The Arses - 4/27/2025

hazza @ 07:55 | Feb 27, 2024

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hazza @ 07:55 | Feb 27, 2024

arseblog1 @ 07:51 | Feb 27, 2024

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ollie @ 07:45 | Feb 27, 2024

Hazzaaaaaaaaaaaa!

hazza @ 07:38 | Feb 27, 2024

YOllie!

ollie @ 07:24 | Feb 27, 2024

Morning all.

ollie @ 07:24 | Feb 27, 2024

Drugs test forgetter kills chat.

hazza @ 23:53 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to mrswoo:

What the fuck is Rio Ferdinand on now ?

He's a stupid, forgetful wonky lipped wideboy cunt, Missis.

mrswoo @ 23:18 | Feb 26, 2024

What the fuck is Rio Ferdinand on now ?

northbankfc @ 21:17 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to goldsoundz:

Yeah we are doing that somewhat. It's hard to fully put a finger on it... the tactics are quite fluid. Kiwior will stick pick his spots and show up in attacking areas that a traditional LB would be ...

Both White and Kiwior (and Tomiyasu) have just enough height and physicality to be decent central defenders, but not giants like Saliba and Gabriel. Their partnership allows the full-backs who's height allows the rangy strides to move forward and back and cover enough ground and enough passing ability to find team-mates, though neither is outstandingly creative with the crosses. It's defensively where the three have ability to get back and make tackles and all three (White, Kiwior and Tomi) have been willing to adapt to the inverted role and their neat variety of passing has helped in this. So far, so good. It's be exciting to see Timber back and hopefully Hato on the other side providing more lateral movement and more ability on the ball. That is ahead of us. For now, we look reasonably secure at the back but still the possibility of lapses in concentration, not helped when lower level subs come on!

hazza @ 20:12 | Feb 26, 2024

Wet Spam 2-0 up against Brentford... 2 Bowen goals in 2 mins!

goldsoundz @ 18:54 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to hazza:

We're playing with 4 centre halves across the back ala Citeh last season...

Yeah we are doing that somewhat. It's hard to fully put a finger on it... the tactics are quite fluid. Kiwior will stick pick his spots and show up in attacking areas that a traditional LB would be in as well. But that is part of the reason why his performances have been so good- his judgement and positioning have been spot on. Overall though I am impressed with how well he has adapted to playing within compressed spaces along the touchline. That is not an easy transition for players used to playing centrally- touch has to be spot on.

lettraggad @ 18:49 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to gooder:

so what did people not like about Kiwior's performance, eh?

On the player ratings the public voting scores are usually relatively close to Blog's score but for Kiwior the public score almost two poin...

Maybe it was the lack of mistakes and him scoring a goal??

No seriously don’t think too much about it people are generally not that knowledgeable and they have their perceptions and that will stick until enough people inform them that “He is good now” . Trust me hur will get better ratings on worse performances once they understand that his level is high.

myleftwingfoot @ 18:27 | Feb 26, 2024

Squeaky Carra is rattled. I just hope there aren't any young girls near him for him to spit at.

hazza @ 18:24 | Feb 26, 2024

https://twitter.com/GeezyPeas/status/1762071645294891380?t=JpHVY0Oeyk4O0J7X_cP_pA&s=19

Oh dear, Carra, la!

hazza @ 18:22 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to goldsoundz:

He was excellent. Best way I could describe his performance was that he was fluid and did not look out of place at all. Pretty impressive. I always thought there was a good player there but mostly ...

We're playing with 4 centre halves across the back ala Citeh last season...

gooder @ 17:38 | Feb 26, 2024

and yes, considering who we're talking about, fining them would be the equivalent of letting them off completely.

gooder @ 17:35 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to myleftwingfoot:

I think it's the other way around. Letting them off will be hugely damaging for the Premier League, especially after charging them 115 times no less.

Imagine charging a club with 115 counts of financ...

We're both right. Taking titles away would tarnish a decade of league seasons which would be dreadful for the image of the Premier League, but letting them off completely would look be just as bad (especially when anyone with eyes can see what City are doing... well, anyone not wearing light-blue blinders)

I suspect the result will end up being somewhere in the middle... unless City's lawyers manage to get a real court to rule against the League, at which point football would be dead and we might as well throw in the towel and all go home.

myleftwingfoot @ 16:46 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to gooder:

I'm trying to remain realistic in my expectations. They won't be stripped of anything. That would be too damaging to the league from an image perspective. The least I'm expecting is a pointless fin...

