click to leave fresh arse

I didn't watch the game. Do they have a point? Were they legitimately on the wrong end of bad calls or just being whiney little bitches?

If the former, it would be exactly the time for Arsenal to...

Are they though? Maybe they're actually reverting to form.

I don't think they're falling in line now, I think they considered it falling in line when they implemented some polices to b...

Nwaneri going supernova at the 9 and scoring 17 goals starting this weekend. Start planning the parade folks.

Nwaneri going supernova at the 9 and scoring 17 goals starting this weekend. Start planning the parade folks.

Back to Victorian times.

Racism in football is fucking weird. Lots of top level teams have a majority of black players now.

I didn't watch the game. Do they have a point? Were they legitimately on the wrong end of bad calls or just being whiney little bitches?

If the former, it would be exactly the time for Arsenal to...

I didn't watch the game. Do they have a point? Were they legitimately on the wrong end of bad calls or just being whiney little bitches?

If the former, it would be exactly the time for Arsenal to...

Are they though? Maybe they're actually reverting to form.

I don't think they're falling in line now, I think they considered it falling in line when they implemented some polices to b...

Scouse fucks moaning about Oliver

Fuck them, had loads of those cunts saying the mls one was a red

It appears that all American companies are sucking up to Trump now.

That lantern jawed cunt had a go at the ref, hope he's banned

It's not so funny when the shoe (Oliver) is on the foot, is it?

What has Spitty had to say?

That's what they said on TNT... Hence why VvD was interviewed instead.

Heh, assistant boss Sipke Hulshoff was also sent off.

Meltdown at victim FC.

It's not so funny when the shoe (Oliver) is on the foot, is it?

What has Spitty had to say?

If only there was a replacement.

He hasn't got 54 fingers upon which to count.

Idiotic if true

Phil Jagielka is not the smartest guy, is he? On the BBC Sport app.

'Mohamed Salah is so critical to this Liverpool team. He had about 10* touches in the entire match and won man of the match.'

*He ...

gloating...

Scouse fucks moaning about Oliver

Fuck them, had loads of those cunts saying the mls one was a red

Scouse fucks moaning about Oliver

Fuck them, had loads of those cunts saying the mls one was a red

Scouse fucks moaning about Oliver

Fuck them, had loads of those cunts saying the mls one was a red

Oliver inserting himself to make it all about him, the cunt!

Apparently he's not allowed to do his media duties because he was sent off!

Bizarre rule.

Slot has been sent off too!

multiple

Back to Victorian times.

The war on "wokeism" I hate this slur. So it is basically a war on issues that brought civil rights, equal voting rights, gay rights, women's rights. Fucking President Musk and his butler Trump are a ...

It appears that all American companies are sucking up to Trump now.

The war on "wokeism" I hate this slur. So it is basically a war on issues that brought civil rights, equal voting rights, gay rights, women's rights. Fucking President Musk and his butler Trump are a ...

Heh, it was meant as a swipe at GS, as they've now stopped their diversity policies as part of Trump's/Musky's war on wokeism.

Heh, it was meant as a swipe at GS, as they've now stopped their diversity policies as part of Trump's/Musky's war on wokeism.

Heh, it was meant as a swipe at GS, as they've now stopped their diversity policies as part of Trump's/Musky's war on wokeism.

Racism in football is fucking weird. Lots of top level teams have a majority of black players now.

Racism in football is fucking weird. Lots of top level teams have a majority of black players now.

But only for those scored by white players, as racism is now fixed.

Get Goldman Sachs to do us a derivative on goals?

Can't we borrow some from next year or last?

Have you not heard .. Kai is injured his replacement will surely score more.

Written by ….
And starting Michael Oliver ..

Written by ….
And starting Michael Oliver ..

You've got to hand it to this cunt Oliver; wherever he goes, shit happens. He's like a one-man script writer or Sky and the Mail.

Unfortunately I don't see how we score enough goals to reel them in.

That's the problem, isn't it?

Unfortunately I don't see how we score enough goals to reel them in.

Unfortunately I don't see how we score enough goals to reel them in.

Sterling hattrick surely

Sterling hattrick surely

If Wolves get a point on Sunday and Arsenal win it could be back on.

If Wolves get a point on Sunday and Arsenal win it could be back on.

Oh Lord lol

I expect a 3-hour PowerPoint by Neville on Sky explaining why this is outrageous, especially as they haven't won anything.

Or is that just for Arsenal?

If Wolves get a point on Sunday and Arsenal win it could be back on.

