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Arses fixed!

Arses fixed!

Same.

Are the people responsible for transfers at the club and for running the Arses the same?

Can't get to today's arses, just getting "500 Internal Server Error"

Can't get to today's arses, just getting "500 Internal Server Error"

This.

If Ethan and MLS are anything to go by, we have a massively talented striker in our academy. He just hasn't emerged yet.

KeepingOurPowderDry FC

Arse

Well in HFB.

Greetings baskers. I am still grinning from ear-to-ear from the massive Stay Humble win yesterday. What a victory that was. One of those games were everything, bar the early Haver...

Guaranteed to have a forward player getting injured on Wednesday,

Arteta was basically begging the owners for help and to strengthen the team... But it seems to have fallen on deaf ears!

Days like this are why I'm on here less and less and currently scaling back. Just cannot take this club seriously.

It’s all very well saving the money for summer transfers …. But we are second in the league with an actual chance (yet again) of WINNING SOMETHING! Who knows if next season will be the same, we need r...

An hour left...we should probably start to make a few enquiries now

An hour left...we should probably start to make a few enquiries now

Days like this are why I'm on here less and less and currently scaling back. Just cannot take this club seriously.

van Persie will always rankle the most, not just because he was twit in the way he forced it, but because his goals made the difference in their title run and probably would've made the difference in ...

van Persie will always rankle the most, not just because he was twit in the way he forced it, but because his goals made the difference in their title run and probably would've made the difference in ...

The Saudi league along with it's lack of human rights and treating women as 2nd class citizens will attract a certain type of individual i would imagine

Auba didn’t reach the levels he got to at Dortmund, no doubt. It does seem as if mindset was part of that. A shame!

I'm not too bent out of shape about Alexis leaving. Not like a Van Persie situation where he went to a major competitor and contributed. Alexis was getting run down from being kicked too much and Chil...

Auba was a pretty effective striker for us but Alexis could grab the game by the scruff.

This will be the new trick

or Duran to Newcastle in the summer for £10. There's nothing to stop them from doing that.

or Duran to Newcastle in the summer for £10. There's nothing to stop them from doing that.

True, but there could be something else that has been overlooked regarding the Saudis.
Seeing that they have signed Duran and looking to buy not just ageing former pros but possibly younger talent and...

I had watched Auba at Dortmund and couldn't believe it when he signed especially after Lacazette. I really thought Arsene had turned a corner. I enjoyed both at Arsenal and of course Alexis was dynami...

I had watched Auba at Dortmund and couldn't believe it when he signed especially after Lacazette. I really thought Arsene had turned a corner. I enjoyed both at Arsenal and of course Alexis was dynami...

irrelevant. If ¢115eh are not adequately punished it will be the end of the league anyway so our inability to get Isak wouldn't really matter at that point.

Sterling, you ungrateful person you.

Aubameyang or Alexis Sanchez? They had similar stays and were gone.

I enjoyed Alexis way more.

Sterling, you ungrateful person you.

Was Aubameyang the last time we were given some joy on deadline day?

I know you're joking, but we will need another backup keeper next summer.

I just don't see the club spending £200 million plus next summer.

irrelevant. If ¢115eh are not adequately punished it will be the end of the league anyway so our inability to get Isak wouldn't really matter at that point.

We’re not signing anyone are we?

Let’s hope we don’t finish second again because we dropped points after failing to score a simple goal… because this will have been an avoidable mistake

That will be nigh on impossible if City get the 115 charges dismissed or just get a token fine with no real punishment as that will give the Saudis the green light to spend in a way that will make Cit...

Anyone competent who can put away the chances we create would do me.

Unfortunately this.

I don't really have confidence in our club's higher-ups' ability to complete these sorts of deals, and I'd be even less confident if the C115h charges are anything more than a tok...

That will be nigh on impossible if City get the 115 charges dismissed or just get a token fine with no real punishment as that will give the Saudis the green light to spend in a way that will make Cit...

We're gonna keep the gun powder dry and go all in on Isak in the summer. 🤞🏼

Kolo Muani was available.
We sat on our hands.
Now we are sitting on a gunpowder keg.

Kolo Muani was available.
We sat on our hands.
Now we are sitting on a gunpowder keg.

Bayern probably told him he won't play and this late in the window it was a take-it-or-leave-it... 🤔 Play for Sp*rs or not play at all... 😬 tough call. 😂

Where have you been? He's been at Bayern for a couple of seasons and scored quite a few goals as a sub when he first came in.
Think Harry Kane signing for them a season later didn't help though.