I think it's the other way around. Letting them off will be hugely damaging for the Premier League, especially after charging them 115 times no less.

Imagine charging a club with 115 counts of financial irregularities, and all you do is .... fine them. Not a good look.

The benchmark is now there, and even if 100 counts are dismissed, they will still be in trouble.

ollie @ 16:33 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to gooder:

I sometimes vote but only if I feel I've watched a particular game with sufficient focus to be confident of giving a fair score... which is not often, especially when I'm on the Arses during the matc...

It's all easier when there's a special match/performance that gives everyone 10/10 or 0/10.

gooder @ 16:28 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to northbankfc:

Who votes? The general football supporter tends to follow the crowd a bit. Commentators are the same. They state opinions of players years after every football fan has stated it.

As recently as the ...

I sometimes vote but only if I feel I've watched a particular game with sufficient focus to be confident of giving a fair score... which is not often, especially when I'm on the Arses during the match because then my focus is all over the fucking place, ha ha.

gooder @ 16:24 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to myleftwingfoot:

Given that Everton have had their points punishment reduced to just six, this still bodes badly for Citeh and their 115 charges.

Not only will they be stripped of titles, but they could be looking at...

I'm trying to remain realistic in my expectations. They won't be stripped of anything. That would be too damaging to the league from an image perspective. The least I'm expecting is a pointless fine, but what I'm hopeful for is a proper relegation, if not multiple relegations.

A points deduction is certainly possible, in which case we'd just have to hope it's a big enough deduction to ensure relegation.

myleftwingfoot @ 16:13 | Feb 26, 2024

Hopefully, those Italian clubs sniffing around Kiwior will be told to fuck off - if they haven't already - unless they offer stupid money, which they won't because they don't have any.

myleftwingfoot @ 16:10 | Feb 26, 2024

Given that Everton have had their points punishment reduced to just six, this still bodes badly for Citeh and their 115 charges.

Not only will they be stripped of titles, but they could be looking at relegation if each charge is six points, and even if they get most charges thrown out, they're still in the shit.

myleftwingfoot @ 16:07 | Feb 26, 2024

I very much enjoyed the 'Poch out' tweets on the Arsecast and James's explanation of 'baby raves' for parents who can't listen to DnB anymore. 🤣

northbankfc @ 16:06 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to gooder:

so what did people not like about Kiwior's performance, eh?

On the player ratings the public voting scores are usually relatively close to Blog's score but for Kiwior the public score almost two poin...

Who votes? The general football supporter tends to follow the crowd a bit. Commentators are the same. They state opinions of players years after every football fan has stated it.

As recently as the first five minutes against West Ham, when he was late to react to two situations and failed to hold the ball, I was of the old opinion that he was too timid.

But he's found some rhythm and self-belief which tallies with the recent high-scoring performances. He's been neat and varied in his passing and his interceptions have been timely.

Let him continue there in the same vein and the public vote will rise to meet it.

goldsoundz @ 15:58 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to gooder:

so what did people not like about Kiwior's performance, eh?

On the player ratings the public voting scores are usually relatively close to Blog's score but for Kiwior the public score almost two poin...

He was excellent. Best way I could describe his performance was that he was fluid and did not look out of place at all. Pretty impressive. I always thought there was a good player there but mostly as solid depth for Gabriel and a good chance to develop into a starter eventually. I am very impressed with what he's done as a LB- can't say I thought he had that in his tool bag.

iclass @ 15:49 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to ollie:

Bit expensive for shoes.

gooder @ 15:47 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to ollie:

And this here is why I won't apply for the U21s bus driver job either....

😂🤣 well played

gooder @ 15:41 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to arseblog1:

Sorry man, I only have cameras in Bruce's house.

heh... a two way relationship that.

ollie @ 15:36 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to gooder:

"top DMs seem to cost about £100m a piece these days"
if you ask Chelsea even meh DMs seem to cost £100m

Bit expensive for shoes.

gooder @ 15:35 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to chrism:

It looks like Partey and Elneny will be off in the Summer so I guess Jorginho will be kept on. Another defensive midfielder will be required though if we want to persist with Rice as an 8, which I thi...