I mean, not in the league. I still think we can do something mental in the Chamions League... :-)

Enjoy your current erection, don't worry about the next one

Haha, fair enough but however midly pissed I am, I'm not hoping any more for this season.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-pP_dCenJA

Doucure celebrates in front of away supporters.. so fucking what it’s a rivalry

Enjoy your current erection, don't worry about the next one

Enjoy your current erection, don't worry about the next one

Do people still think Liverpool dropping point make a differnce? :-O

Do people still think Liverpool dropping point make a differnce? :-O

party pooper

Day is not over

any broken red jaws?

Sorry to burst the bubble, but it doesn’t really matter.

Someone got a red

Someone got a red

Doucore too

Jones second yellow it looks like

cards?

cards?

Handbags

2 points dropped!

Liverpool's bad spell has started 😂😂😂

Looking for more reasons to cancel it’s given

Salah scores. What a cunt.

Twat

Going to be horrible when Salah scores the winner in the 85th minute

I don't know that he's lost control, it's not violent or anything. How MacAllister hasn't picked up a second yellow yet is beyond me though.

Fuck this, cant take waiting for the inevitable. Away to play res evil 4

He has lost all control of the game

I’ve seen studs been shown a few times but of course Michael Oliver has had no choice but to show yellow cards. Great ref.

I’ve seen studs been shown a few times but of course Michael Oliver has had no choice but to show yellow cards. Great ref.

Moyes certainly knows how to get a performance from them

Very competitive game. Not.much in the way of chances. 1-1.

Interval during Marriage of Figaro. How are Everton doing

Going to be horrible when Salah scores the winner in the 85th minute

Sheeple

I don't think they've had a shot apart from the goal.

Why... Liverpool will clearly lose and go on a bad run now that we have no players left to capitalize.

Don’t do this to yourself..

Thank you for your service!

Don’t do this to yourself..

1-0 Blue!

How the fuck is Oliver back doing big games already?

Just a slap on the wrist and told to continue fucking Arsenal over.

How the fuck is Oliver back doing big games already?

Hope N'Diaye scores and does a Liverpool insulting celebration....pretend to steal an alloy wheel or stand in a queue for dole money

Is that meant to be funny? It's OK if you can't make up your own mind but must agree with blogs or the club. I'm different and will call out incompetence when I see it

No question there some experienced, big money players in there but neither you, me or anyone else on here had them down as serious title contenders this season

Squad has always been deep as shit. Your mileage may vary on where you rate each player but no doubt they were bought for significant fees.

Some huge revisionism re Slot too. Most of us would have scoffed at the thought of that squad doing what they're doing now under him when he was hired

Now I'm seeing comments about how good the squa...

I don’t think you can dismiss Slot as having done an average job

Allison out for months, Raya was missing 1 game and we all nearly had heart attacks at the thought of our reserve Neto

Slot appears ...

You have to give Slot a lot of credit. Totally different set of parameters though in each job they were walking into. I would back Arteta to have more success walking into that Liverpool job than Sl...

I think you have to give Slot a lot more credit. He had to follow a legend and that’s not easy even with the team they had which underperformed for two seasons. What he transmitted to the team from da...

A manager who has competed strongly for the past 2 seasons with an inadequate squad wouldn't win with a deeper squad?

2 seasons ago we lost Saliba and everything went south. I don't get your argument...

Right, enough of this shit and on to more important stuff...

Come you Blue Scouse Cunts and Moyseh~!

I never said Liverpool were average, I said Slot was average.
Give the same squad to Arteta and watch him win the league. It's unfair to keep him perpetually hamstrung with inadequate squad depth.

Chillax Mr Taliban it’s just sex


With 180men

In

12 hours.

I like Cala when he's fit, but I think we could have done better with the money we spent on Merino. I just don't see it with him. And that one is firmly on Arteta, as is the Kai signing.

Considering the injury history of Partey, Merino is justified. Calafiori was needed to cover Zinchenko, Tomiyasu and Timber. Nobody factored in MLS.
Not that it justifies not buying a forward

Chillax Mr Taliban it’s just sex


With 180men

In

12 hours.

Merino and Calafiori

Money which could and should have been spent elsewhere. everyone has a share in the blame here.

I disagree, I don’t think Arteta would win the league with Liverpool and it’s naive to think he hasn’t played a part in building our current squad so has to take responsibility for the situation we ar...

Jesus Christ.

The grotesque world of English football and its incestuous relationship with gambling reaches new lows.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg5y9ggqpqdo

Time to call the Butler then

Who are you referring to?

