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Morning all.
Off to the office shortly to try to avoid the crowds on public transport.

That's kind of his point. He didn't come to Arsenal as a supporter or to become a supporter. He came for trophies and a paycheque but his time here turned him into a supporter. He discovered a plac...

That's a nice quote from Bergkamp but I'm not sure the prospect of trophies was a peripheral criterion when he signed for Arsenal... and if you care about your club you'll want to see standards mainta...

Dennis Bergkamp: "When you start supporting a football club, you don't support it because of the trophies, or a player, or history, you support it because you found yourself somewhere there; found a p...

Remember when we were desperately begging for arsenal to sign a striker...there was Cavani, Falcao and Higuain available.
In typical Wenger style we went for Suarez and ended up with Ozil :-D

Fuck off down the lane MG

Well, it's been an interesting day of arsing. I just want to say I appreciate you all. Whatever happens on the pitch Arsenal wise, this arses community will always be a crazy second home for me.

Good...

It’s like having kids. You may not like what they do at times and they can drive you to distraction, but you should be committed for life with all the required love that goes with that

It’s like having kids. You may not like what they do at times and they can drive you to distraction, but you should be committed for life with all the required love that goes with that

* I remember HIM looking a bit portly haha.

Fábio Vieira cause of death: exsanguination.

"Dowman now has 17 goals or assists in his last seven u18 Premier League fixtures, amid expectations he’ll be involved in the first team’s pre-season tour this summer."

The kid is running riot at 15.

If you're actually an arsenal fan it's impossible to go support another team anyway.

Fábio Vieira cause of death: exsanguination.

I remember looking a bit portly there as well. Put up great numbers for them, though.

Is that a command?

Dude's belly was literally bulging out of his Napoli shirt if I recall correctly

Dude's belly was literally bulging out of his Napoli shirt if I recall correctly

T-bag Vieira

Dowman with a brace over the weekend as captain of the U18s https://x.com/ow_Oregano/status/1921659026158297308

The Higuaín saga was something else... while he was a great striker and probably would have done well for us, I recall him bottling a few fair few big games/moments at club and international level.

Remember when we were desperately begging for arsenal to sign a striker...there was Cavani, Falcao and Higuain available.
In typical Wenger style we went for Suarez and ended up with Ozil :-D

T-bag Vieira

Remember when we were desperately begging for arsenal to sign a striker...there was Cavani, Falcao and Higuain available.
In typical Wenger style we went for Suarez and ended up with Ozil :-D

Ruben Dias, luis Diaz, Bruno F

If you're actually an arsenal fan it's impossible to go support another team anyway.

If United weren't an enjoyably dysfunctional club, Falcao could been a formidable PL striker.

Think it's just because Darwin has proven to be shit

Plenty of players have come from Portugal league and been brilliant here

Precisely.

If he can produce 20+ goals a year I will be very happy. We’re never going to go for someone like Osimhen so a player like Gyokeres sounds good

Think it's just because Darwin has proven to be shit

Plenty of players have come from Portugal league and been brilliant here

At which point half a dozen people will tell you he ain’t that good and is only doing it in the Portuguese league

Been watching a few Gyokeres videos...reminds me a bit of shearer; strong, quick enough and hits the ball hard as fuck

Been watching a few Gyokeres videos...reminds me a bit of shearer; strong, quick enough and hits the ball hard as fuck

I've always quite liked Everton... perhaps it's the shared contempt for Liverpool fans

I have too much hate in my heart for practically every other club to consider such a betrayal.

If you're actually an arsenal fan it's impossible to go support another team anyway.

If you're actually an arsenal fan it's impossible to go support another team anyway.

It would take quite a persistent and dedicated glory hunter to still be on the Arsenal bandwagon. Most of them fucked off to City long ago.

Though they'll probably come back when we start winning ...

It would take quite a persistent and dedicated glory hunter to still be on the Arsenal bandwagon. Most of them fucked off to City long ago.

Though they'll probably come back when we start winning ...

Kleinfeld, you have contravened the terms and conditions and wounded my considerable hubris. I'm going to snitch on you now.

Fuck off down the lane sp

That 'fuck off down the lane' insult. I mean, how trite and single-minded... groupthink at it's finest. Just because some are more disillusioned than others doesn't mean they're glory hunters... and t...

So is the whinging about whinging. Maturity ought to make it very easy to simply ignore it...

I don't consider people who moan as much as some of you lot do as fans. And Piers Stefan O'Meara as his real name is is a complete waste of space.

I was talking about this to another supporter who is in his 70's and he agreed with me that the constant whining of people is very wearing and tell them if they don't like it they should support someo...

mrswoo should take note of that one.

I like that blogs didn't even have to come up with a puppy scenario for Piers Morgan because he's such utter slime that no one would even believe it.

https://youtube.com/shorts/rzeVkONzL2I?si=AcyCxrkMqehfrK5c

You messed up my YT algorithm. Heh

It would also upset one or two so-called Arsenal fans....