"top DMs seem to cost about £100m a piece these days"
if you ask Chelsea even meh DMs seem to cost £100m

gooder @ 15:31 | Feb 26, 2024

so what did people not like about Kiwior's performance, eh?

On the player ratings the public voting scores are usually relatively close to Blog's score but for Kiwior the public score almost two points lower. peculiar

gooder @ 15:26 | Feb 26, 2024

Arse!
Well in shannon!

Another match I missed, another blow-out win. Damn you Superstitiousio, you win this round!

ollie @ 15:16 | Feb 26, 2024

And this here is why I won't apply for the U21s bus driver job either....

ollie @ 15:16 | Feb 26, 2024

Or rather, 'Brentford'....

ollie @ 15:15 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to salaar:

Funner drinks when you celebrate in N5 obvs :)

Bournemouth match, staying overnight!
Apart from one glass of fizzy and a G and T on the day of the Wet Spam match, I haven't had a single alcoholic drink for precisely three months.

salaar @ 15:10 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to ollie:

Heh. Thanks salaar. ;-)

Funner drinks when you celebrate in N5 obvs :)

ollie @ 15:05 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to salaar:

Well in SG
Well charonish Blogs
Bottle of water for you Olz :)

Heh. Thanks salaar. ;-)

salaar @ 15:02 | Feb 26, 2024

Well in SG
Well charonish Blogs
Bottle of water for you Olz :)

ollie @ 13:48 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to lettraggad:

Everton deducted 6 points rather than 10 after appealing. Lifts them out of relegation.

Temporarily, until they get the punishment for their next charge.

lettraggad @ 13:45 | Feb 26, 2024

Everton deducted 6 points rather than 10 after appealing. Lifts them out of relegation.

ollie @ 13:38 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to arseblog1:

Donated - run well!

Many thanks!

arseblog1 @ 13:34 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to northbankfc:

Nice to look back at the day we signed Jorginho and to see my amazing ability to peer into the future:

"So we get three players on relatively cheap deals which seem levels [off] what we’re comfortabl...

haha

arseblog1 @ 13:33 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to ollie:

If you're feeling generous, Esso did my promotion earlier which I'm extremely grateful for, but actually now I feel I can push a little more (for charities, not me!)
https://www.gofundme.com/f/ollies-...

Donated - run well!

ollie @ 13:30 | Feb 26, 2024

If you're feeling generous, Esso did my promotion earlier which I'm extremely grateful for, but actually now I feel I can push a little more (for charities, not me!)
https://www.gofundme.com/f/ollies-paris-halfmarathon-2024?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_source=customer

arseblog1 @ 13:29 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to ollie:

Only half!

Still long enough!

ollie @ 13:26 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to arseblog1:

Sorry man, I only have cameras in Bruce's house.

mwahahaha

malaisegooner @ 13:26 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to arseblog1:

I dunno - people flit in and out. He might just be busy with real life.

I suppose.. hope all is well with our Lazza.

ollie @ 13:26 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to malaisegooner:

https://arsenaldirect.arsenal.com/Clothing/Mens-Clothing/Mens-T-Shirts/Arsenal-Arteta-T-Shirt/p/N05263

That's the one!

ollie @ 13:25 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to malaisegooner:

Ollie be running the marathon I think

Only half!

malaisegooner @ 13:25 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to arseblog1:

Sorry man, I only have cameras in Bruce's house.

😳😅🤷🏻‍♂️

ollie @ 13:25 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to arseblog1:

What's on Sunday?

Paris Half-Marathon.

arseblog1 @ 13:24 | Feb 26, 2024

I dunno - people flit in and out. He might just be busy with real life.

arseblog1 @ 13:24 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to malaisegooner:

Been meaning to ask Blogs, do you know what's happened to Larry Grayson of the arses? He's been MIA for some time.

Sorry man, I only have cameras in Bruce's house.

malaisegooner @ 13:24 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to arseblog1:

Aren't all Marathons big?

Or, the same size, but still big.

Heh, yes they are! 😅

malaisegooner @ 13:23 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to arseblog1:

I see him in Insta, so he's ok

Been meaning to ask Blogs, do you know what's happened to Larry Grayson of the arses? He's been MIA for some time.

arseblog1 @ 13:23 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to malaisegooner:

No idea but based on his preparation stories on here, it's a big one.