I never said Liverpool were average, I said Slot was average.
Give the same squad to Arteta and watch him win the league. It's unfair to keep him perpetually hamstrung with inadequate squad depth.

Haha exceptional mental gymnastics.

Didn't Arteta fight it out with the board over two absolute nonsense signings this summer?

I never said Liverpool were average, I said Slot was average.
Give the same squad to Arteta and watch him win the league. It's unfair to keep him perpetually hamstrung with inadequate squad depth.

Liverpool are not average. They have forward players in abundance, some excellent youth players and a pretty strong and creative midfield with a central defence to match ours. Slots has just come in a...

To be fair he would be better than our current striker Vacant Space.

"we shamelessly hand the league over to an average Slot."

What the fuck does shamelessly mean in this context? Please, explain ...

https://arsenalyouth.wordpress.com/2025/02/11/assessing-arsenal-academys-striker-and-winger-options-as-injury-crisis-continues/

To be fair he would be better than our current striker Vacant Space.

Is Diego Costa such a bad option? Worth a punt, no?

We don't have one

So who does play CF for the reserves / U21, or are they playing some bullshit formation with three inverted false 8.5s who all prefer to assist than score

We need another Nwaneri and MLS but in the critical striker position. 🙏

So who does play CF for the reserves / U21, or are they playing some bullshit formation with three inverted false 8.5s who all prefer to assist than score

So who does play CF for the reserves / U21, or are they playing some bullshit formation with three inverted false 8.5s who all prefer to assist than score

Probably because he doesn't track back in training? At least that's my guess..

Non-negotiable innit

Probably because he doesn't track back in training? At least that's my guess..

Non-negotiable innit

Bieirth. Now plays for Monaco. Can't believe we didn't try him for a few minutes.

Also the one we sent off for chump change to Sturm Graz who more than doubled their money on him 6 months later.

Heh. Will have to empty the stand behind the goal.

Heh. Will have to empty the stand behind the goal.

Partey as striker.

You heard it here first.

How can he say that when he works with Raheem sterling

The one that fucked off to Manure?

Heh. Will have to empty the stand behind the goal.

Partey as striker.

You heard it here first.

How can he say that when he works with Raheem sterling

"Stan and Josh Kroenke are the hungriest sports people I have met".

Shield Pt. II.

Yeah, but they pinched an academy striker as well.

I thought Heaven was a defender?

The one that fucked off to Manure?

Think it's Leo 9, Sterling- LW and Nwaneri at RW.

When/if Saka and Martinelli return, Martinelli may get a run down the middle.

Maybe we'll get to have a look at our academy striker, whoever he might be..

Have to think Arteta will explore a 5-3-2 now. I'd like to see Nwaneri up top because he's the only pace merchant and consistent menace who can play as a forward atm.

Have to think Arteta will explore a 5-3-2 now. I'd like to see Nwaneri up top because he's the only pace merchant and consistent menace who can play as a forward atm.

Short of numbers upfront.
Martinelli, Kai, Saka all hamstring injuries.
Jesus- ACL.

1. Overburdened players?
2. Defensive load?
3. Luck?

Liverpool are not average. They have forward players in abundance, some excellent youth players and a pretty strong and creative midfield with a central defence to match ours. Slots has just come in a...

I repeat, we shamelessly hand the league over to an average Slot.
It doesn't take a lot of effort to rotate when you've got the options at your disposal. Why are our players getting their hammies twan...

Meanwhile, we're back in for a €30m back up GK.
And a €50m holding midfield player.

Turned up our noses at a €3.6m + 2m (achievements) for a French international forward to bid £40m for Watkins in th...

Yes we should have just paid the gazillions they wanted for Troy Deeney. Missed a trick on that one

I think there is another way to look at it – in that we've built a great squad from back to almost the front, but we've made do in attack.

Which I don't think is necessarily lack of ambition, but I s...

"we shamelessly hand the league to an average Slot who is now made to look World class for winning it at his first attempt."

Man, 'shamelessly', relax will you.

The only thing Slot has done is have ...

Complete agree. Also I put more of the blame on the summer window on Arteta. I think his backing of Havertz really impacts his desire to get another striker. He probably realizes now, Havertz is not t...

Yeah - said this a couple of weeks ago.

We fucked up the summer, and the only way to make it right again is the following summer, so we fucked ourselves for January too.

If we did summer right, Jan ...