"Do not tell somebody to ‘go support someone else/Sp*rs/Chelsea/Man City’ etc"

That point might need an asterisk for Piers Morgan. I say I would never tell a fellow Gooner to go support someone else...

I like that blogs didn't even have to come up with a puppy scenario for Piers Morgan because he's such utter slime that no one would even believe it.

Forgot about that:
La règle numéro 7 est couilles.
(we don't say that in French, obviously, but easy to understand :-D).

Arteta winning the league will annoy A LOT of people 😂 other clubs, pundits, you name it... and it will be glorious to watch them squirm.

Also Arteta winning the league will really annoy Liverpool fans

Spot on about Scouse and Slot.

Out of all the Arseblog T&C's I remember this particular one most clearly.

Forgot about that:
La règle numéro 7 est couilles.
(we don't say that in French, obviously, but easy to understand :-D).

"You'll Never Walk Alone" *

*Terms and conditions may apply

As much as I loathe it, I will be rooting for Manure to beat Spuds in the Europa League final. At least they've won it before. 🤮

Spuds must remain trophy-less.

Damn.. Those Liverpool fans really are absolute scum. Such a shit move booing one of their own while he's still playing in their shirt at home. I guess Trent 'will walk alone' after all he's achieved ...

As much as I loathe it, I will be rooting for Manure to beat Spuds in the Europa League final. At least they've won it before. 🤮

Spuds must remain trophy-less.

https://arseblog.com/arses-terms-and-conditions-2/

Let’s hope so my friend.
Let’s also hope Spuds don’t win a trophy any time soon. Unless there is a trophy for losing 20 games in a PL season. Cuz they have!

Started rewatching Mad Men recently, funnily enough. Such incredible writing at times.

Me to Jose Mourinho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqF_A6bsyEw&ab_channel=Gr%C3%A1Linnaea

same dire football without the winning

There is to be no praise of Jose Mourinho, for anything. Even if he saved a puppy from drowning it would be because he’s decided to sacrifice the puppy later.

Haha lovely stuff

This club let Mourinho get under its skin way too easily imo.

After having such a nightmare, I'm pretty sure your day can only get better, GL.

Heh at the Spuds cabinet bit. 😅

https://arseblog.com/arses-terms-and-conditions-2/

Is this a cry for help

Is there a doctor in the house?!

I'm pretty sure there used to be a rule pertaining to the Arses that no posts even hinting at something positive towards Mourinho were allowed.

At this rate, I dream of Jose Mourinho to be our manager.

Arse. Well in BA.
Only here so early because I woke up middle of the night. Was having nightmare of some dystopian future where I had to get some documents from a company office building related to m...

Well in BA
Well seasoned Blogs
Well severanced GL

At this rate, I dream of Jose Mourinho to be our manager.

At this rate, I dream of Jose Mourinho to be our manager.

At this rate, I dream of Jose Mourinho to be our manager.

At this rate, I dream of Jose Mourinho to be our manager.

Chop them into pieces and put them in suitcases at the end too!

Chop them into pieces and put them in suitcases at the end too!

I want us to murder them

Zinny is on 165k probably makes him a top earner at Dortmund

I prefer him in midfield to left back , where there's already options in
MLS
Richardo
Tommi
Timber

Zinchenko probably nailed on departure for this very reason. Hope Dortmund still want him.

Haha that feels like it can't be true

The club has kind of bollocksed itself with the Havertz and Jesus outlay. I think Havertz is very good but we are shelling out over half a million a week on wages, on our two centre forward options, n...

I thought everything might be very secure and I'd need to provide some kind of extra security confirmation, but my corporate password is freely visible by me (ok there is SOME level of embedded MS sec...

Jesus is a decent enough WF option imo. A fit Jesus (with a fumigated headspace) could be decent Saka back-up.

If he could somehow sublimate those delayed, tame efforts on goal into deft touches and ...

The club has kind of bollocksed itself with the Havertz and Jesus outlay. I think Havertz is very good but we are shelling out over half a million a week on wages, on our two centre forward options, n...

Haha that feels like it can't be true

No, no one will buy him on those wages

Yes… that is an unfortunate reality. He shouldn’t be an automatic starter for us, though.

300k a week as a rotation option?

Sometimes feels like Arteta has become a bit of a victim of his own success with the improvement in the team. The level of expectation is now causing impatience with him.

For some reason I get to hea...

300k a week as a rotation option?

I’d actually keep Havertz up top (ideally as a rotation option) and put Merino back in CM (also as a rotation option).

We need numbers in midfield next season and Merino is just that. When Havertz is...

The club needs to gamble a bit this summer...go get a CF (Gyokeres?) and another wide forward, even 2.
I would actually use merino as a backup CF option, or as an alternative at #10. He has an eye for...

btw I don't think its been mentioned enough how clever that free kick on 3 mins was...saka running from deep and staying onside...such a shame he made a balls of it

Thing is, big clubs capitalise. That has been the main issue with Arsenal since the Invincibles - not going the extra few percentage points when occupying the liminal zone between honourable mention a...