Aren't all Marathons big?

Or, the same size, but still big.

malaisegooner @ 13:21 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to arseblog1:

Paris marathoN?

No idea but based on his preparation stories on here, it's a big one.

arseblog1 @ 13:20 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to malaisegooner:

Ollie be running the marathon I think

Paris marathoN?

malaisegooner @ 13:19 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to arseblog1:

What's on Sunday?

Ollie be running the marathon I think

malaisegooner @ 13:19 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to chrism:

It's alright mate, my youngest has watched it at least three times through, more than enough for both of you. I wish they'd make a series two so I don't have to keep hearing about that fucking light b...

Series two would probably feature Arteta's "over celebrating" and his "wife sharing" quote though.

arseblog1 @ 13:19 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to ollie:

Today's training session has gone a long way to reassuring me after Saturday's scare. Think I'll be OK to run on Sunday. Six days to go....would have been absolutely gutted to be out of order, not sur...

What's on Sunday?

malaisegooner @ 13:11 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to ollie:

Control + Final Third Efficiency = SUCCESS
Somehow I don't think it would make as nice a T-shirt as that other thing I have already forgotten about but that they made a T-shirt of out of the am...

https://arsenaldirect.arsenal.com/Clothing/Mens-Clothing/Mens-T-Shirts/Arsenal-Arteta-T-Shirt/p/N05263

iclass @ 13:09 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to ollie:

Today's training session has gone a long way to reassuring me after Saturday's scare. Think I'll be OK to run on Sunday. Six days to go....would have been absolutely gutted to be out of order, not sur...

Counselling is available

malaisegooner @ 13:08 | Feb 26, 2024

Arse.

Well in SG!

Yeah, as former Chavs players go, Jorginho is alright. 😎

ollie @ 13:02 | Feb 26, 2024

Today's training session has gone a long way to reassuring me after Saturday's scare. Think I'll be OK to run on Sunday. Six days to go....would have been absolutely gutted to be out of order, not sure if I could have taken it well.

arseblog1 @ 12:58 | Feb 26, 2024

I see him in Insta, so he's ok

thecar2n @ 12:14 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to tony2:

Afternoon guys. I read 3 Arsenal blogs starting always with Arseblog but, and this question is aimed at you Andrew as you know him and he has posted on here, can you tell me what has happened to Tim ...

Been meaning to ask the same ☝🏼

tony2 @ 12:13 | Feb 26, 2024

Afternoon guys. I read 3 Arsenal blogs starting always with Arseblog but, and this question is aimed at you Andrew as you know him and he has posted on here, can you tell me what has happened to Tim over at 7 am? His last blog was when we beat Palace. Is he OK do you know? Many thanks for any info.

ollie @ 11:07 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to iclass:

To bring joy to everyone else

Well in s-g

Not on this fucking occasion though.

iclass @ 11:01 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to northbankfc:

Nice to look back at the day we signed Jorginho and to see my amazing ability to peer into the future:

"So we get three players on relatively cheap deals which seem levels [off] what we’re comfortabl...

Considering two of the big signings we were looking at were Calceido and Modryk it seems to have worked out quite nicely

iclass @ 10:59 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to ollie:

Yep, good work. Why do they even bother reaching finals?

To bring joy to everyone else

Well in s-g

ollie @ 10:39 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to hazza:

This.

But losing in 6 consecutive finals is fucking hilarious!

Yep, good work. Why do they even bother reaching finals?

ollie @ 10:38 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to benzed:

Bazzzzzzzzzball

/fail

benzed @ 10:11 | Feb 26, 2024

Bazzzzzzzzzball

hazza @ 09:23 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to ollie:

Really fuck Cuntski, the only one time I want them to win.
The fawning over Scouse Cunts and Klopp this morning is properly unbearable in the media.

This.

But losing in 6 consecutive finals is fucking hilarious!

ollie @ 09:06 | Feb 26, 2024

Really fuck Cuntski, the only one time I want them to win.
The fawning over Scouse Cunts and Klopp this morning is properly unbearable in the media.

thecar2n @ 09:03 | Feb 26, 2024

Chavs today: https://bit.ly/InTheBoehly (ffwd to 1:25 or watch the full clip for a LOL)

chrism @ 09:01 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to northbankfc:

Nice to look back at the day we signed Jorginho and to see my amazing ability to peer into the future:

"So we get three players on relatively cheap deals which seem levels [off] what we’re comfortabl...

