The Arses - 5/5/2025

arseblog1 @ 06:54 | Jul 23, 2024

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iclass @ 06:54 | Jul 23, 2024

Reply to arseblog1:

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Really?

arseblog1 @ 06:52 | Jul 23, 2024

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malaisegooner @ 06:41 | Jul 23, 2024

Reply to dennis_b10:

Arse

Wib/FoB

Heading out today on our road trip out west to meet my two sons in LA to watch the Arsenal play Yanited! Can't wait but it is quite a drive. 1,874 miles, with stops in Colorado Springs,...

Brilliant stuff.

Enjoy!

malaisegooner @ 06:30 | Jul 23, 2024

Morning all!

malaisegooner @ 06:29 | Jul 23, 2024

Reply to iclass:

7-2-1 formation

Seriously hoovering up the defenders is our gaffer.. wouldn't be surprised if we see this formation one day. 😅

ollie @ 06:29 | Jul 23, 2024

Morning all. The rain is back. :-(

iclass @ 06:27 | Jul 23, 2024

Morning all

malaisegooner @ 06:27 | Jul 23, 2024

Reply to iclass:

He’s already started

Of course he has..😂

Morning, Class!

iclass @ 06:26 | Jul 23, 2024

Reply to malaisegooner:

😳 Kids learn fast don't they? 🤭

Will you still be f5-ing while on this road trip? Is what I really meant to ask. 😜

He’s already started

malaisegooner @ 06:25 | Jul 23, 2024

Reply to lettraggad:

If we buy all the defenders ..How will our opponents defend our attacks🤔

"If you don't concede, you don't lose"

-Arteta- *(probably)

malaisegooner @ 06:23 | Jul 23, 2024

Reply to gooder:

being on this side of the pond I have to disagree with you cynics. 😏 There is big demand for these games because it's fucking impossible for fans over here to see our players play real games. so be...

I missed the opportunity to see the team when Wenger brought the lads to Malaysia and then Singapore for pre-season all those years ago (must've been a decade or more ago)

I live with that regret.

malaisegooner @ 06:20 | Jul 23, 2024

Reply to brucelee4ever:

We are currently discussing the marathon road trip we are about to undertake. I am stressing like mad about the driving and my daughter says to me: ‘what’s that sign you do when you are angry with dri...

😳 Kids learn fast don't they? 🤭

Will you still be f5-ing while on this road trip? Is what I really meant to ask. 😜

iclass @ 06:14 | Jul 23, 2024

Reply to myleftwingfoot:

I know, the story very nearly made sense, but not quite.

7-2-1 formation

lettraggad @ 05:20 | Jul 23, 2024

If we buy all the defenders ..How will our opponents defend our attacks🤔

gooder @ 03:22 | Jul 23, 2024

Saudis are apparently sniffing around Jesus.

I was ready to laughingly disregard it because the headline was football-dot-London and I don't have enough expletives to describe my disdain towards those clickbait dickwads... But it seems like a lot of outlets have caught wind of it.

If it's a big offer I'm all for it ONLY IF it necessitates us buying a significant replacement.

myleftwingfoot @ 22:19 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to gooder:

but seriously, this paragraph was an epic air-out-of-a-balloon for me.

swap Eddie... 🤨
surely for an attacker...🙂
for a Crystal Palace attacker... 😃
nah, for a defender... 😒
😂

I know, the story very nearly made sense, but not quite.

gooder @ 22:12 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to myleftwingfoot:

Haha:

Arsenal are prepared to offer English forward Eddie Nketiah, 25, as part of a swap deal with Crystal Palace for 24-year-old England defender Marc Guehi. (Metro)

How many defenders does Mik wan...

but seriously, this paragraph was an epic air-out-of-a-balloon for me.

swap Eddie... 🤨
surely for an attacker...🙂
for a Crystal Palace attacker... 😃
nah, for a defender... 😒
😂

gooder @ 22:07 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to myleftwingfoot:

Haha:

Arsenal are prepared to offer English forward Eddie Nketiah, 25, as part of a swap deal with Crystal Palace for 24-year-old England defender Marc Guehi. (Metro)

How many defenders does Mik wan...

also goalkeepers.