Being unable or unwilling to buy a proper striker for five consecutive windows since Aubameyang left is pretty much showing a lack of ambition, or willingness to put money where mouth is. Ambition is ...

"This club has no winning ambitions and it's clear for all to see"

I fundamentally disagree, but you're perfectly entitled to your opinion.

Yeah - said this a couple of weeks ago.

We fucked up the summer, and the only way to make it right again is the following summer, so we fucked ourselves for January too.

If we did summer right, Jan ...

There are lots of reasons beyond lack of ambition. Which, when you're a club that just spent £100m in a midfielder, is an accusation that's hard to get by.

Off the top of my head, other reasons could...

My issue is more with the summer transfer window. It was underwhelming and also worryingly looked unplanned. Neto and Sterling on the last day was just so bad.

All the comments here so predictable..
Well it happened. None of the options in January were tasty to me except for the one we know we bid on but that issued people of as well . We are constantly awfu...

I'm not always facetious but it helps me get through the day.

I do think it's hyperbolic to accuse the club of no ambition, however, especially given the amount of money which has been spent since A...

I mean I don't think there were too many anyone would have picked on Jan 1st, but right now any old cunt would feel very welcome

When you boil all those reasons down, you will discover we lack any ambition to win;
Offer enough money and your targets will become available
Surely a player who can put the ball in the net is suitab...

There are lots of reasons beyond lack of ambition. Which, when you're a club that just spent £100m in a midfielder, is an accusation that's hard to get by.

Off the top of my head, other reasons could...

My blame also goes to the Kroenkes. Do they care about this club as much as their US franchises, particularly the LA Rams? It's hard not to think they prioritise that investment over the Arsenal.

And...

All the comments here so predictable..
Well it happened. None of the options in January were tasty to me except for the one we know we bid on but that issued people of as well . We are constantly awfu...

I mean I don't think there were too many anyone would have picked on Jan 1st, but right now any old cunt would feel very welcome

I think that's a fair summation, and it probably involves a mix of all those issues.

It's still hugely frustrating when we see perfectly decent forwards moving that we are seemingly not interested in...

I'd love to have a reason to be positive. Maybe my expectations are too high... but then isn't this the third most decorated club in Britain?

There are lots of reasons beyond lack of ambition. Which, when you're a club that just spent £100m in a midfielder, is an accusation that's hard to get by.

Off the top of my head, other reasons could...

Exaggerate?
We have no ambition to win anything. All we aim for is top 4 and the money it brings. We try to hang around the upper reaches of the table to boost our commercial endeavours during negotia...

Season is now over, sorry, but that's the reality. Absolute disgrace we did not even attempt to replace Jesus in the January window. And as I've heard others say, William Saliba, and even Saka have to...

bassarse is being facetious as usual. No-one really disagrees with you.

Having said that, I spent all summer saying the squad was too small and was treated as some sort of risible loon for it.

Heh! Here’s the thing. I complain a lot because I keep hoping things will improve. I also am going through stuff which means I can’t afford the dubious luxury of negative thoughts. Others have told me...

I don't mind positivity but I won't get behind decisions by the club taking fans for mugs. Even my long departed nan could see this coming once we messed up our summer transfers. Imagine a chrystal pa...

bassarse is being facetious as usual. No-one really disagrees with you.

Having said that, I spent all summer saying the squad was too small and was treated as some sort of risible loon for it.

Exaggerate?
We have no ambition to win anything. All we aim for is top 4 and the money it brings. We try to hang around the upper reaches of the table to boost our commercial endeavours during negotia...

I've told you a million times not to exaggerate.

When NB is our singular shaft of light shining down you know all is truly fucked.

I love this club, I believe in this club. We’ll find a way to get through the season. We’ll qualify for Champions League. Some starlet striker is waiting in the wings. Sterling is gonna find a way…

Told you lot this club has no ambition as shown by the charade of a summer and January window. No serious minded club will take such risks but ours is an organisation where trophies mean nothing.
Now ...

I love this club, I believe in this club. We’ll find a way to get through the season. We’ll qualify for Champions League. Some starlet striker is waiting in the wings. Sterling is gonna find a way…

- little
+ lot

Havertz done for the season https://x.com/david_ornstein/status/1889643558761615419?s=46

القرف

Google tells me the above is the Arabic for shit.

Which is what Tottenham will remain.

Is now a good time to note that Spuds may soon be acquired by Qataris?
Doom!

Out title hopes have just had a havertz-on-a stretcher sized dick rammed up it's hole

Yeah. Tierney at right wing, Calafiori/Merino up top. These are genuine options now.
Club took a massive gamble with the transfers and learning a rather humbling lesson.