🤣🤣🤣

ollie @ 08:59 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to northbankfc:

Nice to look back at the day we signed Jorginho and to see my amazing ability to peer into the future:

"So we get three players on relatively cheap deals which seem levels [off] what we’re comfortabl...

:-D

northbankfc @ 08:56 | Feb 26, 2024

Nice to look back at the day we signed Jorginho and to see my amazing ability to peer into the future:

"So we get three players on relatively cheap deals which seem levels [off] what we’re comfortable with. We’ve clearly failed to land any of the [big] signings we’ve gone for. What makes anyone think we have the clout or negotiating skills to land Rice in the summer? At least we should be realistic about that. We still look short in midfield and up front but we’re top and we’ll just have to make do. Decent pivoting but still huge question marks over our strategy."

So what makes you think we have the financial clout to sign Mbappe in the summer. Huge question marks. We need to be realistic 🤣

chrism @ 08:50 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to ajgunner:

ARSE,

Well in SG.

Joginho has been so fantastic for us lately and Kai is starting to be the player we need. I've been thinking, their combined cost was 77mil. if you think of it that way, its more ...

It looks like Partey and Elneny will be off in the Summer so I guess Jorginho will be kept on. Another defensive midfielder will be required though if we want to persist with Rice as an 8, which I think we definitely should. Problem is, top DMs seem to cost about £100m a piece these days.

ollie @ 08:44 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to chrism:

It's alright mate, my youngest has watched it at least three times through, more than enough for both of you. I wish they'd make a series two so I don't have to keep hearing about that fucking light b...

heh!

ajgunner @ 08:41 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to chrism:

It's alright mate, my youngest has watched it at least three times through, more than enough for both of you. I wish they'd make a series two so I don't have to keep hearing about that fucking light b...

HEH!

ajgunner @ 08:40 | Feb 26, 2024

ARSE,

Well in SG.

Joginho has been so fantastic for us lately and Kai is starting to be the player we need. I've been thinking, their combined cost was 77mil. if you think of it that way, its more manageable in terms of their output at the moment.

If it was for Joginhos hip issue, he would be well worht an extra year, probably still is.

chrism @ 08:38 | Feb 26, 2024

Reply to ollie:

Control + Final Third Efficiency = SUCCESS
Somehow I don't think it would make as nice a T-shirt as that other thing I have already forgotten about but that they made a T-shirt of out of the am...

It's alright mate, my youngest has watched it at least three times through, more than enough for both of you. I wish they'd make a series two so I don't have to keep hearing about that fucking light bulb.

ollie @ 08:27 | Feb 26, 2024

Control + Final Third Efficiency = SUCCESS
Somehow I don't think it would make as nice a T-shirt as that other thing I have already forgotten about but that they made a T-shirt of out of the amazon documentary I still haven't watched.

ollie @ 08:23 | Feb 26, 2024

Arsewisg!

le_bob @ 08:11 | Feb 26, 2024

arse!

Morning all.

benzed @ 08:02 | Feb 26, 2024

Arse.

I don't like it when Liverpool enjoys success, but if it must happen then it's good for it to be at Chav expense.

bassarse @ 07:54 | Feb 26, 2024

Well in, SG. Morning,all.

I'm taking several moments to laugh at Chelsea this morning.

chrism @ 07:42 | Feb 26, 2024

Blogs, "We are recording an Arsecast Extra for you relatively this morning". Relatively what? I'm all for General Relativity if it's that.

chrism @ 07:41 | Feb 26, 2024

Arse. Well in Shannon.

Morning all.

hazza @ 07:37 | Feb 26, 2024

Arse!

Well in Shannon! Fuck off Bruce! 😁

brucelee4ever @ 07:30 | Feb 26, 2024

WazzArse

Well cannoned Shannon

Cheers blogs

Hello Team

shannon_gooner @ 07:30 | Feb 26, 2024

Good morning boss.... just happened to pick the 'phone up at the right time!

arseblog1 @ 07:28 | Feb 26, 2024

Well in SG

shannon_gooner @ 07:28 | Feb 26, 2024

Arse!

shannon_gooner @ 07:28 | Feb 26, 2024

Arse!

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