...because when you have the best defensive record in the league you might as well beef up your defense some more at the expense of your attack. 😏

myleftwingfoot @ 21:56 | Jul 22, 2024

Haha:

Arsenal are prepared to offer English forward Eddie Nketiah, 25, as part of a swap deal with Crystal Palace for 24-year-old England defender Marc Guehi. (Metro)

How many defenders does Mik want?

hazza @ 21:29 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to brucelee4ever:

We are currently discussing the marathon road trip we are about to undertake. I am stressing like mad about the driving and my daughter says to me: ‘what’s that sign you do when you are angry with dri...

Where are you off to on this road trip?

hazza @ 21:29 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to brucelee4ever:

We are currently discussing the marathon road trip we are about to undertake. I am stressing like mad about the driving and my daughter says to me: ‘what’s that sign you do when you are angry with dri...

Hahaha!

brucelee4ever @ 20:34 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to gooder:

being on this side of the pond I have to disagree with you cynics. 😏 There is big demand for these games because it's fucking impossible for fans over here to see our players play real games. so be...

Absolutely! Enjoy!

When I was in Korea I saw us in China, Singapore and even Ireland.

With my son his current age, a yearly trip to the Emirates cup games: will suffice for now.

gooder @ 19:52 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to goldsoundz:

Definitely has nothing to do with connecting with anything other than the untapped revenue.

being on this side of the pond I have to disagree with you cynics. 😏 There is big demand for these games because it's fucking impossible for fans over here to see our players play real games. so be it if these are half strength pointless matches, we just want to see our team play.

brucelee4ever @ 19:41 | Jul 22, 2024

We are currently discussing the marathon road trip we are about to undertake. I am stressing like mad about the driving and my daughter says to me: ‘what’s that sign you do when you are angry with drivers? You don’t shout what is it?’ She then goes on to mimic, without realising the full extent of its meaning, a wanker sign. Oops!😳🥴

goldsoundz @ 19:18 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to myleftwingfoot:

I understand the club(s) wanting to connect with their US fan base, but part of me sees it as a quite cynical money-making exercise with little to do with pre-season training.

I'm sure Arteta would p...

Definitely has nothing to do with connecting with anything other than the untapped revenue.

goldsoundz @ 19:18 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to myleftwingfoot:

I understand the club(s) wanting to connect with their US fan base, but part of me sees it as a quite cynical money-making exercise with little to do with pre-season training.

I'm sure Arteta would p...

Definitely has nothing to do with connecting with anything other than the untapped revenue.

myleftwingfoot @ 19:14 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to trailhombre:

An US tour just to play three Prem teams. From the Premier League. Like, FFS. How stupid modern football has become. Bring back the training camp in Austria and the friendlies against Borussia Lederho...

I understand the club(s) wanting to connect with their US fan base, but part of me sees it as a quite cynical money-making exercise with little to do with pre-season training.

I'm sure Arteta would prefer a closed camp, probably somewhere in Spain and play whoever the regional pro/semi-pro teams are.

But that genie has well and truly left the bottle of capitalism.

goldsoundz @ 19:07 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to trailhombre:

An US tour just to play three Prem teams. From the Premier League. Like, FFS. How stupid modern football has become. Bring back the training camp in Austria and the friendlies against Borussia Lederho...

The money is just too good to turn down for these Prem teams. The earning potential of growing the fanbase in the USA is just too big to ignore for them. We know how everything is dictated by the $$$$ though.

trailhombre @ 18:36 | Jul 22, 2024

An US tour just to play three Prem teams. From the Premier League. Like, FFS. How stupid modern football has become. Bring back the training camp in Austria and the friendlies against Borussia Lederhosen and RB Oktoberfest.

goldsoundz @ 18:32 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to myleftwingfoot:

I won't be happy if we go another season without buying a wide/forward player who can play across the front three as a backup for our overworked forwards.

It looks as if C115h is going for Eze. It wo...

I thought I saw the highest odds were Eze going to Shit

goldsoundz @ 18:30 | Jul 22, 2024

I was debating to go to the exhibition game in Philadelphia vs Liverpool but the amount being charged is absolutely absurd for a third rate product. Still a bit bummed not to see the boys though.

myleftwingfoot @ 18:14 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to hazza:

Unless they see him as some sort of successor to Kev Brown.

That's what is being said.

He's only on the other side of London; surely it's a deal we should be able to get done.

hazza @ 17:25 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to hazza:

Spondooli...... that's the only reason.

Unless they see him as some sort of successor to Kev Brown.

hazza @ 17:25 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to northbankfc:

Why would Eze want to be a squad player there? We have to get him.