“When being humble goes too far , The Manchester City story”

I think that's the plan

Same here.

Lad probably needs to undergo a brain scan for his medical. Thought he refused to join that lot until he did a U-turn.

Same here.

Lad probably needs to undergo a brain scan for his medical. Thought he refused to join that lot until he did a U-turn.

Not that I care about Tel, 2 days ago I'd never heard of the cunt

I think that's the plan

Still glowing!

We're gonna keep the gun powder dry and go all in on Isak in the summer. 🤞🏼

How's every basker today?

You're right!

I’m going to stick my neck out here but I’m going to say I don’t think we will sign anyone this window

Watkins would be a very good signing. Gives us immediate boost, and would also suit how we play. He went off injured in the last game, don’t know if it’s serious

So Chelsea have loaned out Joao Felix after signing him in the summer. Chelsea are basically a front for some money laundering scheme at this point.

Should have gone for Marmoush but Watkins will do. I do think Ollie is underrated- just don't love the age profile. But he gives our CBs a tough time every single time we play him and that speaks vo...

I did not know Giroud was in the MLS now playing for LA

As much as I'd rather Tel joined us, he probably did see opportunities for more minutes at Spurs.
We're not going to find a striker who will start over Havertz in Jan for anything like a reasonable pr...

He's after more minutes - which we can't give him.

I don't see why we'd give Tel opportunities when we've got a supernova talent like Ethan to give more minutes to.

When is deadline? Not that it matters

He's not a striker.

He can just play across the front 3 positions

No, I expect him to come in and start in front of Havertz.

Like I said, Watkins would have been perfect for what we require; I just don't see a 19-year-old kid who has hardly played in Germany being able to do that this season for us.

For starters, is he eve...

Kane: "sooo? how'd it go?"
Tel: "What the fuck, mate?!?"

Tel’s gone to Spuds on loan, no option to buy. Hope Kane is there to be accountable when he returns. So much for the Henry comparison. Got that very wrong!

At this point I don't need a striker that can stroll into the first XI. But one that can split time and be effective so that we have players going at full capacity in games would be massive. Right n...

You want Mr. Big Cojones Troy Deeney?

That’s what we need!

He was on The Weakest Link on Saturday and was really bitter when he got voted off. The character.

Don’t be an idiot. The boy probably looked at his options and thought Arsenal wouldn’t give him many more opportunities than he was already getting at Bayern. So he decided to go to a smaller club.

He was on The Weakest Link on Saturday and was really bitter when he got voted off. The character.

At this point I don't need a striker that can stroll into the first XI. But one that can split time and be effective so that we have players going at full capacity in games would be massive. Right n...

Troy Deeney is a free agent.

Troy Deeney is a free agent.

There's no way a 19-year-old who has hardly played, let alone scored, would walk straight into the striker position.

Watkins, on the other hand.

What? If he can score absolute sitters he'll play all the games.

No, I expect him to come in and start in front of Havertz.

Does the Portuguese league have the automatic release clause triggers like Spain? Had a peek at Sporting's last two games and Gyokeres did not feature.... wonder if he's injured.

Tel is 19, and hasn't played at all for Bayern this season.

Do you really expect him to come in and start in front of Trossard and Martinelli?

What? If he can score absolute sitters he'll play all the games.

Let's hope we get Goky in the summer, along with a nifty winger.

He's after more minutes - which we can't give him.

Haha

Why the fuck has he gone to spurs ?
Tel me why (the riddle)

Yep that carrot headed C ** t Scholes got away with murder back in the day.And a right miserable b’ stard as a pundit.Makes Michael Owen sound interesting.Another pundit( scholes) who hates us.

It must be embarrassing to have raised such an arrogant prick. good strikers need to be self-confident and cocky but that guy is way over the top, proving to be just a terrible fucking human being.

...

And his fitness record?

Time for replacement. Zubimendi would give the defensive stability and Rice can play further forward

Careful with the basking - Mikel said not to bask ! I can't remember why.

I do have a question though... If we sign Tel or Watkins today, would they be eligible to play in the Champions League?

Haaland's dad Alfie getting rattled over MLS' celebration and our win... https://x.com/alfiehaaland/status/1886120078288048638 total head loss

Maybe it's not so much confidence as pressure. Some of Kai's misses in recent weeks have been in pressure situations where the games have been tight - the Newcastle one springs to mind with this.

Well I’m suitably admonished

Would love to have wood right now

The whole point blogs and others have been trying to impress for ages is DO NOT NAME PLAYERS WHO ARE BEING ALLEGED ON HERE, NOT EVEN IN PASSING.

