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"we are weakened at RB and his positioning and defensive weakness is exposed. " - Cite examples. 1 mistake leading to a goal in 500 minutes.

Who says this correlation and not causation? We clearly play worse when he’s at RB. This is not TP’s fault and no one is blaming him. But if you watched the matches, two things would immediately be cl...

Szczesny is starting a Champions League match for Barcelona, proving that Life is a strange adventure and the path traveled is not a straight walk.

Correlation is not causation.

BBC:

A teenager has been arrested on suspicion of "malicious communications" following the online abuse of Arsenal striker Kai Havertz and his wife.

The boy, who is 17 years old and from St Albans, ...

BBC:

A teenager has been arrested on suspicion of "malicious communications" following the online abuse of Arsenal striker Kai Havertz and his wife.

The boy, who is 17 years old and from St Albans, ...

Correlation is not causation.

He's had several games at RB, where he's been utter tosh!

It's no coincidence that we've drawn 6 out of 7 games this season when he's been at RB!

Well I’m clearly it the only “ retard “ who thinks like that

We've seen Partey have a bad game in 1 of the 6 he has played at RB. You can't just rewrite history based on one bad game, it's a retarded way to think and just doesn't wash.

We've seen Partey have a bad game in 1 of the 6 he has played at RB. You can't just rewrite history based on one bad game, it's a retarded way to think and just doesn't wash.

Not really sure where the idea that Rice is any good playing at CB comes from. He played a few games there for West Ham, made some mistakes (a big one vs us if I remember rightly) and never played the...

Not really sure where the idea that Rice is any good playing at CB comes from. He played a few games there for West Ham, made some mistakes (a big one vs us if I remember rightly) and never played the...

TP is a fucking cunt, though.

I will not speak that guy's name without preceding it with a "fuck"

Goldie knows

Not really sure where the idea that Rice is any good playing at CB comes from. He played a few games there for West Ham, made some mistakes (a big one vs us if I remember rightly) and never played the...

fuck rvp

How big is he? The pictures I've seen make him look a bit slight. I know he's very young but somebody give the lad some protein to add a few inches to his shoulder span during his last growth spurt.

How big is he? The pictures I've seen make him look a bit slight. I know he's very young but somebody give the lad some protein to add a few inches to his shoulder span during his last growth spurt.

Is Dowman the latest wonderkid? First team squat at 15?

You know in Revelations, good triumphs over evil? Just saying…

BBC:

"Ethan Nwaneri and Riccardo Calafiori in training for Arsenal. 15-year-old Max Dowman also with the first team. No William Saliba, Takehiro Tomiyasu or Ben White."

Played a few games for the u21s at 14 yes old last season.

Is Dowman the latest wonderkid? First team squat at 15?

Bill Gates in ASCII is 666

Arteta asked about alternatives to playing Partey at right back, says he doesn’t have any others to play there. Also mentioned he needs a right footed player at right centre back.
Need Ben White to re...

Terrifying thought. Any bible readers out there will know the prophesies of revelation, the end times etc, but everyone knows the number of the beast, right? 666.
This number is the symbol of the new...

fuck rvp

I watched an Alexis compilation the other day to remind myself. What a fucking beast that guy was.

Mad to think that at one point we had Adebayor, Rvp and Eduardo at the same time, and now our only strikers are not really strikers

I guess that was when teams played 4-4-2... I wonder if that will ...

Miss that guy

Anti-Defamation League: Right wing apologists disguised as fighting antisemitism.

Eduardo was at the training ground today. Sign him up.

Eduardo was at the training ground today. Sign him up.

Sure, but if there's any more than a fine they'll fight it and the Premier League will be mired in legal battles for years. I can see them taking the easy way out.

Someone is going to kill Musk. Only a matter of time.

I’m the last one to criticise use of substances, but they can be abused and it might account for the lack of self-consciousness about his dark secrets. Anyway, it’s ok, the Anti-Defamation League in t...

I’m the last one to criticise use of substances, but they can be abused and it might account for the lack of self-consciousness about his dark secrets. Anyway, it’s ok, the Anti-Defamation League in t...

He can be on whatever he wants but it doesn't excuse the Nazi salute

He’s on daily doses of ketamine. He’s hooked on it allegedly. Would explain alot.

That guy must be on something, someone must have spiked his ozempic

I'm more concerned about the prophecies of Terminator and T2, when I read this ITK bloke stating there's as much as a 20% chance that AI wipes out humanity within 30 years, I really regretted the join...

Terrifying thought. Any bible readers out there will know the prophesies of revelation, the end times etc, but everyone knows the number of the beast, right? 666.
This number is the symbol of the new...

which would be the same as no penalty at all for them. It has to be a points deduction of some kind. That's the only punishment they will understand. Anything less and...

I read a report a few days ago which said they think the most they'll get I'd a fine.

No mention of Tierney filling in as CB since he's played there for Scotland 🤔

Is Dowman the latest wonderkid? First team squat at 15?

BBC:

"Ethan Nwaneri and Riccardo Calafiori in training for Arsenal. 15-year-old Max Dowman also with the first team. No William Saliba, Takehiro Tomiyasu or Ben White."

