @ 08:06 | May 21, 2025

Reply to jo333:

Exactly this regarding Martinelli.
Play Martinelli as a striker because he rarely scans from the wing. Don't understand how a pro footballer can play with his head down as much as Martinelli. How has ...

Yeah agree, we spent a fortune on other left backs
, when we had a great one there in KT.
As opposed to buying a number 9 we have another great one often injured in jesus . I like Richardo , but zinny , Tavares and KT could have been used with different squad management.
Did Emery sign Tavares ?

manxgooner @ 08:06 | May 21, 2025

Reply to manxgooner:

Here on the Isle of Man, the people are very proud that a footballer born here was good enough to play for Arsenal.
Despite only living on the Isle of Man for the first 10 months of his life, Keiran T...

... and a nice tribute to KT, Blogs.

chrism @ 08:00 | May 21, 2025

I found out last night that Arsenal are playing my local National League South club on 2nd August, a ten minute or so walk from my house. Obviously it will be an "Arsenal XI" as the first team play in Hong Kong three days before that. My youngest is hoping to see Max Dowman in the flesh, but I fear he may be disappointed as all info suggests he'll be with the first team for pre-season.

chrism @ 07:57 | May 21, 2025

Arse. Well in BA.

Morning all.

Good luck for the future KT, you go with my best wishes. All any fan wants is for players to give 100% when they pull on the shirt and there's absolutely no doubt that he did.

manxgooner @ 07:56 | May 21, 2025

Here on the Isle of Man, the people are very proud that a footballer born here was good enough to play for Arsenal.
Despite only living on the Isle of Man for the first 10 months of his life, Keiran Tierney is regarded as a true Manxman.
I'm a mere "stopover", being an immigrant who's lived here for nearly 25 years!
I'm sad to see KT is leaving Arsenal as his attitude and commitment was great to see and I wish him well at Celtic.

doonhamer @ 07:55 | May 21, 2025

Well in BA.
A lovely acknowledgement and tribute to a player that always gave his all on the pitch, Blogs.
A true professional that tried to do whatever he was requested to do for the team.

hfb @ 07:47 | May 21, 2025

Well written blogs. Kieran tried his best. Injuries were unkind to him.

I always remember his away goal at west brom.
I think the weather that day inspired him.

https://youtu.be/BhitghM-dgo?feature=shared

podgygoonet @ 07:33 | May 21, 2025

Love Kieran - as you say, tremendous attitude and, but for the injuries, should have been "our mainstay in that position for years to come" and probably club captain too.
Injuries were the killer, but not that he didnt have them previously at Celtic.
Goodbye Kieran, thank you and good luck!

nik @ 07:31 | May 21, 2025

if i'd read the blog, which i probably would have done had there been a blog, i would have liked today's.
i will say about KT, though, that i thought it was really weird that he was living with his nutritionist.

nik @ 07:28 | May 21, 2025

Reply to arseblog1:

Because I don't think other leagues did it so it was a mess

that's what i thought but i did like it

arseblog1 @ 07:28 | May 21, 2025

Reply to nik:

why did they stop with closing the transfer window before the league started? i liked that

Because I don't think other leagues did it so it was a mess

nik @ 07:27 | May 21, 2025

why did they stop with closing the transfer window before the league started? i liked that

jo333 @ 07:27 | May 21, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Gabi "head down" Martinelli...

Exactly this regarding Martinelli.
Play Martinelli as a striker because he rarely scans from the wing. Don't understand how a pro footballer can play with his head down as much as Martinelli. How has that not been coached?
I like him, but he hasn't been improving.

Regarding Tierney. Had it not been for injuries and a change of manager, he would have been Arsenal captain and one of the first players on the team sheet. Brilliant as captain for Scotland. Excellent signing by Emery. Sometimes when a new manager comes in, he has his set ways, set ideas and unfortunately it was very clear from the start that players like Tierney and Smith Rowe were not part of Arteta's vision. Very sad he's leaving, probably the only player in the squad who can cross a ball from the left.

nik @ 07:26 | May 21, 2025

arse!
well in bass
morning all

arseblog1 @ 07:21 | May 21, 2025

Reply to ollie:

I can't connect with the anger people feel towards players who get injured either.
And on that, well, I'm off to the physio. :-p

#SellOllie

hazza @ 07:17 | May 21, 2025

Reply to ollie:

There was a moment after he came on when Gabriel Martinelli was sent scampering into their half, and Tierney charged through to support him. I could see it in my mind’s eye, the ball across, and on...

Gabi "head down" Martinelli...

iclass @ 07:15 | May 21, 2025

Well landed bass

bassarse @ 07:13 | May 21, 2025

Reply to ollie:

I can't connect with the anger people feel towards players who get injured either.
And on that, well, I'm off to the physio. :-p

Sicknote.

ollie @ 07:12 | May 21, 2025

I can't connect with the anger people feel towards players who get injured either.
And on that, well, I'm off to the physio. :-p

ollie @ 07:12 | May 21, 2025

Reply to bassarse:

Creating a new dynasty.

(until Bruce returns, at least).

heh

bassarse @ 07:11 | May 21, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Arse!

Well in Bass, again!

Creating a new dynasty.

(until Bruce returns, at least).

ollie @ 07:11 | May 21, 2025

Reply to hazza:

Monday here is the last BH until end of August..

oh, just noticed 15th of August is on a Friday, so plenty of well placed BH this year here, it's unusual.

arseblog1 @ 07:10 | May 21, 2025

Well in BA

ollie @ 07:10 | May 21, 2025

There was a moment after he came on when Gabriel Martinelli was sent scampering into their half, and Tierney charged through to support him. I could see it in my mind’s eye, the ball across, and on his right foot, the Scottish international saying goodbye to the Arsenal fans with one last goal. Sadly, the movement was good, he was in the right position, but Martinelli couldn’t quite deliver the cross.
YES! Me and Esso were quite pissed off with Martinelli there.

hazza @ 07:09 | May 21, 2025

Reply to ollie:

One Bank Holiday left for this month here but this is on the 29th. We're shut on the 30th though, we weren't on the 1st and 8th.
After that, nothing until Bastille Day (which, handily, is a Monday).

Monday here is the last BH until end of August..

ollie @ 07:09 | May 21, 2025

I meant 2nd and 9th (the Fridays, the Thursdays were the Bank Holidays).

ollie @ 07:08 | May 21, 2025

One Bank Holiday left for this month here but this is on the 29th. We're shut on the 30th though, we weren't on the 1st and 8th.
After that, nothing until Bastille Day (which, handily, is a Monday).

hazza @ 07:08 | May 21, 2025

Arse!

Well in Bass, again!

ollie @ 07:06 | May 21, 2025

Didn't even have time to reply to class over there.
Well in brucearse.

bassarse @ 07:06 | May 21, 2025

Arse.

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