Yeah. Tierney at right wing, Calafiori/Merino up top. These are genuine options now.
Club took a massive gamble with the transfers and learning a rather humbling lesson.

Calafiori can finish...

If you're going to prepare for the season like Arsene used to, might aswell start converting players too.

I think we are a little bit the fucked

Calafiori can finish...

If you're going to prepare for the season like Arsene used to, might aswell start converting players too.

I love this club, I believe in this club. We’ll find a way to get through the season. We’ll qualify for Champions League. Some starlet striker is waiting in the wings. Sterling is gonna find a way…

For some reason I have Big Yellow Taxi playing in my head

Is Diego Costa such a bad option? Worth a punt, no?

The only way Sterling can find is to his fridge

I love this club, I believe in this club. We’ll find a way to get through the season. We’ll qualify for Champions League. Some starlet striker is waiting in the wings. Sterling is gonna find a way…

Havertz done for the season https://x.com/david_ornstein/status/1889643558761615419?s=46

I know what you mean but as they are I think we can beat them .. if we had Saka back.

Oh I so don’t agree.. I think we could smash them.. we have more solid foundations they are a project team of fantastic players but are fucking good obviously.. We need more star players but we have a...

I don’t watch them much. Valverde is some player too. Sometimes I’ll think about the CL and say why not us with a little luck… and then you see a team like that and think your still miles off it.

Mikel merino as cf

I cannot think of a season even remotely close to this one in terms of injuries. Says a lot about the style of play, the load of games and the need for bigger squads.

Yeah that team is injury struck and even when for kinda flawed but the front line of magical players .. Wow..

Yeah that team is injury struck and even when for kinda flawed but the front line of magical players .. Wow..

That RM frontline is just fucking stupid. The Vini pass early in the game to put Mbappe in was just disgusting.

Let’s go Real Madrid .. play all the Pixies in Frontline.. The Nwaneri Striker experiment can start now. Although it will probably be Trossard

Anyone object to us bringing Thierry back?

Style of play? Don’t think that can be proven.. sometimes shit just happens but the squad is thins and was rarely rotated initially.

I cannot think of a season even remotely close to this one in terms of injuries. Says a lot about the style of play, the load of games and the need for bigger squads.

I cannot think of a season even remotely close to this one in terms of injuries. Says a lot about the style of play, the load of games and the need for bigger squads.

Havertz done for the season https://x.com/david_ornstein/status/1889643558761615419?s=46

Citehs self destruction while utterly overdue and delightful will not help our title hopes.

Their next 4 fixtures:
Barcodes; (lge)
RM away (CL exit)
Liverpool (lge)
Spuds (lge) (bogey team).

No c...

Tim Stillman the onyl man i'd want in charge of the transfer policy less than those currently in the role

Tim Stillman the onyl man i'd want in charge of the transfer policy less than those currently in the role

Havertz done for the season https://x.com/david_ornstein/status/1889643558761615419?s=46

Tim Stillman the onyl man i'd want in charge of the transfer policy less than those currently in the role

As Tim Stillman mentioned yesterday, sign Diego Costa. He’s a free agent

Havertz done for the season https://x.com/david_ornstein/status/1889643558761615419?s=46

Indeed. There's risk involved in any procedure when being anaesthetised and then cut open.

Even more so when it is compounded by rehabilitation to the extent that an athlete experiences. It's extraor...

"exactly they should have thought about surgery much earlier. "

I don't think that's right. They had to explore non-surgical options to the fullest extent. My understanding is this isn't just a quick...

Taking a chance mrs. You realise the shock of us actually winning something could prove fatal

exactly they should have thought about surgery much earlier. It reminds me so much of Arsene's bargain shopping for injured players. It doesn't matter how good they are if they can't actually play con...

"how can Tomi be out for 6 months, and now we discover he needs surgery... ?????"

It's not a discovery, it's the exhaustion of any non-surgical options

Ederson who supposedly was the best GK in the world a few years ago was at blame for all 3 goals.

If that's not downing tools, I don't know what is!

Well in Bruce.
That third goal was hilarious.
If one of our players got beat like that we would not hear the end of it.

Anyway. Let's all laugh at Haaland.

Anyway. Let's all laugh at Haaland.

haha

Can't argue with the facts, El Jefe.

Stop with your pro-winter propaganda!

Arse. WiB.

In the grey and the dreich, Havertz is fine. In the sunshine, he gets crocked.

.