"We're 2nd in the table"
both men and women.

"Look at how the women’s team moved on from losing and underperforming week in week out with a demanding manager mentally to a new manager and the subsequent freedom to play their game "

We're 2nd in...

Elon Musk richest man on the planet, looking for a bookies that will take a bet that he becomes President in the next 8 years. Thus making America directly ruled by cooperate leaders instead of just b...

"There was an example early in the 2nd half, Martinelli broke away on his own, he ran he stopped, he checked back, eventually he passed back and we lost momentum. This could be just Martinelli but I d...

Terrifying thought. Any bible readers out there will know the prophesies of revelation, the end times etc, but everyone knows the number of the beast, right? 666.
This number is the symbol of the new...

Arse. WiB.

Morning all.

You're always going to get little injuries such as Saliba's, but Zinchenko, Jesus and Tomiyasu's injury problems have been going on a while now while Calafiori had an injury ...

Elon Musk richest man on the planet, looking for a bookies that will take a bet that he becomes President in the next 8 years. Thus making America directly ruled by cooperate leaders instead of just b...

Elon Musk richest man on the planet, looking for a bookies that will take a bet that he becomes President in the next 8 years. Thus making America directly ruled by cooperate leaders instead of just b...

What should one read into the fact that 115 charges Citeh are the only ones splashing out on multiple January signings? An early indication that they know they are in the clear, or a quick splash of p...

Just someone who gives something down the middle would be a start

Pretty sure I saw on sky last night than Arsenal are 2nd bottom in goals scored through the middle with 22% with only Fulham behind

...

What should one read into the fact that 115 charges Citeh are the only ones splashing out on multiple January signings? An early indication that they know they are in the clear, or a quick splash of p...

What should one read into the fact that 115 charges Citeh are the only ones splashing out on multiple January signings? An early indication that they know they are in the clear, or a quick splash of p...

I should fucking hope not. They already have Woody banging in 14 goals, why are they trying for another prolific striker at the same time? #NotTheArsenalWay ;) ;)

Wissa would start for us fwiw

Not that £22m is going to get him for Forest

To be fair, he'd immediately be our best striker too, massive potential. Unquestionably risky but nothing ventured etc.

You are right, plenty of players out there who'd improve our team , plenty who'...

I listed all the forwards who have scored more than our top scorer a couple of weeks ago. They were roundly condemned as not good enough for us, except Haaland and Salah obvs. But it appears that a ge...

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I listed all the forwards who have scored more than our top scorer a couple of weeks ago. They were roundly condemned as not good enough for us, except Haaland and Salah obvs. But it appears that a ge...

Wissa would start for us fwiw

Not that £22m is going to get him for Forest

His real name isn't Bruce for starters...

My line manager is a Tesla-driving Musk afficionado, he was chuckling away about yesterday's "bantz" when I arrived to the office, I had to diplomatically insert some comments about how this Trump/Mus...

His real name isn't Bruce for starters...

"Spend some fa*kin money" Ah good times those....

Think the way Arteta rotates our key players , also play a part in the injuries. (Saka/Rice/Saliba/Gabriel ). I think almost everyone in the fanbase...

Yes exactly my thoughts on this

Better to lose it higher up the pitch trying something positive, imo

After which we lost the ball/made a foul then conceded.

https://bsky.app/profile/mikeysmith.com/post/3lg7dpu4jqk2k

Ah I’m glad you spotted it also, I don’t believe he is told head back

But I do genuinely wonder if he was more worried about the consequences of losing the ball than scoring a goal, so chose the easi...

"There was an example early in the 2nd half, Martinelli broke away on his own, he ran he stopped, he checked back, eventually he passed back and we lost momentum. This could be just Martinelli but I d...

Probably right.

Are we conceding more now or when we were playing more exciting football? It feels to me that we invite more pressure now because of the slow football we play, but it is just a feeli...

Arse.

I think we had that fearlessness in the first truly competitive season, 2022/23. Maybe it's not sustainable? Maybe taking everyone by surprise only works for 6 months as it did for us th...

Wayne?

I think this is a good point.

There's also a bit of having less to lose/low expectations that plays into this too

His real name isn't Bruce for starters...

Arse.

I think we had that fearlessness in the first truly competitive season, 2022/23. Maybe it's not sustainable? Maybe taking everyone by surprise only works for 6 months as it did for us th...

Yes, we have underperformed, but there are also some reasons for it (not excuses)

Only just, it’s pretty tight up there, and I’d agree with Freddie that we are underperforming somewhat, I realise some of that is due to injuries

"Look at how the women’s team moved on from losing and underperforming week in week out with a demanding manager mentally to a new manager and the subsequent freedom to play their game "

We're 2nd in...

Why?

Morning people

When you enter the classroom do the kids shout fuck of bruce

Could Iraola be our 3rd Basque manager in a row…?

Tomiyasu had 1654 minutes last season, more than Kiwior, Nketiah, Partey, Nelson, Smith Rowe and Vieira

WiB
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