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Southgate Knighted in the New Year Honours list.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articles/cg4zpngy2k7o

Make it happen Harrow

Big Ange a relieved man after losing to the tractors as well

Yeah, there's a committee that does this stuff.

They don't. The lists are created by senior government MPs. The monarch just performs / hosts the ceremony.

I never pegged the royals for being the sentimental sort, giving out knighthoods for pity.

Southgate Knighted in the New Year Honours list.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articles/cg4zpngy2k7o

Would Zirkzee have been as disappointing if he’d come to Arsenal? Any chance we can sneak a purchase their and get him out of those toxic surroundings?

Southgate Knighted in the New Year Honours list.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articles/cg4zpngy2k7o

Relegation form.

Manky United are in 14th place.

Night all. Let me go wallow in some rent boy and manc tears on YouTube

Night all. Let me go wallow in some rent boy and manc tears on YouTube

Indeed. Can't take anything for granted.

Not easy winning at the Beehive.

Not easy winning at the Beehive.

Not easy winning at the Beehive.

Pretty decent results from an Arsenal perspective. Arsenal have to take advantage on Wednesday and get all three points.

Heh, snap.

Celebration police needed in the toilet NOW. Step away form that cistern geordiescum!

Sounds like Steve McClaren.

Ha so yesh ha! Sho even if ya ,we ae gettiing zish pelanty againsht Arshenal I am shtill manger and ha!

Gyökeres: "oh.... mmm... on second thought..."

Ten Hag laughing his ass off somewhere

Amorim must be regretting his decision to board the Titanic disaster that is Man Utd..

or Godalming! as they say in Mankyland

FT Old Toilet

Three more minutes in the loo

FT Old Toilet

All that attacking talent, and they couldn't muster up a single goal against some tractor engineers.

Ah yeah. I mean we were a bit...tepid against them but they didn't look like pure fodder either.

Big Ange a relieved man after losing to the tractors as well

Nice day at the farm.

Ft. Rent boys in the mud

Ft. Rent boys in the mud

Shite flag.

That the equivalent of a white flag

That the equivalent of a white flag

10 Toilet mins plus. Enter the Hanthony

Palmer maybe good on the ball but dearie me, is he such a slap worthy idiot

our game with them was the only time I've seen him and I could not understand how on earth that guy was being name dropped in here as a potential target for us... but maybe Saliba just has that effec...

I been thinking much the same this season but must admit I was surprised to see him utterly and completely dominated by Big Bill.

2-2 Villa and Brighton

87:42 on my stream

How many Tractor mins left?

Did you see our bench against Ipswich? We had just Nwaneri as an attacking option. Unless you want to count Partey and Jorginho

Disagree on all counts.

Would rather have that than our options at present. Neto is a handy player

I don't see that at all about the Chelsea bench. Jackson is on a good run but neither Sancho or Neto are scary.

Different opinions etc.

Rent boy bench options are scary. Neto about to come on.
That said, Delap is leading a one man war against Chelsea tonight

Which means they will score in the next few minutes.

Which means they will score in the next few minutes.

Barcodes not looking so comfortable now.

City have a buyback clause and a 20% sell on clause.

City have a buyback clause and a 20% sell on clause.

Not even for £35m?

Not even for £35m?

Not even for £35m?

Ipswich are not selling him in January.

Ipswich are not selling him in January.

Delap is killing them. Get him in Arteta

2 nil

Blimey Brucie. Sounds like a close one and lucky you escaped unscatthed. Cannonball Run, a classic! I get anxiety now just thinking about it. The things boys do, eh?

2 nil

We took our bikes up the downs one night, absolutely scoobied. Apart leads directly back onto the promenade road. Whacked out I decided to release the breaks and go down full speed. Pitch black I coul...

No we need an Amorim masterclass against Slot, then we run them over in the FA Cup

He actually is a decent looking player. Very light on his feet on the pitch. He's on a bad team.

Not looking forward to playing Saudi Barcodes twice in the Cup.