How hard is this to understand?

Maybe it's not so much confidence as pressure. Some of Kai's misses in recent weeks have been in pressure situations where the games have been tight - the Newcastle one springs to mind with this.

The multi-pass build up to Nwaneri’s goal. Exceptional!

https://tinyurl.com/2xzkhzjm

No, I meant how can the club know if it's true or if it is likely to hold up in court.

Do you really think that if it is TP then the Club don’t know

No, I meant how can the club know if it's true or if it is likely to hold up in court.

Makes you wonder if it’s a confidence thing with him. The first goal we scored, if it was Martinelli or Trossard in his place, they take the shot.
Also, even if Havertz is not missing these chances w...

How about that run and finish from Havertz! who says we need a striker?!

Yeah but what about that miss-of-the-century when it actually mattered with the game was still in the balance ?

oh... right....

Apparently we gave up a draft choice to Spuds in return for a bigger pick in the summer

Apparently we gave up a draft choice to Spuds in return for a bigger pick in the summer

Well.. Have we signed anyone yet?

Heh. Watch the highlights from yesterday

How about that run and finish from Havertz! who says we need a striker?!

Yeah but what about that miss-of-the-century when it actually mattered with the game was still in the balance ?

oh... right....

No, I meant how can the club know if it's true or if it is likely to hold up in court.

Tel going to Spurs now. Way to kill a career.

Do you really think that if it is TP then the Club don’t know

If they have no knowledge, and how can they, unless the police have made a recommendation to them, which they've ignored to this point (surely can't be the case and it's totally objectionable if it is...

Paul van Dyk , no?

Would love to have wood right now

Thought that was Bronski Beat not Nik Kershaw

Haha

Why the fuck has he gone to spurs ?
Tel me why (the riddle)

Spurs have gone from El Tel to Deathknell Tel.

Wonder how much Forest would want for Chris Wood

Tel going to Spurs now. Way to kill a career.

Said it yesterday. He is back to his best. It’s a dilemma, When he’s fit and played in CM, he’s as good as anyone and a no brainier to extend his contract.

Negatives - Wasted as a RB; has had too man...

I hope our inaction this window doesn't turn around and bite us on the dick

Thumping man city has given the executive a bit of cover...

How the fuck is there no one out there who can improve us in an attacking sense?!

Tel off to Spuddies apparently

I was about to say what the hell happened with him.

Bloggs is saying he fell out with the manager, which happens, but making him train with the kids?

Seems harsh.

I hope our inaction this window doesn't turn around and bite us on the dick

Thumping man city has given the executive a bit of cover...

Arsenal have sent a care package to HAHAHAAAAALAND. Consisting of a humble flavoured pie

Q. How are you, Erling?
A. Mustn't crumble!

Mate, come on. In this case it’s really not for us to decide or comment on until there is an official public statement, for all sorts of legal reasons. Anyone concerned in any potential court case, ac...

Rob Holding going out on loan from Crystal Palace to one of the Sheffield clubs.... Wow thats a sharp downturn in fortune

No probs, it's fine to disagree.

I appreciate you.

Well if you are saying you're taking accusations into account when deciding if his future lies away from the club, you are clearly treating him differently.

His performances and wage demands are the ...

If the club have any knowledge that the accusations are against him then you don’t attempt to keep him.
The fall out from any formal charges would be so unsettling for the whole Club set up

No probs, it's fine to disagree.

I appreciate you.

I honestly can't believe that's your stance on this, but that's up to you.

Not inclined to discuss this any further.

Well if you are saying you're taking accusations into account when deciding if his future lies away from the club, you are clearly treating him differently.

His performances and wage demands are the ...

Well if you are saying you're taking accusations into account when deciding if his future lies away from the club, you are clearly treating him differently.

His performances and wage demands are the ...

Is he being treated differently? No.

Should Arsenal take all this into consideration when thinking about offering a new contract to a player whose career is in its September. Absolutely.

He can't surely be on 350k a week

No loan fee and Villa paying 75% of the wages

No. That's exactly what I'm saying.

I've read all of these articles. Until something is decided in court you should not be treat differently, outside of circumstances where you are potentially putti...

Rashford to villa on loan. The Duran money gotta be financing that deal

No. That's exactly what I'm saying.

I've read all of these articles. Until something is decided in court you should not be treat differently, outside of circumstances where you are potentially putti...

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn858080e9xo

You don't think that is something you should, at the very least, take into consideration?