Spondooli...... that's the only reason.

gooder @ 16:52 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to hazza:

Fucking greedy Italian clubs.

Now Roma think their 40% sell-on clause should also take effect, but they need to agree that with Basel and Bologna.

Cunts!

Bologna shouldn't be involved in Roma's claim at all. No clause in Roma's deal with Basel can effect what Bologna get. At most Roma will be looking to get 40% of whatever Basel gets but that's purely between Roma and Basel.

If Roma do manage to succeed, imagine the hilarious trickle effect that would ensue if we ever sold the player.... clusterfuck!! 😂

northbankfc @ 16:02 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to ballsy:

I went onto the Arsenal website last night to check out the kits for this season. One word: HORRENDOUS.

It's become a little love-in for funky avant-garde fashion designers. It's just a mess of noise, colour clashes, abstract patterns and slick promos getting the stars in to plug it. It is what it is. Minimalism and solid, traditional colours are not in the mix. We'll look back like they looked back at football wear in the early-70s with cringe 🤣

northbankfc @ 15:59 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to myleftwingfoot:

I won't be happy if we go another season without buying a wide/forward player who can play across the front three as a backup for our overworked forwards.

It looks as if C115h is going for Eze. It wo...

Why would Eze want to be a squad player there? We have to get him.

northbankfc @ 15:58 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to myleftwingfoot:

I'm okay with The Smith staying if the club genuinely believes there isn't a better or viable/available left-sided number 8.

However, Arteta must use his squad better this season, including playing E...

He cannot ever succeed as a left 8. He hasn't got the strength, the speed or the sharpness to succeed there. He is a 10 or he's nothing. It's a waste if we don't find a buyer. A shame because he has sublime close control but like Eddie he's just not physically fitted. Can't change that.

iclass @ 15:15 | Jul 22, 2024

So Villa got Onana. £50m plus add ons

iclass @ 15:10 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to ollie:

For some quite obvious reason (and really, not even making this up), I read it as 'Obi-Marlin'.

Or Obi Wanker-nobody

hazza @ 15:09 | Jul 22, 2024

Fucking greedy Italian clubs.

Now Roma think their 40% sell-on clause should also take effect, but they need to agree that with Basel and Bologna.

Cunts!

iclass @ 15:08 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to dennis_b10:

Arse

Wib/FoB

Heading out today on our road trip out west to meet my two sons in LA to watch the Arsenal play Yanited! Can't wait but it is quite a drive. 1,874 miles, with stops in Colorado Springs,...

Eat ya heart out Bill Bryson

iclass @ 15:05 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to ollie:

Sounda a bit fishy, but perhaps bassarse can enlighten us.

Unless he clams up

ollie @ 14:48 | Jul 22, 2024

https://www.sudouest.fr/sport/football/girondins-de-bordeaux/info-sud-ouest-girondins-de-bordeaux-fenway-de-retour-a-la-table-des-negociations-pour-une-reprise-en-ligue-2-20648514.php

I doubt it...

myleftwingfoot @ 14:44 | Jul 22, 2024

I won't be happy if we go another season without buying a wide/forward player who can play across the front three as a backup for our overworked forwards.

It looks as if C115h is going for Eze. It would be seriously disheartening if we did not attempt to buy a player of that calibre.

He's reinforced the GK and defence; it would be nice if a little more attention was now paid to this area of the pitch.

myleftwingfoot @ 14:40 | Jul 22, 2024

I'm okay with The Smith staying if the club genuinely believes there isn't a better or viable/available left-sided number 8.

However, Arteta must use his squad better this season, including playing ESR more and not just giving him a few minutes here and there.

gooder @ 14:36 | Jul 22, 2024

Speaking of the Women, it kind of went under the radar but the Champions League first stage is out now. We face Rangers and if we get through them then either Atlético or Rosenborg

ollie @ 14:36 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to gooder:

Arse!
Bruce!

Obi-Martin... there's only so much you can do for an ungrateful youth with questionable representation.

For some quite obvious reason (and really, not even making this up), I read it as 'Obi-Marlin'.

gooder @ 14:26 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to hazza:

Arse Women vs C115eh Women on opening day of the WSL season!

What jumps out at me is the end of January where we face our two toughest matches of the season (away to Chelsea, away to ¢115eh) back to back.

gooder @ 14:24 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to f0rsak3n_1:

Surprised to see no Charlie Patino in the mix, does that read as ominous signs?