Miracle needed

No we need an Amorim masterclass against Slot, then we run them over in the FA Cup

Could have done with utd going up against pool with a bit of swagger. They are going to shafted.

That road around Hascombe is a bitch.

I wonder how much abuse would be evident if we had played better but still lost.

I wonder how much abuse would be evident if we had played better but still lost.

People were talking about Evan Ferguson in similar terms.

Times change.

Chelsea looked more dangerous than us vs Ipswich even though they're losing.

Salah alone could have 7 next week

43 mph on a bicycle? 😲

I don't suppose you were wearing a lid back then, either.

Wait until they come up against pool on the 6th. I foresee another 7 nil as much as it pains me

I know he's a proper tool like his dad but I really wouldn't mind this Delap guy at the Arsenal

It’s like a PL team against a League one team. United players bouncing off of Joelinton.

I remember getting pulled over by a copper for speeding on my Sun GT 10XL racing bike. I was clocked doing 43 mph in a 25 zone down a steep hill near Hascombe. He gave me a warning. Those were the day...

I remember getting pulled over by a copper for speeding on my Sun GT 10XL racing bike. I was clocked doing 43 mph in a 25 zone down a steep hill near Hascombe. He gave me a warning. Those were the day...

Zirkzee taken off in the first half to massive jeers from Manure fans.

But came back.

Zirkzee taken off in the first half to massive jeers from Manure fans.

Flounced to the dressing room.

I hear you. Just saying I was surprised that he didn't give them anything to think about whatsoever. But yeah shouldn't be too harsh on him plus he's only 21. I just thought that at least physicall...

Zirkzee taken off in the first half to massive jeers from Manure fans.

That dick Delap up front for Ipswich again.

Mind you, if he can scupper Chelsea...

How many strikers have gotten any joy playing against them two? They should have been named holding chambers

I get it our boys are monsters but he literally did not trouble them one bit. Not a sniff. I was surprised by that.

Not his fault. Big Gabi and Saliba were a bridge too far (pun intended)

I been thinking much the same this season but must admit I was surprised to see him utterly and completely dominated by Big Bill.

I been thinking much the same this season but must admit I was surprised to see him utterly and completely dominated by Big Bill.

I know he's a proper tool like his dad but I really wouldn't mind this Delap guy at the Arsenal

Career suicide but very beneficial for one's finances.

Amorim must be regretting his decision to board the Titanic disaster that is Man Utd..

That dick Delap up front for Ipswich again.

Mind you, if he can scupper Chelsea...

That dick Delap up front for Ipswich again.

Mind you, if he can scupper Chelsea...

In the January of 1997 I worked at a golf course as a fresh faced 16 year old, one of the green keepers was an Arsenal fan, he said did I ever go to games and I said not really but I would love too, h...

The best part about Highbury was the East Stand.

It went house, house, house, house, East Stand entrance, house, house, house! 🤣

not if there's no trees left.

I saw Scream VI before I saw Scream!

Plenty of good photo ops in the Amazon I guess.

One day I found a cyclist in about his mid 30's locking his bicycle to a pip pip crossing post where you press the light to allow you to cross - he was very pissed off when I said he shouldn't do that...

They're all the same!

Pedant Alert!

I think you meant the West Stand

https://www.tiktok.com/@alondonview/video/7342217560663788832

The best part about Highbury was the East Stand.

It went house, house, house, house, East Stand entrance, house, house, house! 🤣

The attendees should all be forced to travel by cargo ship.

Have they not heard about video calls? It’s an interesting concept

I saw Scream 2 before I saw Scream.

I know people, proper environmental campaigners, who attend these summits. They often come away feeling quite enthused while recognising how immense the task is to get every country, often with vastly...

Video calls don't present an opportunity for a decent junket, though!

Went and visited the old house in Highbury yesterday. Driving around those north London streets with their 20 mph limits and multiple cameras we reminisced how we used to tear down some of those roads...

Video calls don't present an opportunity for a decent junket, though!

The attendees should all be forced to travel by cargo ship.