Summertime, Palace sell Guehi for £70m in an instant.

Now, no.

The price. 70m? That's insane for that player.

Not mad at all – why sell a player you can't replace?

Check this out from Burnley FC. Brilliant way to announce a transfer:
https://x.com/lhm1983/status/1886385456431931675?s=48

The rejection or the price?

Palace rejects 70m Spurs bid for Guehi. That's mad.

Palace rejects 70m Spurs bid for Guehi. That's mad.

That's not what I've said at all.

And did you hear Neville after he kicked Trossard close to the corner flag with the ref unsighted? Can’t remember the exact quote but he more or less dismissed it as a bit of afters as if that was ok....

And did you hear Neville after he kicked Trossard close to the corner flag with the ref unsighted? Can’t remember the exact quote but he more or less dismissed it as a bit of afters as if that was ok....

Well the idea that being accused of something is tantamount to guilt is a really unhealthy thing to project generally, because if someone is wrongly accused then they feel that stigma.

That's an awful thing to happen but don't understand its relevance to this discussion.

Anyway, it's not something we can really expand on due to the restrictions. So, probably best to leave it there...

I can't stand that cunt Bernardo

Nasty little shit that seems to get away with it. It's exactly like Scholes back in the day. Hope someone flattens him one day

Heaven knows

Yep.A right whiny little f** ker.Same as Rat face Fernandez.Must be a Portuguese thing….

Yep.The Snake Neville,a hypocritical c** t,never misses an opportunity to have a sly dig at Arsenal.What did he seriously expect Gabriel’s attitude to the cyborg was going to be? Kiss him? Give him a ...

About 10 years ago I had a friend accused and taken into custody for something involving a previous partner that he insisted wasn't true. He was released and 5 weeks later he was told that all charge...

Yes you can, and you should.

It's difficult to speak on publicly, but saying Arsenal should not consider the future of someone in the spotlight that way seems very strange to me.

Yep that carrot headed C ** t Scholes got away with murder back in the day.And a right miserable b’ stard as a pundit.Makes Michael Owen sound interesting.Another pundit( scholes) who hates us.

I wonder what the two young academy graduates who recently joined the Man Utd clown show think after the weekend.

I can't stand that cunt Bernardo

Nasty little shit that seems to get away with it. It's exactly like Scholes back in the day. Hope someone flattens him one day

Careful with the basking - Mikel said not to bask ! I can't remember why.

Oh God, Scholes was evil - I've never forgiven him for stamping on Freddie's hand and getting nothing for it.Freddie played on then trotted to the edge of the pitch and had his fingers strapped togeth...

Because Neville and his Utd cunthort never resorted to such antics and gave such respect to their opposition when he played. This character has no understanding of the term hypocrisy.

It's difficult to speak on publicly, but saying Arsenal should not consider the future of someone in the spotlight that way seems very strange to me.

Definitely not. You're defiling a key pillar of our human rights if you take that position.

Again, unless something is known that I'm not aware of...

I can't stand that cunt Bernardo

Nasty little shit that seems to get away with it. It's exactly like Scholes back in the day. Hope someone flattens him one day

Definitely not. You're defiling a key pillar of our human rights if you take that position.

Again, unless something is known that I'm not aware of...

Yes you can, and you should.

I appreciate that but unless there is some understanding of the case beyond what has been published publicly, I'm not sure you can take that into account?

If it was just a football decision then it would make sense for all concerned, but there's more to it.

When he's on it he's very good. If we don't get much of a fee for him I think it's worth keeping hold of him

Heaven knows

Heaven knows

I wonder what the two young academy graduates who recently joined the Man Utd clown show think after the weekend.

We'd get nothing for him. Even assuming we sign Zubimendi for £55m then we still need another player for CM on top of whatever we need to do in the forward line too. Next to zero chance we find anyone...

Isn’t he out of contract?

Although he tried by allowing Mr Tumnus to kick, stamp and foul his way through the game unpunished.

Zero dark thirty Arse!
Well in HFB.
You know what else was great about that game?
The ref didn’t ruin it!

Just saw GNevs comments about big Gabs giving it to Humble and basically saying it was cheap and Gab should give him more respect.
FFS, Did he completely forget what happened at the Etihad? Respect is...

Haaland's dad Alfie getting rattled over MLS' celebration and our win... https://x.com/alfiehaaland/status/1886120078288048638 total head loss

When he's on it he's very good. If we don't get much of a fee for him I think it's worth keeping hold of him

When he's on it he's very good. If we don't get much of a fee for him I think it's worth keeping hold of him

Partey was brilliant yesterday, no question. He's had a really good season, though I don't think we will keep him or Jorginho beyond the summer I would be happy for him to stay. Much may hinge on his ...