He did play in the Leyton Orient game the other day.

If by "ominous" you mean we might be about to sell him... could be. There are rumours of interest from Italy... sigh, why do our players always get linked with cheap-ass Italians?

gooder @ 14:10 | Jul 22, 2024

Invincibles

gooder @ 14:09 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to ollie:

https://www.planetfootball.com/lists-and-rankings/cristiano-ronaldo-wages-earns-more-world-class-xi-messi-mbappe

£3 million per week? :-O

heh, it's a bit cheeky putting Messi in there when his salary is a drop in the bucket for the stock+royalties arrangement he made.

salaar @ 13:58 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to dennis_b10:

Arse

Wib/FoB

Heading out today on our road trip out west to meet my two sons in LA to watch the Arsenal play Yanited! Can't wait but it is quite a drive. 1,874 miles, with stops in Colorado Springs,...

I getchya
"We'll have to drive and it'll have to be the flash motor" ;p

gooder @ 13:56 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to dennis_b10:

Arse

Wib/FoB

Heading out today on our road trip out west to meet my two sons in LA to watch the Arsenal play Yanited! Can't wait but it is quite a drive. 1,874 miles, with stops in Colorado Springs,...

road trip!! 😀
enjoy!

gooder @ 13:53 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to s.p2:

Not going to place any blame on the club re Obi-Martin. Can understand why people are upset about it though... academy has been especially fruitful since the emergence of Saka. You want to hold on to ...

Arse!
Bruce!

Obi-Martin... there's only so much you can do for an ungrateful youth with questionable representation.

ollie @ 13:20 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to iclass:

I expect to be herring a bit more about this story. Seems like the supporters cod find themselves in a pickle

Sounda a bit fishy, but perhaps bassarse can enlighten us.

iclass @ 13:11 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to salaar:

WiB
Well outcried Blogs
"Let them eat (fish)cake"
Find. Us.

I expect to be herring a bit more about this story. Seems like the supporters cod find themselves in a pickle

salaar @ 13:04 | Jul 22, 2024

WiB
Well outcried Blogs
"Let them eat (fish)cake"
Find. Us.

hazza @ 13:03 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to hazza:

Arse Women vs C115eh Women on opening day of the WSL season!

Arse Women vs Yaknighted Women on the final day of the season!

ollie @ 13:03 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to hazza:

Arse Women vs C115eh Women on opening day of the WSL season!

Tasty.

hazza @ 13:02 | Jul 22, 2024

Arse Women vs C115eh Women on opening day of the WSL season!

gunnerlocutor @ 12:28 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to ollie:

Here's your £3 change, Sir. :-D

Much obliged.
I did a little conversion math.
The dude makes about $211,000,000 a year.
Mon dieu!
What a world.

ollie @ 12:19 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to gunnerlocutor:

You forgot the additional £232,000 per week. Or is that a rounding error?
Holy smokes.

Here's your £3 change, Sir. :-D

ballsy @ 12:17 | Jul 22, 2024

I went onto the Arsenal website last night to check out the kits for this season. One word: HORRENDOUS.

gunnerlocutor @ 12:11 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to ollie:

https://www.planetfootball.com/lists-and-rankings/cristiano-ronaldo-wages-earns-more-world-class-xi-messi-mbappe

£3 million per week? :-O

You forgot the additional £232,000 per week. Or is that a rounding error?
Holy smokes.

ollie @ 12:06 | Jul 22, 2024

https://www.planetfootball.com/lists-and-rankings/cristiano-ronaldo-wages-earns-more-world-class-xi-messi-mbappe

£3 million per week? :-O

ollie @ 11:54 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to jackster:

I watched Once upon a time in Hollywood over the weekend.

Be careful out there.

heh

ollie @ 11:53 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to dennis_b10:

Arse

Wib/FoB

Heading out today on our road trip out west to meet my two sons in LA to watch the Arsenal play Yanited! Can't wait but it is quite a drive. 1,874 miles, with stops in Colorado Springs,...

Drive safely and enjoy!

jackster @ 11:44 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to dennis_b10:

Arse

Wib/FoB

Heading out today on our road trip out west to meet my two sons in LA to watch the Arsenal play Yanited! Can't wait but it is quite a drive. 1,874 miles, with stops in Colorado Springs,...