Have they not heard about video calls? It’s an interesting concept

It's a bit like developers have been building "affordable housing" for years as part of planning applications, but there's still millions with no homes or paying huge rents they can't afford. Council ...

The attendees should all be forced to travel by cargo ship.

Have they not heard about video calls? It’s an interesting concept

Passed a giant building on Farringdon Rd yesterday being developed, with wall giant adverts about sustainability and mixed use and arts and all the buzzwords that activists were using 20 years ago. Lo...

Yep, but tbf it’s the right place to be. Also it’s not $4.7 billion which would be insane. It’s BRL 4.7 billion, which I think is *only* about $760 million.

I was going through some of his classics last night actually, so much of it is still so relevant today.

Plenty of good photo ops in the Amazon I guess.

It’s a Carlin classic, worth linking to. When I was working on the Environment desk at the Guardian I sent this link around on email. No one laughed or said anything! It didn’t fit the narrative. But ...

Tell a lie, the next COP is in Brazil, $4.7 billion investment, 30,000 delegates will be flying in to the heart of the Amazon next November!

It’s a Carlin classic, worth linking to. When I was working on the Environment desk at the Guardian I sent this link around on email. No one laughed or said anything! It didn’t fit the narrative. But ...

Haha.

As George Carlin once said "these people are so self important.. The planet isn't going anywhere, but we are. The planet is just fine"

Anytime I hear the phrase or a variation on the phrase "to help save the planet", I know I'm either going to be taxed more or sold something I don't want

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0WMSovOboY

Passed a giant building on Farringdon Rd yesterday being developed, with wall giant adverts about sustainability and mixed use and arts and all the buzzwords that activists were using 20 years ago. Lo...

Anytime I hear the phrase or a variation on the phrase "to help save the planet", I know I'm either going to be taxed more or sold something I don't want

Went and visited the old house in Highbury yesterday. Driving around those north London streets with their 20 mph limits and multiple cameras we reminisced how we used to tear down some of those roads...

Haha.

As George Carlin once said "these people are so self important.. The planet isn't going anywhere, but we are. The planet is just fine"

"WILTOOOOORD!!!"

for me 😂

"WILTOOOOORD!!!"

for me 😂

He actually said to me "I'm saving the planet by cycling" to which I replied "I'm saving it more by walking"

He actually said to me "I'm saving the planet by cycling" to which I replied "I'm saving it more by walking"

As for memorable football commentary exclamations: “It’s up for grabs now….” has to be up there with the greatest!

I appreciate this post. You were kindly doing your part in telling off that errant cyclist. People who have no regard for civic politeness are the worst. Give em hell!

One day I found a cyclist in about his mid 30's locking his bicycle to a pip pip crossing post where you press the light to allow you to cross - he was very pissed off when I said he shouldn't do that...

Arse!

Well in Ted, fuck off Bruce.

Unlucky Missis. *woowaves*

Mirrors can not reflect without a source of light.

Speaking of mirrors, superstitious me suspects that Arteta might have broken a few in the last few months, resulting in our bad luck with player injuries. 🤷

One day I found a cyclist in about his mid 30's locking his bicycle to a pip pip crossing post where you press the light to allow you to cross - he was very pissed off when I said he shouldn't do that...

There does seem to be a number of militant cyclists out there, which I am not, who feel as though everyone: walker or driver, owes them the world cause they cycle🤷‍♂️.

There does seem to be a number of militant cyclists out there, which I am not, who feel as though everyone: walker or driver, owes them the world cause they cycle🤷‍♂️.

In London the bicycles not withstanding the multitudes of bike lanes still like to use the pavements - especially to cut off corners at lights -and their bike parking is abysmal. They have the same ri...

Yes, excellent. I am a cyclist. Whilst there are, mostly, good drivers out there, it takes but one cunt to put your life at risks. Taxi drivers, quite new to our roads, are often the worst. It’s the l...

🤗

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Life is generous everyday. Christ time just makes it feel prettier.

Hope you and yours had a great one. All focus on 2025-now.

Was Santa generous?

Well blogged Blogs

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