We have to get Partey signed up for next season. Even if we get Zubimendi, having this Partey their to rest legs or start 25% of games would be massive. He was the best player on the pitch yesterday.

Reading the blog, still basking.

We have to get Partey signed up for next season. Even if we get Zubimendi, having this Partey their to rest legs or start 25% of games would be massive. He was the best player on the pitch yesterday.

hard to describe yesterday, felt cathartic i guess...
but, notice how the players weren't jumping around post match, ice cold.....
i just can't imagine how much scorn Gnev and Carra would be pouring o...

We have to get Partey signed up for next season. Even if we get Zubimendi, having this Partey their to rest legs or start 25% of games would be massive. He was the best player on the pitch yesterday.

Haaland's dad Alfie getting rattled over MLS' celebration and our win... https://x.com/alfiehaaland/status/1886120078288048638 total head loss

Haaland's dad Alfie getting rattled over MLS' celebration and our win... https://x.com/alfiehaaland/status/1886120078288048638 total head loss

I do have a question though... If we sign Tel or Watkins today, would they be eligible to play in the Champions League?

Watkins seems to look after himself though

Look at the lewandowski cunt at 36

Why's that utter cunt Troopz shouting like a fucking shit cunt?

Pipe the fuck down, you woman-beating cunt!

Blogs already knows we are doing nothing, Hazza.

https://youtu.be/MmPteyY-jhk

Enjoy

I’ll be honest, when he squared up to Haaland in the away game at the end and Haaland said “who the fuck are you?” I thought it was a bit like a pup squaring up to a savage pit bull. But it’s clear no...

Mathys Tel or nothing, you'd suspect. The fact that the tiny totts offered 50m, which Bayern gleefully accepted only for the player to say "er, nah thanks" would make it an extra fun incoming.

I think it’s more likely to be Ollie Watkins. £60m for someone who will be 30 on December 30 seems excessive, will affect our summer spending and targets. He’s not world class but he’s has the physica...

Only if you open in a browser, the apps appear to be permanently tottenham'd.

Mathys Tel or nothing, you'd suspect. The fact that the tiny totts offered 50m, which Bayern gleefully accepted only for the player to say "er, nah thanks" would make it an extra fun incoming.

I’ll be honest, when he squared up to Haaland in the away game at the end and Haaland said “who the fuck are you?” I thought it was a bit like a pup squaring up to a savage pit bull. But it’s clear no...

Honestly, the balls on MLS. Blimey. Taking a yellow and laughing at Richarlison as he left the pitch in the NLD, slowly applauding the crowd as he wandered away. Taking the piss out of Haaland yesterd...

Going against the gaffer's instructions then? 😂

Army town

The goal was the icing on his particular personal cake, but his overall play is a joy to behold. He looks to drive forward at every opportunity and plays forward passes that break opposition lines. He...

We are approaching Colchester.
Perry Groves land?

I believe MLS has been planning his goal celebration since the reverse fixture. He let Haaland's "Who the fuck are you?" dis simmer inside and we saw the outcome yesterday.

MLS made those cunts pay. ...

Man, Arshavin was signed on the last day of the Jan window, right?

Doing the double over Moneycheater C115y on a single day.,. Priceless!

Ollie for matchday First Arse every time eh. (Excellent strike rate) 💪

No pressure..

The Arsenal Women were also superb yesterday.

Man, Arshavin was signed on the last day of the Jan window, right?

i've never been to ipswich. report back and let us know what we've all been missing

Transfer? What transfer?
Mornik.

No transfer day live blog today?

Let’s focus on the negatives.

Lots of supporters of other clubs piping up online on Twitter after our win... Just get lost you losers...

Lots of supporters of other clubs piping up online on Twitter after our win... Just get lost you losers...

Michael Oliver! Er... I mean... Arse! Goodly morning basking gooners.

Arse.

What joy. I was happy to have to prepare dinner at kickoff, and so could slink into the vicinity of the TV only occasionally to see what the score was. I feared this game, as I always do. When ...

Arse.

What joy. I was happy to have to prepare dinner at kickoff, and so could slink into the vicinity of the TV only occasionally to see what the score was. I feared this game, as I always do. When ...

Only havertz and saka ahead of ethan in the goals this season. Crazy.

So glad that havertz scored that. Maybe helps when he doesn't have many options except to shoot. Of all the goals, he is the one...