I watched Once upon a time in Hollywood over the weekend.

Be careful out there.

dennis_b10 @ 11:00 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to hazza:

Noice!

Enjoy the trip.

Cheers Hazza!

hazza @ 10:59 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to dennis_b10:

Arse

Wib/FoB

Heading out today on our road trip out west to meet my two sons in LA to watch the Arsenal play Yanited! Can't wait but it is quite a drive. 1,874 miles, with stops in Colorado Springs,...

Noice!

Enjoy the trip.

dennis_b10 @ 10:58 | Jul 22, 2024

Arse

Wib/FoB

Heading out today on our road trip out west to meet my two sons in LA to watch the Arsenal play Yanited! Can't wait but it is quite a drive. 1,874 miles, with stops in Colorado Springs, Bluff Utah, Las Vegas before dropping down into LA. Looking forward to seeing some of the youngsters as well as some of the first team get a run out. GOYGs!!!

s.p2 @ 10:47 | Jul 22, 2024

* not

s.p2 @ 10:47 | Jul 22, 2024

Not going to place any blame on the club re Obi-Martin. Can understand why people are upset about it though... academy has been especially fruitful since the emergence of Saka. You want to hold on to the big talents when they emerge.

ollie @ 10:03 | Jul 22, 2024

Message request from 'Yoona' on Signal on the work phone:
'Hello, is this the fashion design partner introduced by Kevin?'

Heh, right, spammer....

malaisegooner @ 10:01 | Jul 22, 2024

Arse.

WiB.

Get well soon, Tomi!

malaisegooner @ 09:58 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to pppontus:

I’m f we move quickly, we have the chance to sign Joe Biden on a free.

😂🤣

hazza @ 09:42 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to ollie:

...on an 8 year contract.

Spread over 10 years...

ollie @ 09:37 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to iclass:

Better still, let Chelsea know….they’ll have him

...on an 8 year contract.

iclass @ 09:30 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to pppontus:

I’m f we move quickly, we have the chance to sign Joe Biden on a free.

Better still, let Chelsea know….they’ll have him

pppontus @ 09:26 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to pppontus:

I’m f we move quickly, we have the chance to sign Joe Biden on a free.

pppontus @ 09:22 | Jul 22, 2024

I’m f we move quickly, we have the chance to sign Joe Biden on a free.

ollie @ 08:38 | Jul 22, 2024

Protest Norwegian-style: throw some fishcakes...

https://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Actualites/La-rencontre-rosenborg-lillestrom-en-norvege-arretee-a-cause-de-protestations-anti-var/1484167

f0rsak3n_1 @ 08:16 | Jul 22, 2024

Surprised to see no Charlie Patino in the mix, does that read as ominous signs?

ollie @ 07:47 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to chrism:

Arse. WiB.

Morning all.

What day is it?

Happy Boilkday Chrism!

hazza @ 07:22 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to hazza:

Even with such a youthful squad, people will still lose their shit and boil their piss if we lose some of these pre-season tour games.

Because that's how it works.

hazza @ 07:22 | Jul 22, 2024

Even with such a youthful squad, people will still lose their shit and boil their piss if we lose some of these pre-season tour games.

hazza @ 07:21 | Jul 22, 2024

Oh, it was Bruce.

Fuck off Bruce! 🙄

hazza @ 07:20 | Jul 22, 2024

Arse!

Well in whoever.

chrism @ 07:17 | Jul 22, 2024

All-Ireland boilk

chrism @ 07:14 | Jul 22, 2024

Arse. WiB.

Morning all.

What day is it?

iclass @ 07:13 | Jul 22, 2024

Reply to ollie:

Arse.
Well in br2n.
Gorgeous day here.

Lucky you. 16 and cloudy at present

optimist @ 07:06 | Jul 22, 2024

Morning
Mandem going to the US ya get me

ollie @ 06:32 | Jul 22, 2024

Arse.
Well in br2n.
Gorgeous day here.

iclass @ 06:24 | Jul 22, 2024

Morning. Well second first cartoon

arseblog1 @ 06:13 | Jul 22, 2024

WiB

thecar2n @ 06:12 | Jul 22, 2024

Well in Bruce / Fuck off Joe!

brucelee4ever @ 06:11 | Jul 22, 2024

Cheers blogs

Hello Team

brucelee4ever @ 06:11 | Jul 22, 2024

WazzArse!

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