Sometimes feels like Arteta has become a bit of a victim of his own success with the improvement in the team. The level of expectation is now causing impatience with him.

For some reason I get to hea...

https://bsky.app/profile/orbinho.bsky.social/post/3loxlz5eun22s

Haha that feels like it can't be true

https://bsky.app/profile/orbinho.bsky.social/post/3loxlz5eun22s

Also Arteta winning the league will really annoy Liverpool fans

This is the first season during Arteta's tenure where I feel that there has been significant underperformance in the league. The first two seasons or so he had to overhaul what was a failing enterpris...

So you persist with same out of fear of potential consequences? To win, you have to stick or twist at some point.

Funnily enough Manure “ capitalised “ with Mourinho, and Spuds capitalised with Conte. Manure are currently doing really well with their transformational mananager. Worked well for them.

What we hav...

Of course… but should the amount of rope given to Arteta be indefinite? Grateful he reinstated the club as a CL team/PL challengers but I don’t think this is enough credit in the bank anymore.

Build ...

At this point, I think we’ve earned the right to prioritise what expedites success (as long as it’s not via unscrupulous means).

I have no issue with Arteta as a human being and think he’s done an ad...

I think Arteta has done a great job, this season has been a chore, but I think he's earned the right to go after the unfinished business.

I think Arteta has done a great job, this season has been a chore, but I think he's earned the right to go after the unfinished business.

Of course… but should the amount of rope given to Arteta be indefinite? Grateful he reinstated the club as a CL team/PL challengers but I don’t think this is enough credit in the bank anymore.

Build ...

Of course… but should the amount of rope given to Arteta be indefinite? Grateful he reinstated the club as a CL team/PL challengers but I don’t think this is enough credit in the bank anymore.

Build ...

Who's this from, Blogs ? I find the use of the word legitimately a little superfluous.

"Some of us legitimately feel we should start seeing some success and that this befit a club as big as Arsenal."

Don't we all feel like that? Isn't that what everyone wants?!

"Some of us legitimately feel we should start seeing some success and that this befit a club as big as Arsenal."

Don't we all feel like that? Isn't that what everyone wants?!

The Scousers are always insufferable if they win anything.

The Scousers are always insufferable if they win anything.

I had fans msging me saying that MLS wasn't clapping during the guard of honour and that he should win something before he gets on like that.
So now we have the guard of honour police as well as the ...

There's just something really weird and completely cringe worthy about that club.

Stems from all that 'it just means more' shite. They really do think they're different. They just don't realise that ...

As for that fucking 'Arteta as bridesmaid' banner.

I thought Scousers were supposed to be renowned for their inventive wit. They're now on a par with Chelsea fans holding up 'Lampard Out' messages sc...

Pool fans I know are defending the booing of Trent. I am on a bit of a windup, but they're bringing up xhaka being booed.
Great stuff, precious little wankers. It's taken a bit of a shine off their ti...

Arse.

I essentially missed the first half, due to grilling 3 sorts of meat outside in some weak Nordic sunshine. Watched the second, which was a good mix of terrifying and enjoyable. Lucky me.

I di...

Arse. Well in BA.
Only here so early because I woke up middle of the night. Was having nightmare of some dystopian future where I had to get some documents from a company office building related to m...

Arse. Well in BA.
Only here so early because I woke up middle of the night. Was having nightmare of some dystopian future where I had to get some documents from a company office building related to m...

There's just something really weird and completely cringe worthy about that club.

Stems from all that 'it just means more' shite. They really do think they're different. They just don't realise that ...

Arse.

I essentially missed the first half, due to grilling 3 sorts of meat outside in some weak Nordic sunshine. Watched the second, which was a good mix of terrifying and enjoyable. Lucky me.

I di...

Not least because it is owned by a Nazi. You wouldn't go shopping in a shop whose owner quite publicly did Nazi salutes.

Just had a quick look at some Liverpool Twitter, and honestly, the discourse is so stupid and toxic ... getting off that platform was one of the best things I've ever done.

Spot on about Scouse and Slot.

As for that fucking 'Arteta as bridesmaid' banner.

I thought Scousers were supposed to be renowned for their inventive wit. They're now on a par with Chelsea fans holding up 'Lampard Out' messages sc...

Just had a quick look at some Liverpool Twitter, and honestly, the discourse is so stupid and toxic ... getting off that platform was one of the best things I've ever done.

Morning, all.

Can't wait for this season to end. Time to move on.

As for that fucking 'Arteta as bridesmaid' banner.

I thought Scousers were supposed to be renowned for their inventive wit. They're now on a par with Chelsea fans holding up 'Lampard Out' messages sc...

That was quick….are you Bruce in disguise